(rooster crows) (animal roars) (wheel clicking) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. – Check your voicemail. We have a voicemail and we can check it, let’s do that. – [Man] Is this your real number? – Apparently so. – Was the question is this a real number? – Is this the wrong number? – Is this the wrong– – Let’s hear it again. – [Man] Is this your real number? – Is this your real number? – This your real number? – Is this your real number, let’s hear it again. – Is this your real number? – Is this your– – Is this your real number? – Real number? We finally deciphered it. – Yes! – Yeah. – Proved it. – We’re listening to it. Hey Will, come on in here. – Is this your real number? – Will Haynes coming in. Was that you? – Yeah it was me. Is this the real number dot com? (all laughing) – You been calling the voicemail again? – Yeah all the time. That’s my favorite thing to do at night. (Rhett laughs) – Call our voicemail. – Okay we’ll go through some more soon. – Oh so since we’re doing a news anchor thing, are you in news anchor mode or– – I am, this is a look that I like. My look is go to the thrift store, get it, even if it’s big and that’s my news anchor look. – Even if it’s big. – Even if it’s big. – But are you wearing this because we’re doing news anchor stuff or do you just wanna wear a blazer today? – The truth is, I love the news and I kinda always wanna dress like I’m on the news so this is my regular attire. – Okay. – So you had a dream to be a news anchor? – I wanted to be a journalist but my father was like, you need to go to film school. I’m not joking, I wish I was joking. – Your dad’s so practical. – Yeah, yeah. I told him, I wanna be a journalist more than anything. But he was like, you know what, you been making videos, and I really like the videos. You should go to film school and he made me. (Rhett laughs) He really made me. – I kinda have the opposite story. – Most people, yeah. – So okay well I guess you’ve done the journalist thing, you’ve done like the– – Yeah, I got to do it. He was right in the end because I like to be a comedian. I didn’t really, if I was gonna be a serious journalist it wouldn’t have been as fun, so being on SourceFed was the perfect mixture of fake news and real news. – Where’d you grow up? – Look at you now. – Look at me now. – What was your local news station? – It was in the Bay Area so our– – So it’s pretty good news. – Yeah, yeah it was good– – Was it though? – I mean at times. – North Carolina was like, well first of all, we’re gonna play a game where we look at pictures of people’s faces, just the face right? – Just the face. – And we each independently have to decide, is it a news anchor or a stock photo model? – Yep. – Okay, and I don’t know how difficult, I think I’m gonna be good at this. – I think I’m gonna be good at this too. – Obviously you think you’re gonna be good at it. – Yeah, I like them. – You think you gonna be good at it? – I’m great at spotting a stock image photo. – We come from North Carolina where it’s top notch national news. – Award winning news– – On a national level. – Really? – State news that like rivals national news. – Well but only in the triangle area. If you go to Charlotte, it’s like whoa, bad news. I remember we traveled the western part of the state, you go to Charlotte, what happened to Charlotte? – Yeah. – What happened to the Charlotte people, the bar is so low here. – Shout out to Bill Leslie. – Sometimes you go on vacation, you get up in Virginia, you see the Richmond news, you’re like what happened to Richmond? – What happened to Richmond? I’m from Richmond, California. – [Stevie] We’ve talked about Neill McNeill before, haven’t we? I thought we had. You didn’t have a Neill McNeill? I thought that was like– – You were talking about the G Burg news. – Are you giving us the answer? – G Burg news was definitely third tier. – [Stevie] No I’m not giving you the answer before we play but I thought for sure we had talked about Neill McNeill. – I think we have, yeah. Neill McNeill. He’s your guy. – That’s a great news name. – Yeah he’s my guy. – Neill McNeill. – I personally like Larry Stogner. Okay let’s see– – Oh there’s a face. – [Will] This is hard. – See he’s wearing– – Why’s he got a hat on? – Well because he might be out in the field. He might be do some investigative reporting. – Why is he that happy in the field? He has a news face, I’ll give him that. – [Will] He does have a news face. – All right so let’s, if it’s a stock photo, you strike a pose but if it’s a news anchor– – That’s true. – You’re striking the news anchor pose which is like this but then if you’re a model, the hand’s– – Okay all right here we go. – This is hard. – Ready? – All right we need our answers in– – Three, two– – Three, can I, why am I counting? – [Rhett] No please let Stevie count. – [Link] I don’t know why I’m counting. – Please. – Okay, three, two, one. – Journalist. – I think he’s an anchor. – Wait is this the stock one, no no. – I think he’s a model. – He’s a news man. – News man. – [Stevie] He is a news man is what we’re calling them. News man. – [Will] He wears a fedora. – [Rhett] You can’t wear a fedora inside. – You cannot wear a fedora. – This is, no wait, I have to tell you about him. – Channel 31? – Tell us all about this guy. – [Stevie] This is Dan Daru I think is how you pronounce his name. He’s a reporter for Fox 31 in Colorado. Let me tell you some fun facts about Dan. – Dan Daru. – Come on, Dan. Don’t wear the hat. – He enjoys bike riding, World War II history, collecting for fun. He also enjoys Dean Martin, martinis, and good cigars for memories. – That all comes across. – Yeah it’s– – That all comes across. – I already knew all of that. – Does he wear the hat on the news? – Hell no. – He’s like no I just put the hat on my news picture. – Inside. – So you won’t recognize me when I’m doing the news. Come on, Daru. – It’s kinda like in grade school where they say it’s picture day, if you wanna bring in something like a prop, like a basketball or in my case a stuffed Goofy, you’d hold that. – You could have a prop? – I never fell for that. – I never, I never– – We could have props, he brought in his fedora. – You might have been the only kid who brought the prop in. I definitely– – I never had a prop. – No props. – I wish I had a prop. – There’s definitely a school photo of me holding a Goofy. All right. – To this day. – [Link] Okay, eyebrows raised, smirk on the face. – That smirk though, he makes me wanna slap him. I’m not gonna lie. (chuckles) – I wanna say that he’s a stock photo guy just because the first one was a news anchor but I actually feel more news anchory and I’m thinking this is a guy who thinks he just said something funny. – You know. – But isn’t actually funny at all. (Will chuckles) – [Will] Bam, that’s the bam face. – Is this news anchor billboard face or is this stock photo? Let’s vote. – [Stevie] Ready, three, two, one. – Stock photo. – A news anchor. – News anchor. – I’m stock photo, he’s stock photo. – [Stevie] This is a news anchor. – Oh look at him. – Oh I’ve seen him before. – [Link] And actually, it changed totally once you see these women laughing at him. – [Will] Yeah he’s like– – He actually looks like, I feel sorry for him now. – I feel sorry for him. I feel like I’ve seen him in a viral clip of like saying something embarrassing. – [Stevie] You are feeling sorry for Mr. Chris Miller from WSMV Nashville. – Nashville. – Here’s a quote from Chris. I’m a husband and a dada. I like snow boarding, world travel and healthy living. I play the didgeridoo. Coffee needs to be on ice. – Oh, that– – It needs to be on ice. – Shots fired there at the end. – He just can’t handle it. – He plays the didgeridoo. Listen, I think when you start a campaign to eradicate these news anchor profiles because they’re just shooting themselves in the foot. – What am I gonna say this year? You know what, didgeridoo. – Didgeridoo. – I’ve played it. – Coffee on ice. – You played a didgeridoo for like a 30 second segment before at the end of the news when they ran out of stuff. – No but he got to take it home. – He got to take it home. – But it was like, it was like a small flat one. – I got a fun fact now. Okay. Okay, all right. I don’t wanna talk about this guy. I didn’t wanna vote on him. – Yeah if this guy is on the news then please never expose me to that channel. – Yeah. – I’m ready to vote. – I’m ready to vote. – [Stevie] Okay, three, two, one. Yeah you right, you right. – Stock image, ah! What is that though? – [Rhett] Tighten that thing, somebody. – [Will] Oh it’s a screw ’em in. – That is a photoshopped vise on the head of a non news anchor. – I wanna slap him too. – Yeah. – Yeah. Okay here we go. Female news anchor potentially. – Hmm, hmm. She could be, she could go either way. – Wow, like is this for a college? This looks like a college brochure in a way. – It does. Yeah it does. Even though she’s 38. – Her bio actually does say she could go either way. (Rhett and Will laugh) – She could go either way. – Oh this is deceiving. – Ooh you finally got us, Stevie. – This one’s hard. – She, but I mean– – What’s her name though? I think her name is probably Geralin. If she’s a news anchor, her name is Geralin. – [Stevie] Is that a name? – Oh yeah. – Yeah, it’s a very common news anchor name. – News anchor Geralin Stevens. – Right, if she’s a stock model, her name is Karen. – If she is a news anchor, what is her specialty and is it sexist to say weather? – [Will] She’s like a sports. She’s not weather. – [Link] You think she’s sports? – She’s a sports. – Oh really? – But then– – You guys ready to guess? Oh you’re still talking about– – I’m taking the safe way out. – This one’s really hard. – I’m taking the safe way out. – ‘Cause it could be a stock image. – All right, let’s vote. – [Stevie] Three, two, one. – Nope we agree, news woman. – News woman. – [Stevie] She’s a stock woman. – [Will and Link] Oh! – What? – She’s a turkey model. – [Link] Turkey dinner Geralin. – [Rhett] Geralin the turkey model. – This photo is called– – No, Karen, Karen. – [Stevie] Woman showing Christmas turkey for family dinner. – And those greens look so dry. – Those greens look like they were not cooked. – Yeah they do not look good. – They’ve been in Chris Miller’s coffee. Throwback! (chuckles) – Here’s a guy. – Oh, okay. This man has seen many a late night accident. (laughs) You know what I’m saying? – I can see it in his pores. – That is the face of a man who’s had to deliver horrible news at 11. (laughs) – He really does look like it. – His face is, it’s written all over every wrinkle. – Yeah man. – Every pore. – He looks like he’s really good at giving you bad news. – Yeah, right, yeah. But occasionally good news. And to change things up. – No one’s been shot in the park in a whole month. – (laughs) Yes, okay, I think we’re ready. – [Stevie] Three, two, one. Aw, this is a stock photo guy. – No! – Whoa what? – What? – [Rhett] Hey, whoever chose that, great. – But you know what? He is intimately involved with a mannequin. – [Stevie] Would you like to guess the name of this photo? – I’d like to guess the name of the mannequin. – Plastic intimacy. – Hair collecting. – My, my fifth wife. – [Stevie] Senior man with his doll. – (laughs) Okay, it’s more literal these days. – I need a senior man with his doll, perfect. – [Stevie] Okay this is the last one. – Oh. – All right here we have it. – [Will] This is a news man. This is a news man. – First of all, we know that this is a still from a video. It has to be. – It looks like a still from a video. – [Link] Right ’cause it’s, or is it zoomed in really far and then it’s like, huge, expansive stock photo? – This isn’t the fly in the mouth guy, right? – I don’t think so. This guy has not lost his joy for giving the news. You know what I’m saying? – Yeah. – With all the budget cuts and the, used to be a celebrity, used to walk in the mall if you were a news anchor and– – Oh yeah. – They like put you first in line, now they’re like who is this guy? This guy has not let any of that affect his attitude. – He’s weather. – He used to be in a booth at the State Fair. People would line Up to get his autograph. Still in a booth at State Fair but he falls in the water whenever the– (laughing) – He’s a news man. – Three, two, one. – He’s a news man. – [Stevie] Yeah. – Who is it? – He’s a news man. – [Stevie] This is Stan Simpson. – [Link] He’s got his own show. – [Stevie] Host of the Stan Simpson Show on Fox 61. – Where’s that? – In Connecticut. – Connecticut, I might move. – Wow he’s got Drake on his show. – I know, okay, I didn’t say it. But yeah he has the Drake hairstyle. (chuckles) – Wow, okay. Stan Simpson, so who won? – [Stevie] It was a tie between Rhett and Link. – You sound like you just made that up. Is that– – I think it was made up. – No no ’cause I ended up getting one right that you got wrong, I think. – Sorry Will, you lost, I think that’s the only thing– – Fake news, fake news. – We know for sure. – Lock me up. Lock me up. – [Link] Ready, on your mark, get the set of all new Mythical mugs, available now at Mythical.store.