(rooster crowing) (lion roaring) – Welcome to Good Mythical More! You’ve got some shopping to do, because you won. – But first we’ve gotta give a motivational speech to the nurse that has to swab people’s throats to check for strep, but they are swabbing someone who has a horrible gag reflex. – Hey nurse, (stammering) push through! You can do it. – But don’t push– But don’t push too far. – Oh, yeah. – Because this person has a gag reflex. – Right, wouldn’t you say, Becky? What would you say? – Oh, you know, keep in there. You gotta, you gotta sometimes push the throats to get the most. (laughing) – That’s it! – Push the throat to get the most. You can do it! – She said it, I didn’t. That should go on a, (laughing) that should go on a tee shirt. But then I think you have to wear it. (laughing) I don’t know, it… – Okay, you know what? That was one of most exciting episodes of Good Mythical Morning ever. I mean, I lost, – It was, it was a– – And I’m still saying that. – It was a smashing success? – I ended up with zero, and I’m still saying that. – Alright, and Becky, congratulations. You need to spend your $1,325– – Oh, I’m rich! – At the first ever shopping spree. – Ah, ooh! – I’m gonna put this over here where everybody can see it and then I’ll move outta the way. – Do I get to spend all my money? – Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. – All my money. – [Link] We know how much you love televisions, here’s one for $200. It’s a flatter one. – [Becky] Does that work, is it functional? – [Link] Probably not. – [Becky] Definitely want this. – Okay, $200. – Okay we got a snake. – We gotta snake in a can. – Oh, a Lava Lamp! – [Rhett] You’re not gonna get your very own action figure? Do you have that one already? – Yeah, I got enough of ’em. (laughing) – A Lava Lamp, – Let me take a look at it. – I think I want the Lava Lamp. – First time in the line– – I think I want the… – The Lava Lamp is– – Okay I want the Lava Lamp. definitely want some Flash Gordon socks. – I think you can pretty much buy everything. – I can get everything, right? – Uh, yeah. – Wait, how much have I gone down? That was 200, 400. Oh, I feel like a little kid. Whiskey made me do it. Sure, I mean maybe more tequila. (laughing) Sure. I’ll find somebody to give them to. – Yes, someone might wear– – Okay, some underwears. – A Whoopie Cushion? – [Becky] Yeah sure! – Are you into fake farts? – Becky I think I’m more into bubblegum. – What are we up to now? – How much? – I mean, she has $1300. – One, two, three, four, five. Well, she has spent– – Well, wait, no. – A thousand dollars guys. – It’s one, a thousand. – And if you’re getting the Becky Lynch figure for Link… – No I’m not. That’s for him. – I’m gonna get this, I’m thinking maybe someone can sign it. – Sure, you know what? Maybe I’ll get the TV then. I’ll get the TV. How many, how much am I down to? I think I spent all my money. – I think you can get more, no, get the glasses, I think the glasses would be great, great on you. – oh the glasses would suit me – Right. – Thanks. (yells) Jesus! – [Rhett] Will you sign that? – Thank you. – Wow. – This is exactly how I was in fourth grade. (laughing) – Some things never change. Here we go, great! Deadly! I got me some glasses. – Look at that, okay. – Slick as a biscuit. (laughing) – She’s slick as a biscuit. Okay, so we have these cards here, I do not know what’s on them but I’m told that it is Irish slang that you’re gonna test us on. – Alright. – Are we supposed to guess what it means? – Well, this isn’t a thing. – What? – Dirty tooth. – [Rhett And Link] Dirty tooth. – I’ve never heard it. – Well, is the answer on there, or do you not know what it means? – The answer’s on here. – Okay I’m not gonna look. – But I don’t think it’s real. But anyway, go on. – A dirty tooth is, is kinda like a bad apple spoils the bunch, it’s like a dirty tooth rottens the mouth. It’s like a, it’s like one, the person you don’t want to be at your party. – I think it’s a drink. It’s a little Irish whisky– – That’s a little stereotypical but… – And just a little mud, just a little, just a dash of mud. – Who’s right? – Sounds delicious. (laughing) Neither, really. – Really? – Someone who is unclean. – How could one of us not be right? Someone who’s unclean? I think that was what I was saying. – Well, were you? – Yeah. As an avid collector of your merch, I think that we’re, you know, I think that you’d kinda be on my side, but what is, so what is it? It’s a person who’s unclean, that’s it? – Someone who is unclean– – And then you don’t want at your… – Would you like an example? – Party. – That I’ve never heard before. Good news, the Queen of England is plugged, I don’t know what that means. Bad news, the father is nothing but a dirty tooth. He’s unclean. – Oh. Alright, let’s hear another one. – Oh, plugged. (laughing) Which is also not an Irish term. Certainly one that I’ve never heard anyway. – Plugged. – I have my guesses as to what it means. – It’s most often used to refer to the Queen of England. (crew laughing) I do know that. – Absolutely. – Constipated. – Okay. – And it means in it’s– – Impregnated. – It means she’s plugged in, it means she’s like, she understands what’s going on with the youths. She understands the Zeitgeists. – With child. – Zeitgeists, great word. – Yeah, yeah. – Was just talking about that word earlier. – Yeah, right. – Yeah, great word. – The Queen, she’s so plugged in to what the youths like. – She’s with child. – Right, Becky? – She’s pregnant. – You’ve got that right, but this isn’t real. Meaning pregnant. Did you hear the news? The Queen of England is plugged. (laughing) – So again– – Jesus, menopause didn’t hit her! – (laughing) Yeah it didn’t! – But again you’re saying that is not a term you’ve actually heard in the wild– – Never, never heard it. – Of Ireland. – Never heard it. – Really? – Okay. – Never once. – Because that’s a good one. – Not once. – That’s a good one, I’m always lookin’ for new terms for pregnant. – It’s not true though. – Well there ya go. – You know I’m always on the lookout for that. – There ya go. – Alright. – So I can ask women who might be pregnant are you plugged? You know, I like to, I like to ask, I like to ask if women are pregnant, ’cause that’s something you should always do. (laughing) Plugged, huh? – Plugged! – What’s next? – The next is, this is real. The Jacks. – The Jacks. – So you do know this one. – This is real. – This is great, this is good news, this is like, he’s the Jacks. (crew laughing) He’s the Jacks. – The Jacks. – You don’t have to worry about getting plugged with him! (laughing) – What’s the spelling? – J-A-C-K-S. – The Jacks. – It’s a good thing, it’s definitely. – The Jacks are, it’s a segment of a river that is, that undulates heavily. – The rapids. – No, it’s just more curvy. The curviest part of the river, – Oh yeah. – In a certain set, stretch of river. – The Jacks part of the river. – Right. It’s like oh, I’m gonna navigate the Jacks. – Okay. Who’s right? – None of you, it’s the toilet. – The toilet? – Yep. – The Jacks? – The Jacks, the toilet. – The toilet? – Like the John, the Jack. John, John, Jack, Jacks. – Oh ah! – Why is it plural? – The Jacks, ’cause– – Because toilets come in pairs in Ireland, don’t you know that? – You’re gonna go to the Jacks, I don’t know. It’s just the Jacks. – Okay. – They’re yeah, the Jacks. – Okay. – Don’t you have to have a toilet buddy in Ireland, right? You have to, you don’t go to the toilet alone. – Well who does? – Gotta go to the Jacks. – Who does? – The Jacks! – You have to have the buddy system while visiting the… – I think you know, have you ever seen the piping underneath the Jacks, it’s very undulating, and there’s water that goes through it, so… – Just like a river. – Think I kinda get that one too. – I don’t think you can award yourself points on that one. You did get plugged right, so you’ve got a point. I’ve got zero. – You did, yeah, yeah. You’ve got one point. – I’m maintaining my zeroness. – Would you like the Pokemon boxers? – Oh, she’s giving out prizes! – Absolutely. (crew laughing) – I’m here to give. No one likes to use the Jacks after Aunt Debbie, something’s wrong with her insides. (laughing) Ah Debbie, what a woman. (laughing) Never heard of this either. – Okay, let’s give it a shot. – Stok, stook? Stook? Stolk? No, stoo. – How do you spell it? – S-T-O-O-K. That’s stook? – Stook, we would say stook. – Stook. – Stook. – Stook is, that’s a urinal. I think we’re still on the bathroom. So this is the standing version of the Jacks. – This is when you scare someone, while standing. – ‘Cause it’s definitely standing. – Right, it’s ’cause spooking is when you’re a little hunched, but stooking is when you really maintain your posture while scaring someone. – Alright, who’s right? It has to be one of us. – Neither of you. An idiot or fool. Quit yelling bingo in the middle of Grandpa’s funeral, you stook. (laughing) – Bingo! Bingo. (laughing) That would be horrible. – Okay. – Bingo! – We’re gonna, we should see one more? – Alright so the– – One more. – Oh! Ah! – Final term. – I can tie. – Pick the one. – I can tie. – Goodness! Alright, we could’ve used ones that are actually real. What a ride! Oh what a ride. – What a ride? – What a ride. This is real. – What a ride, or what a riot? – What a ride, oh my god, what a ride. – What a ride, that’s like, – What a ride? – We also, – What a ride. – We say that here in America. – What a ride! After we get off a rollercoaster, yeah. (laughing) – No, I think it’s a lie. It’s like what a fib. – Oh! – What a ride, what a ride, what a ride. – When you’re lied to, that’s how you respond, and if somebody keeps riding you, it’s like they won’t admit to lying. – But the way that she said it… – What a ride, oh! – What a ride, I think this is someone that, if you were spend time with them for any length of time, you would just wanna get out of there, you, this is somebody who’s annoying. – You talking ’bout a bad tooth? – Somebody who’s not a good, not a good time. What a ride, ugh, this guy’s outta control, stay away from him! Get plugged. – And are you saying that you, you do use this phrase? – Oh 100%. – She’s saying it like she uses it. – Use it, use it, use it. – Okay, alright, who’s right? – On the daily. – On the daily. – Yeah. – In modern times, currently. What a ride, super sexy. Did you see Danny Devito on the Today Show this morning? What a ride! (laughing) What a ride! – Oh, that kinda ride! (Becky wolf-whistles) – Ah I get it, okay. – Yeah. – Alright, well this has been a wild ride, of the normal sense. Thanks for hanging out with us. – None of these. – And you know what? – Now this one’s real. – Enjoy your socks, your underwear, your mixed nuts, and all your other stuff. – Don’t forget your Lava Lamp. – Can I open this now? – Oh yeah, it’s yours. – What a treat! – Would you like some? Oh hey, would you like some mixed nuts? – No, no, just take it for a ride. (uplifting music) – Would you like some? – Yeah, yeah, yeah, do it. – Do you want some mixed nuts? (squeaks) (laughs) – You got me! – Woo! – [Rhett] Give your clothing a grin, by stickin’ it with a pin. Mythical and GMM enamel pins now available at Mythical.store.