(rooster crows) (menacing growls) (explosive tone) (wheel ticking) – Eating the cake. – Eating the cake. Welcome to Good Mythical More – Elevator Pitch. – Okay, hear us out. – I got an idea for a movie that we call, Indiana Jorns: Legend of The Hidden Mummified Egyptian Cat Penis. (laughs) (crew laughs) – Okay, so of course you know of Indiana Jorns. Well, he’s a archeologist but he’s got certain predilections. – And, here’s the thing about the hidden, mummified, Egyptian cat penis. It’s hidden in plain sight because it’s on a mummy in a museum but because of the thousands of years of shrinkage, (Rhett and crew laughing) – It’s small. (crew laughing) – Right, and then one day, he’s not even a professor or a paleontologist or an archeologist, he’s just walking through the museum and he’s like, oh, I know, it does have a penis! It’s just very small. – But, then he also has a lot of cats at his house and so there’s like a b-story where the cats, who can talk, are like, “you wanna play a board game?” And then he’s like, “yeah.” And then, they’re like, “well, what about Risk?” And it’s like, “nah, takes too long, what about Clue?” It’s like, “I don’t really like playing with weapons, “what about Monopoly?” It’s like, “stick it to the man!” – Yeah, – Um– – That’s pretty much the rest of the movie is just the cats going through different options for games. – Like Scrabble? – Do they decide on a board game? – You’ll have to find out – You’ll have to watch. – By investing in our film. – So, what do you think? – It’s, um, yeah, great idea. – Yeah, okay. – All right, so here we are just hangin’ out. Just basking in the afterglow of a cookies and cream cake. Can’t wait to see what happens on Instagram. Boy am I intrigued. (Rhett laughs) What’s gonna happen with all that cake? (Rhett and crew laughing) – What, I mean, I heard it’s gonna be weird. – Heard it’s gonna be weird. We’re gonna be presented with photos. You will also be presented with these photos. We’re gonna let you see them as we see them. We’re gonna see ’em at the same time. – So, these are like interests, or otherwise known as Pinterest, cake fails. – And, we’re gonna decide– – What they were trying to do. We’re gonna see the fail but we’re gonna try to decide what they were trying to do. – Okay, here’s the first one. – It’s Thomas The Train – They nailed it on it! – It’s Thomas The Train. – No, this is a dragon. This is a dragon with, I guess those are Oreo wheels. Why would it be green if it’s Thomas The Train? – There’s no– – Well, isn’t there a green train? Not Thomas, but like his buddy. – Uh, not Percy. – I really can’t remember it. – His friend Dino The Train. – So, you think it’s a dinosaur? – I think it– – I think it– – Because of the Oreos, I think it, no! Well, I’m gonna say it’s an alligator. – Well, okay, I can see that. I’m going with train, this is first instinct. – [Rhett And Link Together] Oh, Thomas The Tank Cake. – Yes. – Yeah. They ran out of blue, whatever. Have you ever watched the show, Nailed It? Actually, because you were talking about it, – Yeah – I watched three minutes of the first episode. – And then you decided you couldn’t take it? – Yeah. – I don’t know, Lando– – Should I have kept going? – Lando got into it and I just think that there’s, the reveal moment is the big moment. I think, once you get to one of those, then you’re waiting for that to happen every episode. The, nailed it! No matter what happens, nailed it! And yeah, maybe the host isn’t for you, I think she’s fine. I didn’t say anything about the host, I’m just saying– – [Stevie] The green train is named Percy – Oh – [Stevie] I believe Link did correctly name the green train. – Oh, I did! – Wow, that’s interesting. – [Stevie] Do you know any of the other trains’ names? – Thomas – Daisy – Alec Baldwin (crew laughing) – [Stevie] You know what’s weird? Is that one of them is named, Edward The Blue Engine and kinda just look like Thomas and also, there’s another blue train, named Gordon. – He’s grumpy I think. – [Stevie] But, he’s also a blue train. – Yeah, they’re mostly all blue. – That’s to teach kids about being able to recognize differences, the differences between blue things. Which is one of the most important life skills. – You don’t wanna be, let’s see another one here. Oh my goodness. – [Rhett] That’s a dookie log. (crew laughing) – [Link] I think this is a cake that’s supposed to look like a meat loaf? – [Rhett] I think it’s supposed to look like a centipede. – Clearly, there’s a face. – I think it’s a centipede, because you’ve got all the– – With human teeth? – The legs coming off, yeah. Centipede’s got crazy teeth man. Ask Coyote Peterson. (laughs) – Um, I’m all right. (laughs) – I’m going with centipede. Again, I’m just going with first instinct here. I don’t wanna overthink it. – I’m gonna guess Thomas The Dirty Tank Engine. What is that? – Is that Tweety Bird on the front? – [Stevie] It’s a little confusing in the reveal, it’s a caterpillar but I feel like a centipede and a caterpillar, I mean– – It’s definitely closer than Thomas The Dirty Tank Engine. – If you care about points. – Oh, I do. – In that situation. – I do, I just lost, I need all the points I can get. But, that looks like Tweety Bird on the front. Okay, here’s another one. (voices overlap) – All right, so this is a woman with her legs crossed. This is the Basic Instinct cake. (crew laughing) – Oh, wow, that’s an incredible guess actually. – Thank you, Rhett. – Are those Banana legs? – I think those are string cheese. – [Rhett] Gosh, there are so many things that are wrong with this. – See it says two but I think there may be another number so this is a birthday cake for like a 26 year-old. – Right, Basic Instinct, I mean, I don’t have any idea who that’s, I’m saying that’s supposed to be Marilyn Monroe. – I think this might be J-Lo in that movie where she played a maid. (crew laughing) – [Crew Member] Maid in Manhattan. – [Link] Maid in Manhattan. – [Rhett] Oh, Dolly Parton! – [Link] Okay. – [Rhett] Somebody got a Dolly cake for their 16th birthday? – Nailed it! – And it’s a hat, oh. – All right, here’s another one, this is, I mean, this could be Dolly Parton. (crew laughs) Is that cleavage or just– – [Rhett] A shoulder. Cleavage or shoulder, let’s play that game next. (crew and Link laughing) – I don’t know who, I think this is, what’s their name that got fired from doing the New Year’s Eve show with Anderson Cooper? – (crew laughs) You think this is Kathy Griffin? – Kathy Griffin. – Okay, so Link’s going with Kathy Griffin cake. I’m going with Katy Perry cake. Oh, that’s a good guess. – [Rhett] Oh, or Ar-iel. – [Link] Ar-iel. – [Rhett] Air-iel? – [Link] Air-iel? – [Rhett] Air-iel. – Air-iel? – Yeah. – Why would I know? – [Crew Member] Sebastian says it like that too. – [Rhett] Oh, Nightmare Before Christmas. – [Link] Sebastian says it that way. Oh, goodness that is scary. – That looks like Nightmare Before Christmas, right? – Uh, yes, Nightmare Before Christmas. – [Rhett] It’s an owl! (laughing) Wow! – It’s just an owl. But, I will say, the actual owls on the left look like the Nightmare Before Christmas heads too. It’s very creepy. – Somewhat. – [Stevie] Okay, thus is your last one. – [Rhett] That’s Donald Trump. That’s a Donald Trump cake? – I– (Rhett and crew laughing) It almost feels like more of a Bob Dole situation. (crew laughing) Is that Bob Dole meets Donald Trump? – Well the weird thing is that, – [Crew Member] Ross Perot. – [Rhett] around Trump’s eyes is white, – [Link] Ross Perot. – [Rhett] It’s not red, or maybe it is red and we don’t know. – He’s had a bad week whoever he is. I think it’s Trump though, gotta be Trump. Yeah – Yup. – How, I mean– There was some purposeful– – [Stevie] The one that wasn’t a fail, the eyes are really inappropriate. – Inappropriate, what you gotta turn sideways? – [Stevie] Just, yeah. (crew laughing) They’re just– – Like, puffy. Oh, now I see what you’re talking about. (flowing rythmic music) No, that’s inappropriate. – [Link] Great things come in twos. Just like the discounted Dink It & Sink It diner mug set. Get yours now at mythical.store.