(rooster crows) (lion roars) (instrumental bang) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. – Merchicality! We like when you’re all repping our merch out there. – Speaking of fashion. (laughs) You know? – [Both] Hey! – The #merchicality winner this time is, JoHana! Congrats! You win a $30 Mythical Gift Card JoHana. – Whoa, repping merch, getting more merch. That’s how it works. – Got to have merch to get merch. – Come on in. – Well not really. – Mythical theme-y meme. – And while the team is sidling in. – Feel like I’m getting speech jammed. – If you are not in the Mythical Society you are missing out on, the latest, awesome color changing shirt. That’s our latest exclusive collectable item. We’re giving away every quarter to the third degree Mythical Society members, find out about that at mythicalsociety.com. – Yeah, hey guys. (collective affirmations and greetings) Oh are we layering here? – Yes, where did Jordan go? – Oh wait so you guys shift that way, there you go. – Oh! Interesting. – Guys it’s The Breakfast Club re-make. – I feel like we’re driving a car. – That way Emily – You know what, layering, it’s like a, this is a really good idea. And then. – We should have thought of this, five years ago – I’m gonna move back a little bit, Rhett why don’t you move back a little bit and then, alright here we go, so on these cards I have. – But Stevie you need to move over a little bit. – I have… – Towards Jordan. – You look like such a punk kid. – Some fashion fails, – I know. – And as we go through these we’re going to try and match them with the team member who failed. At the end we have reveal photos of the team member actually failing! – Photo evidence. And this isn’t 2000’s this is any time in your life you rocked this particular look. – Somebody wore a sweater vest and fake glasses. Sweater vest and fake glasses. – Sweater vest, fake glasses. So it’s kind of like – The geeky chic type thing. – Geeky chic, that was hot. – The Zooey Deschanel. – Oh in that case I can see Christine working that. I, we’re going to know Stevie when we get to her we’ve been through her Facebook. – My first instinct, was William on this one. – I mean– – Could be William. – I mean I may have done that. (Rhett laughs) I may still do that. (all laugh) – [Jordan] You are, I think you are like a classically attractive man so you can give yourself those lame accessories. – Thanks! – And still probably look pretty good. – Thanks I’ll tell a lot of my friends that. – Some of us can’t afford– – I’m a classically attractive man. – To add geek stuff to ourselves. (everyone laughs) – Wouldn’t it be cute? – A sweater vest and fake glasses can be really bad or just kind of bad. Let’s give it to Will for now, William has it. – I feel like I’m in the way. – Next one is church camp shirt, Jinco shorts, and 2 WWJD bracelets. Two of them! (laughter) What would Jesus do squared. Alright. – So I know Emily is from the south so. – The Bible belt? – This. This could happen. – That’s where Jesus is from. (all laugh) – He, He owns a waffle house there. – I do look like a kid in one of those Christian videos about don’t do drugs, it’s just like, Hey guys, Jesus is your drug! – This is Jordan. – It’s got to be Jordan. – It’s got to be Jordan. Jinco shorts. (Rhett and Link laugh) You won’t wear Jinco shorts. – Not the shorts. – Yeah, you wear the breeches. I’ve never worn Jinco shorts. – Not a bad guess. – Alright, can’t wait to see that photo, Jordan. Next we have somebody I guess cosplayed as Link from The Legend of Zelda, I don’t know why I had to read that, Link from what? – What is that game? – Okay so somebody was Link. – Let me see, it says cosplayed on it, oh it just says Link, Legend of Zelda. – No it doesn’t, it just says. – [Link] Are you interpreting that as like, like. – They accidentally wore green tights? – No not as cosplay but like, I went to school this way kind of a situation. – Hell yeah… – Oh. – It was you? (laughs) – Christine, Christine you could, you could be, an elf I guess. – I could be a gamer dude. – I just called Link an elf, he is an elf right? – The way you said that. I could be a gamer dude. – I think he is. – I don’t know anything about the Link because I think I had that covered. – I feel like this is something that Jordan would have done. – Hey! (all laugh) – Like last week. – These are all me it’s just going to be five pictures of me. – That’s the twist. – Christine I don’t know exactly how old you are but you’re skewing younger in my mind. Which, again from– – Oh no but… – I mean there’s so many. – Link from Legend of, he’s, he’s– – He’s timeless – You should know this and you don’t which is sad but you know he never goes out of style. – Now I do know that he’s, that there’s been lots of games. There’s always been Link and Zelda. – There always is, yes. – But I just don’t know if they’ve always been something that you would just wear. – It is odd, as a fashion choice. – Right, I’m saying Christine then. – You know what? I think it was someone who in their picture of their bad fashion choice they thought a funny way to characterize it was; Link from Legend of Zelda because I wore this green, dress with green tights. – And pointy ears? – Give it to Christine. – But no pointy ears? – No pointy ears. – You’re saying it’s unintentional. – It’s unintentionally cosplay. – Christine is clearly more of a Sonic the Hedgehog. I don’t know how you guys can’t see that. – Alright here we go, a lot of Abercrombie & Fitch. – Oh, okay. – [Link] A lot of it. – But up until recently Will was proud of that time in his life. Up until five minutes ago. – I know. – So. – I could almost see Stevie, I got to see all of them and then we will know which one Stevie is. – Oh yeah she could, she could have done the sweater vest. – But she could have done… I actually feel like – Definitely. let’s give this to Stevie so we can give this to Will because he confessed to it. – Yeah right, right, right. Follow the evidence. – Okay – Follow the money. – And finally we have, double popped collar. Wow, two shirts both popped? – That’s the alternate name for it. – Two shirts. Both popped. (all laugh) – That’s that disgusting video everyone was watching right? (all laugh) Live streaming their reactions? (yells in fake disgust) Look at those collars! – Two shirts, Both popped. – That was weird. – That’s the best joke. – You think Emily would have done that? – Emily is not popping out from any of these, no pun intended. I don’t, I don’t think this is Emily. I don’t think she did a double popped collar. – This is very difficult this is a very difficult matching exercise. – I think she could have worn a lot of Abercrombie & Fitch. – But she didn’t, wouldn’t she, well no. Because she knew she was going to be playing this game later and so she would have kept that information close to the vest and fake glasses. – That was great. – Thanks Jordan. – I’m a little frustrated. This could be Stevie too because she was so preppy, in my mind. – You’re going to know it when you see Stevie’s card. – I know I don’t, I thought I did but I don’t. – I could definitely see Stevie popping one collar, but two? – Yeah… – Two collars. – Two collars both popped? This is not Emily, this can’t be Emily. – [Emily] ♪ Once, twice, two collars popped. ♪ – William is such a wild card. – I am a wild card. – In life! – I might have done a bunch of these. – Like do people just call you Wild Card? – Yes, William “Wild Card” Haynes. – I feel like this is Christine. I do feel good about this. – For now, can I call you Wild Card? – Wild Card? Yeah I like that nickname. – Oh call me Shooter! (all laugh) Just sounds kinda fun. – He’s like raising his hand. – I think this is Christine. I think she is the Zelda, or the Link. – I, I mean switch it if you want to man I’m exasperated. – Yeah I don’t feel great about any of this. – Any of it? – No. I don’t feel great about any of it. – We nailed Jordan. – Okay so let’s start with Christine, are we right? – No. – No we’re not okay so how are we going to do this? Do you want to go ahead and switch to what, you know what let’s just show the picture of Christine. You’re fake glasses?! – I was in an emo pop punk band and this is what I looked like. – Dad gum sweater vest. – You look awesome! – I used to dress like that, all the time. – You know you pulled it off except for the fact you were a big faker. – Okay so give that to Christine, oh okay now… – Look at the hands deep in the pockets, looking sideways. – For this band were all the song titles like long ass sentences? – They were like “Lessons On How To Drown”. – So now I feel like we do give Stevie the double popped collar and we give, Emily Link from Legend of Zelda. – There’s no way, oh gosh, okay. Emily are we right? – Emily. – [Emily] No. – Emily what’s your photo – [Emily] That is my church basketball team shirt. – [Rhett] Yep see, from the south – [Emily] And Jinco shorts. Tucked in the front though, you’ve got to tuck it in the front. – [Emily And Christine] That’s a french tuck. – And then you’ve got to gingerly like, cup it around your hips so no one knows puberty is happening. And then you’ve got to wear both WWJD bracelets. – Wow. – And the ankles as well. – [Emily] Oh yeah! Insane Clown Posse shirt. – [William] Oh no… – [Emily] My buddy, Korn shirt. All those people are still my friends. Well one of them is dead I won’t say which. – I won’t say which one. – [Emily] He was murdered in Florida. – New game guys, which of Emily’s friends is dead! – [Jordan] Which, one’s, dead! I feel like I’ve bought Oxycontin from all of those people. – Okay! So hold on, I feel like we do have to give Jordan the Zelda. – I’m sorry Jordan. – Okay so– – I’m sorry we, didn’t you also wear stuff like that? – No! I was like a, I was like a thrift store doofus, I was like, look at this mechanic shirt, it says Bill but my name’s not Bill, and I’m wearing bowling shoes. – Oh no that’s what I do now! – So we just gave you what? – [Jordan] You gave me Link from Legend of Zelda. – Link from Legend of Zelda. – Is that true? (laughing) – [Jordan] So, there’s a story behind this! I was doing a panel at a con, and I said to everybody on the panel, we’re all going to dress up, right? And they didn’t, I was the only one who dressed up, and that’s how I felt. – You committed to it though you had the hat on and everything. – Kevin Pereira was there. – [Jordan] Yeah Pereira. – [Christine] You look so sad! – So sad. – What was your, what were you talking about? That had to do with Link. – Oh, God what were we talking about? I think we were just talking about podcasting, but like I thought it would be in the spirit of the event like, let’s all dress up as our favorite pop culture characters. – A podcast about podcasting? – Well I like it, Will are we right? – Oh I messed up this is straight up me. It was a huge mistake, it was a mistake. (all cooing over pictures) – I went hard for Abercrombie. – You have the banana on yellow. – Me and my best friend Jose we would go all the time and buy these $40 shirts until the CEO guy messed up and made his comments and then we were like, no more. But it was tight, Abercrombie stuff we looked so good! – You’ve got a good boy band face. – When you said comments I thought you were talking about YouTube comments of you. – I was making YouTube videos though, no one told me not to. (Rhett mumbling) – So Stevie we must be right about you! – But you were wrong, but now you’re right. – [Rhett] That’s two collars? – [Stevie] It’s two collars, honestly I not only rocked the two collar polo. I did the two collar Oxford, I did a polo, Oxford two collar. I, it was, I did it all. – Did you also do a lot of baking? – Didn’t you mom Felicity Huffman pay to get you into college. – You definitely look like you’re about to sail somewhere. And you also have faceless friends. – Yes. – Are they both alive? – [Stevie] I wanted to protect them from this. – Okay so. – And one of them is wearing an Abercrombie shirt. – I know right, I think she is. – We can’t escape it you guys. – Well we know you so much better, so fulfilling. (funky rhythm music) – So you guys want to go to church? – You guys want to find the Tri-Force? – [Link] Did you know your clothes can tell a story? Well check out Post A-Paw-Calypse, a Mythical storywear collection now at mythical.store.