(rooster crowing) (lion roaring) (booming) – Elevator pitch. – Welcome to Good Mythical More. – We’ve got an idea for a new film. – Oh yeah, it’s gonna be great. – Got a new film. It’s called, just listen up, Soap Boy 2: Return of the Disinfectant. – All right. So you may be asking yourself, what about Soap Boy 1? I don’t remember hearing about that. – [Both] Exactly. – Here’s the thing. Sequels work now. Sequels are all the rage. Why start with the first one? – Right, and you know what’s- – Just start with the sequel, ha! – What’s cleaner than soap? More soap. The sequel to soap. So it’s also got like a cleaning component. – Oh, but what is Soap Boy? Who is Soap Boy and what does he do? Well, you know what, details, details. – The details. – We’ll figure that out. There’s soap, there’s a boy. Use your imagination. – We’ll name him after you if you give us money. – So what do you think? – Yes? (laughing) Okay, here we are. In the interest of experiencing more products, let’s experience this cotton candy maker! – Candy maker! Oprah’s so lucky that she gets to do that. – It’s her brand. – But now we can’t do it. Now we can’t yell out the names of things. – Man, we’re gonna turn this thing on and somehow this magical powder, just look at that. That’s just- – Sugar. – It’s just powder. – It’s just sugar that’s got a color in it. – It’s gonna be turned into- – Oh, it smells good. – Stringy cotton candy. We have cherry, we have blue raspberry. – Blue raspberry. – We have grape, here it is right here. – I’ve always liked the idea of blue raspberry, because raspberries aren’t blue. (container shaking) – Ha! – Okay, great job for that, Link. Great job. Hand eye coordination still intact. – Look at that, I’m not even looking at it. I’m not even looking at it. (container shaking) – [Rhett] Oh God! – You were supposed to catch it if you’re gonna put your hand there. – I did, okay? – Don’t even look at it. Don’t even look at it. Put the top on first. Whoa, put the top on. – No. – Come on, man. You don’t do the cleaning around here. – You gotta go long distance if you’re gonna not look at it. – Why are you sticking your neck out like, you got that look on your face. (smashing) – [Crew Member] Oh no. (laughing) – What a jerk. What a jerk. Shop-Vac! – Hey, I mean that wasn’t my idea. – All right. – It wasn’t my idea. – Yeah, but man. – It’s pretty localized. It’s pretty localized. – So we’ve got these paper tubes. And all we gotta do is, I was gonna use the grape one. I wanted it to be grape. – I knew that (laughs). – All right. So does this say one or two scoops? I can’t remember. – I think one, one scoop. I’ve gotten confirmation. – Serving size, 22 scoops. – Yep, so do one scoop. – Serving’s 22. Oh. – Yep. – All right, so I’m gonna make a- – So you put that right in the middle there, right? – [Link] Yep, put it right there in the middle. – [Rhett] And then- – [Link] You shake it down. Turn it on. – You turn it on. – And then, oh wait, centrifugal force. – Now while you’re waiting on that thing to heat up… (machine humming) – It’s kinda loud! – I’ve got a secret hope that by making cotton candy like this, a certain special someone may show up. – Maybe, maybe this will repel him. I don’t know how he works. – Yeah, will he be intimidated by the cotton candy or will he be happy that we’re making it? – It should be coming out any second. – [Rhett] Yeah, I’d say I give it five, six seconds. – Hold on, let’s- – So, you know, it’s just… – Should be coming out any second. – Mm, yeah. – Happy cotton candy day, daddies. Hey, Cotton Candy Randy. – Hey, do you want to hear a sweet nothing? – Yes, of course I do. – It’s gonna have to be a little louder than usual. – Okay. – Because of the machinery. (heavy breathing) – Your wife says it’s okay if I join your marriage. (laughing) – Okay, well I’ll discuss that with her tonight. – You’re currently on an operating table and the last five years have all been happening inside your head. (laughing) What are you guys making? – Gosh. – Well, we’re making cotton candy, Cotton Candy Randy. – All right, me on a stick. – Yeah. – Hey glasses, I’m gonna put you on a stick later. (laughing) – Glasses, you have a pet name for me now? – Yeah, I don’t know your real name. (laughing) – Have you ever used a cotton candy maker? – It’s not working, Randy. Can you help us? – Yeah, I’ll give it a shot. Have you dumped in more of the powder? – No, let’s do that. – Oh. – Hold on. Ouch, it’s plumming by beard off. It’s so powerful. What a powerful machine. – [Rhett] Okay, that’s probably plenty. – [Cotton Candy Randy] Oh boy. – Was that a good thing or a bad thing? – [Crew Member] Bad. – That was a bad thing. Oh, no, oh! – That’s not gonna work? That’s too much. – [Cotton Candy Randy] Just throw a handful of pennies in there. See what happens. – Was it about to work and then we messed it up? Yep. – It was Randy. Oh, oh, here we go. – Oh whoa, whoa! – Here we go, it’s happening. You see that? There’s a little web. – [Rhett] Now just start going like this. Start going around in circles. – [Link] Is this good, Randy? – [Cotton Candy Randy] Those are my babies. – Oh and look. – Well, you don’t have to do that yet, do you? Well, I guess you can. – Oh, I’m a little nervous with the- – He’s not very steady handed, Randy. – Yeah, right? Why do you got the shakes? – Because I’m nervous around you, man. – No, dude, don’t worry about it if- – Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! Look at that! (clapping) – Wow, yeah, all right. – I didn’t know if you would be upset that this is heinous to you and where you come from? – I mean, if you take a bite of it, I’m gonna feel kind of weird. – Oh wow. – It’s only gonna increase my animosity towards you. – Okay. Look at how satisfying this process is. – [Rhett] You’re actually doing a really good job at it. – [Link] I actually feel like I’m bonding with something that comes from you. – Oh interesting (laughing) – I feel like maybe if I eat this we would be making a connection. – Huh, dude what’re we in a dorm room right now? (laughing) You been blazing bro? (laughing) – Wow, look at that, I’m making you a new beard man! – Well actually that’s probably gonna be pretty good at this point (laughing) It’s experiencing a little premature, demon pattern baldness. – That’s a big thing of cotton candy isn’t it Randy? Is that one of the biggest ones you’ve ever seen? – That’s a pretty standard size at this point. – Okay. – Standard carnival size serving. – Do you think that cotton candy can get too big? – Oh yeah, absolutely, you know, too much of a good thing right? – Right. – [Cotton Candy Randy] Oh boy. – [Link] It looks like a spider web. – Yeah, that’d be cool if a bunch of spiders would pop out and get all over your face and then lay their eggs in your face, a guy can dream huh? (laughing) Maybe next time, maybe next video? We can do a thing were spiders pop out and lay eggs in Link’s face. – Oh you’re a producer now? – (laughing) Yeah, I want EP credit for this video. – Wow, that cotton candy is so big. – I’m making a wife for you Randy. – Hey man, I’m just doing my own thing right now, I’m not really ready for a relationship. – But do the ladies in your land have cotton candy, where is their cotton candy at? Let me just say that. – That’s a little bit personal. (laughing) I mean every lady’s gonna kinda of groom however they want. And I think that they’re all beautiful. I think that they’re all beautiful choices. – Okay do you like when they have a lot of cotton candy or very little? – Yeah, I’m kind of a natural guy like that. – Do you partake of, do you eat your own beard at the end of every day or? – Yeah, once in a while. If I’ve been doing good about sticking to my diet. Yeah what the heck I’ll have a little cheat day, come on. – This is so ironic. I dunno how to feel about this but that’s kinda par for the course with you. (laughing) – I’m getting some candy and some beard. (laughing) Ow, ow, ow, ow (laughing) I can feel it. – Some, you want some? – No I don’t like cotton candy. – Why not? – Well, it’s kinda been ruined for me. (laughing) – Now that I have this new mustache that obscures my vision I’m going to blindly grope out of here. – Okay, alright, oh, no no. – Okay, bye guys, bye. – Bye Cotton Candy Randy. Wow, that was perfect timing. I don’t think anyone saw, I don’t think anyone saw his real face (laughing) – I didn’t. – Yeah see, I was so quick. – Steer you ears towards some biscuits you can hear, listen to new episodes of Ear Biscuits now on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.