(rooster crowing) (animal roaring) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. Slime. – 10 word story. – Dude. – What. – Happens. – When. – Your – Mom. – Twists. – My. – Slimy. – Toe? – Let’s find out. – Dude, what happens your mom twists my slimy toe? I don’t know, man. – [Stevie] Did I talk about the stance that David takes when he’s counting the 10 words out for you? It’s like a sports stance. – I like it. It’s the level of commitment. – It’s like an umpire. – He’s on Link’s side, he’s in Link’s vision so you really, you gotta make yourself known. – Right. – You know what I’m saying? It’s like the first time he was over there, he probably just did it casually and Link didn’t see him. – All right, we’re gonna make a slime smoothie, which in normal slime circles just means taking all of the slimes that you’ve created and then you intermingle them in a brand new slime concoction. – Oh, intermingle, that’s a good word. Yes, but we’re gonna actually make a smoothie. First we do want to let you know, it’s Monday, so go have a listen to our Ear Biscuits podcast. It’s best enjoyed with our Ear Biscuits mug and shirt. Both available at Mythical.Store. – Yeah, you know, we learn so much about ourselves over there. – Link, throw all those frozen pineapples in there. – Frozen pineapples. – Throw all this yogurt in there. – Okay. Yogurt. I didn’t start eating yogurt until, I think I got married. – Yeah, it’s a good marriage thing. You should wait until you’re married to have yogurt. – Wait until marriage, kids, to have yogurt. – True yogurt waits. – True, oh goodness, okay. – Here we go, there’s some kale, there’s some spinach, and there’s a little protein powder. I’m not gonna do all of it. – Did you say spinach? (glass clanking) – Needs some liquid. – Some Almond Breeze. Now first of all, we get accused often of running out of ideas. Hold on, I’m not done yet. Gotta put liquid in there. – I just don’t want to spill it while you’re talking. – You don’t want to spill the spinach? We get accused of running out of ideas. 1500 episodes, you start running out of ideas, right? Well, if you make slime videos– – That’s your idea. – How do those people keep going? – Well, we did some videos about slime. – Yeah, but here’s the thing. We don’t have to do it again. We’re doing it. – Whoa, that may be enough. We’re gonna add cornstarch. – So mix that into a smoothie consistency. – Smoothie. (blender running) – Stick your hand in there and move it around. – Here we have the case of the cheap, freaking blender again. Ice crush. (blender running) – Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. – There we go. Now we got it. – Nice. Nice. – Now that’s working. I like to get this to a pretty fine consistency. – Get it fine, man. – Nothing could be finer. All right, I think that’s pretty good. – If you would pour all that out into this lovely bowl. – It would be my pleasure, Rhett. – Now, this is just a smoothie. That’s no fun. – It’s the smoothest of smoothies. – No, what we’re gonna do here is, this is gonna be a little bit cold so we’re gonna mix it in with, you can keep adding as I, as I mix in here. Just wait a second so I can, no keep going, it’s gonna require more. Yeah. Put it right into my vortex man, right into my vortex. – [Link] Into your vortex? – [Rhett] Yeah. – That’s firmin’ up. It’s a good color for slime, too, that nice green classic. See, now when I was a child and my mom would take me to the grocery store– – More. – You go through the checkout and then there’d be those machines, I think they’re still there, where you put a quarter in, you turn the thing, and you get something out in one of those like– – Gak. – Yeah, they would have slime in there. No one knew about how to make slime on their own, you thought you had to go with your mom– – They made it in a factory. – To the grocery store. – More. – And you’d get that stuff and it’d be, it was– – Oh, oh yeah, oh yeah. Oh yeah. – I mean, there were companies that were making the slime and then thanks to the internet, that’s all out of business. – But you know it was all child labor. – Oh, it was? – Yeah, that’s why they shut down the whole thing ’cause it was just a bunch of little kids making it. – Of course, they do sell pre-made slime still, it’s just I don’t think you can get it at the grocery store anymore. – More. – Even more? – Yeah. That’s good. I’m at that point, I’m at that transition point, a lot of slimers call it. The sliming point. – Now, with this corn starch– – Also my favorite water park, Slimer’s Point. That’s a Greensboro joke for Stevie. – [Stevie] Thank you. That’s how, when it’s a good joke, that’s what happens is the other person says thank you. – You like deep cut references to Emerald Point? – [Stevie] Yes, thank you. – Did we add too much corn starch? – I don’t believe so. Oh look. – Oh, that is slimy. – It’s not, I need more. Yeah, need more. – Need more. Need more. – Oops. I missed. I don’t know how that happened. – I don’t know how well corn starch goes with equipment, but we will soon find out. – Oh, I think you’ve, I think we’ve gone too far. – Yep, I think it was you. I think it was you, man. – That’s why we missed, I missed. We missed. – Now we’re beyond the breaking point. Now I’m just forking a smoothie. (crew laughing) – Actually, this is pretty good, I think. That’s pretty good. – [Rhett] No, I’m loving it. – [Link] That’s good. Forking a smoothie. – I think might just have to transition to hands. Oh, it’s so cold. It’s still so cold. But you know what, I’m gonna take the whole smoothie right on up out of there. Oh, it’s kinda, it’s sorta hard. – I got a little piece. – You’re gonna have to open your mouth and I’m gonna go right in. – What? I don’t. Oh, this is, this is, this is– – This is amazing! Look at that, that’s a smoothie. That’s crazy. – All right, it wants to slime. – I’ll just take a little bit and let it. Oh gosh. What is happening in my mouth? – Health, man. Very healthy. – Don’t swallow, you’ll die. – Oh really? – Yeah. – I’ve already swallowed. (crew laughing) It’s, I mean. How quickly do I die? – Seven or eight minutes. Hey, no I’m swallowing it now. Listen, this is unbelievable what’s happening. – It tastes very good ’cause it’s very pineapple-y. – It becomes a smoothie in your mouth, but it’s this. – It’s a non-Newtonian smoothie. – Yes. It’s a force dependent liquid. This is that thing where if you hit it hard, it’s super, super, super hard. But if you just take your fist and just set it in there nicely. (electronic music) Now I’m fisting a smoothie. – This is good. – [Rhett] Make any time tee time with our Ear Biscuits mug and t-shirt, available now at Mythical.Store.