(rooster crows) (tiger growls) – Merchicality! – Merchicality! – What could that mean? We love to see ya’ll repping GMM merch, our hashtag merchicality winner is Facetious Pheasphant! (giggles) Pheasphant? (Shane laughs) – Facetious… Facetious Pheasant! Thank you for a very cool name. – Congrats! Yeah, you win a $30 Mythical dot store gift card. – All right. – And I’m so sorry I butchered your name. – Good job, Facetious Pheasant! (laughs) – Sorry. – Facetious Pheasant. Wow.. – Pheasant. – Getting some merch coming your way. All right. – Is that how you spell facetious pheasant? (crowd laughs) – I think so. Facetious I think was the tough word. – Okay. I’m just, I can’t. (laughs) – Oh, by the way… So, you said it was all or nothing in that last round. – I know that… I did. – But, I think it’s up to you to decide. You were…technically it was five to one. – Yeah and I, you know, I’ve never even heard of this movie. And I’m kind of curious. – Well, wait till you hear the tag line. “Shift happens.” – Wow. Okay. – I think you’re getting it now. – Sorry, bud. – It’s all right. – It’s fine. – You can have it. – I killed it anyway. – You did. You did extremely destroy it. – Lovely… “Shift happens.” I’m gonna start saying that. (Shane laughs) – When you can’t get in to work, “boy, shift happens, you know what I mean?” – Yeah, right? (laughs) (sighs) – I think, are we gonna try to shrink? – Shrink some stuff, dude. – Shrink some stuff. – And we’re doing this together. – Yeah. – So there’s no competition. – It’s not a competition. This is team work. – Totally. – It’s all about team work. – Totally, team work. – We’re gonna see if it will shrink. – Ah. Oranges. – Oh, got some oranges. – Now, we’ll use one of these as reference. – Reference, yes. – So, I’ll use this orange. This orange is a little bit smaller than this orange but, let’s see if we can get this one smaller than this guy. – I’m really excited. I’ve never actually squished a whole orange. – Right there. – I don’t think most people would do that. Because they’re normal people. – You’ve never squished an orange? – Not a whole one. – You’ve never squished a whole orange? You go first. You try to just– – Oh, it’s cold. (grunts) I wasn’t trying at all. (laughs) (Shane yells) Wait, this is gonna be so messy, sticky, ready? – Yeah, just be careful. (grunts) – Okay, I need your muscles. Come on, help me. (laughs) Come on. Don’t hold back. – Oh, but see, I’m scared because like I can feel the juice. – Here move it right there – I can feel the juice. Let’s see. – Get that juice. Daddy needs his juice! (Shane grunts) Come on. (grunts) Seriously? Seriously? – It’s not. This guy. – Yo, those peels. – This guy… – Come on. (Courtney grunts) (laughs) – Okay, okay. I believe you. – Oh, the sound guy has died. (laughs) I couldn’t do it. Oranges are… Wait. Yeah, he’s still little bit– – Did we get him? He’s still bigger. He’s still bigger. – Dang it. – Dang it. (crowd laughs) All right. – Wow, who knew fruit? – Well, we got pillows. – Do I give this back to you? – I will trade you two oranges for two pillows. – Okay. – All right. I’m gonna move this mug over here. – All right. Okay. All right. Let’s, okay. We can make a little bit of a competition of this. – Yeah, you could. Wait, no. We need one for reference. We don’t want– – Oh, true. – Yeah. – Okay, okay. So you can squish that one – This will be ref– – No, you can squish that one. – I get to squish? Okay, I’ll have fun with that. (Courtney giggles) You’re squishing it though. – Oh, no! – All right. Okay, here we go. And one, two.. boop! (laughs) – Wow, that’s a real feathery boy. Get him! Wow. – I’m like a really aggressive cat. (Courtney laughs) – That’s pretty good. Hey, that’s like quarter size. – We got this, we got this. – Yeah, wow. Look at that. – We could do more, we could do more. Keep pushing it. – It’s kind of doing it, then it goes elsewhere. Gets away from you. – Go, stay in there. – Yeah, that’s pretty good. – Look at that. Look at how much smaller… – That’s like quarter size. – How much smaller that is. – “Honey, we shrunk the pillow!” – Oh yeah, that’s right. – Nice. All right. – I hope it’s not memory foam. It’s gonna… – What’s gonna happen? – It’s gonna remember this forever. (laughs) “I remember what you did to me!” – What happens when we let it go? – Okay, let’s see… – It just punches us in the face. (laughs) – One, two, three… – That’s me as a roll out of bed in the morning. – That’s actually very satisfying. (Courtney groans) This is very satisfying. – 10 minute nap time! And then, just kidding. – Sorry, nap time. (laughs) All right, what’s next? – Let’s get these out of here. (Shane groans) (laughs) – Al right. We’ve got… We’ve got stress balls. – Oh, stress balls! That’s a bouncy ball. There’s no way. – We have got earth, (courtney laughs) – The whole world in our hands. – All right. – This will be reference. I really am curious. DO you have strong hands? – Let’s see. – Because you’ve got the muscles there. It’s all there. I love how you just flexed– – Okay nothing. – just there. – No! (laughs) – Yeah, let’s see if your fingers got this thing. Do your fingers have big biceps? – Yeah. Okay, there we go. – Nice. – Trying to… – Nice. – Utilize every– Okay. (Courtney laughs) There we go. – Real good, yeah, totally. That’s it. (Courtney laughs) – There we go. Yeah. – Get them. Get them with your little fingers. Wow, and it’s actually cause the more you squeeze it the more it loosens up so, it probably gets really small. – That’s right. – Look at that. Look how small. We almost, this earth almost has its own moon. – Oh my gosh, flat earthers were correct. (Courtney laughs) They were right all along. (laughs) – Oh my god. It’s about half size. That’s pretty good. – Let’s see. – Good job, kid. – Now he just has wrinkles. – Awe, wrinkly earth. – Wrinkly earth. – Guys… – All right. – Okay. Backpacks! – Backpacks! – Love backpacks! (Shane laughs) – What? Weird thing to be a fan of. “I am a huge fan of backpacks.” – I’m an advocate for backpacks. – Big backpack fan. All right. – Okay. I want to do it. You’re reference. – Yeah yeah yeah, okay. – Guess what? Watch this, I already know. Pretty good. (laughs) – Not bad. That actually is pretty cool. – And now they make backpacks that are just actually this size now so… – Little tiny backpacks. – Little guys. Ready and… – Just for a little– (Courtney sighs) – That was nice. (laughs) (Courtney mumbles) – You turned it into a little Stuart Little backpack. Little Stuart Little guy. – Stuart Little loves backpacks. – Oh yes. (Courtney grunts) – Okay, with your technique– – Little tiny pool noodles. – Open your ear. (whooing) Nice. – Nice. – Okay. – It’s like the Bell telephone, right? What’s his name? Graham Bell? – Alexander Graham Bell? – Alexander Graham Bell! – I’m surprised I remembered that! – That was the first, that was the first telephone. It was just them both, just like… – Hello? (Courtney laughs) – All right. – How do you– Did you want to fold this You want me fold this? – You go for it, man. – Okay. Let’s see… – Reference. – so we get that reference. I’m gonna try folding it like this. Okay. I’m gonna try to fold it like this. – Ew. – We got that. – That’s so unsatisfying. – Then you got… I don’t know if it’s gonna do anything (mumbles) – Is it like paper, where it can’t fold anymore than seven times? – Well, I’ve only folded this twice. (laughs) I think this is it. – This is… – Hey, that’s pretty good. – It’s not bad. Let’s see… If we can just like… – Yeah, get them. – Yep. (Courtney yells) Courtney laughs) – That’s very aggressive. (Courtney yells) (Shane yells) Okay, okay. (Shane laughs) Back, back! – Demon, be away! Yeah, that’s as much as I can do it. – Wonder if I can try my roll. – That’s something. – Will my roll technique work? – Oh, yeah! Oh, no! Oh, that’s gonna be… that’s gonna look so cool! (Courtney grunts) – Oh, it looks like the orange from earlier. – It’s gonna look incredible! (Courtney grunts) – Oh, my god! – Bury the snail. – Can I see it? – You’re gonna hurt me, aren’t you? – No! No! No! No, look, I’m a chameleon. (laughs) – Oh, wow. Hey, but that was pretty good. – That was really satisfying, wasn’t it? That was cool. – Do we got a next one? – Do we get… (Shane gasps) (Courtney gasps) – Our buddy! – Our pal from earlier. – How are you?! – How are you doing? (Courtney gasps) There’s two. – I will admit he disappointed me. This guy does not stretch as far as you’d think. Three and a half feet. Is that it? – Hey, be nice to him. (Shane laughs) – It’s a grown man! (Courtney laughs) Hey, you’re okay. – Oh my gosh, can I have this? He’s so good. – All right, I’m gonna try to… are you gonna try shrinking him? – You go. You’re very strong. I have faith in you. – Okay. All right, so we’re gonna start by doing this. – He’s gonna watch. – And then, we’re gonna do this. – Oh, my goodness. – Welcome to core power yoga. (laughs) All right, we got… – Oh, yeah, he’s liking the technique. “I think he’s doing pretty good and I’m a big man!” (Shane laughs) – Smell that! (laughs) – Can we make these look like (mumbles) (Shane laughs) makeover? – Yeah, can you guys just do that? – Can you do that really quick? – Okay, let’s see. – Wow, you tied him in a knot! That was what I was gonna do, honestly. – See, if you see, it got a little knot back there. – That looks really wrong. (crowd laughs) – What? It just looks like nothing. (Courtney laughs) It looks like he has no head. – Oh god. Buddy, that could’ve been you. (kissing sound) – [Producer] Guys, I gotta say, you really made the best out of this whole bit, which was very strange, and for that you each win your own stretch Armstrong! – Oh my god! Yes! – We get this guy? – Oh my god! – You’re coming home with me! (upbeat music) – [Producer] Thank you guys for hosting today. You did great. – Thank you! – Thank you! – This is the highlight of my day! – Thank you guys. (applause) – [Narrator] Ready…on your mark. Get the set of all new Mythical mugs! Available now at Mythical.store.