(rooster crowing) (roaring) (wheel clicking) – [Both] Random disturbing fact. – So close to charity, but instead. (chuckling) Instead you get this. – Sorry, charity. Random disturbing fact. We always want to learn new things, so here’s a random disturbing fact. Barbie and Ken are related! Yup, it’s true! – I actually know a lot about this. – Is it a Jon and Daenarys thing? – No, no, but it’s in the narrative of Ken and Barbie in the doll world. – Right. – Of course, they’re not related, but Ken and Barbie were the names of the Mattel founders’ children who are siblings, and how weird is that to grow up with your brother and/or sister? – Yeah. – And like, one of the most popular doll couples is your brother? – So wait, is it weird that when I was a kid I made them get it on? – No, no, no, everyone did that. – Oh good, okay, okay. Good, good, good. – That was sex ed for anyone. – Sure. – But for them, for those two kids specifically, they’re like, that’s us, and they’re siblings. – Now, that’s a disturbing fact! (chuckling) – Wild. – Cool, so do you just throw those on the ground? – [Ellie] No. – I hate those. – [Ellie] Oh my gosh. – I’m sorry. Someone was making that and I just hurled it to the ground. – [Ellie] Jordan, I don’t know if you know this, but I’ve been in charge of the wheel for many years now. – Oh, sorry. – And so that hurt me. – Yeah, I could tell. I apologize, I’ve just, I’ve had three pints of coffee so. – Yeah, okay, can I just say that all the blood in my body has moved to my temples? – Yeah. – And it’s just pulsating right here, (chuckling) and I’m shaky still? – You are red-faced like a drunk uncle. – Touch my face, see how hot it is. – Ooh, hot face, hot face. – Especially right here. – Hot temple, hot temple, ooh ahh. – Yeah, okay, so we both won slash lost spectacularly. – Yeah, but the audience won ’cause they had a great time. (laughing) – I really hope you did. – I hope you guys had a great time. – I hope you did. – And if not, tell us in the comments. Don’t tell us in the comments! – No, keep it positive. – Keep it positive, guys. – This is a tres coffees cake. – [Jordan] Yes. – [Ellie] Which is a fun play on tres leches cake. – [Jordan] One of my favorite kinds of cakes. – Very good, but instead of three different types of milk, it’s three different types of coffee, and it’s supposed to be delicious. – [Producer] Yeah, so the three coffees, you have cold brew, which I, you guys are familiar with, yeah. – Mmhmm. – Oh yeah, I’m made of it. – Yeah. – I was born of cold brew. – That’s in my tummy right now. – I was born in a sea of cold brew. (laughing) – In a cold brew womb. – I was selected by the gods to become a cold brew woman. – [Producer] That’s great, and then there’s normal brewed coffee and then there’s actually two venti Starbucks Java Chip Frappucinos that have been reduced into a syrup and that’s in the cake so, and there’s just whipped cream I think. – Okay. – Do you know that’s my Frappucino? Did you know that? – [Producer] No, I had no idea. – Wow. – This cake’s gonna jack us up. – It’s my birthday now. Oh. That’s a really big bite, I’m sorry. – [Jordan] I’m gonna use my hands. – [Ellie] Okay. – So we’ve got a game to play about coffee shop names. Stevie, can you read us the rules? – [Stevie] Oh, I can. – Okay. – [Stevie] Really, how this is gonna work is I’m going to say a name of a coffee store and you’re going to guess if it’s real or fake. – That’s really good, by the way. – This is really good. – [Stevie] I’m gonna talk like this the whole time. Were you guys listening to anything I just said? – Yes! – No, I heard you, but I was also at the same time thinking about how good this coffee cake is, how my heart is probably beating too fast. – [Stevie] Are you saying all this stuff because internally, you’re trying to remember what I said? – No, no, no, no, I could say it right now. You’re gonna be saying coffee shop names and we’re gonna be guessing if it’s real or fake, and you did a fun announcer voice, and I think you should do that the whole time. (giggling) – [Stevie] Okay, I will. – Ellie, you could be the next Micro Machines guy. (laughing) Remember him? He talked fast. Anyway. – [Stevie] Okay, time for the first one. – I’m an exennial, it’s an older millennial. – [Stevie] A Latte Fun Indoor Playground and Cafe. – A Latte Fun? – That’s gotta be real, that’s just too easy. – That reminds me of the Austin Powers character name. – Oh! – We won’t say it. – We won’t. (laughing) Hey kids, check out Austin Powers at your local video store. – I just rewatched it, it holds up more than you would think. – The first one’s good, they get a little silly as they go, but the first one, a lot of fun. – I’m gonna say real. – Yeah, I’m gonna say real too. That’s a pretty easy pun. I think, I would say that there’s several coffee shops named A Latte Fun. – [Stevie] This is real. – Hey! – That’s right. – [Stevie] It’s in Wellington, Florida and it has 1.5 stars on Yelp. It’s been permanently closed for three years as well. – Oh no. – [Jordan] Not bad, the kids had a lot of fun. Some of the stuff in there is getting old. – [Ellie] Oh no. – [Jordan] I also thought it was very overpriced. Not really worth it IMO. – And in Grand Rapids, Michigan, lots of things. That’s a low bar for it to not be worth it. – When he says some of the stuff in there is getting old, I wonder if he means the food. Just like, these are old muffins. – Totally. – Anyway, Stevie? – [Stevie] Ready? – Yeah, what’s the next one? – [Stevie] The next one is Let ‘Er Drip, okay. – Yeah. – Gross. – It, yeah. – Normal body function but gross. – Yeah, it makes me think of a discharge which is probably not. – Let’s just leave it there. – Yeah, we’ll just leave it there, it’s maybe not something you want when you’re looking for things to put in your mouth. I’m gonna say that’s fake. – I’m gonna say it’s real just ’cause I wanna see what their sign is. – [Stevie] It is fake. – Hey. – Aww, okay, I could’ve guessed that. – Hey, out there maybe you Photoshop up a sign that Ellie can look at. – [Stevie] Okay. – Do we have another one? – [Stevie] Here’s the next one, Steamy Beans Cafe. – Yeah. – Oof, Steamy Beans? – Steamy Beans, that’s another. – That’s what my Prius is gonna smell like on the way home. (laughing) Steamy Beans. – Glad you took that one over, ’cause I was going to an explicit place. – Oh, you were gonna do like a testicle joke. – No, no. – You weren’t? What were you gonna do? – Bean is a term for lots of different, you know. – Ohh, yeah. I know what you’re talking about. – Anyway, after a long bike ride, Steamy Bean. – You got a Steamy Bean. – [Stevie] Guys. – Too much? (laughing) – I think just enough. (laughing) I think Steamy Beans is fake. It’s too gross. These are too gross. – No, it’s real. – There are comedy writers on staff at GMM, they’re coming up with these. – This one’s real. – Gross name. I think it’s fake. – [Stevie] It is real. – [Jordan] Whoa! Steamy Beans? – [Ellie] And that’s oh, ’cause it’s outside in a. – [Stevie] In South Africa. – [Jordan] Oh, wow. – [Ellie] South Africa! – [Jordan] Those are fun little coffee cubbies. – I like that, I like that blue color. – All right, that’s a fun space. You know what, next time I’m in South Africa, I’m going to Steamy Beans. (laughing) – You know when you see the meme of the galaxy brain versus normal brain? – Yeah. – Or high functioning brain? – I’m familiar with this meme. – My brain is whatever, is the one that’s galaxy brain but stupid. – Mmhmm. – Where I feel like it’s exploded out into the universe but I can’t think or say sentences. – I thank you for explaining it in meme terms. I know know where you’re at. (laughing) – Thank you. – I’m that anime guy holding a butterfly. Is this being too jacked up? (laughing) Stevie, do you have another coffee shop? – [Stevie] Oh boy do I, Jordan. This one’s called Muggles Mug. – Real. – So it’s a Harry Potter thing, right. A muggle is the term for a no-mag. – It’s actually a slur, so. – Ooh, sorry. Sorry, if we were in. – We’re gonna. – If we were in Harry Potter world, we’d be canceled. – Yeah, yeah. – But we’re not so we can just say muggle all we want to. – [Both] Muggle, muggle, muggle. – Yeah, let’s see. Is this something, ’cause like at Universal Studios they have that Harry Potter world. Do they have? – What is it again? – [Stevie] Muggles Mug. – Wow, it just went (imitating wind) gone. – Yeah. – Muggles Mug. – I think it is, I think it is a real place and I think it’s in a Harry Potter amusement park either here or in Florida. – And its thing is that it’s coffee but not magic. – No, it’s normal-ass coffee. – Magician’s Mug? – Brewed for humans. – No, no, no. Muggles Mug. – Welcome humans. – For that reason I’ll say fake. – Okay, I’m saying real. – [Stevie] It is real. It’s in Pennsylvania. – [Jordan] Oh, wow. – [Stevie] It’s Harry Potter themed. – [Jordan] Kind of looks like a bummer inside. (chuckling) – [Ellie] That’s where Taylor Swift is from. – Oh yeah? – Yeah. – Think she’s been to Muggles Mug? – Absolutely not. – Huh, yeah this looks like someone’s living room. Maybe it is. – [Ellie] No, it looks like a church basement. – Oh yeah, right. Yeah, sure, they would have punk shows at noon there. – [Stevie] How ’bout Beanie Boys Coffee and Cake? – Beanie Boys. – Like Beastie Boys? (chuckling) ♪ Listen all y’all, it’s a coffee cake ♪ (laughing) – I don’t know the next verse. – That’s okay. I don’t know many Beastie Boys songs either. – Cool, cool, cool. – Beanie Boys. – Wait, touch my temple now. – Okay. – Back of the hand, you can’t do the front of the hand. (laughing) Crazy, right? – Yeah. – What’s wrong with me? – Hot, hot temples. – Anyway, I’m gonna say fake. – I think, yeah I think Beanie Boys is fake. I think it’s fake. – [Stevie] It’s fake. – Hey, all right. – [Stevie] What about Java the Hutt? – Real. – Yeah, that’s gotta be real. – Java the Hutt is something that, I’ve seen a cartoon of, I believe. – Oh yeah. Oh, maybe it’s something fictional then. – I don’t know. – Can this be, Stevie, can this be a coffee shop that occurs in a fictional world? – [Stevie] I think you guys might be overthinking this one. (laughing) – Okay, I think it’s real, I think it’s a real. – What is real? What is fake? – Whoa. (mimics exploding) – Honestly, where does the line stop? Is it a line or is it a circle? – Uh, yeah I think it’s real. – Fake, in by we’re all fake. – [Stevie] It’s real. – Hey. – [Stevie] It’s in Roanoke, Virginia. – How, you know, how real could it truly be, oh. – Average coffee shop. They use powder for all the lattes. Overpriced hospital drink. Do not recommend. Hospital drink? – From Rikin K. – Mm, yeah. – Wow, and this is in Los Angeles. – Oh yeah, well I guess Rikin K. is maybe from, maybe he visited while he was traveling. Where is it, Stevie do you know where it is? – [Stevie] No, it’s in Virginia, but that particular person is in L.A. – So, yeah. Well, I’m sorry. – [Stevie] Okay, this is your final one. – Okay. – [Stevie] So really, Ellie, at this point you can’t win, but it’s fine, you can still participate in this round. – Do I get a nametag if I win? – How dare you. – [Stevie] Brew Velvet. – Oh, like some sort of David Lynch themed coffee shop? – Like Blue Velvet? My friend went on a date with David Lynch’s son. – How’d that go? – Fine. – Yeah, I’m trying to find some coffee pun for Twin Peaks, but I can’t do it. – Twin. – Perks, Twin Perks, like Central Perk. That works, that’s pretty good. – That’s pretty good. – C’mon, everyone you should have laughed at that. (fake laughter) There you go. – A minus. – Thank you. Very generous, very generous. Yeah, I think it’s real. – I think it’s fake. – [Stevie] It’s fake. – Yes, so I did win. – [Stevie] No, you still lost, but you won that round. – I will bend space and time to make sure I win. (laughing) – [Rhett] What goes together better than biscuits and gravy? – [Link] Our Ear Biscuits mug and tee, baby. – [Rhett] Get both now at mythical.store.