(rooster crowing) (lion roaring) – Hmm, hmm. – Welcome to Good Mythical MORE. – Superpower. – Oh yeah. – We’re a new super duo. (Rhett laughs) Which two is it, you might ask. The Overlord and Charlemagne. – Oh the Overlord, that would be you sir. What is your power again? – I’m just taller than people. (Rhett laughs) And so I’m just kind of over. – Yeah. – And you know what I’m kind of– – I’m kind of over it. – I’m kind of over it as well. – And I’m Charlemagne because, well my real name’s Charles and I’m compensating for it. You sir, I haven’t heard of you, what’s your super hero name? – I’m the The, the The. – Wow the The. – The The. – The The. – What on earth does the The do? – The The can do anything. (Rhett laughs) – The The man, I like that. – The The. – Have you heard of the The, he can do anything. – Anything. – And what happens when people mispronounce it as the The. – Then they’ll be punished. (Rhett laughs) – Oh he gets very angry, the The gets very angry when you call him the The or the The. – I think the The is acceptable though, the The acceptable? – Yeah, outside the US. – It’s gonna be the, oh okay you make exceptional– You make exceptions for international customers. – [Stevie] Guys I have so many fun Chipotle facts. – Some are false? – No, you don’t. – [Stevie] Some we’ve just completely made up, some are real, all are fun. – Now the reason we’re doing this is again, sorry no offense David Hill, David Dobrik was supposed to be here, and David Dobrik he had a burrito named after him at Chipotle because he was such a frequent customer. I think he gets unlimited Chipotle right. – Yeah he does, he was given that, he was gifted that. – The David Dobrik burrito, for those of you who are interested is brown rice, black beans, chicken, mild salsa, two scoops of corn salsa, a sprinkle of cheese, and a side of guac for dipping. – Now it’s not rowing anybody’s boat here, or ruffling any feathers. (crew laughing) Except that… – What is row, I mean if you row somebody’s boat it sounds like you’re getting ’em excited. – Yeah. – That really rows my boat. – That’s not exciting. – Unless you’re going down stream. – Right yeah, yeah then you’re just, yeah. – Until river is like… – But the dipping part, that’s the interesting thing I’ve never thought of. – I respect this choice because I believe that the properties of guacamole are compromised when mixed with other substances. – Well the winner gets this, but I actually, once you bite it, once you bite a burrito actually dipping with the burrito seems like a lot of stuff would start to fall out. – That’s why you gotta have a spoon for application. – So it’s not really dipping, it’s spread. – I mean, yeah. – All right, well we’ll take that up with David Dobrik, when he comes on our show finally. – David Hill what do you get on your burritos at Chipotle? – So I get, it depends like I do white or brown rice, depends on how I’m feeling, I also get the black beans, mild salsa, the corn salsa, cheese, a little bit of lettuce. – No meat? – Oh I forgot about the meat, yeah. We’re getting to that point. – What is the meat? – Sometimes I do chicken, sometimes I do steak. – Okay, so you don’t have a very specific go-to order, you know what? I don’t either, I mix it up, do you have a go-to Chipotle order? – Uh… – Apparently not. – It’s basically David Dobrik’s. – [Stevie] Oh, what’s my order you ask? – Except for one of corn salsa. – [Stevie] I have a controversial order because I like a vegetarian burrito, I don’t know. – With the sofritas? – [Stevie] No. – You don’t get the sofritas? – [Stevie] Like, I just like no meat at all. I don’t know it just like takes away from the other tastes. – Give us the first fact. – [Stevie] That was fact one, that was a lie. (crew laughing) No here we go. – That’s true. – [Stevie] Chipotle receives some of its avocados from singer/songwriter Jason Mraz. – Mraz sounds like the kind of guy that would have an avocado farmer, of avocado, what ever. (crew laughing) Yes, Mraz has avocados. – See David are you just agreeing are you gonna agree with Rhett the whole time? – No I think Jason Mraz has a, he seems, he’s the type of artist like, “Yeah I have a avocado farm, I got a guitar.” – Yeah come do a sound bath with me. – Yeah. – Yeah. – I just, it seems like you’re saying what Rhett just said. – No I mean listen, yo he’s just, I mean. – Oh no, no I think he, Jason Mraz, yeah. – Okay all right, you’re your own person. – [Stevie] Okay you’re all going Chipot-yay? – No I’ma have to change my answer after lecturing David. – [Stevie] Okay, well it’s real. (Rhett laughs) – All right. – [Stevie] Jason Mraz operates an avocado farm that produces 30,000 pounds of avocado every year, many of which go to a local Chipotle. – Wow. – Hmm. – [Stevie] In 2015, Chipotle customers in Milford, Pennsylvania were in for a surprise when a black bear entered the restaurant, scared employees, and left. – What state? – Milford, Pennsylvania. – Black bear, Pennsylvania that’s a possibility. – What part of the state is that in? – Oh that’s too much information. – [Stevie] I do not have that written down David Hill, I only have what is scripted. – A black bear in a Chipotle. – Milford is kind of right in the… – I don’t think so. – If it’s near Philly, I don’t think so, I think it’s a lie, if it’s like the northern part of the state. – It’s in the north eastern corner of Pennsylvania. – It’s in a place that it could happen, but I don’t believe that it did happen. – I’m gonna say yay, it did happen. – There’s been a lot of random stuff, I’m going yay. – [Stevie] This is fake. (David exhales) – Okay. – What’s the real story? – [Stevie] It wasn’t in Milford it was, no I don’t know. – Oh. – [Stevie] On Halloween, burritos at Chipotle are officially referred to as booritos. – Oh yeah, that’s a yay, that’s a yay, I dress up all the time, ever year, every year. – Oh okay well I gotta go David on this one. – All the tin foil. – Oh you dress up as a burrito. – Oh yes. – Okay. – [Stevie] Booritos are real. Chipotle even owns the URL boorito.com and if you where a costume to a Chipotle on Halloween they’ll give you a special discount. – So that’s it. – Oh yes. – But it doesn’t have to be a burrito, you can dress up as anything. – You can dress up as anything, I dressed up as the– – You could be the The. – Yeah the The, yeah. (Rhett laughs) I actually dressed up as a superhero, yeah. – You did? – Yep, yep. – And what’s the discount? – You get about, they change it almost every year but back when it was about 25%. – 25% off. – Quarter off. – Like the earlier days like early, the early tens. I’m reminiscing about them, yes. – You know this very well. – Before the horrible queso. – I’m gonna start waiting for you to answer. – Yeah, yep. – [Stevie] Every Chipotle in the world streams the exact same playlist which is created by a DJ in Brooklyn. – Oh. – Every one in the world? That would just be bad practice if it is true. – DJ in Brooklyn sounds like a hipster made that up. – For some reason I think this might be true– – A hipster that works here. But it shouldn’t be true, it shouldn’t be true. – There’s Willy Nelson in one of their commercials, like a Willy Nelson song. – Right and you can’t play Willy Nelson in Italy. (crew laughing) – Their playlist is really good though, most of the time, most of the time it’s a lot of alternative, electronic, kinda indie artist. – You think they’re pumping that from Brooklyn to the whole world? – Yeah, because most chain stores have that little– – So you’re saying yay? – Yeah I’m definitely saying yay. – All right I’m going with David, I believe his reasoning is sound. – [Stevie] This is real. – Really? – [Stevie] Every Chipotle exclusively streams the same playlist which changes every month and is curated by DJ Christopher Golub. – A.K.A. David Hill I guess. – [Stevie] And there are Chipotles in Germany, France, the UK, and Canada. – DJ in Brooklyn. – Oh, that’s the only countries that they’re in? – [Stevie] That’s right. – I would’ve thought they expanded even more, but with that whole E. coli thing I guess, really threw ’em. – Yeah. – [Stevie] Oh it’s my, sorry I forgot I’ve had the facts. – Now if you want to beat Rhett, you gotta withhold your reasoning. I’m just saying ’cause he’s now gonna copy you every time. Let’s keep going. – [Stevie] On National Cat Day, if you tweet a photo of your cat dressed as a burrito to the official Chipotle Twitter account, you will receive a coupon for a free side of guacamole. – I believe this is too difficult to administer, and I believe they may get calls of animal cruelty, so I’m gonna say nay. – I think it’s yay, do you know? – I believe this is something Chipotle would do. – Yeah. – Yeah. – I wanna change my answer because I believe in David Hill, but I’m not going to. – [Stevie] This is fake. (Rhett laughs) (Link and David groaning) – All right, David. – They should start doing that, that’d be fun. – [Stevie] Steve Carell once signed a tortilla for a Chipotle employee. – Of course, yes. – How would we know that? – You don’t even need to think about this one. – Just like a Twitter post, Twitter picture. I think this has got a good payoff, it’s like a picture of a burrito that Steve Carell signed. – Hopefully we’ll see it. – I’m saying yeah, I wanna see it. – Did he sign it with black beans or with ink? – [Stevie] What are we going with? – Goin’ with yay. – [Stevie] Yeah it’s real, and it has a payoff here’s the photo. – [David] Oh, I thought it was gonna be like– – [Rhett] It’s a small tortilla, or else, a very big hand? – [Stevie] I think it’s a heart, is it? – That’s the taco shell. – [Stevie] Yeah taco, yeah. – That’s a good autograph. – It’s very good. – [Link] That big S that’s like an eight, wow. – [Stevie] All right here’s your final chance, let’s see where we stand, well we’ve gotta make this one, to give David a chance. – I haven’t missed one yet Stevie. – [Stevie] Okay fine then. – I really want that burrito. – [Stevie] No last one you just win. – But you know what, we’ll make it worth as many points as you want. – [Stevie] Okay what did you say? You wanna make it interesting, I wasn’t listening. – Make it worth four points, anybody’s game, except Link. – [Stevie] Except for Link. (Stevie and Rhett laughing) – This is for the queen sweep for Rhett. – No Link can tie. – [Stevie] Okay, Chipotle catering, offers a guactopus, which is an arrangement of 32 sliced avocados artistically, well I mean displayed in the shape of an octopus. – Well I mean. – I feel like the training for that would be impractical. – Yeah that’s tough. – I’m on the fence. – I feel like I would have seen this on the internet, if it existed. – David, the only way you can win is if you disagree with Rhett and you’re right. – It’s true. (David exhales) – You might as well. – Gotta go with yay. – [Stevie] It’s fake. (all laughing) – Rhett you got every single one right. – I know my Chipotle man. – You earned it man. – David Dobrik eat your burrito out. – [Rhett] Attention Mythical Society members, lose a pen, need an extra badge? 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