(rooster crows) (lion roars) – Okay, here we go, slowing down. – Welcome to Good Mythical More. – Ah ha! – What’s the word? This is where we are given a word and we have to guess what the definition is. – Cool. – This word is bever. – Spell it. – It’s like beaver without an A. – Hm. – B-E-V-E-R. – A bever is, I know what this is, it’s a tiny beaver. (Rhett laughs) (Rhett coughs) – Oh no, oh no, Rhett. – I believed you for a second. – Rhett! – I actually feel like I need to cough too. (Link coughs) I agree, tiny beaver. – Tiny beaver. – What, what is it? – It is a light repast? – A light repast be- – Repast. – Between. – A light repast. – Between meals, a lunch. – Get lost. – A bever. – Call it a lunch. – What’s a, first of all, what’s a repast? – Like a- – Like a retrieve? – [Ellie] A meal, yeah. – Like a little snack. – Say meal. (crew laughs) – A light snack is a bever. – The word should be repast next time. – Give me a second, I’m gonna go enjoy a bever. (Link coughs) – Oh no. – It’s just a tiny beaver. – Why am I coughing? – Okay, here’s what we’re gonna do, now. – You alright? Take a sip of your water. – Good idea. – You might recall. – Cheers. – When Janet on The Good Place malfunctioned and could only make cacti appear. – You remember that? – I do recall. – That was cool. – So what we’re gonna be doing is we’re gonna be playing a game where we’ve got a picture of someone, and what they’re holding is going to be censored out. – Okay. – And we have to guess whether or not they’re holding a cactus, which would be cact-aye, or not holding a cactus, cact-nay. – Cact-nay. – Cact-nay. – Cact-aye. – And the winner wins no cactus. (crew laughs) – Ooh, look at her. – Oh, that would be a little cactus. – [D’Arcy] Oh, okay, okay, okay. – [Link] I think she’s holding hand cream. – Yeah, I think she’s- – Yeah, I would think she’s holding some sort of beauty product. – Yeah, she’s holding a beauty product, ’cause look at that gorgeous, smooth, creamy skin. – So you’re, so you guys are all saying cact-nay. – She’s almost blending in with the background. – Yeah. – Right, and I’m changing my answer at the last second. – Wow! – Cact-aye. – Because. – Woo! – Yes, a ha, I gotcha! I know how these stock photos can surprise. – What, why is she naked holding a cactus? – Because it’s a stock photo, people search for that. – You’re only assuming that she’s naked. – She could be wearing a tube top. – [Rhett] Oh, nobody looks at a cactus like this. – [D’Arcy] He is not, that’s a cact-nay. – [Link] Business man, look at him overlooking the city. – He’s holding a- – I think he’s looking at his phone. – Yeah, I think he’s looking at an old BlackBerry. – Again, you guys, you guys are a little too on the nose, these stock photos are gonna be cray cray. – Really? – He’s- – But is it a cactus? – He’s looking at a porcelain piggy bank that’s shaped like. – A pig? – A Metamucil tablet. – Okay, yeah, that’s right, ready? – So this would be, but we’re both agreeing that it’s cact-nay. – I’m saying cact-nay. – Oh yeah, that’s right, but you did put in an extra little. – Yeah. – Some flair on that. – Oh, it’s just a little man. – A tiny man. – [Link] Just a little dude. – [Rhett] Aw, a little man. – [D’Arcy] Just a tiny little man. So we all said cact-nay, yes, we got it right, okay. – Oh, wow, okay. – The thing about these stock photos is that I feel horrible ’cause I always end up hating the models. – Right. – Yeah. – But it’s not their fault. – Poor guys. – They hate themselves. – Struggling, trying to pay the bills. – [Link] This guy’s got a, this guy’s got a body. – [D’Arcy] Oh, he’s got a beautiful body. – [Rhett] He also has a crazy widow’s peak. – I love it. – Yeah, it’s gorgeous, man, this guy knows what’s up. – Man. – Alright, so in one hand he’s got a dumbbell. – Yeah. – The other hand is a cactus. – I don’t know, I’m kind of feeling. – I think he’s got a cactus. – I do too. – Yeah, I, yeah. – I feel like he’s holding a weird cactus. – Because yeah, look at the face he’s making. – I think he’s, I think it’s just a thumbs up. – You do? – Yeah. – No, it’s a cactus. – He’s like this? – But a fake thumb. – It’s a cacti. – Okay, I’m gonna say, I’m gonna say cact-aye. – Well then turn your paddle around. – Oh, turn. – Whoops. – Oh, a dude holding a banana. – It’s a banana? – [D’Arcy] Oh, you never could’ve known that. – [Link] He’s trying to not get those cramps. – Right. – Wow Link, three for three. – Potassium. – You’ve found your game. – Yes. – Okay, oh, I thought that was me. – Ooh, it looks like. (crew laughs) – [Link] The sultry look here. – [D’Arcy] Thought it was me. Yeah, she’s holding a cactus. I’m holding a cactus in that one, yeah. That’s gonna be D’Arcy holding a cactus. – You think so? – Yeah I do. – I feel like it’s time for a cactus. – But ’cause you. – Oh right. – Yeah. – You thought that was you, and I just don’t think it is, based on that alone, I’m not agreeing with you. – That makes sense. – Okay, this is a cactus. – Okay, ready? Ooh, it is a cactus! – On a cone. – In an ice cream cone. – It’s a cactus in a cone. – D’Arcy, don’t lick it. (crew laughs) – Is that future you or past you? – Huh. – Ooh. Different dimension me. – Okay. – We’ll never meet. – Huh, who is? – Okay. – [Link] Out of focus dude. – [Rhett] Look at that guy’s haircut. – I know. – He could be cradling a cactus. – I think he’s holding like, an ostrich egg. – I think he’s got a big pile of truck nuts. – Hm? (crew laughs) – Pile of truck nuts? – What does that mean? – You know, you know how like you’re following a rig, and they got these like, oh, dangling truck nuts. – Ew, okay. – But what’s a pile? – But they’re made of like. – What’s a pile of truck nuts? – Well when you’re in your hand, it looks kinda like a. – Okay, but just one truck nut. – But he’s going like this, he’s not going like this. – No, he’s going like this. – No, I think he’s holding something, it’s gonna be like that, like it’s gonna be smaller, so like maybe it’s just a truck nut. – That could be a truck nut, one truck nut. – I’m gonna say it’s just one truck nut. – So he, okay, pile of truck nuts, one truck nut, ostrich egg, so that’s all nay. – Fine, I’m gonna say a cactus. (crew laughs) Yes! (laughs) – You’re really good at this. – Yeah, look at y’all. – I’m trying to figure out what is being sold, like what brochure did this legitimately end up in? – Yeah. Wow, okay. – This guy’s excited, surprised. – This feels, this feels like it could be cactus-y, even though I know we just had a cacti. Did we just have two in a row? – I don’t know, you can’t play that game. – I’m not going to. – You start doing that. – That’s cheating, yeah. – And everything, it just derails everything. I think that this man looks, everyone so far has been pensive or sexy with their cactus. – True. – And this guy is excited. – I know what this guy’s holding. – Do you really? – Yeah. – What do you, what? – You guys need to vote first. – Truck nuts. – ‘Cause do you really know? – I have just a strong feeling. – Oh my. – Stronger than when I talked about the Metamucil pill. – Okay, but that was a strong feeling too? – It kinda was, yeah. – Huh. – This is more emphatic. – I think he’s holding a barista application. (laughs) – I think he’s holding one cupcake with one candle in it. – He is holding a pregnancy test. – Oh, okay. – If you’re right, you win no matter where this game goes. – Yeah, that’s a real Brian move. – What’s your vote? (crew laughs) – I’m gonna say cact-nay, I think he’s holding a birthday cake. – Yeah, this is not a cactus. – We all agree. – [Rhett] It’s a piggy bank Link, you were talking about earlier. – What, you did talk about. – [Rhett] Have you seen these pictures and you forgot who was holding what? – I’m just premonitioning. – Wait, that’s wild, is anybody freaked out about that? (crew laughs) – Me, yeah, I. – Hold on, hold on. – You said porcelain piggy bank. – He said porcelain pig, piggy bank. – But then unfortunately, he did go the weird Metamucil route or whatever. – Yeah, I kept going, I should’ve shut up. – You should’ve shut up. – It’s not the first time that’s true. – Oh, that’s very strange. – That’s so weird. – Do you know that guy Link? – No. – I’m tripping. – What do I do with this power that I almost have? – Okay, let’s shake it off. – It’s the last one. – Link, what does this woman have her mouth on since you’re so good at figuring that out? (crew laughs) – God. – Oh, Link might be good at something. – Golly. – Anybody feel threatened? – Golly, okay. – Yeah, how do you interpret that? – Oh, a way. – I don’t think she interpreted it the same way that you do. – I, yeah, I don’t think I did either. – Oh. – No. – I just took it personally, and you meant it sexually? – I am sorry. – Yeah. – But that is true. – [Ellie] Oh, just, stakes are high on this one, it’s worth two points, see if it can help you guys. – Oh, wow, wow. – Whoa, that’s, okay. – [Ellie] So there’s like a tie and, yeah. – Yeah, it could be a tie situation, okay. – Well we did see an ice cream cactus earlier. – Yeah. – So we know that people are willing to eat cactus. You can get cactus, you can get cactus like in a taco. – Yeah. – That’s true. – I mean, it’s not prickly. – And I don’t like it. – You don’t like it? – I don’t like it, I ask for a no. – It’s not great. – I say no please. – No cactus. – I say no please. – Now you’re gonna say cact-nay please. (laughs) – I’ll be like. – You’re gonna, you know what. – That doesn’t make sense. – Take the paddle with you. – Yes, yes, yes. – When you order your cactus taco. (laughs) – Could be a handful of pregnancy tests. (laughs) – Oh gosh. – [Link] Like eight of ’em. – [Rhett] I think this is a cactus. – Do you really? – Yeah. – [D’Arcy] Yeah, I mean, she’s being like. Not. – Yeah, yeah, yeah. (crew laughs) And she’s like checking in with the photographers, like is this close enough? – Yeah, and she’s like, am I gonna hurt myself? – Right, ’cause any closer and I will actually be contacting this cactus. – Yeah. She’s like, can you believe I’m doing this? Aren’t I crazy? – Really, you want me to keep going? – Yeah. – She’s saying all that with her eyes. – Yeah. (laughs) – She kinda is. – The camera guys are loving this. – Oh yeah. – Like, can you believe she’s actually doing this? – Okay. – It was a joke. – I’m gonna say cact-aye. – Yeah, yeah. – I’m thinking it’s a cacti. – I’m just saying, odds are it’s anything but a cactus. – Oh, ’cause we’ve had so many cactuses? No, no, no, oh! – Oh, it is a cactus! – Okay. – That means we tied. – We tie! – And we beat Link. – But I think we tied all the way around. – No, it was worth three. – Oh, yes we did, we tied all together. – It was worth two points. – That’s right. – Okay, hey. – Yay! – We tied, and we beat Link. (laughs) – Best friends. – I thought you said it was worth three points. – Three brothers, we all won. – Together. – [Rhett and Link] Yeah, we did. – [Rhett] It’s been a while, so we’re dropping new styles. Prime members get free shipping on our latest releases at amazon.com/mythical.