GMMore 1612: Why Are We Screaming? (GAME)

(rooster crowing) (growling) – Somebody’s still burping up spicy meatball. – Gifticality. – Welcome to Good Mythical More, hanging out with Team Edge, all the way from Edgeland. – That means, we’re– – They live on the edge. – Donating $1,000 to GiveDirectly to aid in their mission to electronically provide cash directly to those in need. Please join us in giving at GiveDirectly.org. – Thank you for being your Mythical best. – Not sure (mumbles) – GiveDirectly.org. – You don’t have to, you don’t have to. (laughing) Okay, this is an exciting game because all of us have screamed on the internet enough times so that now ew can play a game where we hear a scream that we have screamed on the internet and then we have to try to remember why we screamed. – Yeah but hold on, you need to drink from a branded mug, if you’re thirsty. – Oh. – Y’all know about the merch game. (coughing) – I ain’t gotta tell you that we’re selling this. – Are you okay? – Hey, hey, there’s three of you so we can lose one. – Are you still– – Hint of spice still in my… (coughs) – You’re still getting ghost pepper powder. – You breathed in my breath? – Got a chunk or something. – (laughs) A chunk. – A chunk of spice. – He got a chunk of spice. – Look, I’ve been talking about water this whole time. Here and look right into that camera and say, mythical.com, available. – Mythical.com, available now. – Oh see, it brought you right out of it. (laughing) – Team Edge has a store too, we’ll promote that. – What’s the Team Edge URL? – TeamEdge.store – Hey got it, TeamEdge.store. – TeamEdge.store. – Okay so let’s hear that first scream. – [Courtney] Hi I’m Courtney. (laughing) – That is the Will video. – Courtney from Idaho. – Let’s hear that first scream. (screaming and laughing) – Okay, now. – That wasn’t me (laughs) – This is a Team Edge scream so I think we should try to guess first. This is a friendly gentleman competition, right? We’re friendly gentlemen. – Oh yeah. – Friendly gentlemen. – Well, it was a very high pitched scream. – So we’re gonna, what I’m saying is we’re gonna guess first since we know it’s not from GMM. – Yeah we wouldn’t, we would never scream like that. – Team Edge. (laughing) It was like a squawk, and then the other two of you were laughing. – Yeah. – I think I heard you laughing. – So in this game, you have to decide who it was or what was happening? – I keep thinking we’re playing the meatball video, I’m just like mm-hmm. – So we’re gonna try and guess who it was and then you guys will try to remember what it was about because I think it was a Bobby scream. – Could be. – Do you know who it was? – Yes, oh yeah. Definitely. – Okay, see that’s what I thought. – 100% And this person could recreate it for you, if need be. – That sounds like a personal claim. – Yeah, what? No. – When you did that sniff, the sniff afterward meant you were talking about yourself. Either that or you have a runny nose. (talking over each other) – When you sniff after you say something, – So you think it’s Joey, not Bobby? – You’re talking about yourself? – If you’re talking about yourself in third person and you sniff, it’s like. – It’s incriminating. – I also just ate something really hot, so. – What, a meatball? (laughing) It’s Joey. – You think it’s Joey? – It was a spicy meatball. – I’m willing to go, I’m willing to go, but, okay so our guess is Joey. Are we right or wrong? (Joey screams in high pitch) (laughing) – Can we see it? – Wait, I wanna guess what it was. Did you guys know what it was? (talking over each other) – Okay, all right let’s see it. (Joey screaming) (laughing) – I’m staying strong, baby. – Was that atomic? – Guys, that is not how you make a baby. (laughing) – That’s what you think. – What was happening there, what were you trying to do? – I was giving him a wedgie and Matthias was sitting on top of him so he couldn’t go anywhere. – He started trying to ride me and then he wouldn’t get off of me so Bryan took us up to the– – I told you like, go for it, go for the wedgie. (laughing) – We do that sometimes, you know? – Jody did that to me, – Sometimes you gotta go for the wedgie. – As a freshman. – Oh, Jody? – When I was on the soccer team. (crew laughing) Ripped my underwear over my head. Still have them. Currently wearing them. Let’s hear the next scream. (scream and laughing) – Oh easy. – This is you guys again, this is not us. – Definitely. – And you already know who it is? You said easy. – Easy. Don’t even ask me, it’s so easy. – It seems like Bryan. – It’s Bryan. – Bryan’s got that like, something, it’s like the register. – I don’t know. (laughing) – I think this is, it felt like a Bryan scream. – Yeah, this is Bryan. (Joey sniffs) (laughing) – He told him to sniff. It doesn’t work unless you sniff (laughs) – So you know it’s you. Who do you think it is? – I think it’s Bobby. – Wait, we have to say who it is? – You’re flipping? Yeah, you guys should say. – Are we supposed to guess? We know who it is. (talking over each other) – We’ve locked in, it’s Bryan. – Oh, yeah it’s Bryan for sure (laughs) – Okay, let’s see, we were right. – Oh no wait, I kinda wanna guess what it is. – Well you might not be right. – Oh (laughs) It was something to do with his butt too, I think. I think it’s a wedgie. – It was your butt man. – Oh another wedgie? – No. (screaming) (laughing) – [Joey] Yeah I remember that one, dang it. – Yes, it was. – That was an old one. – That wasn’t a wedgie, but– – That hurts, man. (talking over each other) – It wedged in there, that’s for sure. – What was on the end of that arrow? – A little foam piece on it. Soft. – An arrow head. – It came out of his mouth. (laughing) You didn’t see that. – Okay let’s do the next one. – So we were right. – You were. (screaming) – I think this is you guys. – I mean that’s gotta be Bobby – Is this whole game just them? – That was definitely us. – Okay, maybe we don’t scream on our show. Can I hear that one again? (screaming) – There’s like a bass drop in there. – (makes bass noise) Your editor. That one, that sounded like Brian again. – Well I just feel like process of elimination, I just feel like it’s, (talking over each other) How many total screams are there gonna be? There’s five screams so that’s gotta be Bobby. Unless Bobby never screams, you ever scream? – Not really, no. – Scream right now like (screams) – It’s more like a yell (yells) – It’s Bobby. – That kinda just sounded (talking over each other) – Bobby, you remember what you did? – I think it was “Don’t get dropped off a ledge” when he was on a chair, and they cut, – Oh yes. – And you fell a little further back, not entirely sure. – We cut the rope and I dropped a little bit, that’s exactly what it is. – Okay, let’s see. – Snip, snip. (yelling) – I need rest. (laughing) – He dropped hard. – “I need a rest” (laughs) – That was like the front wedgie, right there. – Did you get your rest, your beauty rest? – Oh man. – Beauty rest but booty rest for the nether region. – I still feel pain down there. – Did they just make you continue shooting the video in that position? – Oh yeah, they couldn’t get me off. (talking over each other) – I think they is them. – Yeah there’s no turning back at that point. – There’s no one to blame except us whenever we do something horrible, right? – Yeah, well, Bobby probably gets some punishment sometimes. (laughing) – I get some gnarly ones, that’s for sure. This is my cousin. – We are. – Let’s hear another one. Okay, so what? – So we are legally allowed to torture him in the videos and he can’t sue us. – Right, yeah exactly ’cause it’s all in the family. – My family gets so mad. – And Bryan’s my brother in law. – It’s all in the family. Let’s listen to the fourth scream. (screams) – [Recording] Oh no, no, no, no, that’s enough. That’s a freak, enough. – I think that might be Link? – I know exactly– (talking over each other) – Well, but let’s hear it again. – Yeah just to make sure. (screams) – [Recording] Oh no, no, no, no, that’s enough. That’s a freak, enough. – Well I didn’t say, “This is Link” anywhere in there except for you. – It might be me. – He’s got a squeakiness to his voice. – You know where this is from? (talking over each other) – I have no idea. You know speaking of wedgies, it might have been when you were in the wedgie machine, but it seems more… – We only did that once, it seems like you guys just keep wedgie-ing each other. – We’ve taken a little break. – It’s an exclusively wedgie channel. (laughing) – We have so many extra pairs of underwear (laughs) in the office. – We get restricted a lot. – I mean it sounds like something is happening and you know someone, get let up. – I think it is the wedgie. I think it’s the wedgie. – Wedgie machine, what do we got? – [Link] Just connect with me. – [Rhett] Can I get closer? – Connect with me. – [Joey] Oh he’s waxing himself? (Link screaming) – [Link] That’s enough. That’s a freak, enough (laughing) – My eyebrows made a cymbal. – It was like, it’s like I’m trying to hide my pain. (laughing) I wanna see that again. – You don’t know what happened behind that wall. – [Link] I don’t wanna see it again. – [Rhett] Just for the end part. – [Bryan] That end. – Connect with me. (suspenseful music) (Link screaming) – That’s enough, that’s a freak enough. (laughing) – That is so good. – Look at him. (talking over each other) – My eyebrows are like orchestrators. – Yeah, right? – We’re kindred spirits, it seems. – I don’t know what that means, but okay. (crew laughing) – Let’s listen to that last scream. (screaming) (laughing) – Wow, I reloaded for that one. (laughing) – You just gave it away. – You just said, “I reloaded” – That is the most redneck. All right, before we play it again, just picture a dude– – Having fun (laughs) – On a lawn mower that’s been modified. – Having fun, man. – To not mow grass but like, deforest the Amazon. He’s got a big beard, he doesn’t know when to trim it and he’s just screaming at the top of his lungs in joy. – That second one. (screaming) – Sounds like a donkey. – It sounds like it keeps going. – A redneck tea kettle. – It sounds like it was cut short. – “Redneck tea kettle.” – I think that’s you. – It really seems like a happy scream. – We should get them to, – You were doing something. – Who do you think it is? – You were right along something and you just, you said you’re having so much fun. That second wind. – It sounded like I was in pain at first though. I have no guesses. – I’m just gonna say, ’cause we stole this video, crotch corn hole. That’s just a… – Crotch corn hole (laughs) – Possibility. – Yeah, okay, I don’t remember having that much pain. – I really think you got happy. – Yeah, I get happy dude. – It was probably like, oh I thought it was gonna hurt a lot more but it’s not really that bad. – You gotta turn the frown upside down. – We think it’s, what do you think it is? – I have no idea. – I think you’re getting crotch beaned. – Yeah, it’s probably something to do with my crotch. – Like you were getting your beans beaned. – I think you hit me with something and you were just celebrating. – Can we hear it one more time? – Yeah, one more time, I think he had pain. (screaming) – He’s celebrating the whole time, guys. – I don’t know man. – I think that’s what happened. I think he hurt, – I hit you with something? – He has hurt me and he’s just celebrating. – All right let’s just watch it. – [Link] No, no. – Dang. – No, no. (screaming) (laughing) – Squealed like a pig. (laughing) – Did that come under the legs at all? – Wow, did it wrap around the front? – He came from like, under. – No, no, I wouldn’t be here if that were the case, it was all on the booty. That pain hole, we gotta bring, no let’s not bring that back. (laughing) – “We gotta bring that back”, that’s a terrible idea. – Bring the pain hole. – Oh, bring the pain hole back. – Oh my goodness. I’m exhausted, that was emotionally amazing. – If you told me about a pain hole, (mumbles) (laughing) – Where were you gonna go with that? – Just something stupid. – We still have it, if you wanna check it out. – Yeah, we could put you in the pain hole. – [Link] Pick it and stick it with our mythical sticker four pack, available now at mythical.com.

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