(Rooster crows) (roaring) (banging) (wheel clacking) – (clears throat) Welcome to Good Mythical More – Random Disturbing Fact. Be prepared to be disturbed by a random disturbing fact. – Disturb us. – Cows kill more people than sharks do. – How? – Here’s the explanation. Every year five times as many people are killed by cows as sharks. That’s not even counting the deaths caused by beef related health problems. – Okay, this is like literally killed by a cow? – This is just your run of the mill stomping and goring cases. Like, you know what they call that? (mooing) Murder (laughing) – All right, I just feel so bad for cheating that I’ll give ya a courtesy smile. – (laughs) No that was good though. It was good. – Uh yeah. – Yeah people are around cows a whole lot more than they’re around sharks. You know what I’m sayin. – I thought you were gonna talk about me cheating but that’s fine, we don’t need to talk about it. – Yeah you cheated. You’re a cheat. – I feel bad about it. – Yeah well you basically lost. – Because it didn’t work. – Right. – If it worked I’d probably feel good about it. – Let’s bring in our Mythical Team Members. – Okay so we’ve hatched something that we’re calling “The no hands apple chow down challenge” and this is where Mythical Team Members use only their mouths to eat apples and whoever, move those all to the middle guys, slide it that way. – This way? Here? – How you doin sir? – Hey, I like your beard – I like your hair. – The first person to finish their apple. – I didn’t come here to make friends! – Are we gonna be on the side here? – We are friends. – Here we go. – We’re gonna be back here. – Okay got it. – So– – Where do I go? – You know what actually use the chair. – There you go Christine. – Yeah. – Use this chair that I took. (laughing) – Her’s is way bigger than mine. – I know this is not fair. – You be able to get in there? – Yeah, I got it, well I might, here Christine you will block the cameras. – Yes move a little bit. Move a little bit. – Will you sayin you want the big one? – Yeah I want the bigger one. – Something inappropriate. – Okay sure. – It’s who takes the longest right? (laughing) – Sorry Christine. – [Rhett] Whoever takes the longest wins. (grunting) – It’s a race – I have a cramp! Okay. – Okay no hands. – Cramper. – Crampus. – Now before we get into this I just want to get everyone’s hot take on an apple here. (sighs) – It looks like a lot of dust on the top of mine. – Yeah. Same. – I have fake front teeth, so I think I’m gonna win. (gasps) – Can we take the stem off of it? (cross talk) – Can we reposition it? – I like the stem. – You can do what ever you want to as long as it’s with your mouth. – I mean if you want to get the dust off with your shirt or somethin’ before hand that’s fine. – Yeah, give it a little wash. – Yeah (mumbles) – Yeah, I can’t be consuming dust. – We’ve got some sort of, we’ve got towels. – Towel off our apple – But do you, eat apples? – Polish your apple. – Do you like apples? – Like is there an apple – Yeah. – Red delicious is – Yeah. – the worst apple. – It is the worst apple. – It is. – Pink Ladies are so much better. Yeah – Fuji apples are my favorite apple. – I like a nice granny smith, man. – Granny Smith is good, is that the sour apple, the green one? – Sour green apple. – That’s a good one. – Yep – For some reason this is the default apple and I don’t know why. – Because it’s an apple you’d give a teacher. – It looks good. It’s why we have it on camera for you. – It does look good. – There are no G.M.O.s in this right? – Uh – No. (laughing) – Of course not. – Good mythical… – No, these are natural born apples. – God you’re really showin’ everyone that we live in California. All these complaints about apples. (laughing) – For real. – Are there G.M.O.s – We really love apples here. – in these apples? – We love apples. – Are we ready? – Emily’s ready. Her hands are behind her back. – Are these organic? – Three, two, one, eat! – All right, and they’re off. (crunching) Okay, William Hanes seems – Will got he stem off really really fast. – to be de-stemming. (apple dropping and rolling) – Okay, okay – Oh oh oh oh (laughing) – Yeah use that tongue like a snake. – Oh god – Are tryin to like tractor beam it? (crunching) – It’s dry but it’s wet at the same time. (laughing) I don’t understand why. – Don’t worry this desk is very clean. – That nasty – Emily is making some huge strides. – [Rhett] Dang Emily, you got fake front teeth? (mumbling agreement) (laughing) (mumbling) – Christine told me before hand that – I don’t want to eat the apple – she didn’t want to eat the apple. (mumbles) – Get your hands away from your mouth. (laughing) – All right Emily is definitely in the lead. – [Rhett] Oh ho gosh. – Will just dropped his apple on the ground! – [Rhett] Now Will’s got a floor apple. – Disqualified – Oh gosh. – He dropped it twice! – [Rhett] He has to make a decision now. (mumbling) (laughing) – My apple – Will you wipe my mouth? Please someone wipe my mouth, I hate having liquid on my mouth. – Ahhh, maybe you should wipe your mouth. (laughing) – Mmmm, thank you. – My apple’s against the microphone! – All right. I don’t know if that’s cheating but I just dabbed Matt Lieb’s mouth. So I’m willin to dabs anyone’s mouth. (mumbling) Anyone else need a mouth dab? (dropping apples) (rolling) – Hell no. – Oh. (laughing) Come on Emily! You can do this! The sooner you do this! – Now Will has placed – The sooner this is over! – his apple in someone else’s area. – I need a dab, I need a dab. (laughing) (mumbling) – Matt needs a dab. (screaming) – That is my apple Christine. – Sorry. Thank you. (laughing) (coughing) (grunting) – Christine that one is, no that one is mine. – That is mine! – I’m pretty sure that the – This one is mine – smaller one is mine. (laughing) (mumbling) – Wow okay, there’s interesting things happening over here with Christine and will world. (mumbling) – So I’ve heard of bobbing for apples. – Yeah this is not that. – This is the sequel to that… but does that mean it’s better? – This is of you don’t have water. – This is not doing as well in the box office as the original. – Can someone flip it for me? (mumbling) – You want me to dab and flip for you? – You can’t flip, you can flip that is against the rules. – I can’t flip for you. (mumbling) – Now Emily your energy’s waning a little bit, are you okay? – Christine do you want to spit apple out? – Umm hmmm! Can I? – No, that’s cheating! No! – Fine, fine – There’s so much white stuff coming out of yours. What is going on? This is disgusting. – Well Matt’s at the core. – Yeah I ate the seed. (thunking) (laughing) – Christine if you need, – You can eat a fair amount of seeds. – you’re disqualified if you spit it out. – Ahhhhh! (grunting) – How many seeds can you eat before you start growing an apple in your stomach? – Well it’s the cyanide you have to worry about. You know what one apple won’t do anything to you. – You need another dab? – Oh, I, give me a second, okay now it’s good. – He got a little mouth give him some time. – I use my little mouth. – Emily, I feel like you are so close to winning and there is a prize. – What? (mumbling) – There is a dramatically amazing prize. – What! (gruting) – Yes – [Rhett] Emily’s doing a lot of chewing right now. – Christine, that is my apple! Since the beginning, replay the tape! (laughing) (mumbling) – That is my apple! It got switched up during the Twilight Zone! – Well,I did change the apple, but you did say you wanted the bigger one. – But during… (mumbling) – During? – Yeah, un huh. She took my… (mumbling) You said you were cheating so I’m tryin to cheat now too. I didn’t know we could cheat. – No cheating allowed here right. – What is coming out of Emily’s though? That was not in there. – Emily? – Huh? – Do you need a dab? – [Rhett] It’s just because Emily’s not dabbing. (laughing) – I haven’t swallowed any apple. – You haven’t swallowed any apple? – No – You gotta swallow it. – Wow, Lieb’s very close. – Spitters are quitters. – She’s gonna eat it all at the end once it becomes soft. – How much of the apple, do I eat the core? (laughing) – Well you don’t have to but that’s how you win. – I mean, do you want the prize? – I do. (clapping) (laughing) – Yeah! Emily and Matt. It seems to be coming down to the two of them. – But it’s so gross, it’s so gross over here. – Wow, this is so intense! – I have never eaten so much of an apple in my life. – I’m gonna throw up. – It’s good for you. – And you don’t even like Red Delicious. – I don’t. They’re red disgusting. – Oh! It’s so close! – Come on guys, down to the wire. – She’s gonna throw up, I can tell. If she throws up I’m throwing up too. – You’re disqualified if you spit it out! (feet stomping) – Half of her apple is still on the table. – Ugh!… Uh oh! – She’s out! (groaning) She’s out which means… – She’s back, she’s back – I had to, I was choking on it – Matt, Matt (mumbling) – She was choking! – But Matt is almost, I mean he only has just a tiny bit more to go. – What do you mean more? The core? (laughing) – Okay – The cork? Don’t eat the cork! – All right, I think because Emily spit out some apple she’s out, no one else is in contingency. – [Rhett] All right that means Matt Lieb is our winner. – I can’t. – Contention, I should say. – Congratulations! (applause) Your prize… – Another apple! (laughing) – I’m done! I’m done. – It’s a Red Delicious apple. – Thanks so much I’m really excited to have more apple. I think I ate – Enjoy my spit! (groaning) – I think I ate the sticker. (laughing) – You went all in man. – You guys forgot to take the sicker off. – I feel like I have small teeth, it was a rigged game. – That was impressive. – Excuses excuses – Like, I have never eaten this much of an apple I don’t think anyone has ever in the history of apples. – No and how long? That was pretty quick you ate – Well as soon as I heard there was a prize. – Like sucking an apple. – I was like “Oooo I love prizes.” (laughing) (clapping) – I thought it was money! – Yeah, I thought it was money. – Well you can sell that apple. – That’s true, I probably get a good 50 cents for this apple Well, it’s got spit on it. (laughing) – Oh, gross gross gross gross – It was the other apple (mumbles) – Valiant effort all around guys. – [Rhett] You’ll fall in love with our new mythical long sleeve tees available now at MYTHICAL.COM