(rooster crows) (wheel ticks) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. – Random disturbing fact. This is a disturbing fact that’s random. Most $1 bills, 94% of 68 tested dollar notes are harboring bacteria. Of course. – It’s a disturbing fact and it is random. I mean everything everybody touches– – Fecal bacteria, let me add that. – Come on in guys. We’re gonna hear some scary stories. Because they are 75% cotton, 25% linen, they are not very good at transmitting said diseases. So you will not be dying from your cold hard cash any time time soon. (Rhett fake laughs) – Hey guys. – Hey! – You guys got scary stories. – Yeah, yeah, yeah. – Christine, did you snag any candy? – I snagged some, I have my backpack filled of candy now, thank you. – Okay, sorry for slamming the door on your face but you’re early. I mean , it’s like– – Early bird. Today’s um– – Also not a child. – Oh I’ve done Halloween trick or treating well into adulthood. – We have scary stories from these real life people. They don’t just work here, they’re real life people. – Yeah, in real life. – And you have scary things happen to you. – Yeah. – We, our task is to match them to you. Before we do that, I wanna know what each of your favorite Halloween candy is and you don’t have to agree with us. I mean your job’s not in jeopardy. – No, yeah, well now that you say that, Swedish Fish? – Oh okay, wow, wow. – Do you guys like Swedish Fish? ’cause if you like it I love it. – I mean not as much as apparently Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups. – Oh no I can’t, I’m allergic to peanut butter. – Oh, oh, right. – So Swedish Fish is mine. They’re really good, you can put them in the freezer and it makes them really hard to eat and you’re doing a lot of chewing. I like, like a tooth workout. – Oh okay. – It is your favorite? – It is my favorite, yeah. It truly is. – You’re not sucking up to Rhett. – Yeah, tall people like Swedish Fish. They remind us of our– you know, the tall ancestors. – You’re not Swedish. – I’ve got some Scandinavian in me. – Okay. – How much? – Currently? – That’s for me to know. – And us to find out. – Emily, what about you, what’s your favorite candy? – Dots! – Wow! – That was only on our worst. – I like Dots and Dots would have made it past the first round if they were here because I would have– – I only eat them at Halloween though. – That’s the candy version of, I like the Star Wars prequels. (laughing) That’s just a hot take for the sake of a hot take. – No it’s not I like texture of them, I like the chew of them– – It’s similar to Swedish Fish. – The little yellow boxes are so cute. – The boxes are cute. – I like the little boxes but I only buy them on Halloween I don’t buy Dots. I think of it as just a Halloween candy. – Christine? – I like sour candy so I like sour straws or I’m amazed Sour Patch Kids didn’t make it on the board. – That is interesting. – I think that’s an upset. – Jordan? – I’m a Pieces man, I’m a real ET boy. – They do not make them in Halloween size so they were eliminated. – Oooh. – Let’s get to these. Rhett, you wanna do the honors for the first one? – Sure. I lost my mother’s earrings and asked a psychic for help. She said to follow my cat around and I found them in the bottom of a random closet, where the cat hung out. – Seriously? – First of all, this is someone who had borrowed their mothers earrings. – Could be any of us. (laughing) – Could be. – Jordan doesn’t have piercings. – Ah, my mother wore clip-ons. (laughing) – Okay, I mean– – For me this feels like Christine. I think she would see a psychic and follow a cat. Just on what I know about her. – It does sound right. – I would say that. – But the creepy thing is, it seems to have worked, so I can’t wait to ask about that. I was once playing Ouija Board with some friends and when we asked who was there the board spelled out Beezlebub. (laughing) – Really? – And no one knew who he was until after we finished and Googled the name and found out it was the name of The Prince Of Hell. – It’s Beelzebub. – Beelzebub. – There’s something telling in this one. – I said Beel ze bub. – That’s Beelzebub on a Friday. – What is it Jordan? – I was about to help you guys. (laughing) – I thought of something kind of clever and it was gonna be, this is someone who was playing Ouija Board who was of Ouija Board age when Google was available. (laughing) – Could be any of us. – Well that’s not to say a man in his late 30’s can’t hang around and play Ouija Board. So maybe it is me. – But it’s also someone who had knowledge of Beelzebub– – No, it did not. – Not intimate knowledge. – Did not have knowledge. – Somebody in the group, the person who was actually directing where it went wasn’t a demon a demon but was just one of the people playing, that person had a– – One of our– one of their friends. – One of your, so who– – Played a trick. Is what I think happened – Was friends with someone who – Could have been an actual demon too. – Yeah it could have been The Prince Of Hell. – I’m not saying I don’t believe in Ouija Boards but I don’t want to. – So who are you– I mean– – You. Oh you’re not playing? – I think I’m throwing this to Emily. – Oh I was gonna say Matt. – Matt Lieb – Let’s give it to Emily and then we can switch them ’cause I really don’t know. – It was dusk, (laughing) – Oh boy. (laughing) – I’m in, buckle up. – There’s a huge stack of ten cards, uhhh. – It’s a novel. – And I was walking home from the park near my house, oh, park near house huh? – Park walker. – Must be nice. – Park walker. (laughing) – A half naked man started man started chasing me. – Which half? – I ran down the sidewalk screaming until I found an adult. Okay, all right, all right. – Oh gosh. – And grabbed onto his leg while trying to tell him I was being chased by a naked man. Turns out her was just a shirtless dude jogging. – Happy ending. (laughing) – Who saw a guy jogging and assumed that they were being chased by them? – Matt Lieb’s allergic to peanut butter. – Right. – That’s relevant. – Sounds like Jordan to me. – I don’t know what it is. – I think this is Emily. And we need to give Ouija Board to Matt. I feel strongly. – Strongly, okay. – Last one, we can still switch them up. Once I got stuck in a river and almost– my whole body sunk in the mud and I believed I was going to die. Uh, this is scary, so like a quicksand type situation in a river area. Not a desert. (laughing) – Who grew up near rivers? Muddy rivers. Muddy rivers, that’s a southern thing. – It’s also my favorite Blues musician. (laughing) – Muddy rivers. – Muddy rivers is not a southern thing. Muddy rivers is a, where there are rivers, thing. There are rivers everywhere my man. – But they’re muddier in the South. – Are they? (laughing) – That ain’t true. – No they are muddier, at least on the East Coast than they are on the West Coast. – You just talking about the Delta. – No I’m saying like, a river like the Cape Fear River because the mountains are older on the East Coast. The Appalachians are a lot older than The Rockies, so the Rocky is usually cleaner water than the stuff coming out of the Appalachians. – We actually have a couple soil samples that we’re gonna test today. – I don’t think this is Jordan so after I hand it to him how are we gonna switch this? I feel– – I feel like Emily got stuck in a river and I feel like Jordan ran from a jogging dude but I don’t– you feel strongly that she ran from a jogging dude. – Do they have rivers in Canada, Christine? – Oh you betcha. – All right let’s switch ’em. Emily and Jordan. Switch it up. Okay, Matt. – You already saying this wasn’t you, I saw– I saw you shaking your head. – So uh– – So we need to switch. – I wasn’t saying anything of any kind. – He was shaking his head no man. – But are you asking? – Yeah. – Nah. – See. – This aint me. Nope, no, no. – Which one’s you? – I was the one who ran from the naked man. (laughing) and I don’t appreciate that y’all making assumptions about kids who live near park, all right? Sometimes you live near a park, I thought everyone lived near a park. Is that like an upper class thing? – And you hugged the leg of another man? – Well he was an adult who was wearing clothes, so I was like, he’s probably not tryna chase me. – How old were you? – I was like in elementary school, so fifth grade or something. – That is too big to be hugging men’s legs! – I was a smaller fifth grader, I didn’t have my growth spurt ’til later. – What time of day was– – It was dusk! – Dusk! – Sorry! – Everybody knows that, Christine! – I specifically wrote dusk. – Emily, are you the river woman? – I am not the river woman. – Dang it! (laughing) – I’m not. – Who are you? – This is me. I’m the cat lady. – You’re cat psychic? – Yeah well I lost, they were like my great grandmothers amethyst earrings and my mother had them and I borrowed them and I knew I was gonna lose them and then I just looked everywhere and as a last resort there was this psychic next door at a coffee shop and I was like, whatever, I’ll try anything. She goes, “Follow your cat around”. – Did you have to pay the psychic for that info? – No but I did get a picture of my aura. – Oh okay. – You didn’t pay the psychic? – No, she was just there and I just was like telling her I was like, I was gonna buy other amethyst earrings there, they had other ones I was like, I’ll just replace them – So she just like talked herself out of a sale? She used her psychic powers? – I bought a picture of my aura! – Oh okay. – I was a patron. – I think when people don’t pay she just says, follow your cat around. (laughing) – But you did and you found the earrings. – Yeah. – That seems pretty creepy. – They were in a little baggie and they were like in the back of this closet that I had not gone into. – Wow. – The cat just like, I don’t know maybe they fell on the ground, the cat was playing with the little satchel and like brought it in there, I don’t know. – I don’t know, am I supposed to believe you? – It’s what happened, it could be like cats mess with your stuff all the time. – Do you go to psychics now because of this? – Heck no. – So wh– Christine, you were the Ouija Board. – Oh yeah baby. (laughing) I feel like anyone who went to Catholic school has dabbled a lot in Ouija Boards, no, yeah? I played a lot of Ouija Boards. – I would that Catholics would be less likely because of it’s wicked connotations. – No but that’s why they’re into it. – Makes it scandalous. – Right, right, right, ’cause it’s forbidden, right. – This did truly happen, I’m assuming that was one of my friends but we were all the time like, oh my god it’s real. – Beelzebub. All right so you were– you quicksanded in a river bed. – Yeah I’ve always wanted to go tubing and I got together some friends to go tubing on the Kern River. – The Kern River see, it’s not southern! – Yeah in the South. – The south of Central California. (laughing) – South Central California. – And everybody bailed the day of, so I went by myself. And I tubed by myself and it was a lovely experience but then the river stopped and I got– and I’m like, well I need to get out of this, what is now a lake. Because I was still– – Lake Isabella. – As soon as I– maybe that was it. And as soon as I stepped out I sank up to my waist in mud and I had to like crawl out to the side of the road and hitch hike back to the little town. I don’t have my phone either. – Well Jordan, next time everybody bails on you going tubing, call me. And I’ll tell you not to go. (laughing) – Don’t tube by yourself. – Yeah, solo tubing. Not a good idea. – Remember that video game Tubing? – Yeah and you throw– threw soda cans at like birds. – It was awesome. (laughing) – I did that I-R-L, just hurling Dr Pepper’s at birds. – You did it in a tube? You’d be throwing stuff from a tube? – Yeah tubing. – In the game. – You’re drinking cans of beverages. – It was an arcade game, it was great. – Great Chuck E Cheese game. – Check it out! – Tubing. – Where’s that reboot? Someone reboot Tubing. – I want to see Tubing the movie. – [Rhett] It’s been a while so we’re dropping new styles, Prime members get free shipping on our latest releases at Amazon.com/Mythical.