(rooster crows) (lion roars) – Okay, here we go. – Boy, you are perfectly haloed in that wheel. – I love this wheel. – Welcome to Good Mythical More. – Merchicality! We love it when y’all rep that merch. This time’s winner is Ryan Crell. Congrats, you win a $30 Mythical.com gift card. – Nice, you add to your merch collection. Okay Adam, we’re gonna play a game called Queen or Sheen. – Ah. – And what could that mean? – You got these nice paddles. – Well, it means we’re going to read a quote and then we have to guess whether or not– – Yas, Queen. – A queen said it. Like the queen in a storybook. Or Charlie Sheen. – Okay. – [Stevie] A queen in a storybook. – A queen in a storybook! – Yeah. – Stevie. – As opposed to a historical queen, right? I got your back man. – Could it be a historical queen? – [Stevie] It could be any. It could be any queen. – Do you know what’s weird is that Charlie Sheen came to a Queen concert this last summer. – Queen and Sheen? – Two worlds colliding. – And it wasn’t the beginning of a joke. – Pew, yeah. – Did you hang out? – I met him afterwards, yeah. He was really nice. He brought his daughter. – You have an advantage. – Charlie Sheen came to see Queen and he wasn’t mean? – Wasn’t mean? He was very sweet. Swean. (Rhett laughs) – He was very swean. – And I can’t belean. (men chuckle) – Let’s play this geam. (Adam laughs) Let’s play this geam. – I got the stack here. Here’s a quote. Look at me, look at my face. It’s the last thing you’ll see before you die. – Oh, so it could be said by Charlie Sheen playing a role as well? – That sounds like something in a movie, right? Like something kinda dumb? – When you talked to the Sheenster did it seem like you could’ve been in a movie at that moment? – No, he was very chill. – He was very chill. – I mean, I think he’s really sober. – Okay. – Yeah, yeah, yeah. – So he’s like very clear headed. Very balanced. He was very kind. – Okay, but we could pull from any era of Sheen. – Right, right. This could be any Sheen. – Look at me, look at my face. It’s the last thing you’ll see before you die. Let’s give our answer. I’ll count down. – [Stevie] To clarify, it’s Charlie Sheen from any time period but it is Charlie Sheen. It’s not Charlie Sheen playing anyone. – Oh. – So he said this in real life. – [Stevie] Yes, but it’s from any– – What’s the quote again? – He may have said that in private. – Look at me, look at my face. It’s the last thing you’ll see before you die. – I think that’s a queen. – All right. – That’s gotta be a queen. I’m on the yas queen. – I don’t know why, but I believe that he said it. Sheen. – [Stevie] That is Queen Cersei Lannister from Game of Thrones. – Oh, this is a Game of Thrones quote? – Bam. Yas queen. – There’s queens in that Game of Thrones. – Who did she say that to? – The person that she kills. – [Stevie] I do not have that information. – Yeah when did that? – I can’t remember. – I’m trying, I can’t remember it either. But it sounds like something she would say wouldn’t it? – Tyrion, yeah, yeah. That sounds right to me. – No, I think she said it to the other baby dragon that she killed that no one knows about. – Adam. – Yeah? – You do the honors. – My turn, okay. Defeat is not an option. She is an absolute traitor and she must be banished. She will be living under a bridge toothless and confused. – Wow. Quite wordy, this queen. Or Sheen. Put it up there for reference. – This sounds like something a queen would say. – Banished? Yeah. – How could Charlie? What context would he be saying this? – Twitter. (Adam laughs) – His kingdom. – This has gotta be a queen. – I’m going with Sheen. I think the Sheenster said this. – [Stevie] This is Sheen. – (laughing) Yes. – Really? – Do we know the context? – Yeah, when? – [Stevie] Let’s not talk about the context for that one. – Okay, all right. Moving on, moving right along. – Wow. That sounds sensitive. Deep. – I think it just means that Stevie doesn’t know the context. (men laugh) – But that was a great deflection. – Rhett. – I get to read too? Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words. Imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists. – You know what makes fire breathing fists? Tiger blood. (Adam laughs) You know he was big into tiger blood. – Tiger blood was good. – Back in the day? – I loved tiger blood. – He said. You know why this is a great game? I don’t have to point this out to you guys back there. Because Charlie Sheen says things that a queen would say. (crew laughs) I mean. That’s what makes it such a good game. It’s all becoming so clear. – Imagine what I would’ve done with my fire breathing fists. I actually can’t imagine a queen saying that. Only Sheen. But I’ve been wrong every time so I’m going against my instincts and saying queen. – I think this is queen again. – I think it might be Charlie Sheen. ‘Cause the words and Twitter. – Yeah, right. – I don’t know, maybe. Maybe I’m wrong. – Fire breathing fists. – [Stevie] This is Sheen. – It was Sheen? Dang it. What’s the context for that one? – I love the way he talks. – [Stevie] It’s a little confusing. But basically he on his unanswered challenge for the Two and a Half Men creator to fight him in a MMA brawl. And that was what he said. – His unanswered challenge, unanswered. – Oh, during that whole meltdown, right. – Yeah, yeah. When he was challenging people. – They’re trying to destroy my family, so I take great umbrage with that. And defeat is not an option. – Didn’t one of the other quotes say defeat is not an option? – Defeat is not an option was in there as well for something else. Yeah, I think that might be Sheen’s go to phrase. – Would he say umbrage? – It’d be hard for him. – Feels like a period film, doesn’t it? – I can’t, I can’t hear him saying umbrage. You’re right. – I don’t know. – He’s well read. – He does kind of write in fairy tale rhymes. – Yeah, he does. I’m going with the Sheenster. – I’m just gonna do this. – I think it’s a queen. If I went against my instincts I would say Sheen. But that doesn’t work. So I’m going with queen. – Interesting. – [Stevie] It’s Sheen. – Yeah, umbrage. – He said umbrage, guy. – Umbrage. – Defeat is not an option, that’s what you have to go with. He said that in another quote. – And I think we’re learning that there’s no limit to Charlie Sheen’s whimsy. – Yeah, yeah. (Rhett laughs) – He’s kinda like. Whimsical. – Umbrage. – There’s no limit to Charlie Sheen’s whimsy. Sounds like something Adam Lambert would say. – That’s an Adam Lambert quote. (men laugh) All right. – Did you say that to his face when you met him? – Do you talk to your mother that way? You have no idea who you’re dealing with. You wanna show? I’ll give you a show. Back up and get ready for the main event. – Ooh. – Oh. That sounds like a Disney queen. – I can’t tell the difference anymore between what Charlie Sheen would say. (crew laughs) It all sounds the same. – I’m experiencing a level of disillusionment (Adam laughs) heretofore. – Heretofore. – Umbraged. – I don’t think the Sheenster would resort to something as bland as get ready for the main event. – Maybe he’s more like– – Yeah, he would say get ready for umbrage. – I’m pretty sure this is Sheen. I’m feeling flame fisted on this one. – This is queen all the way. – [Stevie] It’s Susan Sarandon as Queen Narissa from the 2007 film Enchanted. – Good work guys. – There you go. – Yas queen. – I can spot bad writing anywhere. – Susan Sarandon. ♪ Yes queen ♪ – Susan Sarandon. (Adam laughs) – I’m sure she gave it a little bit more weight than I gave it. – You don’t get STD’s from blood oaths. You get STD’s from dirty toilet seats and drinking the water in Mexio. – This is Sheen all day. I mean, he said blood oaths. He said blood, blood. Only he talks about blood. In the way that he does. – I don’t know if there’s a queen that’s been talking about drinking the water in Mexico. – Unless it’s a queen. Like, hey queen. You know, maybe it’s not a royal queen. Maybe it’s like a queen. (Rhett chuckles) – Right. I feel like it gotta go with Sheen on this though, I mean. – I think you’re right. – We agree for once. – [Stevie] It’s actually Scream Queen Chanel Oberlin played by Emma Roberts on the TV show Scream Queens. – Mm-hmm, yeah. – Dammit. – You know what? – Dammit. – You guys. – This is a hard game. – Rhett you got four, Adam you got three. I’m going for the negative Queen Sweep. – Okay. – Which, Queen Sweep what’s happening? (Rhett laughs) – My mic. – We have a thing on the show called a Queen Sweep and it’s when you get everything right. Oh did your mic just come out? – I’m getting like yanked and ganked. – Just stick it somewhere. – Yeah. Welcome to Good Mythical Morning. Get yanked and ganked. (Adam pops tongue) It’s another episode of GMM. If you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body. Wow. – We’ve learned enough about Sheen to know that he would say something like that. – If you try what you will die? Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body. – If you come at Sheen. If you come at Sheen that’s the kind of thing that will have happen to you. – He’s saying this in an interview? – I could see him saying it on Twitter. – Yeah. – It really was. There was a time. – He was doing a lot on Twitter. – Yeah, yeah, yeah. – But I can’t tell anymore. I think this is a toss up. This is like a 50/50 coin toss moment. – [Stevie] Okay, here’s the whole quote which will give you the answer. I’m on a drug, it’s called Charlie Sheen. (Rhett laughs) It’s not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body. – Yeah. – Welp. – Yep. – I’m happy. – I just have to go like this. Like, just like a. – I finally got a point. – [Stevie] This one’s worth two points. It’s the last one. – You can tie it up, Adam. – I’m happy that Sheen is pulling it together if, you know. – He was really nice. – But I’m still kinda sad to hear that. Because it’s like– – This is entertaining. – These catch phrases are amazing. – Yeah. – You can still say it. – And now we have Trump, so. – That’s a good point. – Exactly. – Good point. – One train wreck to the next. – [Rhett And Link] Yeah, yeah. – There’s not better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap. (Adam laughs) – That is genius. – First of all, first of all. That is true. – No better feeling. ’cause it’s like– – Man, I would love a warm pizza box. – You know you’re about to eat the pizza but you’re already experiencing the crotch warmth of the pizza. – And if it’s on your lap you know you’re not gonna share it at all. (Adam laughs) – Yeah, it’s like woo. – This is for me. – Mine. – That is brilliant. – I think a queen said it though. Oh, this is good though. We need to disagree so there’s a chance. – [Stevie] This was said by Doug Heffernan played by Kevin James AKA The King of Queens. – Yeah! – Oh. – Kevin James. – Good one. – Whoo! – Yeah, he’s a brilliant man. – Do I win a warm pizza box on my lap? – [Link] Need your arms covered? We got ya covered, Mythical and GMM long sleeved tees are available now at Mythical.com.