(rooster crows) (lion roars) (wheel spins) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. And thank you for participating in our “if we all like the video, what will happen?” experiment. I’m very curious about that. – We have entered a new selfie and it is called “the crotch face.” – Oh, goodness. I don’t think a selfie should involve an actual crotch, but if a crotch were in your face. – How about if it’s just – – I think it’s more. – If you’d look at your crotch. – I think if this were a crotch. – Oh, but I can’t do that because I’m holding, I’m taking the selfie. – How about the both of us? We’ll both be in one crotch. (off-screen laughs) – Okay. – Crotch face. – Hey, we invented something new today! Now let’s bring in Will and Aubrey! – And let’s invent something else new. Push it. – Push it real good. – Come on in, guys. Now, howdy. – Hello. – We gotta make it tight. – Just gotta squeeze right in. – You guys like Cheez-Its? – There’s a little more room. – Do I like Cheez-Its? – Oh I feel like I struck a chord. I struck a cheese chord. – Aubrey, you like Cheez-Its? Well you get to choose which ones you like the most. – I’m going for the extra toasty. – I’ve never even had those. – Ooh. – Will, what about you? – Can I try one? – I want the pepper jack, for sure. – All right, you got the pepper jack. – I didn’t know this existed. – So we’re gonna try to see who can stack Cheez-Its the highest. You can build them in any way you want. There’s no time limit. You can hold and say, “okay, this is my height.” And I think it has to stay standing for at least a count of five? Like five seconds? At that point, we’ll measure it. And then if other contestants get kinda rowdy and they knock down someone else’s tower. – Which people will do. – Who knows who would do that? It still counts. – No table shaking. – No table shaking. What about arm shaking? Can I push somebody’s arm as they’re about to put it on top? – Do you think that would be fair, Will? – I’m gonna give you the ruler. – Me? – And you can also be the enforcer of the rules. – Okay, great. – Hold up, what about? – Just feel that ruler. – I feel like you might have an advantage with it. – That is a metal ruler. – It’s real, it’s real. – I’m not saying she’s gonna use it on any of us. – I think she’s got an advantage with extra tools. – But I’m afraid. – Because these are kinda buttery. Okay. – Anybody stack Cheez-Its before? – Aw man, I used to stack Cheez-Its my entire childhood. – Yes. – Really, okay. – The whole time? – Yeah, that was my nickname in high school. Cheez-It stacker. – (laughs) Yeah, ’cause it wasn’t mine. (all laugh) – Yeah because yours had more of an innuendo. All right, so, okay. – I was the cracker stacker back in high school. – I’m just doing a, yes, I’m just making a pile. Now I can hedge my bets and say that you guys can’t hold anything that you’re gonna want to go with. – Well, I didn’t come here to make friends. – That’s my height. – You’re gonna just go with that pile? – That’s it? – No, I’m just thinking out loud. – Yours have bigger holes in the middle, though. I don’t know if that’s an advantage, but. – The original? – You’re at, like, two and a half inches. I feel like. – I think you got structural integrity advantages with toasty Cheez-Its. That’s all I’m gonna say. I want to say it one time. – So originals are thicker. – But I’m gonna be thinking it the whole time. – It’s ’cause they were left a little bit longer. So they’ve got a little more strength. – It’s like a brick that’s been baked. – That’s right. – I think I’m gonna win this. – There’s bubbles that make this difficult. Maybe I shouldn’t start with one that’s so bubbly. – Oh, don’t use the bubbly ones. Eat those. – You know Cheez-Its used to have three hole in them. – What are the other two holes for? – Aubrey, don’t believe him. – What universe is that in? – Exactly. – The hole universe. I will never go back there again. – The one in his brain. He lives. – That’s where I live. – They’re so good, though, aren’t they? – They’re the best. – Oh, yeah. Even the pepper jack. – You know, and if you understand that Cheez-Its are actually not squares, but slightly rectangular, it’ll help you. – Now I’ve got shaky hands. – Me too. – That’s actually pretty steady. – You need more fiber. – Yeah, I got shaky hands. – Look, her hands are shakier than mine. – Seen Blazing Saddles? (all laugh) – Mine’s actually pretty firm, now. Firm’s probably not the right word. What’s the right word? Steady. – Steady. You are shaky though, I’ll admit it. – It’s starting to shake, see. – What’s that mean about you? – Blood flow, man. High blood flow to the extremities. – Oh, gosh. – You’re not seriously trying with one single stack, are you? – It’s an efficient stack. Everyone counts. – I just bombed my own tower. Oh, gosh. – I am building a wall. – So I know that you guys have. – I’ve got structural issues already. – Am I allowed to take a Cheez-It off? – Sure. – If it’s a little. – You can do anything you want. Until you lock in and then you have to count. – I’ve got like a serious stack problem here in the back. It’s already creating big problems for me. – My hands are just shaky. – It’s almost like I need to find a Cheez-It that’s like half a Cheez-It. – You gotta get that one. – I still want to eat it, though. – I’ll get it. – I don’t know what you guys do on these floors, though. – Well. – Yeah, I would not eat off of this floor. – You’ve watched this show. – You got one right here, Link. – (laughs) No. – I would never choose toasty to eat. – I actually think that Link might have the right idea. – Have you tried toasty? – May I please? – Absolutely. – I’ve been wanting to ask this entire time. – I can’t even keep my four together. – (gags) I’m just kidding. – You don’t like it? Having not had a normal. – Link, I think you got the right idea. – I’m getting stressed. – I’m winning right now, I’ll tell you that. – I’m going to your technique because the four tower technique proved insufficient. – Oh, man. – Frustrating. – I don’t prefer the extra toasty, Aubrey. – That’s disappointing. – I think I reached my limit just now. – They’re the best kind. Look, they say “number one requested Cheez-It flavor.” – You gotta get real flat when it started. – Were there some in the original Cheez-Its that happen to be extra toasty? And that’s how you knew that you wanted more of them? – Yeah, it’s like when you get an extra crispy fry. – I think so. Yeah. – You know the places that now you can order your fries extra crispy. You can specify. For instance, Wingstop, not a sponsor, they got really good fries and you can get them extra crispy. You can also get your wings extra well-done. Which I don’t do. – I don’t go to Wingstop. – Why? You don’t like Rick Ross? – I know, right? It’s a scam. They want you addicted to that chicken. I’m not falling for it. Unless they want to sponsor me, then in that case, I love it. – What happened, Link? – My tower fell because. – I told you, man. It’s a bad idea to do the single stack. – It’s really hard. – So what are you doing? – The single stack. (laughs) (gasps) – I mean look at that, just as soon as I get to a place where I’m a little bit happy, oh yeah, there you go. – That’s what I said to my therapist. – That’s what you do, you can reinforce it. – Oh, no. – That’s what she tells me. – You got to a place where you were happy. – Oh! – Then something happens and you’re not happy? – Having problems? – See this is. – No. – Someone’s blowing a fan. Chase is blowing a fan at me. – [Chase] Sorry. – Ugh. My hands are getting shakier ’cause I’m getting stressed. – I know it. – This is not fun! If you’re thinking about having a fun night on the town, don’t involve Cheez-It stacking. – Do you want some help? – No! – I think there’s a limit. There’s a limit. You can’t do this. You guys are lying. – Well I’ve never done it before. You know what I’m gonna do? New technique. – New technique? Me too. – There are Instagram videos where people can miraculously stack things and I love those videos. People have these delicate touch. – Ooh. Oh, I though I had just figured out, no. – Have you seen any of those? Where it’s like a rock on a coat hanger on someone’s divorce papers, dangling from existence, and then it’s like a balanced mobile. – I don’t have Instagram. – From the bottom up. – What do you call when somebody balances rocks. You go out to a national park. – You might want to lock in here. – I know, but I feel like I can do one more. – A karn. Isn’t that called a karn? – A karn. – You hikers out there. The rock stackies. – [Producer] We’re looking it up. I think we know this. – Whatchu know about this? – [Producer] I’m a lesbian! We know about this. – You shoulda locked in. – I got this. – I’m not doing too bad right now. – I just figured this out. – Oh! I’m sweating all over my places. – Every one counts. This is a half. – All right, all I’m focusing on right now is locking in. I gotta get something that’s competitive, and then I’m locked in. – [Producer] Did you guys know that the record to beat, the mythical record to beat is Chase’s record of 36. – Did he measure it, though? – I’ll believe it when I see a picture of it. – It was a square. He started with a square. – I know, but. – All right, if I can get this one on there, I’m locking in. – Okay. – This madness has to end for me. – I’m almost. – This sucks! – Oh! – I’m like losing my mind. I don’t believe you can actually do this now. – This time, I’m losing my mind. – I regret the extra toasty. It’s too bubbly. – I’m shaking so much now. – I know. – They want to see your. – Wait, are we on team? – Yeah, let’s be on a team. – Yeah, we’re on the same team. – Will and I are on a team. – Yeah, we’re on the team. – We’re tag team, we’re gonna add ours up. – Yeah, we’re gonna add ours up. – I’m doing pretty good. – Okay, we can do that. I think we’ll win. – I think so, too. – Okay. – You better keep going. – I think I’m good. I’m confident. – I’m gonna tempt fate. – Y’all ain’t gonna take these from me after, are you? – You can have those. – No, see, I can’t add anymore. It’s gonna fall. – Okay. – Gah! – Let’s measure. – And game. – One, two, three, four, five. – Okay. – I got about 19 right here. – Mine is two inches. – All right, now you gotta tell me what mine is. Aubrey? – Well, you are at, I can’t. Two and a half? Oh, does that count? – So, Rhett. – It just fell. – You gotta beat two and a half. ‘Cause Will’s didn’t beat mine. – [Will] Mine is just right over five inches. – Using a different scale? – In another universe. – So that’s not over, right? That’s not over two and a half? – Oh, no, no. – It was until it broke! – It’s like two. – All right, Rhett. – It’s like mine. – All right, Rhett, you gotta, this has gotta be it. – This is your last one, Rhett. – It’s do or die. I’m going home with the stacking win. – We’ll do it live. – Once you start – (bangs) (laughs) He threw a tantrum, which means. – We’re gonna do it live. – I win the stacking game. Mr. Shaky Hands himself. – I mean. – Who’da thunk it? – If hers hadn’t fallen moments ago. – It would’ve been close. – Rematch. – You suck the least of four suckers. – [Link] Keep us close to your heart with our mythical necklaces, available now at Mythical.com. – [Rhett] That’s a surprise, what? Necklaces.