(rooster crows) (lion growls) (wheel clicking) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. – Look at that. Gifticality. – Look at there! – We’re donating $1000 to Scholarship America to aid in their mission to develop leading scholarship solutions and help students fulfill their college dreams! Please join us in giving at http://www.scholarshipamerica.org – Right, thank you for being your mythical best. Our mission is to determine the most satisfyingly crunchy crunch of one of the top chip brands. – So, we’re kinda going with the best selling chips. – Off the shelf. – Another, in fact, don’t you remember (fingers snap) there was a brand of chips that came out (fingers snap) in the 80’s or 90’s called Kruncher’s or something like that? You know what I’m saying, they came in a– – O’Boisies? – No, no, no, no. They were called, I know you know this ’cause we would go to the parties and somebody would be like, “I’ve got ’em, they’re Krunchers.” Wha… (fingers snap) What are they, they were, before Kettle chips (fingers snap) and they were even crunchier than super crunchy chips. Somebody look this up, I’m going to go crazy – What’s the crunchiest chip from the 90’s? – Was it called, like Krunchers? – [Woman] Kruncher’s with a K? – Yes, Kruncher’s (claps) with (claps) a K, You remember those! – I remember that! – Are they gone now? – [Woman] No, it looks like they exist. – They were unbelievably crunchy. Way crunchier than any of this. – Can you pull it up on the screen there? – What I was getting at is that sometimes people make a chip, and the whole purpose of the chip is just to have a crazy crunch. We’re just gonna see which ones of these normal chips have crazy crunches. – Well, the most satisfying crunch. – Or the best crunch, so– Oh, jalapeno was the best flavor. – Oh yeah. – Jalapeno Krunchers, my momma brought them home one day. – Oh yeah. Do you know what this is? This was a kettle cooked chip, before people knew what kettle cooked was. – Yes, too early, before its time. – Yes, it was before its time, you’re right. – Jalapeno is also an edgy fruit. (laughing) – Now I got you a– – [Both] A foldie. – Because I think that that’s gonna give us the best crunch. – Well it’s a double crunch. It’s a little unfair. ‘Cause it’s not exactly a representative of an entire bag. (bag crinkles) – I can’t even find another foldie. Oh, there’s one, there’s a foldie. – I feel like I need a reggie as well. – There’s a foldie and there’s a reggie. A reggie-o. Now you wanna try to do, you wanna try to do the Fire Marshall Bill? – You can. – ‘Cause that’s a good way to test a crunch. – I wanna test a crunch– – If you wanna test and see how much it crunches. – in its natural habitat. I’m gonna start with the normie. (chip crunches) – Ooh. Now I listened to your crunch. I wanna give you the opportunity to listen to mine. – All right. (chair squeaks) – That’s the chair. Your chair’s gotta stop moving. Your chair’s gotta stop moving. – Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. (chip crunches) (people laughing) – You kinda took out most of the crunch in your first bite. – Yeah. – Interesting. (chip crunches) – Foldie. (chip crunches) Okay. – I wouldn’t call it crunchy, I would call it crispy. – Me too. Let me give you a foldie. (chip crunches) – There’s no resistance in a Lays. It completely lays down and lets you take it. – Yeah. ♪ Lay it down and ♪ This is gonna be an ASMR video if we don’t watch out. All right, we’re done. – What do you want next? – We know these are gonna be so crunchy. – So, do we want to save it? – I think we need to save that. – Let’s go to Pringles. – The thing is, is it the most satisfying crunch? – Let’s go to Pringle Town. – Now at the risk of sounding stupid, for the first time today, I wanna ask you something and I want your honest answer. – We should probably only open one box. – Okay, well then we’ll save these. – It’s not really a box, I know. It’s a jar. – I want you to answer honestly. I don’t want you to just say what would be smarter than what I’m gonna say. Deal? – Deal. (laughing) – I did not realize until like two weeks ago that Pringles were formed chips from chip scraps. – You thought it was a big, long potato that had been sliced perfectly? – I had never thought about it and I just without thinking about it just thought that it was a certain way that the potato was cut that gave it that surface. – And you thought it was normal that they were all that exactly the same? – I didn’t think about it that much. – Well, I mean, you know what? Maybe most people don’t know. I mean who thought they were just– – I’m asking you, man. – Who thought they were straight up potatoes? Look I mean, a good number of people. – [Woman] Basically only Davin. (man laughing) – Nah, Kristen and– – I always imagined a chip, a thin chip paste like going into a mold. – Yeah. – But that’s what makes me like it. – [Woman] Pringles always remind me of someone that takes a potato chip, chews it up, spits it out, and then dries it out. – Into a form. I just never thought about it. And now that I have realized that, I don’t eat ’em anymore. I’m not gonna eat ’em right now. – Lemme just give a couple of votes, and reasons for Pringles, okay? – They taste like – First of all, – they’ve been chewed up too. – If you ignore what we just said, a single chip has a lot of crunch, as I just demonstrated a second ago. But because of the uniformity which you do not get with a typical chip, you can easily double, triple, quadruple to your heart’s content, which adds triple crunch as in this case. (chip crunches) – A lot of mess too. See but I can hear the particles. It’s like chewing sand. (people laughing) – But you liked them before you knew that. – I know, but– – What if I could convince you it was just one really long cylindrical potato? (laughing) – Choppy, choppy, choppy, choppy, choppy? – A GMO potato. – No, man, and I think it disintegrates in your mouth. You get the one chip. You had five of ’em, and it still, in that second bite, it was nothing but just like– – I like them. I like the crunchiness, because you’re so in control of it. – I think these, (bag crinkles) these Ruffles, (bag crinkles) Ooh, this is tough. Now you can get a foldie on a Ruffle too. Here’s a foldie. Here’s a, all right, see listen up. (chip crunches) – Oh, it has a deeper sound. Did you hear how much deeper that was? It was like biting into a Lays and then putting it in slow motion. – That’s ’cause I opened up my throat. – Listen. (chip crunches) That’s two or three times as deep of a sound. – Is it deeper? – Oh, by the Lays, Lays just makes harmony with the Ruffles. Listen. – Let’s go harmonize? – Chip harmony. (chips crunching) – Hear how high that was and how low that was? ♪ Daddy ate bass ♪ ♪ Momma sang treble ♪ (laughing) Or Momma ate treble. – Do it again. Let’s harmonize agan. Let’s do a reverse harmony. (bag crinkles) Has anyone ever done this? – Chip harmony. – Is this a new thing? I think we’re introducing it to the world. – Did we invent this? – Yeah, I think we are, yeah. – Chip harmony. – Chip harmony. – Two different chips, eaten in unison, harmonizes them. – Chip Harmony now opening for Fifth Harmony. (laughing) You see those two guys come out before Fifth Harmony and chew and eat chips. (laughing) – Yeah. – Yeah, man, chip harmony. – I’d buy a ticket for that. – I’m gettin’ that t-shirt. (chips crunching) ♪ Daddy ate bass ♪ ♪ Momma ate tenor ♪ – All right. – Okay. – Ruffles has a– – Ridges. – More of a crunch. I think Doritos is gonna blow both of ’em out of the water. – Ruffles is in the lead right now. (bag crinkles) Oh man. Hoooo! – Good morning, chip people. Now look, I think we need full chips. (chips clatter) – Close enough. – This is so American of us. Just reachin’ in and just throwin’ away chips that aren’t full triangles. – We’re like food snobs. – We’ll eat those later. – Food snobs. – Just doing if for effect, I’ll eat it all. – That’s easy to believe. – Here we go. – So this is Chip Unison. This is nothing. This is two guys eating chips. – This is like two lead singers. Like our first band. – Right. – Until I decided one of us needs to play guitar. (laughing) – Right. All right, let me listen to ya. (chip crunches) – Oh, hmm, mm-hmm. – It’s agressive. I like it. – A lot of chip in there. Lot of crunch. All right, listen to this. (chip crunches) – Wow. It’s like it came from the back of your mouth and ended in the front of your mouth. – The sound wave kinda had a funnelly– – Let’s see if I can do that. (chip crunches) Mmmm. – That’s something you would record and put on a sound effect package. Crunchin’ a chip. That sounds like the type of chip that you’d wanna download and put in your iMovie. – Do you know that every sound that contributed to Bobby McFerrin’s “Dont Worry Be Happy” was just him eating a chip? – Different chips. – Different crunch of a chip. A lot of people don’t know that. – I did know that. (chip crunches) – That joke would have killed in ’98. (people laughing) – Now listen to this. We’ve found the most satisfying crunch so far. (bag crinkles) Sssssh. – I’m sorry. – Don’t make me pull it out. – Did you ever listen to that whole album? The Bobby McFerrin ablbum? – Who are you looking at? I’m not enough for you anymore? (people laughing) – I know you’ve heard it. – I haven’t. The whole Bobby McFerrin album, that “Don’t Worry, Be Happy?” is on? – Yeah. – What is it, just more? – [Woman] We could do a special react video on the Society where we don’t get flagged for things. It’s just you guys listening to the entire album. – Yeah, it’ll blow your freaking mind, man. (man laughing) – We can make that the next livestream. ’cause I guess it would take about 50 minutes. – I think it’s shorter than that. – Well, whatever. Join the Mystical Society now if you wanna see us do a Bobby McFerrin listening party. (laughing) We gotta check this out. ♪ Da doom be dop, be doom ba wapa ♪ No, that’s a– – That’s Rockafellow, – No, that’s Lion King. All right, listen to this. Last one, then we’re moving on to that, don’t worry. (chip crunches) – That one was weak. I think you got a runt. – A runt? (laughs) Like the baby, the smallest one? (woman laughs) – But Doritos are in the lead, right? (bag crinkles) – Definitely. – Now let’s see if that Kettle is gonna do it for us. – Do not purchase if bag is open or torn. Sometimes you want chips so bag, bad that you just, (laughing) you gon’ get, you gon’ buy– – I want them chips so bag! – I’mma buy an open bag! (laughing) – I’m not gonna lie to you, I have gotten home before, and something like peanut butter or something has not had the lid on fully, and I’ve been like, “Man, I’m not going back to the store.” And I just eat it. – There’s a lot of foldies in here. This is Krunchers, man. This is what you were worried about. – Krunchers is way crunchier than this. – I want you to listen to– This is a, look at that. – That’s just like a four-leaf clover right there. This looks like a damn seashell. (laughing) Look at that, it folds over itself so many times it looks like a ear. – Yeah. – It looks like somebody’s ear, like they fried someone’s ear. – Is there another one like that? I mean that’s a pretty good find. – You know what, I want you to have that one. – I can’t do that. – Take it. – I can’t accept it. – Take it, I want you to have it. – Okay. – I already found another one. Look at this, right here, it’s the other ear. – Wow! – They fried both this guy’s ears! (woman laughing) – All right, let’s do this together, Bugle boy. (chips crunching) Oh, oh, oh, man! This is the last performance of Chip Harmony tonight. (laughs) – We got to take a nap! We cannot keep up this pace! – We can’t come back onstage after that. – No encore! (chip crunches) (Rhett laughs) We are tanked! (laughing) – Man, this is so much crunchier than everything else. – But you know what? It’s too crunchy. (people laughing) – What? – Yeah! It’s the most crunchy. It’s too crunchy! They found the line, and they stepped over it. – Okay. – There’s a limit! – All right, well, you heard it here. – Doritos are the perfect level of crunch. This is too far. – All right, they went too far. – They went too far. They flew too close to the sun. – [Rhett] Why complicate things? Just head to mythical.com and buy the mythical minimalist set.