(rooster crows) (lion roars) (intense drum) (wheel spin) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. – Random disturbing fact. – Okay, Kelly, this is when we are told a random disturbing fact. Be prepared to be disturbed. – Oh God, okay. – Well not that disturbing, probably. (laughs) – Okay. – Roller coasters were invented to distract American’s from sin? – What? – What? – From sin. – Okay, here’s the explanation. In the 1880’s hosiery businessmen LaMarcus Thompson, oh yeah, I remember him, hated that American’s were tempted by hedonistic places like saloons and brothels. So he set out to straighten up one of the most immoral places he could think of. Set out to straighten up? – Yeah he straightened ’em up, straightened ’em out. – Coney Island in New York. There he built America’s first roller coaster to give New Yorkers some good clean fun away from seedier past-times. – It depends on what you do on the roller coaster. – Well I curse a lot on the roller coaster so– – Well have you– – it’s not working. – Have you seen “Fear?” (laughter) That happens on a roller coaster. (laughter) – Does that mean you don’t go on roller coasters? – Oh, that was a fun time on the roller coaster. (laughs) – See, you lead a life of sin. – Is this, wait wait. – What? – So like– – What? – Is that too– – Nothing is too anything. (laughs) – Oh yeah, this is the internet. (laughs and claps) – All right, we’ve got white boards, because we’re gonna write down our answers. – Okay. – We’re gonna look at a picture of Santa, that is not a complete picture. And we’re going to use that to try to guess what he’s doin’. – All right. – What is Santa doing? – [Link] Okay, so, there’s something just out of frame that he’s doing. – [Kelly] Well, I mean, he’s like got one hand here and one hand here. Looks like he’s about to wapow. – Yeah, I think there might be another person involved. – Me too. – Oh, okay, I’m gonna go with that. But I’m gonna have to be specific in order to get the points from Stevie, so. – Got it. (clears throat) – Okay. – Okay. You guys ready? – [Stevie] All right, Kelly? – Oh Kelly first. – Me? Okay. – [Stevie] Well, I mean, yeah. – I think he’s spankin’ Mrs. Claus. – Oh, Mrs. Claus. – I think he’s spankin’ Mrs. Claus. – I think he’s spankin’ an elf. (laughs) – He better not be. – He’s looking– – [Stevie] Let’s see. – [Everyone] Oh. – [Rhett] He’s spankin’ something else. (laughter) – [Link] No he’s– – [Rhett] He ran out of t.p. – [Link] He’s disgruntled because he ran out of t.p. – Ran out of t.p. – Oh, okay. – That’s what it is. – Whoops. – Even Santa poops. – Yeah, can you imagine? – I know when you– – Yeah, it smells like peppermint. (laughs) – He’s gotta go before he leaves the house ’cause it’s a long trip. (laughter) – [Link] Look at this Santa, boy is he happy. Is that all beard or does that turn into an outfit? I think that becomes an outfit. – [Kelly] That’s definitely an outfit. – [Rhett] He looks like he might be on the commode. – I think he is being, he’s experiencing pain isn’t he? – While we’re thinking of our answers, this is a good time for me to let you know that Kelly has a new single out streaming on all platforms, “Love you more at Christmas time.” – I do, I do, I love my Christmas song. – I think that Santa may be loving more at Christmas time in this picture. (laughs) I don’t even know what that means. – Oh, I’m so excited to share my answer. – Well, then you’ll go last. (laughs) because you gotta learn to control yourself around here Kelly. – Fine. Fine. – I said being spanked by an Elf. – Oh, okay, turned the table. I said he’s mooning Mrs. Claus. As long as she’s involved. – That rascal. – I said he’s dancin’ dancin’. – [Link And Kelly] Dancin’. – Okay, all right, that could work. What do we got. – He could be dancin’. – [Rhett] He’s hitchhiking. – [Link] Dude lost his sleigh, and there’s no snow in sight. (laughter) – Well I think his sleigh is just out of frame, but is now useless. – Oh, oh. – You feelin’ sad for Santa? – I actually feel sad for Santa. – Now this– – [Rhett] Oh come on. – [Link] I can’t help but notice, Stevie, maybe you can help me out here. Santa looks different in every picture. What’s up with that? – I thought Santa looked the same. – [Stevie] I was not prepared to help you with this question Link. I was prepared to call on each of you but now I am no longer prepared to do that because you guys can do that yourselves. – Okay. – You know what, I’d love for you to call on us from now on then. – [Stevie] Okay Link. – What is Santa doing? – I haven’t written an answer yet. He could be doing anything, its such a close up. – [Kelly] It’s such a close up. This looks like what Santa could look like. – I think he’s, I think he’s, he’s afraid, that much I know. – Oh, I got it. – Okay. – No I don’t. – I actually feel really confident in this answer. – Okay, I got it. – Really, you’re confident? – Yeah, I feel like there’s a look in his eyes I got something to go with on this. (clears throat) – Stevie call on somebody, oh you’re changing your answer. – [Stevie] Well, one moment. – Okay, I got it. – [Stevie] Okay, Kelly. (laughter) – Okay, he looks a little constipated. – Right, yup, okay. That’s not a bad answer. – Yup, he could, if they were all on the toilet I wouldn’t complain. – [Stevie] Link, we’re going to save the most confident answer for last. – I think he’s stuck to something like a dartboard. Something where it’ like, you know, he’s in danger. – Very passive. – [Stevie] Okay, Rhett? – I think he’s rubbing in some CBD ointment. (laughter) – You know, it’s made it’s way to the– – I think that Santa’s into that now. – to the older generation. – Yeah, right. Everybody’s mom and grandma is using it. – [Stevie] Okay, let’s see what he’s actually doing. – People call us. – [Rhett] Oh, he’s ugh – [Kelly] Oh! – [Rhett] I always knew Santa was 5’10”? (laughter) Oh no, now that’s with a hat. – [Kelly] Is Santa 5’6″? – [Rhett] He’s probably more like 5’7″, 5’8″. – We got relatives who call us, and there like, “Can you tell us about this CBD oil?” – Really? – Yeah because I, Earnestine told me that you can rub it on your elbows, and your hands, and you can take it like a pill. And you can give it to your dog. – No. – You can give it to your dog. – Yeah, you can give it to the dog. – Wait, can you give it to the, that was actually my next question. Can you give it to a dog? – Yeah you can. And I’ve heard that y’all got the better kind out there in Los Angeles. Can you mail me some? Relatives, asking me to mail ’em CBD oil. – Well, don’t admit to doing that. – I don’t do it. I don’t mail anything. I don’t believe in mail. – Yeah, mail is, (laughter) – [Rhett] Let’s see. – [Kelly] Oo. – [Link] Now this is a sneaky lookin’ Santa. Is this dirty Santa? – [Kelly] I feel like this is a very, very, – Yeah he’s up to something. – Yeah. – The eyebrows don’t match the drapes. (laughter) This is young Santa. Man there’s not a lot to go on here. – Yeah, that’s true. That’s not gonna stop me from given an answer though. – Ugh, okay, it’s just, Ugh. – I think he’s doin’ something naughty. – This is in Santa’s early days. – Oh gosh. – You know, when he’s like 34. – Right. – Okay I’m tired of being last. All right, here we go. – Before you give your answer I want to say that you met my wife once. – I did? – Yeah, Earnestine. (laughter) – I’ll tell you about it if you stick around. – Oo. – Stevie? – [Stevie] Wait, what did you say? You teased it, but you’re not gonna talk about it? – He teased it to off-camera, ha ha. Which is the ultimate tease. – [Stevie] Okay I’m gonna have to go with Kelly. – Oh, dang. – [Stevie] Oh, no, if you don’t wanna go, – No, no I’ll go, – [Stevie] I was trying to give you– – I’ll go. – [Stevie] All right. – Santa’s at the bar with these ladies that he’s flirtin’, (laughter) – All right. – Let me buy you a drink. Ho ho ho. (laughter) – You’re not gonna get a drink that way, with your catch phrase. – [Stevie] Rhett. – This is a little earlier in the process. I think he’s manufacturing CBD ointment. – Okay. – So he’s like, (laughter) he’s mixing a large batch. – Mixing it up. – [Stevie] Link? – I think he’s lighting a stocking on fire. I think he, yeah. – [Stevie] Let’s see. – Arson. – Oh he’s– – [Rhett] He’s shirtless. – [Kelly] He’s lifting– – [Link] dead lifting. – [Kelly] weights? – [Rhett] Well, and everybody left the gym to let him do it. (laughter) – Clear out! – Oh no! – Yeah, it’s like when celebrities go shoppin’ they clear out the place. They don’t do that for me. – You could totally get that done. – I’d like to get that done. – You should get it done. – Now– – [Rhett] This is the real Santa. – [Kelly] Oh. – [Rhett] We have found him. We found him. – [Kelly] Okay, got it. – So, it was in a plant shop in Beverly Hills, my wife met you. And she was beside you and she overheard you talking about a plant. And about proper care for it or something, about what the plant was. And the employee didn’t know. And my wife, also shopping there, had to but in because she’s so passionate about plants. And she said, “That’s a snake plant.” – Yes! – Otherwise known as mother-in-law plant. – Yes! She schooled me. – She schooled you. – She schooled me– – And that was over a year ago, – You remember? – I know. – You remember my wife? – Yes, I still have those same plants, yes. – Oh really? – Ask Sasha. – Like, she taught me how to take care of them. – Well there you go. She’s a great woman. – Well, you should stay with her. – I know. – Always. – But my mother-in-law’s another story. – Oh my God. She’s kinda like a snake plant. – When she said that, I was like, “A what?” And she said that’s what they call ’em. I was like, wow. – She’s gonna be so thrilled that you remember her. – No I do remember her. Tell her it’s the reason why my snake plants are still alive. – She’d like to come over and care for it. (laughter) – Tell her to come, honestly, tell her to come by. You guys should come by. – All right I just got an invitation! – I’m not even joking. Come by. – The plant lives? – Yes. – Yeah! – The plant lives, both of them. – The plants continue to snake. (laughter) – Oh, shoot, snap. Everything, – What is he doing? I distracted you from your answer. – Oh, and you still– – And you know what? I’m just sitting this one out because I’m just thrilled that she remembered my wife. – Yes. – [Stevie] Okay, Kelly, would you like to go first? Or would you like to go second? – He’s stealing everything under the tree. (laughter) – I went with that theme as well of stealing CBD ointment. (laughter) – You can just buy it man. – No this guy is stealing. – [Stevie] And Link, you’re going with I? – He’s going with I. – I’m going with– – [Stevie] Okay, let’s see. – [Link] my wife. – [Rhett] Oh, he’s having a martini. – [Kelly] He had like, eight. – [Link] Yeah, that’s not the first martini. (laughter) – Plus. – I always leave Everclear out for Santa. – [Stevie] Okay, this next one is our last one. – This is the last one. – Someone should leave Santa some special brownies. Some brownies with a little CBD. (laughter) – Slow that sleigh down. (laughter) – [Kelly] That’s not usual. – [Link] Yeah, it’s like. – [Rhett] Santa’s like, “It’s taking forever to get to this next house.” – Kelly I can’t even see his face. What is he doin’? What’s that green thing in the corner? He’s pouring some coffee. – [Link] That’s a hint. So you think after everything we’ve been through, after everything we’ve been through you think that the last one they chose is just Santa pouring some coffee? – What other one was lifting weights? Something is, you know. – What is that green, what is it? – Okay fine, I’m gonna change it. But if I’m right. – He looks like he’s really, – Yeah I’m sorry. – He’s concentrating. – You can rescind your invitation. – Okay. (laughs) (finger nails tapping) – This is tough guys. This is tough because I really want to be right. – While you guys are coming up with your other answer, I let you know you should check out “Merry Liddle Christmas.” On Lifetime. – For sure. – November 30th. – November 30th. Shameless plug. – But little is spelled with two d’s. – Yes, two d’s. That’s the name of my character in the movie. – That’s what I was gonna guess. – Fo’ sho’. – Last name? – Jacki Liddle is my name. – Jacki Liddle. – Liddle’d be a weird first name. – Yeah. (laughs) – Especially if your last name was also Liddle. – There’s, (laughs) Liddle Liddle. – I kinda like that. – [Stevie] Okay, Kelly would you like to go first, second, or third. – I’ll go second. (laughs) – [Stevie] Link? – Whittling an Easter Bunny. – Wait, what? – Yeah, he’s getting ready for the next holiday. – He’s carving an Easter Bunny. – Out of spite? – Okay. – Out of soap. (laughter) – [Stevie] Okay, Kelly? – Out of soap. He’s wrapping gifts. – He’s so innocent. He’s staying on task this year. – There’s possibility there. – He’s trying not to drink, and lift weights, and you know. – He’s back on the wagon. – [Stevie] And Rhett? – He’s got that one shoulder a little bit higher, so I think he’s actually siphoning CBD oil. (laughter) – Out of a tank? – Yeah, right. – Wow. – [Stevie] All right, let’s see it. – [Link] Oh he’s ironing. – [Kelly] Oh come on. – [Link] He’s ironing his pants. – [Kelly] That’s what, see that looks like a little coffee cup. – Yeah it does. You were closer before I led you astray. (laughs) I would think that his stockings would be a nice shade of green. That’s a little disappointing. – Those are his under stockings. – Merry Christmas. You have certainly sent us into the holiday spirit, big time. – Thank you. – You were a great sport. – You guys brought the holiday spirit in my world as well. Thank you. – [Link] Simply put, you should buy the Mythical Minimalist set. Now at mythical.com