(rooster crows) (growling) (clunk) (wheel clicking) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. – New Selfie Face. (rasping) This one is called the Beach Bro. – The beach, it’s like, you know, it’s really bright. And I think you’re trying to take a selfie but you see, so the composition wouldn’t be that good. So it would be more like– Yeah, it would be more like that. – Okay. – There it is. We have some assorted acai flavored or featuring snacks. And we’re gonna snack down on these things. But you’re also gonna be punished! – Yeah. – Because you didn’t guess three of the things that we preferred! – Yeah, man, that was hard, you gotta get three out of four right, but you should pay more attention. – Now let’s start off with the purple edition sugar-free Red Bull acai berry energy drink. – What, I mean– – You’ve got one and I’ve got one. (cans clicking) – I think, did Josh step out? – Did Josh step out? Because 10 two or 10 one? – I just wanna know the, I mean, is it all hype, you know? – Ugh, don’t love that taste. – Is acai like, why is it such a big deal? – [Woman] Mat Kearney would like to give you– – They didn’t sell acai at Hotdog-on-a-Stick, growing up. – [Woman] Here’s Mat Kearney. – [Mat] Acai is often known as a super food. It’s just a berry, but it’s one of those things that people say, like, oh, it’s full of all sorts of great stuff. It’s making, you’re gonna feel great. So, you know, they’ve capitalized on that and put it into Red Bull. – Right. – So, a blueberry is a super food too, my man. – [Woman] That’s all that Mat Kearney has to say about acai. – Mat Kearney read a little paragraph off the internet. – Yeah, I like– – But you know what? That’s fine, man. – I like a acai bowl. – [Mat] At Hotdog-on-a-Stick, we had cheddar cheese on a stick, and we had pepperjack cheese on a stick. (laughing) And we had green, red, and yellow lemonade. – So, but not purple. – [Mat] No. – So, we’ve got some not-a-Pop-Tart Pop Tart from Nature’s Path, organic wildberry acai. – Here, walk down Nature’s Path with me. – So the serving size is two pastries. – Well, we gotta eat two of ’em then. – 420 calories, I wonder how much sugar. Let’s see, there’s 76 grams of carbs in this thing. I wonder how that compares to like a one Pop Tart. Well, that’s two of these, actually. – It’s probably pretty similar to a Pop Tart. I mean, it certainly looks like one. I mean, I think they were inspired by Pop Tarts. – Yeah, maybe a little. But I mean, this is also a pastry. I think Pop Tarts were inspired by just like a flat pastry. – But you know what? It has a Fig Newton quality. – Yeah. – It’s not bad. – It does taste like a friggin’ Fig Newton. – But they also didn’t put enough in there. – Well, it’s gotta fit in the slot, you know? – Make the slot bigger. – It’s not for us to say. That’s good, though. Man, I like that. Let’s watch some funny videos that you can’t watch with us! Then we’ll go back to these other things. Oh, we got– We got– (clatters) Oh gosh! You just Red Bulled your crotch. – Well– – Here you go. – You’re gonna blame that on me, huh? (chuckling) Okay. – All right, hold on. Are you blamin’ that on me? – Roll the tape! – All right, you handed me something and I held my hand out and I took it. I didn’t pull, I didn’t yank– – I think there was slight pulling. – I didn’t spill! – There was a slight yank. – You know what’s gonna cheer you up? A funny video that they can’t watch. All right. Action. – Oh, there are funny Vines. – Oh, what’s this guy gonna do? Oh my gosh, he’s– (laughing) That actually wasn’t that funny. – Oh, yeah. – Are we gonna fake laugh or real laugh? – Oh, I’m just gonna let it hit me. – Oh, it’s gonna hit him too. – He’s gonna slip. – Oh! Dang, man. – Yeah. That was pretty funny! – What is that flotation device? Oh, now we got a girl– (grunts) Oh my goodness. Why did she do that? – Well– – And we got these kids in a supermarket. – Oh, wow, yeah, that’s what you deserve. Kinda bought. Oh, that’s– – What do you expect? You’re at a water park! Oh, did she get a? – Oh yeah, that’s always exciting. Yeah, ah, yeah, I love that feeling. Yeah. – Uh! (laughs) – It wasn’t Madison’s fault! – That wasn’t funny, that was the saddest video I’ve ever seen. – I spilled acai juice on me. – Oh, this is stupid. Oh gosh. – Oh! Was that a leg or a? – Oh my gosh. – Oh yeah, this is– (laughs) (laughing) Oh yeah. – Wait, what is that? A lizard? – Oh yeah, oh yeah, okay, yeah. This always, this is gonna end well. – Ah, waterskiin’. – Aw yeah, toe side, catch that toe side. – [Both] Oh! (chuckling) – Okay. All of those aren’t funny, David! – Yeah. – Some of those are wicked! All right. But you didn’t get to see it! And that’s your punishment. – Let’s taste some more stuffs. – All right, so we’ve got– What’s this? – That’s something you gotta get a spoon for. That is– – Original acai berry sorbet from Sambazon. – Dude, this seems like it’s just basically what you would get in an acai bowl, but maybe a little bit more frozen? – Yeah, that’s a good question. I think it’s basically just– – It’s just what would be in there, right? It’s no different. – Yeah. I like to add some almond butter and some bee pollen, and some– (whishing) – Hm, by itself, it’s not– – I’ll even take some bananas in it even though I don’t like ’em. – The initial taste wasn’t great, but then it became good. How much sugar does this stuff have in it? – It’s super food sugar. – So you got in this whole thing, you’ve got 60 grams of sugar in this whole thing. It feels like a lot. – I wouldn’t describe it as like really sweet, either, honestly. This is my favorite thing so far. – But let me just see how they describe the– Are they trying to get you to buy into the acai thing? Acai is a delicious purple berry that grows on the banks of the Amazon. Didn’t learn that from Mat Kearney. He didn’t say anything about the banks of the Amazon. Long treasured by natives for its restorative properties, acai is widely considered to be one of the healthiest foods on the planet? We harvest our acai sustainably in ways that nurture and enrich the Amazon, which means it’s not only good for you, it’s good for our planet. So– – That’s cool. – I thought it said so poo, but it said, so, there’s ice there, so pop the top. (chuckles) – I don’t like eatin’ the crust of these. – So pop the top and enjoy a little taste of Brasil. A little taste of Brasil, Link. You still enjoyin’ your path down nature? – Yeah, that’s my favorite thing so far. I don’t want any more of that. You know what I want some more of? I want some of– – Yeah, videos. – Amusing videos. – Funny Vines. Oh. – Move it over here so I can see it. – Oh, oh, that guy. That was a good idea. – What did he do? Oh, they’re fixin’ a go kart? Oh no. – The guy stays on the Bud Light. (laughs) – Yeah. – Oh, the rope is swinging. – Is he fishing or swinging? Oh. – Oh. – [Both] Oh! – Yeah, you can say that again. – He hit a bush. – Yeah! (laughing) Now that’s funny. That, now this is a really funny one. – That’s a good, oh, that’s, oh, that’s even better. – This is gonna, yep. Oh, yep, oh. Look at that little puppy. Can’t even get up that slide. He almost does it! But, oh, he’s just gonna give up. – Oh, we got some zoo footage. – Is that a horse? Oh no, it’s orangutan. Gymnastics. – Gym– – Oh! (laughing) – Gymnastics? – Uh-oh. This makes me feel uncomfortable. (groaning) – Her brothers thought it was funny. – I didn’t know a body could do that. – Oh! Okay, hey. – I’m okay! – These aren’t funny! We’re gettin’ into like gymnastics fails! – Look at this, look at this. Nothing. (laughing) I know the feeling, Gabe. (laughing) No, look at this stupid little girl. – Oh! (laughing) It’s her own fault. Oh. (laughing) He’s got the right idea. – No, he’s kinda doing it for effect now. Oh, oh yeah, the disappearing person for the dog, oh yeah. Oh! You gotta pick a direction. Oh, gotta pick a direction that doesn’t have a refrigerator in the way. (laughing) – Where is he? Is he in a Port-o-John? – Oh, oh, no. – Is that an amusement park ride? – No, no! No, he’s inside a urinal! Oh no! Uh-uh. Get out of it, son! – Why is he filming himself through there? – Get out of it! It’s not worth the views! – He’s like still blogging. – That was too long. – Oh. Never test out the toys in the toy section of the store. – All right, let’s just end with a nice little– – (clears throat) Hi-Chew. – Hi-Chew. – Ah, yeah. How do you open this? Open here? – Where it says open here. – Oh, well, you know what? I’mma keep this one intact. (thump) I’m gonna give it as a prize to like, I don’t know, somebody who works here. (chuckling) You did good today, I’d like for you to have some chewing gum. It’s like, what if we did that? How condescending would that be? – Oh, that smells good. – Or is it a good idea? I don’t know. – You guys want some gum? – How did, Mat Kearney. – It’s not gum. – This isn’t gum? How did they reward, like– – Oh man, yeah. – Stellar performance at Hotdog-on-a-Stick? (laughing) – [Mat] They paid pretty well there. (laughing) It was well paying. There was one guy, and this guy would not have gotten the stellar award. He used to throw ice into the deep fryer to see what would happen. – That’s dangerous, isn’t it? – [Mat] Yeah, it was very dangerous. – But it’s cool. – Did he get fired? – [Mat] I think he’s still workin’ there. – ‘Til now. – [Mat] That’s like 12 years ago. – This is very good. I guess Hi-Chew is something people know about. – I’ve never had a Hi-Chew, the cool thing about a Hi-Chew is that– – Some people know about this. – It’s very chewy, but it doesn’t stick to your teeth. – It’s like almost gum, but nope! Not gum. – Yeah, it’s as close as you can get to gum. – It’s like gum that dissolves. – Why would you want that? You don’t have to spit it out. – Because gum loses its flavor after about 90 seconds anyway. It’s really those first 90 seconds that you’re livin’ for. – Coated with chia seeds. Dang! – How’d I miss that? – Well, I didn’t see any chia seeds. – All right, goin’ back. – See you tomorrow! (laughing) These mugs won’t be around forever. Hurry up and grab the set at Mythical.com.