(rooster crows) (lion roars) (wheel clicking) (clears throat) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. – Random Disturbing Fact. – Let’s get disturbed. – Here’s a random disturbing fact. Kangaroos technically have five legs. What? – No they don’t. – Yes, a walking kangaroo propels itself with it’s tail. – Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I’ve seen that. – Essentially transforming the appendage into a fifth leg. But that’s not technically a leg guys. – Yeah, I would say it’s practically five legs. – Practically, yeah yeah. – But technically? I don’t know if I’d go that far. – Come on in guys! – Hey! – Welcome Matt and Emily. – What up? – Hi! – All right, and you guys need to be out of character. – Yeah. – Yeah. Because, I don’t want, we can cut the relational tension between those characters with a knife. – Yeah, there’s nowhere else to go with that. – We were tense. – Yeah. Except tongue wrestling. – Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you don’t wanna do that. – Yeah, I don’t think we need a more where you guys are doing that the entire time. (laughing) Even thought I’m sure that was discussed. – You’re friends and coworkers. – Yeah yeah. Let’s keep it pro. – Before we get into this incredible pizza, we wanna thank you for supporting our first ever novel, The Lost Causes of Bleak Creek. Thanks to you, it became a New York Times Best Seller! (cheering and applauding) Get your copy today at bleakcreek.com. And if you want it signed by us personally, check out the limited edition signed versions available at mythical.com. – You guys read the book, do you like it? – Real good book. – Yep. – Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. – You loved it right? – Loved it. – Like the specifics. – It was creek-y and bleak-why. – Yeah. (laughing) It had a beginning, it had a middle, and I loved the end. – Yeah the ending’s the best part. (laughing) – We have stuffed Cheez-It pizza. – Which looks like something that Josh would have just made. – Did you lose something? – For the show. – My name tag. – For the show. – No don’t worry about it. – [Josh] I’m mad I didn’t. – It doesn’t feel like something that they would actually do. – When you first heard about this, you got mad? – [Josh] Well, a little bit. But it’s not the best idea. Like, it’s no Doritos Locos Taco. – Yeah, that’s what they were trying to do. I could tell. They were like, “Cross brand synergy!” – Well, this is all because of the internet. The only reason that any of this stuff happens now is because of the internet. If they wanna get people talking about something, get people on some stupid internet show to eat it. Hup, mission accomplished! – They’ve really nailed it though, I mean– – It looks exactly like a Cheez-It. – This is what I take to my lady who does my hair. And I’m like, “This.” (laughing) – I want it this orange. – This is the Pantone I’m after. (chuckling) – Now before we eat these, um… – Greasy. – What are your real life delivery pizza picks? – Uh, I mean, like, what, you mean from where? – What’s your go to guys? – It’s actually Domino’s. I know I’m wearing a Domino’s shirt so it seems like a lie. But it is. ‘Cause I just grew up, every Sunday was pizza day. And we would do Domino’s. And people would tell me, “Oh that’s not real pizza.” But to me, it’s delicious. – Yeah. – It’s real good. – I’m a Domino’s person too. – Oh really? – Aah! Oh! – Domino’s thin crust… – Yeah. – Just like, supreme thin crust. – Oh, really? – I love it. – I think the thin crust… – With the wing. – If we got it straight out of the oven, you know, I think that would be really really good. – Well you get the wings, and then you take it, and slather it in the sauce. – Yeah, the wing sauce? – The wing. And then it’s, then you eat the thin crust. – Okay. – I mean, but… Those pizza wings, like the Wing Street wings are undeniably better. – Yeah. Well, I’ve never had them. – Me neither. – ‘Cause we’re a Domino’s family. – Yeah. – You need to grab one, unless Josh ate ’em all. – Yeah, they did have a – This smells strange! – sweet and sour chicken thing. – It does? – Yes! – Now… – Describe it. – Before you describe it, let me point out the fact that there was only a one point difference. Which means that… – Smell of that. – Link actually preferred Domino’s, Link preferred Domino’s by one point. – Mmm. (laughing) – Domino’s and pizza actually tied. – I don’t care. – Yeah. – Who cares? – For me. 27 to 27. – Here you wanna try one of those? – Yeah, I would love to. – Yeah. – Mad Lieb’s gonna try some Pizza Hut wings for the first time. – You know what that smells like to me? It smells like, you know when children don’t wash their hair? (laughing off camera) – Yeah, definitely. – Yeah. – And you get that smell. – I’ve smelled a lot of kids hair. I know. – I babysat a lot. – Me too. – I’m not just sniffing kids. – I have nieces and nephews. Oh, these are good! – Yeah. I mean that’s a good wing, huh? Huh, huh, huh, huh? That’s a good wing huh?! – Yeah, but it doesn’t make it better than, it’s not Wing Hut. You know what I’m saying? It’s Pizza– – The wings … – How’s the pizza? – The wings beat the Domino’s wings by so much. – That’s what pushed it over. – But the– – I like the Domino’s wings better, but I will keep eating this. – Oh really? – The hand tossed deluxe pizza was so preferred, that that kind of made up the difference. – Let’s try this. – All right. – Let’s get this– – I wanna do a non-marinara dip first. – I’m gonna deconstruct it to see what’s in there. – Do you guys have moisture wipes? (laughing) – Yeah we, well– – Or regular wipes. – Those are cleaner, I wouldn’t use those. I would just use your mouth. – Okay. – Look at that. – I have paper towels right here. – That looks pretty good. That’s just straight up mozzarella. – Thank you. You want a– – Can I have the other one? – That’s really– – It’s basically cheese covered in more cheese. – That’s really tasty. And now I’m gonna dip. – So you’re supposed to dip? (chewing) Oh. – That’s good y’all. – Mmm mmm. – That is real good to me. You don’t like it? – Well, it’s cause I wanted it to taste like a Cheez-It. – Yeah. – And it tastes like a bad quesadilla. (laughing) – Oh no. – The way you said bad quesadilla made it sound like dilla was a disease. “I got a bad case of dilla!” – I got a bad quesadilla. – You don’t like it? – Um, I’m going to eat all of it. (laughing) But no. – You’re thinking about kids’ un-shampooed heads. – When you put it in your mouth, it doesn’t taste like, I forget about that. It just tastes like a flat mozzarella stick. – Mmm hmm. The cheese isn’t stretchy. It’s not stringy. – It doesn’t taste like a Cheez-It. Like, I want it to have that kick. – You guys are making me feel bad about liking it so much. It would be nice if it had a crispiness. – Yeah. – More of a crispiness on the outside. – I didn’t– – When last we were on tour… – When last we were on tour. – I… (laughing) My kids got really excited about, Lincoln got really excited about this and they, uh, Christy gave in and ordered some. And um– – What did he think? – I don’t know I didn’t talk to him. (laughing) – You’re not talking again? – Lincoln and I aren’t talking anymore. – I’m gonna dip this. – I find it to be– – I have to assume he loved it. – Ooh, that’s a good move! – Therapeutic to not talk to your teenagers. – I’m dipping it in the hot sauce of the Pizza Hut one. – I wanna do that. – When I got back home, I had forgotten that he’d eaten it. So I never asked him. – I’m going back to these wings. – I like it kind of. – Makes me want a wing more. – You know– – I don’t even like Cheez-Its and I like that. – You don’t like Cheez-Its?! – What do you have against Cheez-Its? – I don’t hate Cheez-Its. – Okay, it’s just not your favorite snack. What’s better, Cheez-Its or… – Cheese Nips? – Or Goldfish is what I was gonna say. – Cheez-Its. Wheat Thins. – Wheat Thins all the way! I used to um– – Tastes like orange chicken. – In middle school, my mom had the big Cheez-Its, and I’d go and get cream cheese and like scrape cream cheese out with it and it eat it like that. And that was better than this. – There are big Cheez-Its? – Yeah, there’s like the super size Cheez-Its. – I didn’t know they had that. – Mmm hmm. – I thought it was just one size fits all. – You ever work at a pizza place? – No. – I worked at McDonald’s. – Oh yeah? – Mmm hmm. – Really?! – What was your position? – I was the cashier. I made the fries too. – You were the fry guy? – I was a fry guy. – So is that an entry level position, is the cashier? – Oh yeah, yeah. – You can’t start making the burgers until you work there a while? – I think I was, I was 15 years old. So I don’t think they let 15 year olds near the uh… – Grill. – The grill. Well, there’s no grill, it’s like a machine. – You worked at McDonald’s at 15. – Yeah I did. – You know what, they don’t do that anymore. They don’t let the children work anymore. – Yeah. – Really? – I don’t know. – Well, I was a worker’s permit. – You don’t see 15 year olds, I mean… – Did you like it? – I got a 15 year old, he’s not working at McDonald’s. – Free food. – Maybe I should make him. – Yeah, maybe you should. – Yeah, it turned me into a man! (laughing) – Look at him now! – I’m a man now. – Did you ever have any altercations? ‘Cause for some reason, when I think about the cash register at McDonald’s, I think about the caught on iPhone video altercations. – Oh no, nothing like that. I did have a very, very old woman try the Mighty Wings. Because I was like, “It’s our special thing, try it.” And then she came back with a plate full of bones and said, “I hated them, I want my money back.” And I was like, “I don’t think you’re allowed “to eat the whole thing and hate it at the same time.” (laughing) And then she called me a bunch of names, uh, anyways, it was a real fun job. – Yeah right. – So you refused? – I didn’t refuse but I was like, “I don’t know “if that’s allowed.” You know, ’cause I’m 15 and I’m like, I don’t know what rules– – You don’t wanna get fired. – I don’t wanna get fired. Then how am I gonna make money? – Couldn’t you like, turn around and literally just grab the manager? Like, everybody’s that close. – Yeah, that’s true. I could’ve just called, I think eventually, a manager came over and just yelled at the person for yelling at me. Which was nice. It’s nice to have that kind of support. – But you can’t do that now with the phones, man. Yeah, now you start, – You can’t yell. You start the altercation… – Yep. In fact, if I see a video at a McDonald’s that doesn’t end in a fight, I’m disappointed. – [Link] Did you find some change in your couch? Put it in a pouch. The know your worth coin pouch is available now at mythical.com.