(rooster crows) (dinosaur roars) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. – Ten word story. Gary. – Suspected. – That. – Your. – Mom. – Drilled. – Bobby (laughs). – Boppy? – Bobby. – Bobby. A. – (laughs) Is that eight? – Nope, you only need two more. – Gary suspected that your mom drilled Bobby a… Ho? (laughs) – Why do you say ho? That’s the end of the sentence. Period. Ho… …ldup – (laughs) – Nah. You didn’t give me much to go with. – Gary suspected that your mom drilled Bobby a holdup? Holdup! – A ho, period. – Gary suspected that your mom drilled Bobby a holdup! – Yeah, that was it. – That’s news – Yeah, I wish we were better at this sometimes. – That sucked. (audience laughs) – You wanna try another one? Just a fast, let’s get good at it. Let’s just practice. – That’s not gonna happen. – We’re gonna eat some knockoff Girl Scout cookies. – Sometimes. – Gary. – Decided. (laughs) – See? He can’t even keep it in the same tense. – No, no, no, no, no. No, that’s not technically wrong. Sometimes Gary decided. – Okay. (audience laughs) – Just say the first word again. – That. – He. – Might. – Enjoy. – Inverting. – His. – What do you invert, your canoe? – Sometimes. – Is that it? – Gary decided – We’re not any better. We gotta keep, can we practice on our own time? – Sometimes Gary decided that he enjoyed inverting his canoe. – Right, it’s like you turn it over. – That’s a good story. – It doesn’t fill up with rainwater. – That’s a good story, that one put me right to sleep. – If you want to wait for the Girl Scouts to sell the cookies to you, it’s going to have to be February. If you want to eat them now, you gotta get these knockoffs from all these different places. – Can I just be the, be one to say that I didn’t know this was a thing and I’m so glad that it is. – It makes sense but I don’t feel, I mean, there’s one thing for, like, Kroger to do it. But it’s another thing for the Keebler Elves to be, like, taking the Girl Scouts fundraiser. – Elves are sneaky sons of bitches, man. (audience laughs) – I mean, it’s not, that’s not cool Keebler. But again, Kroger, I know what you all are up to. And Clover Valley, who do even think you are? You’re desperate, you’re making a… – Can you, you can’t copyright a recipe, right? Like, you can’t copyright a recipe. Can you, like, file a patent on a recipe? I mean, you can for, like. That’s why they gotta keep it secret, right? So, like, the formula for Coke is secret and the formula for the eleven herbs and spices at KFC is a secret, because if people find it out they just do it. – I’m also curious is there anybody here who actually enjoys Chewy Chips Ahoy? Zack likes them. Jake likes them. Kiko you like them? Nicole you like them? – Well, I enjoy them. – More than regular Chips Ahoy. – You prefer them. I enjoy them, but I prefer regular. – They’re weird. They’re very dense. Now, I don’t like these at all, so I just want you to taste them and tell me if the Keebler. – They all look, I mean look at that. That’s the same cookie. – [Link] You’re right. – [Rhett] They got that down. – [Link] That is the exact same cookie. – [Rhett] Oh this one got less stripes on it. Oh gosh, Keebler Elves don’t have time. Okay, look there, there’s a four-striper. – I think these Clover Valley and Kroger. Taste those, tell me if they’re from the same place. – [Rhett] Exactly the same. – [Link] They’re from the same place. They put a different packaging on them. Again, I don’t even want to, I. I don’t like eating cookies that I don’t like, so I’m not gonna do it. Plus I don’t like mint cookies. – Okay, that’s the same cookie. Somebody confirm that. – Fine, well. – Is Clover Valley just Kroger? – [Audience Member] Clover Valley is Dollar General. – Nicole, come taste this cookie. I don’t want to taste it and then just talk about how I don’t like it. I don’t want to be that guy right now. – They’re all three good. – These are, can you certify that these are the same cookie? – These taste like the same cookie. I mean, just look at them. – A lot of the times the manufacturing facilities, like, they might actually make the same cookie and then just package them differently. – Right. – I think this one’s coconut is a little bit more, like, toasted. And do you see how it’s a little bit shinier than this one? – No, Nicole, don’t ruin the illusion. – No, just say, I mean if it’s different it’s different. I really wanna know. – No, okay maybe you’re right. – I believe it’s the exact same cookie. I mean, for the chocolate to be the exact same shade. – I see the shininess on both. You taste the difference in these two? – [Nicole] No, they taste exactly the same. – They all taste. – We’ve cracked the case. Clover Valley and Kroger source their ripoffs from the same place. – Does that taste the same to you? This looks a little bit different. The chocolate is a little bit different. – Yeah, the chocolate, it’s a little waxy. – That is a different, like, there’s a sheen on that. Oh, you know what? – Yup, different chocolate. – Oh yeah, cause that’s from over there. – Hey, you’re looking at the wrong ones, they’re the exact same. – Yeah, that’s exactly the same, but look at the difference in the sheen on the chocolate there, Link. – Yeah, sure, certainly. – Certainly. – Now, you guys wanna try, now these are not, these are not the same. – [Rhett] Now, Thin Mints, I actually like the peanut butter ones, the Tagalongs, the best. But my second favorite is the Thin Mint. I think you should save the best for last. – Okay. The one on top is the Keebler, the one on the bottom is the. – Very different. – Keebler has, like, a crown. Those little elves, man. – We know these are different, so which one do you like better? Again, I don’t want to complain, so. You know me, I don’t like to complain. – You don’t like mint? – No. – I love Thin Mints. – I don’t like, I feel like it taints my chocolate experience. – Do you like mint chocolate chip ice cream? – Nope. – I like the Keebler ones more. It’s, like, a waxier chocolate, you know? – Keebler is much, they’re bringing the mint a lot stronger. – I would assume they’re more expensive. They’re a little less, they’re ten less calories per serving. – Yeah. – Four cookies. – I’m very worried about calories right now. – How are you guys feeling? – I just had my 28th cookie. – Yeah, I’m just eating a lot of cookies. So you guys like, both like the Keebler better? And the Keebler or this better? – They all three taste the same to me – Oh they do? – Even if they’re different. – So if you really like those you can get any one. Now, for this we got, each grab a Great Value. Now these look. – They look the same. – Yeah. – These have the same form factor of a Tagalong. I don’t remember the cookie inside being that dark. – Or that big. – I feel like the cookies are white inside. – Mm-hmm. – Are the cookies on the inside of a Tagalong white? – Lets google a cross-section of a Tagalong. That’s a good cookie. – It tastes really good though. – So good. – I mean try one. Now, they’ve done something different here. See, they haven’t tried to, like, totally infringe on the Girl Scouts. – They had a little bit of pride. – [Link] And also a little bit of peanut butter. There’s no peanut butter. – There are the white cookie. – Oh wow. – [Audience Member] I’m confirming a white inside. – (laughs) – That’s a tasty cookie though. – Yum. – It’s deceptively peanut buttery with not that much peanut butter. There’s a lot more peanut butter in there. – I just like the impact of a big pocket of peanut butter. – [Nicole] Same. I think this is a better delivery mechanism. – That’s why I keep peanut butter in my pocket. – Well. – And Great Value made it a chocolate cookie. – Everybody call the Girl Scouts and tell them to just quit. – Yup, hang it up ladies. – [Announcer] Look, feel, and smell your mythical best with our Mythical grooming collection available at mythical.com.