(roster crowing) (roaring) (dramatic thud) (wheel spinning) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. – Wild gesturing! – Let me give you one. – Okay, okay, okay, okay. – ‘Cause you didn’t read the clue, right? – No, didn’t read it. – Okay, got it. – Oh, this is a reenactment. Yep, the time you went to Hardy’s scat through, with your grandma and she was like, do you want a hotdog? Linky, do you want a hotdog? And you were like, yeah I want a hotdog, Grandma. And she said, you’re not allowed to have hotdogs, because you can choke, and so you got nuggets. – Yes! – Hahahahaha. – Ha! – So detailed. – Right there, every bit. – Oh, man. Even the scat through part, I like what you did for scat through. – Yeah. – Now, who knows about Hardy’s scat through? Hopefully none of you. (laughing) – Here’s what we’re gonna do. – It was a little addition to Hardy’s in the south that sold hotdogs. – Yeah, like a ‘ronto wrap. – It was like green burrito but worse, and that’s saying something. – We have invented, we haven’t invented, the Mythical crew has invented a challenge for us that’s gonna involve them either cheering or booing at us. We’re gonna be doing the Talk Like Yoda Challenge. – I’m excited about this. – But we’re gonna do it with an additional level of challenge because this is also a Mythical Society More, aka a S’more. – And you voted that we should suck on lemons throughout the episode, and so that is what we’re going to be doing. Now we got two types of lemons. We got regs and we got sweet lemons. – And we may have to resort to the sweet. – This is the sweet. – But let’s start with the regs. – You wanna do a Yoda first? – Let’s do a Yoda first, and then we will get into, well we should suck on a lemon. I mean, they said do it the whole episode. Join the Mystical Society. – We’ve changed the name for 2020. – I really can’t talk today. Join the Mythical Society, get all types of exclusive content, experiences and connectivity with other mythical beasts. – Oh, you know what, I need that. I need a full edge, a full edge. There we go. (sucking) – Okay, so you’re supposed to read it, read it like– – Woo, yeah! – we have not seen these, we’re supposed to read it like normal. – I’m awake now. – And then we’re supposed to read it like Yoda. I’ll start, you guys cheer or boo to see if you like it. Do these jeans make my butt look big? Do these butt make my jeans look big? (laughing) Nope. (booing) That was a different meaning. – That was bad. – [Man] He also rearranges the words. – What? – [Man] You gotta rearrange the words, too, like Yoda did. – He put butt in. – I did rearrange some words. (laughing) – I think this is gonna be very hard, so I’m not gonna give you a hard time for that. – Alright, so there’s that one. So you gonna suck on another lemon? You gotta suck on a lemon, you gotta read the thing. – Seeds, brother. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? – Wood. – Woodchuck could am a wood to chuck could chuck, if he was wood. (laughing) (booing) (clapping) If all the letters are wood, what are you supposed to do? – If all the letters are wood. Hey, hey, hey, hey paper cuts. – Wow, that one came down after a while. – These people have families. – That was tough. (sucking) I did, somebody did applaud, though. (laughing) Thank you, Zach. – Don’t talk to me or my son, ever again. Don’t ever again son to me my talk. (laughing) – Boo. (clapping) It was funny. It was really funny. – You guys are afraid to boo? – It’s so hard to keep the same meaning. Yoda’s smart. – Suck it. Hey, are you sucking these now? – No, I’m still sucking this. (laughing) – It’s like Bobby’s World over here. (laughing) – Bobby’s, I can’t do it again. Okay, here we go. Saturdays are for the boys. For the boys are Saturdays. (cheering) – No, no, no. – Yeah, yeah, yeah. – No, uh-huh. – No, that was good, man. – For the boys Saturdays are. – Okay, okay, that’s better. (cheering) That’s better, but you had– – That’s a easy one, and you blew it. – No, I mean, I mean I set you up for it. Okay. – My mom used to tuck me in at night and she would do her version of a Yoda voice, but it was much more like this. And it scared the crap out of me. – She would do what for what? – She would talk to me like this. And she thought that she was sounding like Yoda, but she was just scaring the crap out of me. Go to sleep little, go to sleep like boy, you shall. – I think Yoda might whisper like that. You wanna try a sweet lemon? – Nah, man, I’m up for the challenge. – I’m just interested in what the sweet lemons taste like, it’s not about the challenge. – Does it spark joy? Spark joy it does, question mark. (laughing) (cheering) – I don’t know how– – It’s tough when it’s a– – Okay, now let’s think about it. – When it’s a question. Spark joy does it? Spark joy does it? Yeah. – Joy does it spark? No, yeah. Okay, here we go. This is fun. (sucking) – Sucking on a lemon actually helps us sound a little bit like Yoda. – I’m sick and tired of these motherf’in snakes on this motherf’in plane. Sick and tired I am motherf’in (laughing) on the plane. (booing) (laughing) – It didn’t work. You didn’t, you lost it’s meaning. It did. – Sick and tired of these motherf’in snakes on this motherf’in plane I am. Right? – Yeah. – Oda wouldn’t say, Oda. (laughing) Yoda wouldn’t say that. You know they don’t pronounce the Y anymore. That’s the new thing. – I just took a DNA test, turns out I’m 100% that bitch. (laughing) DNA test just took did I, and I am 100% bitch. (laughing) (cheering) I didn’t turn the second sentence around but thanks for the cheers. – Yeah, but you still got claps. – DNA test just took did I. (spitting) – You have no good car ideas. – What? Is that from something? – Good car ideas you no have. – [Man] Okay. (clapping) (laughing) – Okay. – Let’s go to these sweeties and see. See what this is like. (sucking) Oh my goodness. That’s crazy. You ever had a sweet lemon, is that what it’s called? A sweet lemon? – [Man] Yes. – I would think that, after having regular lemons, I would think that I was having a bad lemon. – Yeah, I can’t even tell that that’s a lemon. It’s no fun, let’s go back to these. – Interesting. – Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country. It’s almost already Yoda-ised. – Just go for it. – It’s alright. Your country you not ask what you should for it do, unless you it asks first. – You added a lot of words. (booing) – That’s really a mind screw. Yeah, this is really deflating, guys. – Okay, I’m going back to the real thing. (sighs) I feel like there’s something in these lemons. (sucking) When lifes gives you, when life gives you lemons, suck on ’em. When lemons life gives you, on them suck. (laughing) (clapping) – Yeah. – When lemons life gives you, on them suck. – Finally got a good one. – Put that on a T-shirt. They got a lot of T-shirts at Galaxy’s Edge. – It’s a lemon that looks like a Yoda’s head. Can we do that? Can we sell that in the Mythical Store? – Yeah. – How long can we get away with that? – If you haven’t been to Galaxy’s Edge, I know you’ve been, have a lot of your guys been? You piloted the Millennium Falcon, right? The line was so long that Lily and I just went and we waited in the single rider line, ’cause you have to wait like, there’s no fast pass, you gotta wait a long time. It’s an amazing ride, because you’re in the cockpit, and then there’s a big screen beyond the cockpit, but there’s six people in the thing and the two front people are pilots, the next two people are gunners and the last two people are engineers. And you have to interact, you have to start pushing buttons and firing guns and piloting the ship. – What if the people that you’re stuck in the Millennium Falcon with are just dumb? – [Man] It’s awful. – You start yelling at ’em. – [Man] If a seven year old is driving the Millennium Falcon, you’re in for a bad time. – It’s not good. Yeah. – Oh really, so you can screw it up. – The outcome is dictated by how well you complete the mission, like you fly and you throw the harpoons against– – So you wait in line for two hours and then some little idiot flies into the side of a cliff. – Well, you wait less through the single rider but then that pretty much means your relegated to being the engineer, so whenever buttons flash, you just have to push ’em. – Oh, that’s easy. – But you don’t get to fire much of anything. – It’s like Simon Says. – So both times that I rode, I was an engineer. And I was yelling at the pilot, like telling him what to do. – Was it a seven year old? – No, it turned out to be fans one of the times. (laughing) So I took an apologetic picture afterward, like I’m sorry for yelling at you, but you– – But you suck. – If you pull back you go up, if you push down– – Yeah, have you not watched television before? – The person on the left controls left and right, person on the right controls up and down. It’s like, it’s not easy. – Oh, this is a good one. – Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Oh, so teaching people to fish you are, well. (laughing) – What’s up with the adlibs, man? – Piece of advice I have. First, you teach a man. If you want to man teach. Oh gosh. (laughing) Then you need to fish him. (booing) My brain didn’t work in forwards, much less other way around. Suck on it. – Okay, I’ll do one last one, here. I really don’t wanna screw, I mean, I did, the last one was so good, I don’t wanna end on a bad one. – I wanted to taste this ’cause I didn’t get– – It tastes so blue, you wouldn’t believe it. – This one’s better than this one. – I’mma let you finish, but Beyoncé had one of the best videos of all time. Finish I’m gonna let you, but had Beyoncé one of the of all time best videos. Beyoncé. – Had she. – Had she. – How about that you outside cash me? 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