(rooster crowing) (lion roaring) (pegs knocking) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. – Superpower. We’re two super heroes. – We’re two super heroes. – Our names are Captain Ocean and Professor Birchtree. – I’m Captain Ocean. Get close, get close, get close. Put your ear to my mouth and you’ll hear the ocean. – I let the people do that, I don’t do that, I’m professor Birchtree. (Link exhaling) I don’t like to put my ear to your mouth, I let you do that with – That’s my superpower. – With your fans. – It’s the only power that I have and if you won’t oblige me, I feel powerless. – This is kind of a misunderstanding because I’m actually not a superhero, I’m just a professor, I’m an arborist with a specialty in birch trees, – Just listen. – and I make (link exhaling) I make (laughing) little figurines (crew member laughing) out of dead birch trees, I don’t do it with the live birch trees, I do it with dead birchtrees that die. (Link exhaling) It’s a way of recycling. I don’t wanna be a part of your duo. – Hear the ocean. (coughing) you had your finger in my glottal region. – Professor birch trees knows the places. – (laughing) Yeah it’s just right inside here. – I know the places to press before I was an arborist, I was a biologist. – Yeah what is that move? That’s like a freaking throat jab. – Yeah when somebody’s messing with you, you press right there. (laughing) (Link honks) (Rhett laughing) – That’s disturbing. – Oh there’s a little soft spot. – Where do I want this? – If you want to really get under somebody’s skin, – Why don’t I leave it there. – Press on their soft spots when they’re bothering you. – So, putting teeth in Coke is apparently a thing. And we’ve put some (Rhett stammering) animal teeth in Coke and we’re gonna see, – We grew up together. – What happens. – We grew up together, we went to the same school. For many many years. 12 years, if I recall. And in my school, Buies Creek Elementary, I learned in my classes that were almost all the same as your classes, it was just that thing you did. You were like, oh you know Coke’s really bad for your teeth, you know how you prove it? Take one of your teeth and put it into some Coke and it’ll rot and get acidic over time. You’re telling me that didn’t happen to you? – Listen to this. (glove squeaking) you hear that? – Who did this as a child? – I don’t remember doing that, that must have been fourth grade, you know? When I was in Mrs. Rand’s class. – Yeah, when you got held back, yeah. – I didn’t get held back. I was just in a different class. – You essentially got held back. Being in Mrs. Rand’s class meant you got held back. (laughing) – So we’ve got – hold on, you gotta drink your – bison teeth, – Orange and, what is it called? – Bison teeth, coyote teeth, raccoon teeth, beaver teeth and shark teeth. – Cocamosa. – I didn’t know that Coke had an orange vanilla flavor. – It probably did it for like a week. You know how they are. Always introducing and taking things away. – So this has got champagne in it? Who knows. – [Crew Member] It doesn’t. – Orange vanilla. It’s like an orange dream. – Have you ever done that thing where you go to brunch and you just get mimosas? – I don’t do brunch. – Like bottomless mimosas. – I don’t do brunch. – I hear about that. – I refuse to buy into the brunch culture because it seems so LA. So I eat late breakfast or early lunch, but I don’t do brunch. – Have you ever had a bottomless mimosa? – Heck yeah man. They got, some of these places, they’ll put pineapple juice in there. – It’s all right. That’s all right. – You can be a plane jane and get orange juice or you can be a risky Rhett and get pineapple juice. And they got other things. – So here’s what we’re gonna do guys. – They got other juices. – Let’s start with the bison. – There’s other juices now. – Now, look at these bison teeth, I mean. – They’re herbivores. – These are the real deals. They are, they’re flat and they are long. – So those must be the front teeth of a bison. For chopping grass. – They look like they could be shovels, you know? – You chop the grass and then you grind the grass. – Lets dig into, you wanna dig into the bison? – And nothing wrong with a little chop and grind. – All right so… Oh my goodness. – Oh you know what, look, we’ve got science. – We’ve got science? I didn’t know we had science today. Okay so we’ve got a strainer? – Yeah, in Miss Everheart’s class we did science. (laughing) – Yeah we were still working on our multiplication tables. Oh my goodness. – Oh okay, – there’s some mold happening. – There’s a film. – Well, you really didn’t- – I’m trying to get the film off. – The point of this would be to just take that pour it and then leave that. You’re not really doing full science. – That’s how they doing it in Mrs. Rand’s class. In Mrs. Rand’s class, you’ll end up with a giant bowl of coke – Put this down. – and I don’t wanna do that. – I mean are these… – Brown? Yes. – I think we need to wash ’em and see if they’re stained. – They’re definitely stained, but yeah. Scrum ’em a little bit. – I Mean… – I’m not sure that they would clean up with that level of water pressure, but… (crew member laughing) they seem to be thoroughly stained. – Thoroughly stained. – All right bison, don’t drink Coke. – All right, what about coyotes, should they drink Coke? (crew member laughing) Here’s the coyote teeth. Look at those. – That’s a coyote teeth. – It looks like… – [Rhett] Who would have known? – I would even know those were teeth. If I saw these on a sidewalk (crew member laughing) a necklace even, I’d be like whoa what’s that? It looks like you’ve got little shell flecks. It’s like little pieces of a shell. – Is that a shell fleck necklace? – Shell fleck necklace – Is that a shell fleck necklace or a, – shell fleck necklace. – is it a shell… – Shell fleck necklace. – Is that a shell fleck necklace or are you just happy to see my coyote? Man coyotes, they got more tooth on the inside – I’m gonna open up this – than they do on the outside. – And I’m gonna see. Let’s do this science right this time. – Do you see that? – Oh my goodness. – Coyote teeth just disintegrated. – No, that is mold colonies growing on top. – Coyote’s got nasty teeth. – Can you see that? Look at that. – They’re constantly killing things like people’s pets. Every couple of days on the little neighborhood watch thing that my wife goes and looks at, they’re like somebody else’s cat or dog got eaten by a coyote. – I want you to look at that, that is purdy. That’s a purdy coyote tooth. Look it’s two-toned, it’s ombre. – Have you heard the coyotes making noises at night? – High pitched? – It’s like hyenas. It’s not dog-like at all. It’s like, it just seems sick and scary. – Now this makes for a better necklace. I think this Coke-soaked necklace is a good idea. – Yeah so we gotta go to the museum, – Coke soaked coyote necklace. – We gotta go to the Natural History Museum and we gotta say, listen all those clean coyote teeth you got, let us soak ’em in Coke, and then charge $7 more. – Look at all that mold that’s still the…. Gosh guys. – As long as we can reach soap in the same Coke, we’ll have high margins. – Now let’s go with the shark teeth. – Now just for reference, boy that is a menacing tooth. Look at that. It’s got razor edges on it. – Did you know that sharks having teeth is actually a myth? – Well where do these come from? – It’s a common myth. – This is a shark tooth. What are you talking about? Sharks don’t have teeth? – A lot of people believe that they have teeth. Have you ever been out in the wild and opened up a sharks mouth? I did once and it’s just all gums. (crew members laughing) I mean, it’s one of the biggest conspiracies there is. It’s all gums. – One of the biggest conspiracy theories there is? – Oh I was about to say, – Did you hear that the last thing that came out? – is there a tooth? Now you would think that an aquatic creator that’s constantly in liquids like Coke, their teeth would be impervious. – Lay it in my hand. – You know what? Okay here’s an interesting note. This is the part that is underneath the gums, and this is the part that’s exposed, and the part that is exposed- – Underneath the gums of what? – The shark. – Ha! I caught you in your lies. – But look how black that part is. It really took the Coke. It really took it. – It took it. Took it like a man. Soaked it up like a sponge. – [Matt] You might wanna break that one in half. – Matt Carney chiming in. – Hold on, did you guys fry shark teeth like hot dog on a stick? (crew laughing) – What you know about shark teeth? Break it in half? – Good god. – I think he’s just trying to expose you as a weak man. – I’m afraid I’m gonna cut myself. When I think about you I… – How would you… You’re using tweezers to cut open a shark tooth? – I need a shark tooth cutter. – Here you go. – Oh. Butter knife, thank you. – Matt, what did you envision, exactly? Maybe turn this over? – [Matt] I was told there was a soft tip. – Is that right? – Man this is a hard tip. – What about this one? Can I break this one? That’s hard as a rock, y’all. – Or are you talking about this part? – I don’t know, it’s not that- – It’s not happening. – I mean I can get it off and get back to just the… – Matt, I’m sorry, but for the sake of time, we gotta move on. We can’t cut open your shark tooth. – [Matt] I’m sorry, wrong information. Somebody will pay for that. – All right yeah. (all laughing) – Check out these raccoon teeth. These things are cute. They’re mostly, they’re mostly roots. (crew laughing) come on. They’re mostly roots. – Mostly roots. I can see they’re mostly roots. – Look at how much root there is. – There’s a lot more roots in a raccoon tooth. – to no tooth at itself. – Did you know that somebody that I know- – Raccoon don’t have teeth? – Was coming down my road the other day, and they said, “last night I was coming down your road, “saw 15 raccoons together in a group.” – What? – Like a pod of raccoons. I didn’t know raccoons could travel in 15s. – That’s crazy. Like what, coming down the street? – Raccoon teeth are so dainty. – Now the coloring there is really cool. If you look at that. They really soaked it up. Raccoons, y’all need to brush every day, raccoons. – Raccoons are smart. – Brush twice a day. Brush when you wake up, brush when you go to bed now. Brush when you enter the trash can, brush when you leave. – They got those little hands- – And finally, – that look like people hands. – What do you think this is? – It’s a beaver tooth. – Man, you already reading ahead. – Oh, no, I’ve got a lot of experience with beavers. – Now look at that. That right there, it’s hollow. Look how hollow a beaver tooth can be. Completely. – Let me see it. And this is just an unstained one? – Yeah, it’s unstained. – Beavers got stained teeth to begin with. – Yeah they do. – Man look at that, that’s just a wood chopper. – All right so we got some mold growing on this. So, finally, there it is. (uptempo music) That’s exciting. I think there’s a business opportunity here. – [Link] First of all, you’re gonna wanna take- – I can figure out how to shower. – [Link] All right fine, fine. – I’m a man, I stay in hotels all the time. That doesn’t do anything. There, oh god!