(rooster crowing) (animal roaring) – Nerds. (rattling) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. – Who you talkin’ bout? This is when we see a comment that you made about one of us and guess who it was about. – Let’s see the comment. – Oh, it’s on here. (laughing) – Is it written on there already? – It’s right here. – Let’s see the comment. – Rebecal, Rebekah. (laughing) Rebekahbunal– – Hey, you know what, man? – It’ gonna be okay. – You’re doing good. – Yeah, Rebekahbunal– Rebekahbunal says, blank looks like a six year old child eating broccoli and blank is the dad making him eat it. Well, should we go with just– – Just because you got more facial hair and more everyday, it seems, doesn’t mean you have to be the dad in this relationship. – See you think this is against type and you’re not the six year old boy in this situation? Okay, ’cause I mean, everything that– – I always think back to that– – All of our experiences– – Kids react to– – Would point to the fact that you’re a boy. – To Rhett and Link and is like, that kid called us the business man and the boy? – Yeah. – Is that what he called me? – Business man and a boy. – So you’re gonna go with type here? – I hope I’m the boy. – All right, we’re gonna say that Link is the, yep, – Link looks– – Link looks like– – Like a six year old child– – A six year old child eating broccoli. Rhett is the dad making him eat it, ha, ha, ha. (crowd laughs) – You gotta get those greens, man. (nuggets rattling) Okay, uh, before we get started– – Eat your greens! – With something that’s very, very exciting, we want you to remember that a new two man vlog, yeah, we’re doing that over on the Rhett and Link channel now. It dropped on Saturday, day, day, day, day. Head over there and watch it. – Come on, and — – It’s a different channel! It’s the Rhett and Link channel! – Okay, so we got, we got a pick ’em up sticks but it’s Nerds and chopsticks challenge, and we’ve invited Ellie and Maisy. – Welcome Maisy to the show. – [Maisy] Hey, hey guys – This is their first time on Good Mythical More. Welcome. – Thank you. – Both are writers. Both are amazing people. uh, both very good with chopsticks. Maisy tell ’em a little bit about yourself since this is your first time. – Oh, um, I’m just um, a local California gal from Pasadena (Rhett laughing) – And she always has a knife on her. – I do. – It’s true. – Yeah, Burbank is can be a tough place. – Let me see your knife. – It’s in my backpack. – Well then it’s not on you. – Okay… well– – You lied Ellie. – No I would never lie. But it’s true, we were– – Every time, like a bully knife? – No, we were working one day and I was like I can’t get that tag off of my whatever and she goes “oh do you wanna use my knife?” and pulls out the craziest knife I have ever seen. And I was like do you carry that on you? And she’s like– – Switch blade? – Yes. – Is not a switch blade– – Switch blades are illegal. – But it’s uh, a big ol’ knife. – Butterfly knife? – We used it. – It’s not a butterfly knife – What’s a switch blade? Is it that the one where you press a button and it goes psst– – Yeah , yah yah… the switch, they call it – Okay so here how this is going. Tell us more about yourself. – Uh, hello, my name is Ellie. I was born in Wisconsin. I am a gemini– – A little bit about yourself. – And I don’t wanna talk anymore (laughs) – You got it. (rattles) – Um, you know how Nerds are? (laugh) – Small and unwieldy. – You got the, you got, you got the, I , first of all I love the bigger box where it’s got the schck! thing that opens and it’s like a pour spout. These are the smaller ones and it’s like oh no my Nerds are everywhere. What am I gonna do? I need to get them back into the box. – [Speaker] No wait, what did you just say it’s like? (rolling chopstick) – A pour spout? – A pour spout? – [Speaker] A pour. Okay, that was very confusing. – What did you think he said? – Pour spout. You know like a– – [Speaker] He keeps saying it the way that I’m hearing it. – Pour spout (crowd laughs) – [Speaker] You’re not hearing that? – You know like when you got a cylinder of sugar and at the top you open up the pour spout. – What else can it sound like? Pour spout, pour spout, pour spout (laughs) – We gonna chopstick this individually back into the box – [Speaker] Okay everyone needs is hearing this. – Everyone is hearing it? – [Speaker] Yes – Pour spout? (laughing) – Is it a dirty word? Pour spout, pour spout. – [Speaker] Yeah, I mean yeah. – Pour spout, pour spout. – I feel like we’re in a weird bubble maybe an alternate universe. – Okay, while we try to figure out what pour spout sounds like we’re gonna each have thirty seconds to chopstick as many nerds back into the box as we can we going one at a time. – The winner, wins golden chopsticks. – We’ve been preparing. – That was chair that made a noise. (laugh) I’m gonna go first because I’m here, and I just wanna set the pace. – I don’t think I can get one. – Really? – With wooden chopsticks? – I don’t, I don’t hold the chopsticks correctly. I don’t do it. – This is why we test them. – Ah, it sounds like whore spout. (crowd laughs) – Pour spout. – [Speaker] Yep. – That’s nothing. – [Speaker] You know what? – It’s where the hoes get water. – [Speaker] You’re still, you’re still… I can’t tell if you’re talking about an animal? – Thirty seconds on the clock. – [Speaker] The other things is– – No no no. That’s the whore spout, don’t go there. – Horse. Pout. – You might get an STI. – Can we see that thirty seconds? – [Speaker] I’m gonna give you a ready, set, go. Ready? On your mark Get set. Go. – Go for the big one. Going for the big daddy first, yeah okay. – One, two (laughs) – [Crew member] You got this. – [Rhett] Having trouble with the third one… three – Now you can only do one at a time. – No, that didn’t count. Nothing got in there. (crowd laughs) – Four, You can get as many as you want. – No you can’t shovel it. It’s gotta be chopsticked. (unclear background talk) – [Speaker] Three! Two! One! Time! – Oh yes! He got six. He got the last one in there. I think that’s a pretty good bar. – That’s actually being so supportive. – I went for the biggest ones. I don’t know if that was a good strategy so. – Do I have to pull from this pile? – No. – No pile everybody gets their own box. – What, you thinking you gonna go through that pile? You think in thirty seconds? – You took the easiest ones and so I will be left with tiny tiny nuggets. – Everybody gets their own new box. – She’s competitive y’all. And she gets what she wants because she carries a knife. – New one over here so that everybody can all see it. – All right this are all mine. You know what? When you guys started like cheering and jeering – We made you nervous. – That made me nervous. – Yeah even though it was weird. – Yeah usually when you are keeping score at a basketball game no one is cheering for you. So it’s difficult to get used to that. (laughing) – What? – Keep it this way a little bit. – You’ve been experimenting with your hair a little bit. – Rhett, when you were – Yeah, I’m not really happy. – Well I wanted to let you know. – I spent too much time on it. – That I’m a – When you would shoot from free throws would you hear people cheering on in the crowd? – I block it all out man. It was just me and the goal. – Is that true? – All right, here we go. She’s ready – [Speaker] On your marks. Get set. Go. – Go! – Oh she’s very meticulous. – She’s better than you. – Okay. Three. No! – This is… sorry. I didn’t think this will go this well. – Hey, just keep going. – Don’t apologize for doing well. – I’m really impressed with myself. – You have to stop (laughs). – Six – [Rhett] Wow, you’re already tied with Link. – [Maisy] I don’t even eat well with chopsticks. – [Rhett} Seven, okay she’s the new Leader. – Eight! – What, how is this happening? – [Speaker] Three! Two! One! Stop! – Nine! You almost went into double digits. – Wow! That’s seems almost humanly impossible. (laughing) – It’s all that knife work in your off time. (laughs) – I feel like we might have witnessed a world record. (laughs) – Um, well I did test the game and that’s it. – Oh, so well you practiced? – Yeah, well I came up with this. – Okay, well if you don’t win and set a world record. It’ll be embarrassing. – Ellie from Wisconsin. She’s coming all the way from Wisconsin. She’s tying her hair back but she has She did the motion of tying her hair back, but she launched the hair tie. – [Ellie] Does anyone have a hair tie? – Hey, hold on. Can’t you use chopsticks on hair? – [Speaker] Yes we are rushing in a hair tie. – I got, I got, I got it. – My hair is too fine, it just falls right out. – You can do this, you can do this. She’s opening the box. – She’s got good box technique. – If you don’t yell for me this whole time I’m gonna be upset. – She’s pouring those out. – Now what’s your prediction? – No, no, no. – You going for 12? – [Speaker] All right! On your mark! Get set! Go! (cheers) – She’s not off with a good start. One. Two, Oh she’s making up ground – Oh lord, oh lord. (cheers) – [Link] She’s going for, oh that was a width. Three. – [Rhett] Lost some time on that one. The third one. – She’s from Wisconsin. Life is not easy there. – Pretend they’re cheese curds. – I wanna die! – [Speaker] Three! Two! One! Time! – Ah Ellie. – Ellie? – [Speaker] It was the hair tie, wasn’t yours. And it threw you off. – I feel like I was sabotaged by Maisy. (laughs) – Yeah yeah she’s poked her knife in your back. – I had a knife in your back the whole time. – Can I have your hair tie? – Oh I just wanna point out that you did not beat me. – (laughs) You’re not bad at everything. I think you were really good at that. – So the way to get compliments is to taunt you. (laughs) – Lets go. Yess! – All right, all right. (laughs) (breathes out) – Organizing nerds into a line. (laughs) – Go Rhett. (laughs) – [Speaker] Okay what’s the number to beat? Nine? – Nine. – Here are the golden chopsticks. – Listen this is not even gonna get suspenseful. It ain’t gonna happen, okay? – Come on man, be competitive. – Oh I’m gonna be competitive. – You gonna try hard? See you basically acting like you not gonna try hard thinking you’re gonna win so when you do you can act humble about it. – I have challenges with fine motor skills. – Really? – Yeah. – What part of the brain is that? – Uh, the part that doesn’t matter (laughs) – [Speaker] All right. (laughs) – [Speaker] On your mark, get set. – I hope you beat him. – [Speaker] Go! – One. Okay no one is gonna cheer for him? Wow! – [Link] Two. – [Ellie] Three. – [Link] Come on, come on, that’s a big one isn’t it? You can’t.. oh five. How many did you get, six? He’s getting close, its coming down to the wire. Five seconds! He’s losing it. – Seven! – [Speaker] Three! Two! – Eight! – [Speaker] One! – Nine! Noo! – [Speaker] No, that final one can’t count. I’m sorry. – That final one doesn’t count. I had a little burst there. – This is the first time ever on the show. Writer Maisy wins the golden chopsticks. – Yeah! Thank you. – Hold on a second! I got nine too! – We are not doing a recount. (crosstalk) – No that was ten. See look three. – [Speaker] I though you were just being like gracious, like you tied that you were gonna celebrate Maisy. – You guys should split them. – Oh thank you. – I don’t know why I’m still standing, I just get too excited. (laughs) – You guys could eat Chinese food together. – [Speaker] Yeah, one noodle at a time. – You know if you gonna do this at home something that I just learned, the minute that you realize one is a difficult one you gotta move on. You can’t stay on, you can’t stay. Look at this, this one’s so squirrelly you can’t get it. It has that uncontrollable, ungettable shape. – And there is a lesson in that. (bright music) – Listen if you going after a little nerd that’s a little bit weirdly shaped, just stop. (laughs) Is that messing up too? How’s that messing up? What’s happening?