(rooster crows) (lion roars) (wheel clicks) – Welcome to “Good Mythical More.” – Oh boy, 10 word story. Walter. – Contemplated. – His. – Fate. – But. – Then. – He. – Forgot. – The. – The code. (Rhett laughs) (crew laughs) – Walter contemplated his fate, but then he forgot the code. (shouts) – Oh no. – Hey, that was good. A little bit faster, a little bit faster. – You doing this really wigged me out. – It did it, it did it, it did it. – Let’s get in on some mythical crew members, shall we? – Oh, sorry. – And their vices. – I pushed that the wrong way. – We got some new faces for you. ♪ New faces ♪ Come on in here. – Oh, no. (laughs) I just almost broke a chair. It’s fine. – There’s Ellie’s face, there’s Bethany’s face, there’s Trevor’s face. – Trevor, welcome Trevor to the show. – That’s Chris’s face. – And Chris. – And Chris. Chris has been on the show before. He jumped out of the… What was it? What was it, that you jumped out of? – A morph suit. Oh, a door. – Well, you didn’t jump out a morph suit. (crew laughs) – You know, the door hit me on the hand. – At the try not to flinch. – It hurt me a little bit, but I didn’t say anything until now. (laughs) – That’s on Art. (crew laughs) – Blame it on Art. – Looks like I’m lighting a fire, like, I’m doing a lighter, but really, I was just scratching my finger. I was gonna point at Trevor. – We don’t hold that to people when you do it. – And then I realized that my finger itched, so instead of pointing at Trevor, I scratched my finger, and it looked like I was doing a BIC lighter. – Some things are better left kept to yourself. – That can be our thing, Trevor. – Okay, here’s what we’re gonna do. – You know Trevor from the Mythical Kitchen, which, by the way, a new Fancy Fast Food drop. – Fancy Fast Food today. – Today. Subscribe to what? – To the Mythical Kitchen. If you subscribe and ring the bell, Josh will materialize behind you and grant you a wish, so go subscribe and check it out. – I don’t know if we can live up to that promise, but. – Where will you be? – I’ll be cooking. (Rhett laughs) – You’ll be working. – Yeah. – Okay, vices are like things that you struggle with that are bad, right? Is that what that is? – I thought of it like a guilty pleasure, but then it was kind of like, it’s a habit you can’t give up that you kinda wish you would. Oh, Bethany’s like, I didn’t know what a vice was. My answer doesn’t apply. – Something that you don’t like about yourself. – We’re gonna match the person. – I mean, people are openly admitting to things, so it’s not so dark, right? – Yeah, well, we’ll see about that. – We’ll be the judge. – “I use dating apps to inflate my ego “and not to actually date.” – Ooh, that’s a confession. Dang. But if you have to do that, it becomes a vice? You have to post on dating apps. Ooh. – I don’t know if it’s like a compulsion or anything. – Oh, so it’s you. – No, no, no, no, I’m trying to clarify a vice, not that I’m learning what it is. – A vice isn’t a compulsion. – No. – Right, it really is more to do with, like, you’re not being a good actor to the people of the app, you know? Like, those people might be engaging with you. – So fishing for compliments, essentially, is what we’re talking about. – You want people to want to date you, but you don’t want to date them, at least. – Right, but the only way you inflate your ego on a dating app, I don’t have any experience with this, would be to receive messages on said dating app, right? – Right? – Yeah, right. – What’s your app of choice? – What’s my app of choice? I tend to lean Bumble. I don’t know, that just makes me feel better. – You asked a clarifying question, which, now we know that Trevor is actually on a dating app, but, I mean. – Now this finger’s itching. – Who’s not on a dating app? (crew laughs) – I’m not on a dating app. – That’s good. – Speaking of which, Rhett, you earned this, buddy. Look at that, you and your crush. – Oh my goodness. – It’s a good one too. – I remember this like it was yesterday. (crew laughs) – [Link] This is how you boost your ego. You look at that picture. – First of all, that is not the face that either me or Rihanna would be making if we were together. Hopefully, I’d be keeping my cool a little bit more than that, and I don’t think that she would be doing that to me. – The girl in the background, though, is very me. – She’s like, yeah, Rhett and Rihanna, finally. (laughs) – What can I have won? I see that you have it over there. I haven’t seen it though. (Rhett laughs) – Wow, that’s awesome. – This is not my celebrity crush. This is my celebrity lookalike. (crew laughs) John Mayer’s my celebrity crush. – Whatever it takes, whatever it takes, man. Yeah, your head and everything about you is way bigger than it actually is. – I’m like this, I’m like. (crew laughs) My hands are even big. – Hold on, first of all, did you guys put my head on Ed Sheeran’s body? Is that who this is? – [Man] I don’t remember. – Morgan said it was a bald white dude. – I’m not that pale, and y’all had to make me more pale than I am. – Dating apps to inflate my ego. Because she was trying to wiggle her way out of it, I’m gonna say Bethany. – I think it’s Bethany or Trevor. – Let’s say it’s Trevor, because I don’t think Bethany would say that she did that. I don’t know if she would do it. – Okay. (laughs) – All right, next one, Link. – It’s a bit too confessional for your taste. (crew laughs) The next person’s vice is gambling, especially Texas Hold ‘Em. – Whoa, what? – Texas Hold ‘Em. Chris? – Here’s the thing, I could see Bethany being totally– – They’re all me. – Totally into, like. – Cowboy hat, sunglasses. – She, like, lived where casinos are, at some point. Like, didn’t you live in the west? – Arizona? – Arizona, yeah, like, full of casinos. It’s like, Arizona borders– – The cowboy hat though. – Cowboy hat and sunglasses. – Borders Nevada, which is where Vegas is. – That’s how you play Texas Hold ‘Em. I’m talking, like, NASCAR sunglasses. – Yeah, you got headphones. – Photoshop that, y’all. – You wear the headphones and the sunglasses. – This is me? – And you smoke at the same time. – I thought it was Ellie for one hot minute, but. – What changed your mind? – Entertainment about murder. Oh, entertainment about murder, especially “Law and Order: SVU,” and “My Favorite Murder” podcast. – You like murder, right? – Yeah, I mean. (Ellie laughs) Every once in a while. – Chris loves a good murder. – “I feel like a creep listening “about people getting slashed, “but I’m more prepared than ever “if someone decides to jump out of a bush and grab me.” Now, Ellie, I know that you are into conspiracies. – That’s true. – You like the dark things. – Well, that’s this world, Rhett. – Uh-huh. – The swirl? – This world. – Oh. – She likes the swirl. It’s the latest murder podcast. Have you heard “The Swirl?” Gosh, I can’t stop listening to “The Swirl.” – Look at his eyes, y’all. What’s wrong with that guy? – I can’t stop listening to “The Swirl,” and you know what, it actually happened. – That’s actually a perfect impression of me. (Rhett laughs) – Give that to Ellie. – Yeah, yeah, this is you. – Sorry, Chris, I know you like murder, but that ain’t you. – I can see you listening to things, and thinking about how you were gonna react in the situation. You like to apply those kinds of things. – I am always prepared. – Okay, all right, all right, all right. We set this up good. “Muscle boys in Weehoo.” (all laugh) WeHo. – Muscle boys in WeHo. – West Hollywood, I know what it means. Weehoo. – Hold on, but what does Weehoo mean? – Muscle boys, well. – That’s another crew member. – No shame. What about if it’s Weehoo? Is there shame? (Rhett laughs) Chris, I’m feeling good about that. – Chris, muscle boys. Muscle boys in Weehoo. – Look at the shoulders. He’s leaning into it. – Could be murder though, could be the murder. – It could be. – Murdering my weehoo. (all laugh) – No, no, no, that’s not what we should be talking about right now. Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope. – It’s great getting to know you guys. All right, let’s start with Chris. Are we right? – Yes. (Link laughs) – But do you like murder? – I don’t mind it, but this is way better. – If you don’t like murder, say you don’t like murder. Don’t say you like murder just ’cause I’m trying to make you like murder. Who do you want to see next? – Let’s just come down the line. – I feel like we clean sweeped it. Trevor? – Yeah, this is me. – [Rhett and Link] Yeah. – I feel like I have to explain myself now. – Yeah, well, you do. – No, I guess I just, like, I’ll get bored, and I’ll just swipe a lot on Bumble, and then it’ll be like, oh, I got this many matches, I feel good about myself, and then I don’t really ever try and go on dates with anyone. – You know what, no jokes, that’s honest. I’m sure I would do that if I were on an app. – This is such a specific to hot person thing to do. (Rhett laughs) – Thank you. – See, you got another one. There you go, Trevor. Light them up, baby. – Oh, gosh. – All right, Bethany, have you ever worn a cowboy hat and Oakleys? – No, yes to the first one though. – But you are a gambler, aren’t you? – No, this was not me. (Link groans) – No, what? – It went in the trash can. – Oh no. – Hold on. – Yes, this one’s me. – Okay, all right. – You like murder. – No, well, no. – You like murder. – I like listening to the murder podcast and watching “ID Discovery,” watching “Forensic Files,” all those sorts of murder-y things. – You like “The Swirl.” – Well, yes. I do have to say, though, I was listening to this yesterday, “My Favorite Murder” podcast, at work, and they mentioned GMM on the podcast. – What? – Yeah. – I listen to the podcast too. – What? You listen to podcasts at work? (crew laughs) – That was what I was gonna take issue with. – It makes me more productive. – Until you said they mentioned GMM, and now it’s work. – It makes me more productive. – What show? – “My Favorite Murder” with Karen Kilgariff and Georgia Hardstark. – What did they say? – They were talking about a Turkish man who found a city underneath his house, so it wasn’t murder-related. It’s not all murder-y. – Old school list episode probably. – Like 2014. I did go back and look for the episode, yeah. – [Stevie] Well, you know, we talked about them on the LTAT, so I was just kind of hoping. – Return the favor, why don’t you? – Well, murder. – Stay sexy. – Well, murder. – Stay sexy and don’t get murdered, yes. – Stay sexy and don’t get murdered. – You listen, you’re a murderina. – Occasionally. – Murderina. – A little bit, I dabble. – True crime is one of the most enduring trends. – I completely agree. – It’s not going away. – Ellie, so we’re left with you and your gambling problem. – I would gamble so much more if I had more money, and I know that it would be a problem, so I’m glad that I don’t, and I can just play little games with my friends. – Sunglasses? – Yeah. – Have you ever gone into a casino and done the tables of Texas Hold ‘Em? – Yes, I have been to Hollywood Park Casino in Inglewood. It is delightful. They have very good dumplings. – That’s an interesting place. You went with a group, right? – Just a friend. – Okay. – What’s that question mean? – I didn’t go alone. – Have you driven by that place? – It’s nice. It’s by LAX. – It’s nice. (all laugh) – I heard the dumplings are good. – I thought about going in there, but I’ve been like, I’m gonna go in a group. (laughs) – It’s fun. Everyone there has headphones in, and they’re very intense, and then I try to chat with the other intense poker players at the table, and I honestly find, I think I’ve endeared myself to many of them. – Hey, kudos to you. – Wait, did you say dumplings? – Because I am too intimidated to step in a place like that. – Yeah, they have dumplings, Stevie. – [Stevie] Like dim sum situation? – Yeah, you order really overpriced food to your little poker table, and then they bring it to you. It’s really good. – Dumplings and poker at the same time? – Oh yeah. It’s a lot of folding if you’re good at it. – Give me the cheese. – No, I want it, man. – No, you don’t want the cheese here. – Come on, baby, give me some more cheese. – Here, you get one, you get one, catch it in your mouth.