(cock-a-doodle-doo) (roaring) (slam) (wheel of mythicality spinning) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. – Win face. Okay, congratulations, Andrew. The dog kinda got in the way there but that’s why you won. (laughing) You win a GMM shirt, congrats. – How many Andrews are there in the world, did that Andrew knew you were talking about him? – Oh yeah he does. – He’s the Andrew, you know. – Of course. Yeah, of course. – It’s the win face Andrew. Before us we have whiteboards on which we are gonna write our best guess as to the top speed of an animal that’s gonna be presented to us. – Okay, great. Do you have any knowledge of speeds for any animals? – No. – The only thing I know is that the cheetah– – Cheetah’s the fastest. – Any kid who grew up, like, in the 80s kind of was told that a cheetah can go like 70 miles per hour. Of course, Link said 90 because he’s bad with numbers. (Link tapping beat on table) – Whoa. Whoa, is he? – But I’m good with the beat. – Whoa. Well so far it’s a very interesting and normal beat. (singing) Switch it up, go Link switch it up right now and he’s not bad. – (singing) I’m good at beats. – Okay. (laughing) So that’s the benchmark, 70. A cheetah can go 70. – Do you know that for a fact? – No. – I’m gonna say 75. – I know it for like an 80s fact. – Okay, yeah. – Know what I’m saying? – The cheetahs are way quicker now, with steroids and the way people work out nowadays. – Right, yeah, nutrition. – [Stevie] All right guys, are you ready to see your first animal? – Yep. – Yeah. – [Stevie] Here it is. – [Rhett] Free-tailed? – [Link] Mexican free-tailed bat? – [Rhett] What is a free-tailed? What does the free-tailed part mean? – So, as fast as they can fly, I’m assuming, right? ‘Cause walking would be very funny. (laughing) And we’re all talking mph here, guys? – Yep. – Okay. – I mean I think it’s in the air already. I mean, just dropping, it can go pretty fast. – Negative 9.8 meters per second squared. What a great, you’re right. Now if they just dive down they can probably get quick. – What’s the terminal velocity of a dead bat? (laughing) Is really the question. – So we have to find out how much this thing weighs and what happens if you drop it from very high up. – I’ve already taken that into account, I have my answer. – What a great – [Link] Picture of Mexican free-tailed bats, isn’t it? – All right, Ben, be our guest. – I think 40 miles per hour. – I said 61 miles per hour. – I said 51 miles per hour. – Oh, you guys do the (groans) okay, what do we got? – [Stevie] 100 miles per hour. – Whoa hold on, so the Mexican free-tailed bat is the fastest animal on the planet? – Yeah. Who knew? – I didn’t know that. – I thought like a hawk can go that fast. – What about a falcon, yeah. – You know why? – [Stevie] That’s incorrect by the way. – It’s ’cause the tail is free. [Stevie] This fact that you’ve made up that it’s the fastest animal. (laughing) – Okay, so we’re gonna find out that we’re wrong. 100 miles per hour? – Link got that one. – [Stevie] All right, let’s see that next animal. – I was thinking that nothing anywhere is faster than a cheetah and then I brought everything down. – I agree. Squirrel, great. – This is just a running squirrel. Now, you know that squirrels have remained exactly the same anatomically for 35 million years? I’m not making that up. I learned that recently. – Anatomically? – Squirrels are perfect. – Where did you learn that from? You have to hunt that down, you can’t just find that in the street. – It’s like googling how long has a squirrel been un-evolved? – No, you know what it was? I was walking dow the street and a guy was holding a sign, I was like, oh he’s gonna be asking for money, no, it just said do you know that squirrels have been the same? – And then you gave him money. – Yeah, right, I was like hey, that deserves five bucks, sir. – You earned it. – Five bucks for that fact. – And who knew that was six squirrels in a trench coat. (laughing) – I’m just thinking about the tail. – I love it, what is this? – You know they communicate with their tails. – Yeah, okay. – For millions of years – It’s how fast can you whip the tail? – Okay, we’re just saying weird squirrel facts? (laughing) Eastern gray squirrel. I just did a movie called Flora and Ulysses which revolves around a red tailed squirrel. It’s gonna be on Disney+ but we shouldn’t be plugging that now. – (laughing) No, actually that was the perfect opportunity. – Let’s plug Sonic and– – Standing Up, Falling Down. – Standing Up, Falling Down with Billy Crystal. It should be out tomorrow. Billy Crystal. – Is he a beautiful man? – He’s a beautiful man. – I’ll bet he’s a beautiful man. – He is a beautiful, wonderful man and he’s great in this movie. He’s really good in this movie. – Are you also a Clippers fan? – I’m a Knicks fan, then a Clippers fan. So Knicks because I’m from New York and then Clippers now because I live here. – Were you guys related or are you just both white? – Billy Crystal and I? Yeah. Are we related? – I think we’re just both white. – Okay, we’re both white. (laughing) All right. – How fast– – Squirrels can dart. Squirrels dart. A dart, like a quick little dart from a squirrel, that can be real fast. – But it’s a tiny little fella or girl, do you understand? That’s a tiny little thing. So how fast can a tiny go? – Yeah, right. – How fast can a tiny go? (slight laughing) Let’s make that a meme. – They can’t go fast enough to get out of the way of a vehicle. – See, I was so wrong already. – Yep. – I’m trying to hit it exactly correct. All right. – I said 31 mile an hour. – 27 miles an hour. – I said 30, I went with an even number. – Oh dang, we’re all in a zone guys. – It’s gonna be 25. – [Stevie] 12.4. – [Rhett] Slow ass squirrels. – So you got– – Closest but I went over. Are we playing Price is Right rules? – [Stevie] No, Ben got the point. – You got the point. Somebody’s gotta get the point. – What do we do with the points? What do we win at the end? – You trade them in for tickets. – Oh, great. – And when you get enough tickets you put them in a machine and then it spits out a different type of ticket. – Oh, great, what can I do with those tickets? – Those are longer, and then you take those and if you get enough you can turn it into a suit. – Oh, cool, so I can turn the tickets and fashion them into a suit? – Yeah. – All right, so far I’m real close to that ticket suit. (laughing) – [Stevie] All right, let’s see the next animal. – [Ben] Oh these are great. Wait, what was the squirrel? – [Stevie] 12.4 – 12.4 – 12.4, see I’m gonna keep notes. – So do you think a chihuahua’s faster than an squirrel? That’s the question you have to ask yourself. – Can a chihuahua catch a squirrel? – Oh, great question. – If so, yes. – [Ben] Chihuahua’s are small, dude. – [Link] That’s a good question, is a chihuahua faster than a squirrel? – Is a chihuahua faster than a squirrel? – Chihuahuas are fast little dogs, but they look like they’re moving. – Wait, close your eyes. Whoever guesses it first. How many Hs are in chihuahua, go. – Four. – Incorrect. – Two. – Incorrect. Both of you guys are wrong. (laughing) Okay, give me a point. (laughing) – There’s three. And a lot of vowels. – Sure are. They say chihuahua has the most vowels of any animal in the world. (laughing) Rhett literally told me. Rhett said there was a man that was holding a board that said that. – Okay. – I got an answer. – I think it has more muscles than a – More muscles? More running muscles? – Yeah and less tail wind resistance. – Okay, I went with 24 miles per hour. – 17 miles per hour. – See, I disagree. – You think it’s slower than a squirrel? – A tenth of a mile per hour. It can barely but not quite catch a squirrel. – Almost getting a squirrel. – I think I’m exactly correct on this one. – [Stevie] 21 miles per hour. – Whoa. Oh wait. You won by one. I should’ve put the point. – We’ve all got a point I think. – Nice. – [Stevie] All right, let’s see the next one. – Feels good. Goldfish? – [Ben] Oh wow, I don’t know who’s tracking these numbers. (laughing) – But that’s an exciting job. – Goldfish timer? – I mean, this is a great one. So you’re never gonna put cheetah down is what I’m learning. So we’re never gonna find out if Link or Rhett are right or me. – The fastest they can go is probably like this. – I mean. – Like, what is that? – No, that’s huge. I just made this a speedy little monster. – I’ve seen goldfish when agitated. (slight laughing) – You know what? When agitated, I’m gonna change my answer. Oh, this is when agitated? Okay. You know, they say people can like lift a building when they’re agitated. – Okay. – My son told me last night, he was like, dad, you know if you can use all your muscles powers all at once. – All your bones would snap. – You could life six SUVs. – Your son is screwing with you. (laughing) – I believe nothing he says. We have trust issues to the core in our home. – Okay, what’ve you got? – 4.2. – You trying to? – I did not. – 4 miles per hour. – 3.9. – Dang, guys, we are really in a zone here! – I love this. – We gotta be right, right? – Crazy. – [Stevie] .86. (laughing) – That’s not true. – .86. – That might be when it’s not agitated. – So you got the point. – I can make a goldfish move four miles per hour. – Whoa. I hated that. – Yeah, that’s gross, man. – [Stevie] Let’s see the next one. – [Rhett] Skipper butterfly. – [Link] Of all the butterflies. – [Ben] We’re back to a flying thing. But also butterflies don’t go fast. – Think about it, these monarch butterflies, they migrate at such a slow, indirect speed. – Do you just watch the nature channel 24/7? – Pretty much. It’s what I have on my Google glasses. – He makes crap up. – The nature channel. – Can you imagine how frustrating it would be to be an in hurry butterfly? I mean there’s no vectors. – Why these wings? Why are they so pretty? – A slug trying to get to dinner on time. All right, well, do you guys think that a skipper butterfly is quicker than a goldfish? – Well skipping is not as fast as running. – No, that’s true. – But it’s cooler looking. – But again, if it’s falling. – I think falling is like a feather, those big wings. – I’m not looking. – Okay. – I don’t like cheating. Did you write this exact thing? – No, I wrote that thing. – Oh, that’s so smart. – Okay, all right. – I think he looked at mine. – He cheated, yeah. – So what’s your? 3.7, I said 2.1, Rhett– – Oh, I said 2.222222 repeating. Never reconcile. Is that called an irrational number? What’s it called? You guys remember that? – I don’t know. – That’s actually not repeating. If you want it to be repeating. – Dot dot dot. – No, you just out a line over the 2s. – I hate when you guys fight. It makes me feel so uncomfortable, yeah. Math fight? – You were a math Olympiad, though, so you should be ready for math fighting. – Were you a mathlete? – I was, yeah. – Give me pi to as long as you can go. Ready, go. – 3.14… (laughing) – Great. – [Stevie] This is crazy, it’s 37 miles per hour. – [Ben] Oh, wait, dude are you kidding me? That’s crazy. – 37 mile an hour? – [Stevie] Yeah, I guess that’s where it’s name comes from? They have some of nature’s fastest reflexes and they can keep pace with a horse in a horse race. And that’s all I have. – They do migrate long distances like the monarchs. Don’t they come through LA? Or am I just dreaming? – I wonder when the audience stops watching these videos. Is it now? (laughing) It’s gotta be around now. Like that, when we all took a second back and let Rhett really get into, like, yeah. – You got anything else to promote? (laughing) – Go to my twitter handle, rejectedjokes, Instagram rejectedjokes. – Were you ever in the same room with Jim Carrey dressed up like Sonic? – The whole movie I was dressed up like Sonic. – Okay good. – The whole thing, same when I did Star Wars, I was in that BB8 thing for the whole movie. – Yeah. – The whole thing. No, I met him once on set and once for press. Most of my stuff was done with one of these, many record sessions like that. – Are you pointing at the pigeon or the mic? – The pigeon, so me and the pigeon were hanging out. One of these microphones. Oh, I know what this is. Exactly I know what this is. I’m cheating, I know it. – You know the air speed of a… – Absolutely. Ready? – I’m not gonna look ’cause I wanna get this honest. – I’m 100% certain. I’ll tell you if you’re right or wrong. – How fast was that? – Wait, how fast was the butterfly? – Bat was 100 miles per hour. – [Stevie] Butterfly was 37. – Oh, I gotta change my answer. – [Stevie] Bat was 100. – What? – Bat was 100, 37 butterfly. Oh look how cute we are. – Oh, 57, 47. – 65. – Oh wow, we’re all over it. – [Stevie] 92.5 – [Ben] Pigeons are so fast. – [Link] 92 miles an hour. – [Stevie] Okay, this next one is the last one– – Cheetah, baby, let’s see cheetah, baby. – [Stevie] Let’s see it. – [Ben] Oh, that’s cute of you. – [Link] Hedgehog. – [Rhett] I get the connection. – Can someone Google cheetah just so we can know? Hedgehog. – 98 miles an hour. – Oh, they go back in time? That flux capacitor’s working. – Scurrying over the leaves. – [Stevie] Cheetah is 65-75 miles per hour. – What’s the average? What’s the average there guys? – Hedgehog. – You can’t know the average but we can know the median. – Are hedgehogs… – I mean, there’s a whole video game based on how quick, but I don’t think it is. There’s also a video game where tails has two different tails. I don’t think that’s possible. – That’s a mutation. – That’s kind of a mutation, guys. There’s also a video game where a plumber saves a princess. I don’t think video games are where we should take our facts from. – No. All right. – Kilometers per hour? – Yeah, I’m mixing it up. Do the math. You got 20 miles an hour and Rhett’s is saying pi miles per hour. – You think it’s only 3.14? – Yeah. – Wow. Gotta be like 17 I bet. – [Stevie] 4 miles per hour. – [Rhett] Hey, look at that, almost pi. – [Stevie] Yeah, we did the math and Rhett still got the point, sorry Link. – Yeah okay, well at least I made someone do math. – What does 11 kilometers per hour equal miles per hour? – [Stevie] It’s about six. – Oh, way to go, man. – It’s about six miles per hour. – Pretty close. – That’s all of them? Can I do one more just for Rhett and Link? – [Stevie] Yeah. – Okay, close your eyes. I’m doing a number 1-1000. – Okay. (laughing) – I’m really doing it, okay? And then I’m gonna put a bonus number on the lower right hand side. – What do you mean by doing it? – I’m writing a number and I want you guys to guess exactly what number it is. – Okay, okay. – You get three guesses. Only exact works. – Okay. – Okay? And then I’m putting a B answer to the side just in case someone gets close to that. – Okay. – Okay. Keep your eyes closed, I’m gonna show the audience and you guys continue guessing, you get three each. Okay, Link first, guess. – 69. (slight laughter) – No. – 761. – No, but you’re getting close, daddy. This is your second guess. – 777. – No. Yeah, feel it out, really feel it out. Yeah, make your eyes look weird, that’s great. – 746? – No, I can’t believe I had to look, no. It’s lower than that. This is your third guess, right? Last guess, it’s lower than 746. – 704? – 704, no. Now Rhett, I’m gonna tell you something. It’s lower than that, I know that’s cheating. – He’s giving him an advantage. – It is, there’s an advantage, but I want someone to win. – I kinda hope he gets it. – 687? – Oh my God. (laughing) – Two outta three ain’t bad. 687. Ben, thanks for hanging out with us – Oh, please. – Go see both the movies. – Yeah, go see Sonic The Hedgehog. – Rejectedjokes. – Me, James Marsden, Tika Suumpter, Jim Carrey, who is unbelievable in it and then I have a movie called Standing Up, Falling Down which is me, Billy Crystal, and then I got these specials with Middleditch and Schwartz coming out soon, look at those, and I got Space Force, guys just check them all out – You need to rest. – I do, that’s why I have a sinus infection. – Yeah, I forgot about Space Force, man. – Oh, we’re gonna be fine, everything’s gonna be all right. Anything you guys wanna plug? (laughing) You wanna plug anything? – We’re good. – Nope. – You’re sure? – Nah, I’m good. Light up your lifestyle with the GMM neon sign hoodie and jogger set, available now at mythical.com.