(rooster calling) (lion roaring) (wheel spinning) – Woo-whee! Welcome to Good Mythical More, can we taste dry soup and identify it? – Okay, okay, okay. Don’t freak out, but, a ghost is sitting on your shoulder. But don’t freak out. – Yeah, and don’t freak out but, he is completely naked. – Don’t freak out and he looks like he might be about to urinate on the back of your head. But don’t freak out! – Don’t freak out, but, I think he’s aiming for your ear. – And don’t freak out, and he hasn’t, the ironic thing is he hasn’t drank anything in a very long time so it’s gonna be very thick and very yellow. (offscreen laughing) – Yeah. – But don’t freak out! – Right. Don’t freak out. – Don’t freak out! – He works for Progresso – Don’t freak out. (offscreen laughing) It’s gonna taste great. (chuckling) – Yeah, don’t freak out. – Oh, that’s a new one, don’t freak out. – Don’t freak out. I like that one, I like that one, I like that. – Ya know, take some things off the wheel, we put some things on the wheel, and we do more stuff. – And then we spun that junk. – Let’s eat these. – Do you have a spoon or do you want me to give you one? Superstar. – Uh, I would love a spoon. – I got a spoon, too. Look at these spoons. They’re different than from the main episode. That’s the other thing you get – I had one of these. When you click through, you get more! You get more, you had one of these? Spoon. – Now the interesting thing – Looking at yourself. About looking at yourself in a spoon, is you’re right side up when you look on the backside, and you’re upside down when you look on the inside. – Yep, that’s called lens science. – Phew, wow. – Convection. Convexation. – I mean look at a concave reflection, you’re upside down and you don’t know why. – All right, before we taste this, we have given the power of choice for what to do in certain more’s, to Mythical Society Members to vote upon. So, this is one of those – Regretfully so. S’mores. (spoon clanking) Of the three things that were voted on most recently, the thing that the Mythical Society Members are now requiring us to do is, do a Good Mythical More while both inside of the same sleeping bag. – Hmm. – 63% of the votes. (Rhett groaning) But we don’t have a sleeping bag. – Yeah, we do. (exasperated sigh) Don’t freak out, but we’re gonna get into the same sleeping bag. – Now, when my wife and I were dating, one time, I was like “hey, let’s drive a couple hours down to the beach and watch the sunrise”. We got down there to the beach, and boy it was cold. And I had just so happened to only bring one sleeping bag. Um, ya know, it’s tough to maintain your physical boundaries of a relationship, and we had some strict physical boundaries, I’m gonna be honest. We were, we were very, what’s the word? – Uh, weird? (Rhett and offscreen laughing) That. – We were saving ourselves for each other. (chuckling) It’s hard to do in one sleeping bag. – No, but you were saving yourselves for a sleeping bag. (chuckling) Which is what we’re about to do, I think. – Uh, did you unzip it? – No, we don’t need to unzip it. We gotta get our chairs really close together, and then we gotta somehow get it in at the same time. Yeah, move the chairs back a little bit. – Yeah, yeah move the chairs, no just move the chairs, okay. – Yeah just, ya know. – And when, you just get in first, since you’re – I’ll just get in. Longer. – I could take my shoes off. Don’t, don’t take your – Yeah, right, yeah. I don’t want my socks – I’m gonna take my shoes off. I don’t want your socks to touch my… – I don’t wanna be restricted. – Socks. I want my feet to just – Just, get in there. Slide right in. Okay. All right, I’m about. Huh, our socks are gonna be touchin’. Redcamp. – It’s probably the least of our worries. – Not a sponsor. – Hey, man. – I mean, this is big enough for me. (chuckling) – So now stand up. – Okay. Well, I think I should just let you in now. – Well you gotta, it’s not up high enough. It’s under the seat. – Okay. Okay, okay. Now I’m gonna sit down. Now you get in. – Don’t don’t seem. – I’m a big man. (chuckling) – Give me half of the sleeping bag. – I mean, I’m giving you all I can. (offscreen laughing) – Now this is gonna cut my face. – Yeah, good call. – Yeah set it right there, so it’s kinda close to us. – Yeah, exactly. – I don’t know about your technique. (offscreen laughing) You gotta get your feet on the floor! (Link groaning) (both straining) – Look that way. You’re breathing too hard to look at me. (offscreen laughing) – Now pull it up. – I’m pulling it up. – Pull up! – No, sit on my, no sit on my lap. (offscreen laughing) (Link laughing) – All right, all right here we go. – No, sit on my lap. (Link laughing) Oh my leg, you’re gonna break the chair. You’re gonna break the chair. Okay. (both straining) Now, let’s eat some dried soup. (offscreen laughing) – Well we gotta get closer to the a… – No, we don’t need to get closer. (Link straining) – Slide, slide, slide. Slide. Slide. (both straining) – Okay, that’s good, that’s good, that’s good, that’s good. – Okay. All right. – Just keep one arm, well I’m not gonna do that hand. – Yeah. (offscreen laughing) – I’ll just keep it out. – I mean, yeah I want you to know that my hand’s here. (offscreen laughing) – All right, so this is, look we’re gonna race. Now you’re lookin’, you gotta be tastin’. – No, I’m just mixin’. – [Link] Gosh, that is a lot of powder. (Link coughing) (crunching) – Um. – Ri- chicken and rice soup – it’s with rice. – I mean, there’s no chicken in there. – Rice and rice soup. – Um, rice soup. (chuckling) – Um. – [Stevie] I mean, I don’t know if you’re, there’s a descriptor I’m looking for, but I don’t know if you can ascertain. – Onion-y, powdery rice soup! – Rice-y, rice-y, season-y. – Wild rice soup. – [Stevie] Yes! Let’s link it. – Ah! Do we know what brand? – ‘Cause it’s black. – [Stevie] Oh, now we do! – Creamy wild rice soup mix. Bearcreek. – We’re not gonna be able to guess the brand. I mean, Bearcreek? – [Stevie] I know this, I know. – Who do you think we are? A couple of guys sharing a sleeping bag? (offscreen laughing) Who know all about soup. – This soup looks, is that one purple to you? – No, I think this sleepin’ bags too tight. (Rhett sighing) I think it’s squeezin’ your retina somehow. (offscreen laughing) – All right, so here we go. Oh, look at that. – Oh. – Pepper-y. – Pungent. – Gotta let it turn to soup in your mouth. French onion? – Nuh-uh. – [Stevie] This is like, this is not the color of this soup. – It turns red, right? – [Stevie] Yeah. – I can look at the little red packets and tell ya that. – Mmm. – Red, what kind of, what soup’s red? A lot of soups are red. – [Stevie] What’s a red, spicy soup? – Red spicy soup? Gumbo? Jambalaya! – Um. – Uh, it’s Asian. Asian red soup – Mhm. – Dumpling soup. – Um, shoot. – Szechuan soup. – Not, not, egg, not egg drop not wonton. – Oh, hot and sour soup – hot and sour soup. – [Stevie] Correct. – Ah, you got it. – [Stevie] But what’s the brand. – Bearcreek. (chuckling) – Uh, Kikoman. – [Stevie] No. – Harvest Dragon. Hot and sour soup mix. – I like hot and sour soup. I’m a fan of hot and sour soup. – Vegetarian, fat free, authentic flavor. Product of the U.S.A. Which makes sense. Okay, let’s bring in this other one here. Okay. (bangs spoon) I’m gonna get rid of that and then, hold on we need to eat at the same time. – Holy moly. Oh. – Cheeto soup. (offscreen laughing) Cheese soup. – [Stevie] Yeah… – Oh, um, that’s french onion. – Cheese and cracker soup, cheese and onion soup, cheese – And hamburger soup! – Cheese and.. – Cheese and – Cheese and bacon. Cheese and onion. – I’ve already said that. – [Stevie] Perhaps a kind of cheese might lead you to what this typical soup is. – Mac and cheese. (offscreen laughing) – Cheddar – [Stevie] Yeah. – Cheddar broccoli! – Cheddar – Broccoli, yep. – [Stevie] This is the second round of which Link has almost said the answer. Okay, now just make up a name of a soup brand that you’ve never heard of before. (chuckling) – Cindy’s! – Little Willy’s! (offscreen laughing) – Little Willy’s soup! – [Stevie] It’s Cugino’s. – Cugino’s! What if I had just said that, and I was just makin’ it up? (offscreen laughing) Would your life change? – This is not just soup mix this is SOUP! Mix. Look at that exclamation. Cheddar Broccoli. – The pieces of broccoli in the picture are nowhere to be found – Yeah, in the mix. – In the mix. (Link clearing throat) – [Stevie] Maybe it’s like those are sponges that are really tiny, and then you put water and then they expand into broccoli pieces? – Oh yeah! – Ah yeah, like the dinosaurs. – Yes, that’s what happens. – That’s how the dinosaurs were born. – That’s right, yep. A little sponge fell into some water. – I’m warm, man. You warm? – I feel good. (offscreen laughing) I feel good. – I feel like I’m driving in a car with a seat heater. Seat heater. – Oh. – Ya know, if somebody threw us in the ocean, we’d be in trouble. – I think I’d just probably just swim out. – I don’t think you could. – Look at all this – ‘Cause we’d expand in this thing. And neither one of us would be able to get out. What is, this is like a demented cereal. What is, what is that? (crunching) – Green bean soup. – Cheddar bean soup. – Seven bean soup. – Chili. – 15 bean soup. 12 bean soup, 13 bean soup. – [Stevie] This is a… – Beans and rice! – Chile! – [Stevie] You would think this is as a dish, – Chile with beans! – Rather than a soup. – Chile with beans! – Zatarans – Oh, gumbo. – [Stevie] No. – Jumbalaya. – Zatarans happy soup. (offscreen laughing) – That’s good, though. Beans and rice. – [Stevie] No. – ♪ ba, ba dop bop bum ♪ – Bean time. – [Stevie] It is a dish that you might find south of the border. – Bean, tortilla soup – Salsa. (offscreen laughing) – Enchilada soup. – [Stevie] Yes. (Link sighs) And, you know this brand. So. – Yeah, enchilada soup. – Zataran’s! (offscreen laughing) Taco Bell. – Cugino’s! SOUP! Mix! – Cugino’s. – Cugino’s is a, Cugino’s probably is – Chicken enchilada’s. – Like, that’s not bad. That’s got whole beans in it. – There’s no, there’s no chicken in it though. It’s just. – All right, how much sodium? What is the, how much sodium is in – We’re gonna shrivel up and die – The entire thing. – I gotta hydrate, man. – If you ate this entire thing, you get 168% of your sodium for the day. So, ya know what, it’s a great way to get sodium. (chuckles) – Good source of sodium. Now this one looks like, this looks like mortar. – That one does look purple. – It’s like you can make a driveway outta this stuff. – That one looks purple, and my retina’s not even being squeezed. – No, it’s, it doesn’t look purple. It’s gray. I mean, this is concrete mix. They’ve tricked us into eatin’ concrete mix. – French onion! – Yeah, you’re right. – [Stevie] No. – Yeah, you’re wrong. (offscreen laughing) – Onion. – [Stevie] No, there’s another ingredient. – Concrete. – Mortar and onion. – Dang, that’s salty. – Onion and cheese, cheese and onion. Salt and onion. – Onion and crouton. Bread, bread and onion. – Onion, there’s mostly onion. (offscreen laughing) – [Stevie] There’s a, there should be a a meat? – A spice? Perhaps a meaty taste? – Chicken and onion, beef and onion? Liver and onion? (Link chuckling) – [Stevie] Yeah, you said it. – Which one was it? – Beef and onion? – [Stevie] It’s beefy onion, and I’m confused, I need to see the packaging here, I’m very confused as to what – Oh, it comes in a box is happening. – You, you, you – Beefy onion, from Lipton. – [Stevie] Yeah but, it’s a soup and dip mix? – It’s basically gravy. – You can put this over rice and then put cheese on it and then… – Who’s really gettin’ down totally get depressed. – With this beefy onion – from Lipton, that’s what I wanna know. Like, every time I walk in the grocery store I see just so many products I’m like who is buying this? Like, whose grandmother is buying that and what is she doing with it? – Puttin’ it in the back of her cabinet is what’s she’s doing with it. – Right, yeah, just in case. – [Link] Make your mutt more mythical with our mythical pattern pack for pups. Available now at mythical.com.