(rooster crowing) (lion roaring) (wheel spinning) – Welcome to Good Mythical More – Win Face! – All right, somebody made a face that was worthy of a win, so we’re gonna give it to him and some merch is following. – And that person was, R.D. – [Link] R.D. Ooh yeah – [Rhett] R.D – [Link] There you go, – [Rhett] Wow, somehow from space. I don’t know how that happened? – [Link] Yeah, from the millennium falcon. – From the future. You win a GMM mug, look at that, GMM mug. We’ll let you select your color, I think. – Josh, come in here, we’re gonna taste another Oreo-fied creation. – Oh my, when you said, gummy Oreo’s this was not what I was thinking, – What were you thinking? I was thinking it was gonna be one of those, you know, when you get a gummy burger and there’s not, they don’t correspond to the right color and stuff. – Mhh, yeah, yeah, yeah. – Like this, this is, (impressed sighing) How? – [Josh] Yeah, it looks like an Oreo you’d see in a stress dream, and you pick it up and it bends. – [Rhett] Ooh. – [Josh] It isn’t quite right. – You look at the Oreo and you try to read it, and you can’t. – I can’t eat it, I can’t get it in my mouth. It’s one of those things, in your dream… – Yeah. – Oh, you can’t tell time? – I can’t tell time, I can’t read, I can’t. – There’s so many times that I been trying to.. – I forgot my name. – I’ve tried to read so many pamphlets in dreams. I don’t why I’m always reading pamphlets? – Cause you’re saying it wrong. – I said it, I always say it twice when I say it, and I say it both ways in the sentence. So I said pamphlets, then I said “panflets” the next time. Just to cover my bases, or should I say, my “baasses.” (laughing) (off screen laughing) – What do you say? – A pamphlet. – Oh you, what you hesitated. – I say brochure. (laughing) – Brochure (laughing) – All right so we gonna take, here’s the thing – What’s the difference between a brochure and a pamphlet? – There was lots of talk amongst the crew back there, before we got into this, they couldn’t believe that we liked the sushi-Oreo – Yeah. – And we were discussing if we actually liked it or if our expectations were so fear based. – Mhm. – That because it wasn’t horrifying that we gave it the go. – That’s interesting, so it was actually Aristotle who said, that “Hunger is best sauce.” I believe that low expectations and also soy sauce milk are the best sauce. – Right, right, right, right. – It was good before the soy sauce. – I think that sugar – And good after. – And cookies can really mask a lot of horrible tastes. – But Aristotle was not a stoic, was he? – I don’t believe he was. – Because that’s the stoic philosophy, you eat just like crappy stuff all the time so that every once in a while you might get non-crappy and you really appreciate it. – Listen guys, I didn’t sign up to be here and a know-it-off, okay? – Hey do you know – Between the two of you. – About the nature of Greeks, they thought beans are the souls of the … – Is that real? I thought they ate a lot of beans, I always imagined them being big bean eaters. – Well, last night, – They trying to out-know each other. – Last night, when my son was doing internet research for a paper. – On the internet? – He came to this information. – No spit. – You care if I try this while you guys… – Let’s do it. – Try that. – Oh wow, it’s gummier than I ever expected. Man. – I like this. – And what is that? – This is thick milk, it’s milk but more thicker. – Is there styrofoam in it? – So we added something called Thick-It, which is a product that mostly used in convalescent homes, for people who have trouble swallowing pure liquid. – Oh yeah yeah. – And so the Thick-It modified food starch will make your water thicker, so we added it to milk but it got a little chunky. – Yum. – So it’s… – All right – Nothing happened. – Nope – You just tapped it down – Yeah, you kinda dab it, You dab it and then you flick it off. – It’s like a stamp pad. – Uh huh. – Filk. – I even thinned it out, it was thicker earlier. – Thick milk. – Should the flavors be of a typical Oreo? – I sure hope so, this is it’s mostly actual Oreo’s blended in here and then set, but with like a gummy mixture. – Really, let’s try it. (lip smacking) – You smacking on purpose, that’s your thing. Is that part of the take? – I smack when I really enjoy something and I’m like- (laughing) – happy about it. It’s like a dawn… – Well you must really be enjoying this. – It’s like a painting, I’m really enjoying this. – Of course who am I to talk, cause I’m chewing it to death. – You should be thankful that he’s here to distract from your chewing of gummy things. – Ooh, this is tasty. – Hold on, it’s got the gummy, it has the Oreo flavor, for sure. – This is better than an Oreo to me. – Agreed. I think most things should be gummied. – It’s like an Oreo that you somehow put in milk for a really long time and then instead of pulling it out and it falling apart, it was this. – Yeah, if you soak it in thick milk, it happens. – Right, it’s all about thick milk. – This is fun, this is a fun little more that we’re having. – Yeah, what a nice little time we’re having between the three of us. – I wonder what the ancient Greeks would have thought about Oreos? – Probably very confused. – If you want to get a mystery tee, go to mythical.com, you won’t know what you’re getting, it’ll be some random, discontinued or prototype tee-shirt at a low price. I’m giving a promo right now. – That’s cool man. – That’s good. – So, check that out. I didn’t want to forget to tell you. – Can I give a promo? – Yeah, give a promo. – Yeah, promo something. – You guys wanna check out thick milk, go to thickmilk.org for all of your thick milk needs. I had some gummy Oreo squeezed our of my mouth as I said that and I’m sorry. – Now somebody’s gotta make that website. – Yeah, so we have… – [Dawn] So we’ve been trying to right here to find the difference between brochures and pamphlets and I have three paragraphs to explain it, that I’ve read three times now and I don’t quite understand what the difference is? – Okay, let’s theorize the difference because my just layman’s guess about this, is that a pamphlet is shorter than a brochure. A pamphlet seems like, at most a tri-fold but a brochure might have seven pages. – I think even more than that, a pamphlet has a very specific, it’s persuasive, whereas a brochure is informative. – I would say that a pamphlet is ideological whereas a brochure is commercial. – Yeah, you’re agreeing with me? – Yeah, we’re on the same page. – [Dawn] Okay, there’s a new paragraph that Max found, (chuckling) I’m going to read. – All right, guys we are about to find out – [Dawn] I don’t know if you are, don’t build it up. – The difference between a pamphlet and brochure. – Do you think we’re asking the age old question? – Do not click away. – [Dawn] Pamphlets are designed for non-commercial use and are generally considered an informal leaflet covering one subject, because they have very few pages, they’re left unbound and are simply presented with a traditional tri-fold design. – Tri-fold, that’s what I said. – [Dawn] Brochures are often used in the business environment, and feature a wealth of information from marketing or advertisement purposes. – Can be more panels. – [Dawn] These can adopt a tri-fold design as well, but, more commonly this form of printed media features binding to keep the pages together. – Oh binding. (chuckling) – Binding cause you get… – Hold on I don’t… A bound document is no longer a brochure, that’s the one place I disagree – No, no brochure that’s got like seven pages, you can’t fold that, you can’t do a seven-fold. Sept-fold – Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. – So hey, we were all right, let’s just celebrate. – We were all right, together. – We all combined… – We could write the internet paragraphs. – To be one competent human, and know things. – We should start our own google search thing where you ask a question, and the three of us put a paragraph on the internet that answers it. – It’s gonna be called thick milk. – Ask us any question right now, we’ll give you the answer. – Stop trying to make thick milk to happen now. – I want thick milk to happen. – [Dawn] I’m confused as to how this process works, am I not the one getting the paragraph from Mat Carney? – Do a Rhett and Link and Josh search, real quick – That is thick milk. – Is there anything you wondered about lately. – Look how thick that is. – Just do a search. – I’m good at this. – I’m a bit patient. – [Dawn] We’re searching from their brains. – Yeah yeah, we are a search engine. – [Dawn] No, no, no. (laughing) – No, ask us any question. – Any question. – Any question. – [Dawn] Any question, does anyone have a question? – [Rhett] What’s the last thing you googled, cause we know. – [Dawn] How old is The Rock? – The Rock is 47. (milk thudding) – That is true. – Was I right? – [Dawn] What? (off screen laughing) – We know everything. – You should’ve said 40 and we said seven. – [Dawn] Why do you know that? – I don’t, I guessed. – [Dawn] What, are you kidding me? – That’s how search engines work, it’s, everyone’s just guessing. – Yeah, always guessing. – Just guessing. – [Dawn] Yes, he’s 47. – Ask another question. – He looks great, though. – [Dawn] How old is… – Aw come on now, how old? – [Dawn] Stone Cold Steve Austin? – Stone Cold Steve Austin, he’s gotta be 56. – It’s a trick question, that’s not his real name. Can you answer a more straight forward question please. – [Dawn] Steven Anderson – I’m stalling. – 54 – 54 – Let’s say 55 because that would be the average. – Yeah, this is what search engines do. – 55 – 55 – [Dawn] What the hell! (laughter and celebrating) – We’re Google, we’re Google! – Yeah that’s pretty good. – Let’s do it again. – We are Google! We’re better than Google! – [Dawn] Okay, wait okay, we have to do one more. – We’re better than Bing. – [Dawn] How old is – We are hotter than Ask Jeeves. – [Dawn] John Cena? – Only how old are wrestlers? – [Dawn] Well, I mean Matt is asking the questions via me. – Okay, John Cena – John Cena – Matt only cares about wrestling. – I would’ve said, 49. – Ah, he’s been around for a while, I don’t… – He, I know he’s got a smooth face, but… – I’d say 44 or something. – You think he’s in his 50’s? – You think he’s 44, you think he’s 49? – I think he’s 49. – You say 49. – Well you’ve got a guess? What did you say, you said 46? – I said 44. – That’s only two years older than me. – Yeah, but you look pretty good… – I mean have you seen what he does? At his age, he’s started to do more movies so it makes sense – Um, 45. – So, 44, 45, 49. We wanna say, 46? – Yeah. – Yeah. – 46 – [Dawn] Oh my god, he’s 42. (disappointed screaming) – What year – You should’ve let it go. – It’s not fair because… – We were gonna be so excited. – We can’t see him. – You could’ve lied and think about how excited we would have been and no one would have googled it. (laughing) – You cannot see John Cena, it’s unfair, no wrinkles. – Did you say 42? He’s my age? – [Dawn] Yeah (upbeat music) – What have you done with your life? – Yeah, I need to wrestle more. – [Rhett] Add a little mystery into your mythical merch by buying a mystery tee at mythical.com