(rooster calling) (lion roaring) (heavy drum beat) (wheel spins) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. We’re hanging out with Goorgen, we’re smelling air fresheners. – Don’t freak out, but there’s a bee by your ear. – And don’t freak out, but he’s naked. (off-camera crew laughs) – Is this what we’re always going to do when – Yeah, yeah, yeah. – there’s an animal close to them? – Don’t freak out, but I don’t think that’s his stinger. – Oh God. (woman laughs off-camera) I quit. (audience laughs) I’m out. (Goorgen laughs) I stepped on a bee- – Once we stop talking about– – As a child. – You know that’s a saying, somebody says closer than a bee’s (beep). Have you heard that before? That’s a saying that I’ve heard before. – Anybody heard of that? – One or three are the same? – [Man Off-Camera] You share out. – Okay, yes. Okay, Goorgen, inside of this mesh black thing is a car air freshener. – Car air freshener. – Air freshener. We’re going to each sniff it, and then we’re going to work as a team to determine not only what flavor of scent it is, but also what stupid name has been given to it. – Right, because they’ve all got fancy names. Now, before we do that, I just want to remind you, if you have hair, or a beard, or lips, or you stink, then you need to go grab yourself some of our grooming items over at mythical.com, ’cause we got those. Learn anything? (co-host mumbles) That is not- – Pass it back. – Especially good. – It’s not fresh. – It smells like a pickle. – Yeah. – It does smell- – It smells like a dill pickle. – Oh wow, now that you’ve said pickle. – It’s a pickle, it’s a pickle. – Does it- – Coconut, something like that. – Cooked nuts. – Or maybe coconut. – Did you say coconut? – Yeah, I guessed. – Okay. – Let me break it. – No, don’t break it. Don’t break it! – Is it like one of those glow sticks? (co-host laughs) – That’s now how air freshener. – I think it’s pickle. You don’t smell the pickle? – Goorgen’s saying coconut. – Yeah, coconut. – It’s a pickle, man. – Are you a pickle man? – All right, all right, Goorgen, you could come on. We’re gonna say pickle, but we need you with us. Maybe pick. – Coconut pickle. – Who would put coconuts with their pickles? – Yeah. – Yeah, smell the other side. – The other side? – The other side smells like a pickle. (laughing) – Hey, Goorgen, smell the pickle side. – All right, he’s saying coconut, but Stevie, our official answer, two out of three is- – But we’ve gotta come up with a name. – No, pickle, we gotta know what it is first. – Okay. – Is it a pickle? – [Stevie] It is, and actually Rhett said the whole name just moments ago. – Dill pickle. – [Stevie] Yeah. There’s not really a fun name for this, it’s just dill pickle. – Oh, there’s not a fun name? Yeah. – Is it dill pickle? – [Stevie] You can make up one anyway. – That was good, right? – I was gonna say like pickle party. – [Stevie] Yes, that’s also what it’s called. – I didn’t have an answer, so. – Pickle paradise. – Right. – [Stevie] Yup. – Let’s have another one. A pickle poke party. – This one looks the same,. – [Stevie] No. – But inside is a different air freshener. – Different smell. – You go first. – Don’t say coconut, Goorgen. – You just tell us- – Unless it smells like coconut. (laughing) – You’re sniffing hard, man. What do you smell? – Green apple. – Oh, okay, well that’s a very specific one. – Green apple? – What do you think? – It smells like cleaner to me. – Hm. I think we’re in the fresh linens category. – Oh really? – Yeah, I think we’re dealing with clothes on the clothes line, you know what I’m saying? – No, I changed my mind. – Fresh linens. – I changed my mind. – [Stevie] Okay, half of what you’re saying is right. – Oh, linens is right. – Dirty linens. – [Stevie] No, the other half. – Fresh is right? – [Stevie] Yup. – Fresh boys (everyone laughs) with a Z. – Fresh bread that smells like cleaner. – Fresh wind. – [Stevie] Let’s start a gay air freshening company. (laughing) Fresh Boyz. (laughing) (Rhett laughing) – Fresh meadow. No fresh linens. (audience laughs) – [Stevie] No, I said half of what you were saying in the fresh part is correct. – Fresh clothes. – [Stevie] It’s in a cleaning category. – Fresh- – Soap? – Freshly cleaned sink. (off-camera crew laughs) Freshly cleaned- – [Stevie] It’s something that you do over a sink. – Fresh dishes? – Fresh dishes. (off-camera crew laughs) – That’s a dumb name. – What do you do over a sink? – [Stevie] It’s something that you do, but I don’t do over a sink. – Pee? Fresh piss. (off-camera crew laughs) – I mean, you ever peed in a sink? – I have when somebody else is in the toilet. – I’m talking to Goorgen. – Yes, it is better. His English better than me. (laughing) – But have you ever peed in a sink? – Yeah. – Yeah, definitely, yeah. (everyone laughing) – Yeah. Me too, man. (Goorgen laughs) It’s just so inviting. There’s the drain. It’s the right level. – It’s something a man does over a sink, but a woman doesn’t. Is that what – [Stevie] Yeah, yeah. – you were getting at? – Shave, freshly shaven. – [Stevie] Yep, fresh shave. – Fresh shave? – Fresh shave? – Well, I want to see it, can I open it? We didn’t see the last one. – It’s probably shaped like a man’s face. – Oh okay. – What is this? America. – Like a barber, like a barber. – Okay, there it is. All right. – Whoa, right into the middle, right into the bucket. (Goorgen laughs) – Watch out now. I might do something stupid. Caitlin looked at me like she was gonna kill me. (off-camera crew laughs) I won’t do it again, I’m sorry. Did it hit you? – [Caitlin] No. – It didn’t even hit her. – Sometimes I pee in the sink if it feels like the toilet is too far away. (off-camera crew laughs) And I mean like a sink that, like a hotel sink. (laughing) Not my own sink. It’s also a better height for me. Have you seen how tall I am? I mean, like a sink is a good level for me. – Lemon? – Lemon. – Lemon, looks like lemon. – Maybe. It’s still in cleaner territory. – Mmm, mmm, mmm. – Oh man, I have a headache from this stuff. I don’t drape this stuff in my car because it’s very strong. – Yes. – Do you drape stuff in your, what’s that yellow car from the commercial? It’s called like– – Shifty, shifty the forward – Yeah, yeah. – Yeah, still have it, that’s- – But the white, I mean, – The yellow car – It’s a yellow, yellow car. – What’s a- – Pink – Is it like a Jeep? – VW. VW. – It’s a Volkswagen but it looks like a- – Volkswagen. – They called it think. – Think? – Think. – The thing. – Thing. – It’s the Volkswagen thing. – Thing, yeah. – Volkswagen Thing. – They make only three years that type of the car. – Oh. – This is – Rare. – This is a fruit. – [Stevie] This is like the most abstract, not-going-to-make-any-sense with how it smells. – Like is it like sex on the beach? – [Stevie] Yes, – But for freshness? – [Stevie] But no. – Swanky hotel room mishap? (off-camera crew laughs) Confused monkey beverage? – [Stevie] Closer. (Goorgen laughs) – What part, monkey? – Up. – [Stevie] All of it. – Upset father- – Pina colada, it’s a pina colada – dipped in margarita? – [Stevie] No. It’s, I don’t have any hints written down, and this is really difficult to give any hints for. There’s some kind of conspiracy surrounding this. – Finland? – Aluminum foil hat smell? – Moon landing – Offage. – Moondust boys. – [Stevie] Close. – Moondust boys. (woman laughs off-camera) I’m gonna botch how to pronounce this ’cause we said it now five different ways. – Just give us the first word. – [Stevie] Well, there’s only one word. The company that makes it, or the line of these is Illuminati. – That’s stupid. – [Stevie] It’s hegemony. – Hegemony? – [Stevie] Yeah. – I’ve seen that word, but I’ve known what it means. – It means leadership or dominance, especially by one country or social group over others. – Hegemony. – I’ve always said hedge-a-mony, but that might be wrong. – I think you could – [Stevie] We played some videos, that’s why I’m just confused. – Goorgen, you know know what hegemony means ’cause I don’t. – No, I don’t know that one. – Me neither. – Oh, that’s dominance. – Ohh. – At least it looks cool though. – Oh, yeah. – I do like that. I do like symbols of the Illuminati. – And it stinks though. – It smells like a dirty secret. – Hey, while you got that out, let’s say and do something so we can get in one of those YouTuber videos where they think that we’re in the illuminati. I love getting featured in those. – Like what would we say? – We would say, “We don’t have anything to do “with this Illuminati. “In fact, we joke about it to throw you off our (sniffs) “scent.” (everyone laughs) Put me in one of your videos, please. (co-host sighs) You can zoom in on me. – Oh, this one almost smells okay. (off-camera crew laughs) – Yeah, looks, but I don’t know. – Do you like it? – I like it, but I don’t know what type of the smell. – Now do you put air freshener in your convertible? – Sometimes, yes I do. For the my convertible, no, it doesn’t need it. – ‘Cause of the air. – God, air fresher. (everyone laughs) – God air freshener. – Oh, that’s so strong. – Yeah. – Ahh, the different scents give me headaches in different places. Like this one gives me a headache behind my ears. – Okay. That has pineapple in it. – Pineapple? – It has pineapple. It’s definitely pineapple. It has pineapple-like flavor. – This is pina colada. – That might be pina colada. – Yeah. – Do you taste the coconut? – What’s your go-to drink, Goorgen? You like to drink a pina colada? – Yes, sometimes. – Do you discriminate? – No. – [Stevie] I was hoping you were going to say something in the linen category – Pineapple, I guess the pineapple, my idea. – [Stevie] Because that’s where I was gonna guide you. This is another weird one. It’s like- – Well, if you want your clothes to smell like pina coladas, then yeah. – [Stevie] It’s like- – Pina colada stain on my golf shirt. – [Stevie] It’s a specific piece of clothing is what they’re calling this. – Short golf shirt. – [Stevie] Shorts. (laughs) – Pina colada shorts. – Clean panties. – Pineapple shorts. – Pineapple print. Pineapple print socks. – [Stevie] It’s a type of sweater. – Pineapple print cardigan. – Cashmere with a goat still inside it. – Pineapple print. – Pineapple has nothing – Sweatshirt – To do with it, does it? – There’s definitely pineapple in there. – It’s a article of clothing. – [Stevie] I said it’s a specific kind of sweater. – Sweater vest. – Sweater weather, better together. – Turtleneck and- – [Stevie] Cable knit. – Take it out. – It’s called cable knit? – Take it out of there. Take it out. See what we got. – Oh. – Okay, it looks cool. So it smells like a sweater? – I feel like the reason we need to start Fresh Boyz is because we need to be more straightforward. – Oh, it smells very different. – [Stevie] This next one you’ve smelled before. I remember it because it has a horrible name. – Okay, this one’s very familiar to me. – A horrible name? – I can’t put a name to the scent. – Crime scene? Dead body in the wall? – It doesn’t stink like that, does it? – No, it smells great. – [Stevie] I think there should be one prominent scent. Oh. – This is a fruit. This is a fruity smell. – [Stevie] Oh, no. – Should be one what? – [Stevie] I think there’s one prominent scent that’s not crazy, but then the add-on name. – It’s like a tropical fruit, like a mango. – [Stevie] It’s not a fruit. – Flower? – [Stevie] No, it’s something that you use in baking. – Oh, like a spoon. (everyone laughs) – Like a spoon? Sugar, brown sugar. – [Stevie] Close. – Brown sugar boys? – Black sugar. (men laugh) – When you said close, you mean it is sugar? (men laugh) – [Stevie] No. – What are you laughing at? – [Stevie] It’s another item that you could use in baking. – So hard – [Stevie] That is adjacent to sugar. – Let him smell it, man. (Goorgen laughs) – Is adjacent butter? Flour? – [Stevie] No. – Eggs? – [Stevie] No. – You can bake with everything I just said. – [Stevie] There’s a small bottle of it. – [Men] Vanilla! – [Stevie] Okay, yup. – Vanilla nightmare. (woman laughs off-camera) Vanilla. – Vanilla. – Icicle. Vanilla cream. – Vanilla implosion. – Vanilla enema. (women laugh off-camera) Knew it. – [Stevie] If I’m remembering correctly, and I could be wrong or the design has changed. I do believe it looks like an American flag. – Vanilla. – Vanilla justice. Vanilla belief. Vanilla Walmart. – Vanilla rights. (everyone laughs) – No. (laughs) – [Stevie] Close, close. – I hope not. – [Stevie] It’s bad in my opinion. – Really. Vanilla pride? – [Stevie] Yup. – No, it’s vanilla pride? – Oh no! – What, seriously? – Ohhh! – And it’s- – It’s the first one, yeah? – But it’s just- – But it’s American pride. – It’s American pride, it’s not like- – Yeah. – This seems racist. That’s like a racist-seeming title. – That’s probably why they put it in there, just as the vanilla pride joke. You know, some high school is probably the vanilla pride. It’s probably some mascot, and they’re like, “We probably need to change this.” (laughs) – I’m warning you, man. – But it’s because we’re proud of the vanilla fields. – This one stinks. – Yeah. – Be careful. – (laughs) Really? – I think it does, yeah. – (sniffs) No. – [Co-Host] You like it? – Different smell. – [Co-Host] That’s bad, man. – This is the worst one. (Goorgen laughs) Belly button juice. – Silent protest. – Dumpster offage. Durian? You don’t like it. – [Stevie] No. – Durian? – [Stevie] This thing I don’t think smells bad. – Goorgen does not smell this at all. Goorgen says there’s nothing in here. – Goorgen proof. (Goorfen and crew laugh) – I think it must be related to transmissions because he’s immune to it. – This is something he’s smelled a lot. – Transmission fluid. – Transmission grease. – [Stevie] Okay, the first word is I would say a synonym for a field. – A field? A meadow? – Pasture. Valley. Grass? – Wheat sunrise. (off-camera crew laughs) That is killing me. – It’s not a pasture? – [Stevie] No. – But it means the same thing as a field? – [Stevie] You’re in the right area, and it also starts with a P. – Goorgen, what is in a field that starts with a P? – P, it starts, you wanna – Poe. – Starts with a P. – [Stevie] It’s not in the field, it is the field. – Just go ahead and cheat, that’s fine. – Yeah. – Ahhh! – Let’s look at it. – Let me help you shift it. – Okay. – Yeah, this one. (laughs) – All right, I still don’t, we’re looking at it. – Prairie! – [Stevie] Yup. – Prairie cowboy crotch? – [Stevie] And then it’s a vegetation that you would find. Are you just reading it? – Tumbleweed. It’s not on there. – But I don’t feel the smell. – [Stevie] Okay. It’s a plant. – Dank. – Prairie grass. Tumbleweed. Prairie fruit. – [Stevie] This plant sometimes produces a fruit. – Cactus? – [Stevie] Yep. – Prairie saguaro? – [Stevie] Prairie cactus. – Prairie cactus. – Prairie cactus. We were so close, Gordon, Goorgen. – I feel. – Can I call you Gordon occasionally just by accident. – Any name you can call. – So weird now. – Oh, so strong. They’re not made to put your nose right up to it, and I gotta say, you’ve been burying your face in these things, man. (men laugh) You don’t need to get that close. Whatever scent you still have, we’re killin’ it today, man. – That is okay. (laughs) – I mean, this is the reason why you can’t smell any of these ’cause you bury your nose in ’em. Do you get a headache from this? – Looks like I smell before something. – Beef? – No, before. (laughs) Before I smell. – Goorgen says it smells like beef, lemme see. – No, he smelled it before, man. – Because right now it’s mixed together. – Okay, so this is something that you’re familiar with? – Yeah, it’s all mixed in together. – Oh yeah, this is shaving cream. – It smells just like the shaving cream thing again. – [Stevie] This has a weird name that I don’t think you’re gonna get via the smell. – Shaving prairie cactus. – Can we look at it? – [Stevie] You used to, I don’t know. – Can we look? – [Stevie] When you went into a restaurant – I think we can look at this. – [Stevie] and you requested a – Menu. (Stevie and crew laugh) It says no smoking. Look it says, I almost put it away. – You used to request a menu. – I saw it, but I’m putting it away. – [Stevie] It’s just called no smoking. – No smoking, yeah that’s clever. – [Stevie] Okay, this last one, I have not personally smelled it, but I’m hoping that you can get this one. – Good gosh. Tell me you don’t like that? (off-camera crew laughs) You like it? – No, I’m confused. A lot of different smell. No, I don’t like it. This is more easier. – Okay. Oh, it’s bad, Goorgen. – Yeah. (men laugh) – You goin’ McGoorgen now? (men all laugh) – I- – There’s an idea. – I’ve killed so many brain cells sniffing this stuff, man. We are gettin’ stupid. – Smells like coffee. – And I just can’t afford it. – Coffee. Right? – [Stevie] No – Ain’t no coffee. Ain’t no coffee. – [Stevie] It should have a fake smell that you’re used to smelling. – [Men] Bacon? – [Stevie] Yup. – Yup. – Is it called bacon boys? (off-camera crew laughs) – Look at that. – Ohhh. – Just raw bacon. – The fresh boys will sell. – Who wants to hang? – Everything that we sell, all our scents will end with boys (upbeat music plays) and the three of us will be on every product. (upbeat music plays) Yeah, exactly. – [Male Voiceover] Look at feel your mythical best with our grooming collection, available at mythical.com.