(rooster crows) (roaring) (thud) (wheel clicking) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. Iliza and you. We’re gonna hang out. – But first, we’re going to say congratulations to Goodmythicalmaddi, you win a $30 Mythical.com gift card for representin’ that merch! #Merchicality. – Nice, Maddi! You’re gonna get more! All right, you’re a fan of the Sour Patch Kids, am I right? – I love Sour Patch Kids, it’s my favorite candy. – Did you know that they came in all these forms? – I did know that, I am gifted a lot of these at my shows. Did you know that there’s a difference between fresh Sour Patch Kids and not fresh Sour Patch Kids? – What, well, no. – They get hard? – Can I show you? So you buy a bag, right? – Yeah? – And like a raccoon, you tear into it, just on the corner, ’cause you’re not a person. And– – Oh my gosh. – These are fresh! – And you knew immediately. – You can tell they’re fresh because you can see the coating, the dusting, and when they’re not fresh, they take a darker color and all the sugar and all the citric acid or whatever, malic acid, soaks into it, so they’re dark. So these are fresh because they’re brighter and they’re lighter. – Well, of course they’re fresh. – Dink and sink it. – Mmhmm. – So again– – You think we’re gonna give you some old Sour Patch Kids? – These are the classics. Whoo! – Blue, they didn’t always have blue, it’s a recent addition. – Is that a different flavor? – I mean, once you’ve eaten like five, they’re all the same flavor, but when I was a girl, they didn’t have blue. – Oh, you know what? I’ve got all the flavors listed on the back here. Lemme see if– Okay, I mean, I think these are all pretty– – Do you chew them until they’re gone or do you just at some point swallow it like a pill? – I swallow them whole. – Right. – Like a whale. – Once you suck all the sweet and sourness off, you just swallow the pill. – All right, let’s see if y’all know the flavors. Okay, yellow is– – Yellow. (laughing) It’s yellow-flavored. It’s lemon. – Green is– – Green. – The apple. – No, I think it’s lime. – Grapes. – It’s lime, you’re right. – Right. – Orange is– – Orange. – Mmhmm. Blue is– – Blueberry, no, no, I’m sorry, blue raspberry. – Yeah, oh, yes! And red is– – Red is red, it’s cherry, but– – Yeah, it’s just red berry. – It’s red, Red Bull, it’s bull(bleep). – They just made up a berry that doesn’t exist! – There’s the blue ones, and they’re like, we need to make ’ema different color. Okay, it’s all berry. – Think of all the red things that they could, it’s strawberries, cherries, raspberries, they went with red berry. – Fried berry. – So we’ve got some hearts. Now, how would I open these like a raccoon? – You find a hole and you dig in like a little muskrat. – Oh. – Just a hole, small enough for one finger. – Yeah, yeah, yeah. – That way it just ruins it for anyone else. – What is that you’re openin’ up? – These are hearts. – You’re havin’ a little trouble with that. – You can’t bear it, can you? – Yeah, or you could just bite into it. – Raccoon that stuff. All right, so let’s put ’em over here for the people to see. And here we go. – But see, there’s different colors. – Yeah, there’s a light red and there’s a dark red. – It’s otherwise known as pink. – Oh. (laughing) – It’s a light red, and red. – You know what my favorite color is? Light red. – Mmhmm. – Do they taste different? – I don’t like that. – Ooh, ooh, I like that. – I feel like they didn’t need to do the two different colors because from this distance, I can’t even see it. – Well– – There’s a light red, there’s a dark red. – They both taste fine, they’re fine. – They’re not as good as the real thing, though. – I think these are red Sour Patch Kids that like didn’t quite make it and they were like, we’ll add something to it– – Make it a heart! – Make it a heart, make it a specialty item. – Okay, how about– – Let’s go with some of that ice cream. – I’m gonna stick with the– – Raccoon that? – The heart, oh, they have like, they call these– – Is a collab with Sweet Tart? – Conversation hearts candy. – Oh yeah. – Because love is, in 2020, we don’t wanna assume that someone’s in love. So it’s just a conversation starter for Valentine’s Day. – Yeah, it’s just platonic. – It just says, how are you? Nice weather. – I’ll tell you, nothing starts a conversation like stop. – Yeah. (laughing) I said no. – Bruh. – Unlock the door. (laughing) Is that an eggplant? (laughing) Gross, don’t you have a mother? (laughing) – Okay. – I don’t wanna eat these, oh well. – They’re pretty good, though, it’s like a Sweet Tart, but it’s– – No. – A little bit sour? – You just did what we do every morning on our show. – I don’t wanna eat this. – I don’t wanna eat these. – By the way, these– – That’s our practice. – It’s like a Sweet Tart and Tums, like, it’s all the chalkiness that you miss from Tums mixed with the mediocrity of a Sweet Tart. I said it, shots fired. – You want some ice cream? – I’ll tell you, though– – You wanna follow that up with some ice cream? – She’s good with the food assessments. I feel pretty threatened. I eat a lot of, that’s fair. I eat a lot of these. – Do we have spoons or we just goin’ raccoon on this as well? (laughing) – Let’s go with, oh, okay. (laughing) – M’kay. (laughing) I’ll try this, I’m into tryin’ that. – I don’t even like ice cream to touch my teeth. (laughs) Much less go under my nails. – Oh, it’s okay. I mean, my hands are clean. It’s actually not bad! – Hey, we kept the spoons clean, and I like that. – This is gonna be one of those things that gets shared on Facebook. In California, they’re eating ice cream with their hands! – Yeah, all of our spoons are dirty, send help! (laughing) CDC, send help! I can’t feel my fingertips now. The ice cream itself is actually very good. – I just don’t like, I’m not into fruity, like super soury ice cream land. – This is delicious. – Yeah, it’s refreshing, I mean– – Oh, you know what? Take it home with you. (laughing) – Just imagine it, imagine it being like (laughing) a hundred degrees outside. – A what? – A hundred degrees outside. You’re gonna want this at that point. – But you know, that’s like the biggest power move I’ve ever seen is somebody just eating ice cream with their hands, (laughing) like, just think of it, you’re like– Yeah. – You’re at a dinner and a sundae comes and you’re like– (laughing) – Welcome to my home, mm! You want some, I don’t think so. – Oh. (barking) – Oh God. (laughing) Oh, you went under the table, she didn’t know! Stop it, it’s his show! – Okay, there is a dog under the table that just attacked Link. – I need a napkin before I grab my dog by the mouth and give her kisses! – Iliza brought Tofu, her dog. – She’s a sweet girl, she was abused! – And she was under my feet the whole time, so I thought we were friends! (laughing) And I get down there and she’s, she’s under there like this, like, gah! – [Iliza] Well, you’re under wood! She’s scared! – Get back, Rhett, get back. – Help, the internet’s gonna roast me! – No, she’s fine! – She’s fine. – She’s fine, look at her. – Come here, baby. – Look at her, it’s all Link’s fault. – You sounded like a monster down there. – I know, he’s weird and he’s bad, I know. – She just doesn’t like doing live shows. (laughing) She just gets scared. There you go, here you go, you’re fine. – Your mom’s been eating ice cream with her hands. – Here, look, look, look, look, oh, tasty times call for tasty measures, here. (laughing) She’s like– – No. – She’s like, I eat my own vomit and that’s unholy. – It was like a courtesy lick of the air. – There you go. (laughing) (coughs) There you go. – Look at you. – She was napping. – Look at her gettin’ away from me. – Oh, you’re fine. – Yeah, you just, you scared the crap out of her. – Okay, we got a– – Look at that body. (laughing) – We got popsicles. – It’s the same color as your heart. – Oh, it’s dog nipple color. – Oh, sour nipples. – It’s not pink, it’s dog nipple. – Dog nipple berry red. – That’s what it was. – It’s a light red or whatever you call it. Oh there– – Oh, now she’s interested. – We’re gonna get reported. (laughs) – Look at how he just looked at me like, you ’bout to feed me a Sour Patch popsicle? – She’s not gonna eat anything we try to feed her. She’s smarter than us. – Let me just her, you can just be here with me. – Yeah, you’re cute. – One time we tried to feed an eagle– – To an eagle. – Avocado, which is a big no-no. – Really? – Mmhmm. – I feel like that’s right. – Avocado is bad for all animals except people. – Dogs can have avocados. – No, they can’t. – It’s really good for white girls. (laughing) – Do not feed your dogs avocados! Yeah. – This has like no flavor. But I think it also has freezer burn, or are they all stripey? You guys, I’m sorry, I don’t mean to interrupt. (laughing) – Sorry. – Your good central morning. This is garbage. – It’s kinda tasteless. – Yeah, that’s what I was saying. That was gross. Maybe you’ll have it then. Tasty times, tasty times call for tasty measures. No. – She’s not gonna do it. – She doesn’t trust me. – All right– – Yeah, that’s not impressive. But I’m very interested in– – Their cereal there, I really wanna try that cereal. – Open the candy canes, I’m gonna open the cereal. – SHe’s interested in sniffing everything, though. – That’s how she knows. – Have you had the cereal? – Mmhmm, it’s bad. (laughing) It’s bad, and I love Sour Patch Kids. – Have you had it with milk? – Why would I add that? Stop that, these look like Cheetos! – Yeah, they’re so thin and frosty. – Yeah, ooh, ooh, they smell! (sniffs) They smell sour. And why would you wanna add that to milk first thing in the morning? This tastes like Trix. – [Link] Froot Loops to me. – [Iliza] Yeah, these are, you know what? – [Link] They’re not sour. – [Iliza] I take it back. – They smell sour, but they don’t taste sour. – Yeah, I would eat this. I endorse it. – It does taste like Trix. – I said it was gross, but I would eat it. – And I don’t even want those candy canes. – No. – There’s nothing special about it at all. – So you’ve had everything here. But have you had Sour Patch adult shots? – [Stevie] Wait, are you seriously, after all this, not going to try the candy canes? – Okay, we’ll try it. – It just seems so basic after all of that. – I mean, I tried it, it wasn’t any good. – Yeah, what he said. – I’ll try it, oh my gosh. – It didn’t even taste like Sour Patch Kids, it tasted like a green candy cane, which is a travesty to begin with. – I like how you guys split their legs and now they have real legs. You’ve given them the gift of mobility. (laughing) Their little, there it is. – Don’t drink that one. Drink this one. – Okay. I’m a fun girl. – Okay, here we go. – We’re adults! – Dink it– – But we still have sour patches. – Where we goin ‘after this? (coughing) Wait, bite the thing! (groans) – Oh, oh, got to bite the– – Quick, lick my neck! (laughing) And quick, kiss a dog! (smooching) – So that’s a thing that you would like– – She didn’t want a kiss. – She’s like mmm. She might– (laughing) – Wah, rejection! – We just had a moment. She has the most judgmental dog face I’ve ever seen. You’re so cute! – She’s the Chinese grandmother you never had. – But you’re so judgmental. – She’s Chinese, yeah, she doesn’t– You hold her, she’s okay. Everything’s fine. There we go. – It’s fine, everything’s okay. – She’s like, it’s not gonna be okay! – So what are choosin’ as our favorite? My favorite, I think, is the ice cream. – I like the cereal. – I gotta be honest, I didn’t find any of them as repugnant as I thought I would. I love the original, but I didn’t mind the ice cream. It’s such a long-winded answer. You guys just gave real answers, I’m like, well, originally, my feelings– – (laughs) I wanna get this right. – You know what? I say cereal because I pooped it, I poo-pooed it for so long, but it is not bad. – Well, you will later as well. (laughing) – Thanks for hangin’ out and giving us your dog. – Oh, thanks for givin’ me heartburn and having me hang out, yeah, you keep her. – [Rhett] Cover your arms in Mythicality with all of our stylish long-sleeve tees at Mythical.com