Okay, Rhett, since you called heads, whoever has tails has to give CPR to their shoe. – Whoever has tails? If it’s tails, then I have to give CPR to my shoe. – That’s what I mean, yeah. I haven’t figured out this Coin of Mythicality yet. – It’s tails. It’s tails, but we’re in quarantine, so I’m barefoot, man. – What, you gotta give CPR to your foot? Welcome to Good Mythical More, by the way. – I’m gonna go get a shoe. – This is gonna be lots of fun, because we’re having a taco party with Josh and Paisley. They’ve each made their own strange tacos with whatever they have in their house. Paisley, I don’t know, this isn’t a competition, but I’m sure Josh is gonna try to make it one, so, and you know what I got. I got this tuna taco here, so don’t reveal what you got yet, but if you guys wanna make, if you wanna talk some smack, that’s fine, but I don’t know, go for it. – Mine’s more creative than Josh’s. – I don’t doubt that. I don’t doubt that, and I would not want a creativity competition with Mike Paisley, I must say. – Yeah, I don’t know how much of a taco it is, but I made a variety, I kinda did a medley. – Oh, okay, so you got a lot of irons in the fire. I also want to talk about the story that you shared with everyone in the company the first time we did a video chat, a couple of weeks back, about the controversy with your neighbor. So, once we taste the tacos we can talk about that. Rhett, did you get a shoe? – I did, these are the shoes that I am wearing most often during quarantine. – Yeah, yeah, yeah. – Boy, they’re so comfy, and I do not wear socks with them, just so you know. – That’s why this is a punishment, I guess, you gotta do mouth to shoe resuscitation. You can do it floating, ’cause it’s not– – What is it gonna be, what is the song? – Well first you gotta talk to it, and make sure that it’s not responsive. – Sir, sir, are you with me? – It’s “Annie are you okay?” – I’m going to do CPR on you. Do I have your consent? Do you have to ask for consent? – [Link And Paisley] Yes. – Do I have your consent to do CPR? – Ironically, if they don’t give you consent, that means you need to do it, I think this is the one time where that’s the case. – I probably shouldn’t have brought consent into this, but anyway, I don’t think the new CPR rules are, you’re not supposed to do the blowing in the mouth. Isn’t that the new CPR rules, I think it’s just chest compressions. – Josh, you’re a lifeguard. – Yeah, I am. I was a lifeguard to yell when we did the pool in the… Yeah, no, I believe that is a date thing to do the mouth to mouth, and it was supposed to be “Staying Alive,” too, like “Ah, ah, ah, ah.” – You can’t sing on YouTube. – Oh! – Even that monotone, horrible interpretation. – It’s saving people’s lives! You can sing if it saves a life, that’s a rule. – I don’t know if you can tell, but it’s putting a tuft of air every time I… – That’s good, that’s a good sign. That means that the air’s getting through. – I think I got it working. I think I got him breathing. – All right, good, your shoe is resuscitated. – Ironically, it’s made from the skin of a dead animal. – [Link] You got another one of these? – I have the one that I was already nibbling on. – Josh, I don’t think you were able to listen in on Rhett’s argument, but did you know that Jack in the Box tacos are made of tuna fish? – I did not, I’ve heard the theory. I do not believe it to be true, but I’m excited to hear what Rhett has to say about it. – Okay, you’ll have to watch that. – All you gotta do is listen to what I said. – It’s like the McDonalds horse meat thing, it’s like it’s one thing that happened in the 70s, and it never happened again. And also, horses are just thin cows, neither here nor there, but. – Is that gonna be a topic on your podcast? – Unpopular opinion from Josh. – Are horses just thin cows? Okay, you and Nicole can debate that once the podcast kicks back into gear. So are you guys fans of the Jack in the Box taco? – I’ve never had a Jack in the Box taco. I’m a fan of Jack in the Box. – Mike, you seem like you would be the guy to have had a Jack in the Box taco. – I don’t think that’s a compliment, Josh. – That is absolutely a compliment, why would it not be? I’m not the biggest fan, only because Taco Bell tacos are so perfect that if I’m getting a taco, I like though to take a Jack in the Box taco and put it on my Jumbo Jack, and then I can eat a taco burger. But standalone, they’re not my favorite. – I’d never had one. They’re made and then deep fried again, and it’s my favorite taco now, thanks, Rhett. – I love the hot oil and lettuce combination that you get. – Okay, I’ve already finished my taco while you guys were blabbering on about tacos. So what do you have in your tacos? – Yeah I feel like if it’s okay, I’d like to go first, because Josh is gonna definitely win this. I’m just gonna show, like I said, I made a plate medley, and so I’ve got a few things going on. This is an English muffin half, this is a pizza crust that I just scraped all the toppings off, and then this is half of a tortilla we had. And then I’ve got a couple sticks of cheese, and so I was just gonna put a stick of cheese on that slice of pizza, and then for the meat, I have a couple leftover turkey meatballs, and a pepperoni meat stick that I diced up, and then I let it cook in the old frying pan, and now it’s a taco. It’s a pizza taco taco. – Is the crust pizza crust or something different? – No, it’s pizza crust. – Hold on, so you’re just, that’s just a slice of pizza, folded. – No, I took all the pizza toppings off, and I put, I’d show you, if I turn it sideways, it’s all gonna be ruined. – This is about improvising, man, that’s what quarantining is all about. – Yeah, man, this is what I had, this is what I did, why are you quarantine shaming me right now? – I just didn’t know that you used something besides, I’m sorry. – I haven’t even gotten to the English muffin, this one’s the embarrassing one. – The pizza one sounds really good because it’s a slice of pizza with an additional cheese stick on it. – I feel like you missed the part, though, I scraped everything off of the pizza, it’s just the crust, it’s just the pizza crust. – And then you re-added pepperoni. You re-added pepperoni, to be clear. – And turkey. – It sounded gorgeous. – I’d love just a sandwich, Josh. – I love that you didn’t have one strong dish, so you put out three, it’s like the contestant on Chopped who’s like “I’ve done corn three ways,” and it’s like “Aw, they’re all gonna be bad, “you should’ve done one good one.” – The tortilla’s probably better, but I feel like you should just go, Josh. – What do you got? – Okay, so what I have, first of all, the tortilla, that’s a freshly made flour tortilla that I did yesterday, and you can go to Mythical Kitchen to check out how to make ’em, it’s actually super easy. – Guys, I have a promotion as well. It’s more like a promotion slash situation with my neighbor, just to make a clever segue, to call it a promotion. I, as you know, I just moved into a new place, and the most exciting part of this new place is that we have a private yard. And that’s really the reason we got this place, is because my girlfriend Ruby and I really wanted to have some outdoor space, and with the current situation, it’s like a bigger benefit than ever. The problem is we live in a duplex, and so our duplex is shaped like an L. And so our apartment is the bottom part of the L, and it goes like this, and then there’s the neighbor’s part, does this, right? But then our yard is up in here, in the empty part of that L. And so, we know that our neighbor’s windows are right by the yard, so right when we moved in we tried to be conscious of the neighbor’s windows being right there, and we’ve been here for two days, and one of the neighbors rolls up his window, and he’s like “Hey, I’m still sleeping here, “you guys are killing me.” And we felt terrible, so my girlfriend wrote a note, we put it on the front door and it’s like “We’re so sorry, we didn’t mean to be loud, our bad.” Just tried to really smooth things over. And then a week went by, our landlord texted us and said that the neighbor was complaining about noise in the yard, and maybe we could share the yard, and it would just patch things over, and we’re kinda like “Well, we don’t wanna do that, “because it’s our yard.” And we offered to have quiet hours. – The rent that you’re paying is, you factored in that you get a yard. – Yeah, yeah, our apartment’s actually 20 square feet, it’s just that the yard is so awesome, we live in like a garage. No, I’m kidding, I’m kidding, but yes, absolutely. – Well it looks like you live in a greenhouse, which is pretty cool. – Wait ’til you see the yard, but thank you. So anyway, a week went by, and the neighbor rolled his window up again, it was 10:30 in the morning, we put a moratorium on noise in the morning, rolls up the window and he’s shouting at us, and he says “I’m gonna blare porn out the window every day, “this is ridiculous, I can’t believe you’re doing this.” – Gonna what every day? – Blare porn out the window every day in retaliation. And so, yeah, as you do, like we all know that’s the best vengeance. And so this puts us in a super awkward position, because we wanna be nice to this guy, but also maintain the privacy of our yard. But he’s making it really hard to be nice, and so it’s to the point now where that feels so aggressive, where like, what do we do? Should we blare porn into his window for him, as a courtesy? – If you’re gonna get porn blared at you, you might as well already be in an awkward position. They kinda go together. – That’s not untrue. But the biggest problem is now we have this yard, and we wanna be cool and invite the neighbors over, but we feel really weird, ’cause it was so confrontational. So I, really my promotion’s, I wanna crowd source a solution to how do we, what kind of peace offering, what can we do? – Rhett, you have experience with this, I know you guys were talking about this. – Ear Biscuits listeners may remember the situation I had with my neighbor who, in a similar fashion over a dispute about a tree, threatened to sue me, and also, did not say he was going to physically harm me, but… – Somebody just drug a stool. – I think somebody just sniffed. – I finished my taco and I pushed the plate forcibly out of the way. – I thought you were just breathing while eating. And I felt physically threatened at one point. Anyway, and it was the same kinda deal, it was like “Whoa, where did this come from?” This seems like this guy was just waiting for somebody new to move into this house so he could do his thing, which is to be an asshole to the new person, right? I just think that that’s some people’s way of being. And my strategy, which I won’t go into all the details, but my strategy was basically kill him with kindness, invited him to a coffee shop, me and Jessie went to a coffee shop with him and his wife, and the dude wept at the coffee shop, feeling bad about what he had done. And now we exchange gifts for Christmas. – What kind of gifts does he get for you? Wine, okay. – They really like wine, and we also like wine, so it’s just a little wine exchange. – So you were gonna kill him with a guy named Kindness? You and Kindness were gonna team up. – Yeah, so, because the idea of escalating, I mean I will say that– – Attach a note that explains your rationale. – Like a porno DVD. He seems to be a connoisseur, just give him a couple DVDs. – I think that what you have to do, is you have to say “Hey, we would really like “to sit down and talk about this,” and in that moment is not the moment, you set a time to talk. So you might knock on the door and say “Hey, I really wanna set a time for us to sit down, “maybe we can go grab a coffee somewhere.” It is good to go to a public place so they can’t make an ass of themselves. – Well you can’t do that right now. He’s gotta deal with this now, man. – Yeah, right, I forgot about coronavirus. So you’re gonna have to say “Hey, let’s meet in the backyard.” – No, don’t meet in the backyard. – Maybe I’ll just call up Kindness, and we’ll take care of it the old fashioned way. – I think you have to have a meeting. – Set up a meeting on the stoop, where you’re in the road, 10 feet apart. – That sounds confrontational, like a showdown, should I make it at sundown? – I’ll tell you right now, this virus has complicated this a lot, because sitting 10 feet away from someone while having this kinda conversation just make it seem so much less personal. – I know, and I do understand that, ’cause homeboy might just be in his room, locked up in quarantine, right? Where he’s, and he’s just got this new neighbor, making noise right outside his window, but meh, you know? We could’ve been best friends, I want to, but yeah, not yet, we gotta wait for this pandemic to settle down. – Nothing as of late? – No, he actually left. And so I don’t know if it’s ’cause of us, but he just packed up his car, not with all of his stuff, but half of his stuff, he’s gone, so he’s been gone for a week. – He will be back, but it may be after the… – If he comes back, yeah, after the virus, then you can enact the kindness plan. – Yeah, ’cause that’s what we wanna do, we hoped it would be awesome, we understand the proximity, that’s why we wanted to be buddies with them, you know, invite ’em over for drinks and make ’em dinner. – When this passes, he’ll come back, and you can enact a coffee date, but until then, hey, just blare porn, he’s not even there. – [Rhett] Prop up our mythical content with a mythical or GMM pop socket, available now at Mythical.com.