(rooster crowing) (lion roaring) (drum bangs) (Rhett grunting) – Okay, Rhett, since you called heads, that means if it’s tails, then you have to get a family member to get something from the kitchen that you have to eat no matter what. Otherwise, I have to do it. – Okay, it is- – Welcome to Good Mythical More by the way. – Tails, I lose. Shepherd! Bring me the food, boy! – Sorry, Lando. You can’t get me anything ’cause Rhett lost. – [Lando] No! – Maybe next time. (Stevie laughs) Lando had something in mind he wanted to give me but– Hey, he also gave me this. – Come in here and tell everybody what, get down here. All the way down here. What is this? – it’s an ant lollipop. – It’s an ant lollipop. (chuckles) He knows how this show works. – Yeah, go for it. Open that up. – You sure you don’t want this? – Now, not only do we have Stevie hanging out but we got Ellie. Hello Ellie, thank you for joining us for Good Mythical More. – Hi. – Hey, Ellie – It’s so good to be here. – Ellie, tell us what the adventure is that you’re gonna take us on today. – Okay, I’m going to be walking you guys through a quarantine edition of a makeup tutorial. – Okay. – so, I think there’s two looks that are most important during this time. And look number one is a no-makeup, makeup look. I think we’re all sort of like getting back to basics, sort of making due. And the first step of the no-makeup makeup look is not putting on make-up. (laughs) You’re not seeing anybody. You don’t need it. – It is what? – Save your product. – Yeah, that’s nice. Not putting on make-up, like ugh (mumbles). – First step, last step, no makeup (laughs) – Yeah. Alright, we’ve done it. – Alright, bye, (chuckles) – Alright, oh you’re, how’s that sucker taste? – It just tastes like a Jolly Rancher. I mean, until you get to an ant. You know this is just one of those things. – What is this? – [Lando] Just drink it. – I’m not, ugh! (Lando laughing) Lando’s slippin’ me a little glass of nasty here. He wanted me to drink the fish sauce from the first episode. No, I ain’t doin’ it man. – Oh Lando, Lando is a good producer. – Smart boy. – I see. – Nah, I can’t do it. – [Lando] Have just a teaspoon. – I can’t do it. I can’t do it. I gotta put on makeup. – He’s going for that callback, that was good. – I’m not gonna do it! – This is one of those things they put in a gift shop somewhere in some museum, and look it’s like “Mommy, give me the ant watermelon “lollipop because I wanna be the kid who eats ants!” And then it really is nothing. I mean it’s nothing, kids. Telling you right now. – Is that what Shepherd did? Is that a Shepherd impression? (laughs) – Shepherd wouldn’t have picked this. Somebody got this for him. – So Ellie, do you have– – And that’s why he just gave it to me (laughs). – Do you have another dimension to this make up tutorial? – I do, that’s just look one. (laughs) – We’re already done. look two is just called a matching makeup look with a friend. I think you guys have families that you’re living with, which is like good for you. – Don’t we. – I’m so glad that you have like wives and children. I live alone. Fully alone and– – How you doing girl? How you doing? – Oh, I’m holding up. – Okay – You know I’m an extrovert with a capital E, and so it’s been touch and go. (laughs) – Oh, gosh. – (laughs) No, I’m fine, I’m fine. FaceTime is good. – You have a lot of plants. You have a lot of plant friends. That’s something. – I have a lot of plant friends. Yeah, that definitely brings me joy. – And you talk to your plants. – So Christy gave me a baggie ’cause I understand that you have talked to our wives, and she prepared a nice floral bag. I do not know what’s inside. – Nice. – Floral. – Well, you know what, I don’t know if I showed you this, but my wife gave me, she put all of this stuff into this giant cup that has these naked ladies as handles. (laughs) – Wow! – Look at that. – That’s extremely chic. – That’s a back-end of a lady. – I don’t know how, okay. – So I got some brushes. What you want us to do? – My wife didn’t give me anything. – Okay. – I got mom stuff. – So about the first step of this makeup tutorial is, you’re gonna take out a pen, okay? – Like a writing utensil? – Does everyone have a pen? Yeah like a writing utensil. You should have a pen there somewhere. – Got it. – And basically what you’re gonna do is, this whole makeup tutorial is about creating the illusion of getting ready to go out with a friend. But if you don’t have a friend, you’re gonna make one. So the first thing you do is make a fist with your hand. – Okay. – Like a hand puppet. – Oh we’re gonna do this. – And you’re gonna draw two eyeballs, just sort of right here, and here and you wanna keep the fist intact so that the circles go around the wrinkles. – The circles. – Not roasting you guys. I have wrinkles on my hands too, okay? – What kind of eye balls are we doing? What you doing? – So just like cartoon eyeballs, like you can just do like two ovals. And you can make, it’s good to make them bigger if you can. But yeah, just a circle, like an oval, and then a big pupil in the middle. (laughs) – And it’s gonna look a little buggy but we’re gonna fix that with makeup, okay? – I don’t know. I mean, that’s my beginning. (laughs) – Can I see it? – Okay. – It’s a little small but I think that’s your truth. I think that’s very cute. – ‘Kay – Okay – I need a better pen. – How’s that? – Oh that looks great! – Hey there, Ellie! – It’s good – That’s perfect. – Let’s video chat! – Hi, Link’s friend. (laughs) – I can’t put my hand that way. – Oh Rhett, that looks great. Okay. – I know I should’ve done it on the back like that. Would that have worked? – Okay. – No. – (laughs) Okay. I hope this is the hardest part. – (laughs) That looks good. – Look, you can make it look like a tongue is inside. – This is mine, by the way. Yeah, you can make it look like there’s a tongue inside. – There’s a lot you can do with your friend, once you get into it. – Alright, now what? – Okay, so the next step you’re gonna do is, using the same pen, you’re going to just outline the shape of whatever lip shape you wanna do. So you’re gonna go the top lip on your forefinger, and the bottom lip on the bottom of your thumb. And this is just going to be the outline. Almost treat it like lip liner ’cause you’re gonna wanna cover this up. – I didn’t leave a lot of room left for the lip on the top. – I know, I’m gonna need a– – That’s okay. It can have a thin top lip, just like yourself, you know? (laughs) – Oh shoot, girl. (laughs) – Who knows, I’ve had to apply a lipstick to his own face, so I know. – To his own face. (laughs) – Yup. – I’m drawing my outline. – I don’t know what lips look like anymore. – Oh, this is tough. (laughs) – It’s not easy. – This looks really terrible. – Yeah, I mean this is just sort of an idea where the lipstick’s gonna go but I’ll be able to– – Okay that’s great Link. – I’ll get it in there. – Yeah, I have mine drawn here. – Hey, I’m doing good, (evil laughter) – The next step is, you’re gonna, – Wow. – What kind of pen do you have? Is that a marker? – Hey, I got a marker pen, yeah! – Yeah, I need a marker pen. – Right, if your hand puppet looks a little too soft, we’re gonna be defining the features throughout this makeup tutorial. – Okay alright, let’s move on then. – Okay, so while you take out your lipstick, you should have a bold lip color in there somewhere. – I have a neutral. – Neutral, listen, that’s extremely you, Stevie. – How’s that? – And so all of this– – That’s pretty bold. – Oh that’s perfect. Okay, and then you’re just going to… I would open up the hand, and sort of, that’s why you made the outline. (laughs) So that you can start following along. And you’re gonna wanna cover up, the way that it goes. – How many times have you done this to yourself over the past couple weeks of isolation? – I’m gonna decline to comment. (laughs) – ‘Cause now you’re showing me I’ma be doing this all the time. I’m gonna be doing this all the time. – Talking to myself has gone up a thousand percent. For sure. – Yeah, yeah. Ain’t no shame in that. – Yeah. – Have you taken up any new hobbies, or any like, self-enrichment stuff? the self-enrichment. – (laughs) God, that’s so, (laughs) – Oh my god, (laughs) – I love this. I love this! I love this! – That looks great. – Hello. – This is so fun! – Hi there. – My eyes are so far apart. – Hi, my name is Lynette. – It’s okay. (slow laughter) Alright, now what? – Okay, now take that same lipstick – Is this lipstick you would never use or something? – Now that’s a good one. – Oh this is a good one? – And you’re gonna apply to your own lips. And you can use the same product because you cannot contract anything from your hand puppet. And isn’t that great? – Yeah but oh– – Wait what are we doing? – Whoever uses it, you have to make them contract something. – Use the same lip color on your own lips. (laughs) And start at the center, and you’re gonna blend it up. – Oh, y’all making yourself big in the chat. Is that what’s happening? – I gotta do that. Yeah, I had to look at myself here. – Yeah, make yourself big in the chat. – I did it. – This is my natural way of doing makeup. I always come to work, no makeup. And then the first half an hour of the day, Shouldn’t be telling you this. (laughs) I open up the FaceTime screen, and then I put my makeup on. In the writer’s room. (laughs) – Okay, that’s fine. – I never put my makeup on at home. – Yes, twinning. – And then look she’s matching! – Hey, I’m matching! – It’s all very trilling. – Hey. – Let me see yours, Rhett. – We both have soft upper lips. (laughs) – This is like the weirdest, like, puppet show situation ever. – Alright Ellie, let’s kick this puppy in the high gear. ‘Cause I want some nice couture on this thing. – Okay, so the next thing you’re gonna do is, you’re gonna take a colorful eyeshadow. – What about a neutral? – And you’re going to… Okay you can do a neutral, Stevie. You can be the neutral. I like a colorful eyeshadow because it makes it pop. And so what we’re gonna to grab – Come on Stevie, go bold. – I don’t have bold. – Your favorite color, and then using your pointer finger, you’re just going to sort of smoosh it onto the top of where it looks like your eyelid. – Is this a eyeshadow? – Yeah, that’s an eyeshadow. Good job. – Okay, yeah, thank you. – I’m proud of you. – Look at that. – I’m going dark. Oh hey! – Ooh, you should go blue. – That’s bold boys. – So you’re saying use my finger and put it where? – And just put it on top of the eyeball like that. – Oh, like a eyebrow. – And then you’re gonna use the same color, and gonna apply it to your own lid, just right over the main lid. I don’t know how to do eyeshadow fancy. So I just do this. I just go buh-buh-buh-buh! – Lil’ bruise. – Oh that looks perfect Stevie. – Thanks. – Little smokey eye. – Buh-buh-buh-buh! – Buh-buh-buh-buh? – Not looking this good on me. – Buh-buh-buh-buh! – I doubt it. – Buh-buh-buh-buh! (laughs) – Pretty good. – You got it Link, oh. – What was it? – Buh-buh-luh-buh-luh-buh (laughs) – Buh-buh-luh-buh-luh-bees! – There’s a cafeteria, yeah a cafeteria. Like a restaurant, but it’s like, feels like a cafeteria. – Like A&W. – Yeah, like A&W! But it’s called Luby’s and it’s… Oh Rhett, you look beautiful! I just am now seeing it. – Yeah, you know I do. (laughs) – We do what we can. (laughs) – I’m more proud of my hand, than I am about my face, but oh well. – Now we’re gonna take out an eyeliner. Okay, you should all have an eyeliner, either a liquid eyeliner or a pencil. – Okay. – And we’re just gonna try to make a thin line, because your hand doesn’t actually have an eyeball. We’re gonna sort of create the illusion of that. And we’re going to line that over just the top of whatever eyeball you drew. – Just the top? – ‘Kay? – Okay yeah, oh this is– – And I’m gonna give mine a little cat eye. – Oh, We I should’ve drawn with this all along. – Oh yeah. – Yeah, so that’s what I meant Rhett. – While I’m in there, I’ll also make my pupils with that. (chuckles) – Okay. – Wow. – That’ll do. – Now I’m doing that to myself. – I did that too. – Oh yeah, this thing has got a big, a big pointy thing on it. – Let me see yours Ellie? Oh, dang, okay. – It’s bleeding a little bit into the creases of my hand, which makes me self-conscious as a 27 year old but it’s fine. – Oh you put this on your own eyeball too, huh? – You don’t have to put it on your own eyeballs, since you have an eyeball. I find eyeliner to be hard on myself. – But I wanted to make her pop. But you can do it. – Too late. – You know what friend, I love that for you. (laughs) – (laughs) Too late. – How’s that? – But I would put on mascara if you have it. – I have some. – I’ve seen this thing. – Yeah you can wing it out. – Wing it out. – You’re really winging it out. – I’m gonna wing out my hand too. – I’m gonna have a neighborhood walk after this. – Yeah, I’m gonna go to the grocery store. – Wait what did you say about the mascara? – Is this permanent, huh? – I think I don’t have mascara. I think that was one thing. – It’s okay Rhett. – Left out of this– – Oh gosh, that’s gross when you did that. – It made it look like, it’s suddenly like, look it makes it look like it has a long nose. (laughs) – Now what? – Alright. – Now what? – So the final step Stevie, if you want you can apply some highlight to your hand, but for Rhett and Link and me you’re gonna take one of the false eyelashes. – Okay. – And using scissors, you are going to cut that into quarters because your little hand friend, – Quarters? – Has smaller eyes than a human. – So you’re gonna see it like this. – Man, this thing is sealed in here. – Where do you suggest the highlight? – You’re really just going to freestyle with what you think creates a face. So I would do it on the outside, sort of down the middle of your pointer finger. And then on the inside of where your crease of your thumb and your forefinger meet so it’s almost like it has cheek bones. – It’s almost like a what? – It’s almost like it has cheek bones. – Cheekbones, yes. – Show it to me. Show me what you’re doing. – Show the pink power. – Okay, so I just cut, – Oh wow! – I just cut that down. – Dang! – And then I added it to the outside to add the illusion of eyelashes, okay? – Is that– – So you’re just gonna cut it to your own preference. (laughs) – Oh look, mine– – And then I just added my– – I don’t know if you can see that. – Oh, Rhett, those look great! Wait, wait, wait, hold it. Wow. – Oh this this is stinky! – Look at that. Because I’m about to (roars) (laughs) – Well, look at that it’s like, (grunts) It’s like one of those, it’s like a Guillermo’s monster. – Yeah, it is a little bit scary, but like you don’t wanna judge your– How’d that go? – Oh yeah, okay good. – we’re not great. – And then Rhett and Link, if you wanna catch up with Stevie, we’re just adding highlights. – Hi! – So you should have something that’s shiny. – Something that’s shiny? – You’re gonna wanna pop that on top of your cheek bones. You guys know the highlight game. And then down the center of your nose. – So you just gotta pop off my cheek bones. – I’m gonna rub that in, like I’m a very finger-based makeup artist. – I noticed. – I’m just going to rub it in. Well I’m washing my hands constantly so, – Yeah, I’ma be washing my hands a lot in few minutes. Oh gosh, look at that. What the crap happened there? It’s like geological layers of, It’s like crap swirling in the middle of this. (giggles) – What is this? – That’s not how you describe it. It looks like a nice palette. That’s probably like a mix. So you just pop that over your cheek bone. – Now I got this makeup tutorial lighting where I’m so blown out, you can’t tell what’s going on. Is that right? – I don’t know if you can tell but I’m very shiny right now. – Ooh, I can see. You are popping. – Now this creates the illusion of sunlight, which I haven’t seen in a while ’cause I’ve been indoors. (laughs) – The illusion of sunlight. – Now I got my highlights there. – I feel like this is great Ellie. I really, I think, well, either this could be great or terrible. But I do feel like we’ve achieved something. – Yeah. – Yeah, so basically, that’s the tutorial. You’ve got a friend. So then the final step is to just give them a name, and then tell them that they’re better off without their ex-boyfriend. – Hey Lynette, you’re better off without that crappy person. Thanks, you’re pretty good yourself. (laughs) – Rhett, what’s the name of your friend? – My name is Troy. (laughs) – ‘Kay, Troy. – And I’m better off without my crappy ex-boyfriend. – That’s right Troy. Good for you Troy. And Stevie? – I’m going with Bethesda, which I don’t know– – Ooh! – But I do feel like Bethesda. And you know what Bethesda? You’re better off. (laughs) – I was like really looking into its eyes, and it really got me. I really– – Yeah, I know! – It just– – She can tell if you’re taking it seriously, so you do have to deliver it. – And what about you Ellie? – Stop thinking about that ex of yours. He doesn’t deserve you. – Yeah, that’s right. – Okay, okay. This is Martha and Martha you’re strong, independent, technically not, but in spirit you’re independent. (laughs) – Independent hand puppet and you don’t need that guy. You don’t need anyone to take any time from you because you are your number one priority, and I love you. – Yeah, what was his name? – Now let’s go, Denzel or Kirk. (laughs) (upbeat music) – Thank you Ellie, this is– – Thank you Ellie. – This is quite– – I know what I’m doing tonight. – This is so much fun. – [Rhett] A new “Caring is Cool” tee call away is out now and a portion of the proceeds will go towards COVID-19 relief. Show your support at Mythical.com.