(rooster cry, roar) – Welcome to Good Mythical More, we’re gonna taste some mystery salts. – But first, we’re going to check our latest voicemail. – Oh, I love this. – [Voicemail Speaker] You guys are dope, have a good day. – Yeah! – Yeah, man! – You know what, that’s what I need to hear sometimes. – I think he’s on the Ferris wheel, Panama City Beach right now, and he refuses to get off, man. – You guys are dope, have a good day. – Hey man, thanks for doping us. You know? – Listen, I gotta – You got this record in front – I gotta talk about this thing that’s just blocking me here before we get into salt tasting. And this is our new Mythical Society Quarterly Collectible. It’s a record, y’all. It’s another vinyl thing, we’ve done it again. – It’s pink. – This is the Rhett and Link I’m On Vacation, or Rhett and Link On Vacation, vinyl. It’s got three tracks on it, including– – Actually, that’s not the actual record, ’cause we don’t have it. They’re printing them, so this is the color it’s gonna be, but that’s not actually it. Which is why I didn’t pull it all the way out. – I was wondering why you weren’t pulling it all– – The one that you get will be the actual record. – But it will be pink. (laughs) Okay– – Did you say you gotta sign up by April 30th? – Well, I’m gonna tell you what’s on it first. – 3rd Degree, April 30th, is the deadline to get this thing. – It’s got the original I’m On Vacation song, and then it has a very new Beach Party Remix version of I’m On Vacation, and then the Why I Travel song, which is a previously unreleased song that we wrote for our most recent tour in 2019. – Show ’em the back, give ’em a shot at the back. – You wanna spoil it? You wanna spoil what the back is? The back is– – We’ve already spoiled the back. – The opposite of the front. – Oh, you’re doing it like that? – Sign up. 3rd Degree. By April 30th. Mythical Society. – (knocks on table) 3rd Degree Quarterly and 3rd Degree Annual plan automatically qualify. Semper Curiousus, y’all. Okay, Nicole? – [Nicole] Yes? – You know what this salt is? – [Nicole] I do. – Boy, it’s sticky. Look at that, it’s stuck–oh, what happened? – There you go. There you go. – It kinda–this salt is dark, and it could be dirt, and it could be a practical joke on us. – Ready to taste it? (salt crunching) – It’s like a meat, ew. It’s like a meat rub salt. Is this bug salt? – Is it bacon salt? – Stevie, you know the answers? Or Nicole? – [Stevie] Oh, I’m sorry, I thought Nicole was– – Okay, Nicole? – [Nicole] No. – Is it coffee salt? – [Nicole] No. – Is it, (clears throat) Greek seasoning? – [Nicole] No. – Is it, it’s almost it has a soy sort of situation. – It is, I mean– – [Nicole] Okay. – Is it Szechuan salt? – [Nicole] No. – It’s just hard to taste anything but the salty. – [Nicole] The color has something to do with it. – Is it brown Szechuan salt? (laughs) – [Nicole] No. What’s the color darker than brown? – Black. – It’s black. – Black sea salt. – [Nicole] No. But change the sea to something else. – Black– – Ink salt. – [Nicole] No. Want another hint? – Yeah. – [Nicole] Italian food has a lot of this. – Black squid ink salt. – [Nicole] No. – Italian food has a lot of this? – [Nicole] Yes. – Uh, salt. Marinara. – Nicole No. – Noodles. Black noodle salt. – [Nicole] Almost there. Think about blank bread. – Think about blank bread. – [Nicole] Blank bread. – Sourdough bread? – [Nicole] No. – Focaccia. Focaccia. – [Nicole] In an Italian restaurant, I’m going– – Garlic. Black garlic salt. – [Nicole] Yeah! – Black garlic salt. – [Nicole] There you go. – Yes. – Yes, of course it is. – Yes, now I can taste it. (Nicole laughs) I had to eat like a clove’s worth to learn that. – But you like salt. – I love salt, man. I love lickin’ it right outta my hand. And from the middle of the forest. – Look at that, Rhett, there it is. Right, so we’re gonna leave that there, we’re gonna leave that there. – Well, I wanna hold it– – I want it to be there. – I’ll put it right back there. – All right, look at this, now we got white salt. – Black garlic salt. – Right, so is this white garlic salt? – [Nicole] No. – [Rhett] That’s the only option, that’s the only thing it could be. – I’m not gonna lick until you do. Hey, lick daddies, back at it. – Lick daddies lick their own hands. – Ooh, whoa. – Lime, salt, no, whoa! Sour Patch Kids salt! – [Nicole] No. – It’s so– – I thought it was limey salt. – Oh it’s just margarita salt. – [Nicole] No. Keep going. – It is sour, though? – It’s Jolly Ranchers salt? – [Nicole] No. – It’s watermelon salt. – [Nicole] Go with sour. – Sour. – Sour. – Lemon salt. – Umeboshi salt. – [Nicole] No. – It’s super sour. – [Nicole] Mm-hm. – Malic salt. – [Nicole] Keep going. You get these on like, a burger. – Pickle salt. – [Nicole] You did it. – Oh, yep, oh yes. It’s obvious once– – Man! – Once she says it’s right. – I like salt! – Pickle Punch– – But how much salt can a salt boy take, if a salt boy can take salt? – Pickle flavored salt, Pickle Punch Twangerz with a Z. – [Rhett] We could be called the Twangerz. – Well, Twangerz is their name brand. – Yeah, we could take it. – We wanna be the face of Twangerz? – Yeah. (laughs) Twangerz! – That seems a little, that puts us at like, risk I think. Hey, aren’t y’all the Twangerz? Twanger boys? – No, we’re the Lick Daddies, otherwise known as the Twangerz. – We’re the Lick Daddies. – Sometimes known as the Twangerz. It depends on how much salt we have. – All right. – Give the Lick Daddies enough salt and they become Twangerz. – When did Lick Daddies start? What was the first thing we licked? – We’ve licked so many things. – [Stevie] I think it was chips, wasn’t it? I think you were like, trying to– – It was chips, in a More, yeah. – [Stevie] Get the flavor of, because it was during one of our Flavor Match episodes where you weren’t supposed to be talking about the taste as much as like, gettin’ the barbecue flavor off or something. Am I still talking? – Yeah. (Stevie laughs) – Yeah, you’re right. – But we’re tasting salt now. – You are still talking. And you were right about what you were talking about. – This is subtle. Subtle salt. – It’s nothing but salt. This is salt salt. – The Twangerz have a tough time with the subtle salt. Twangerz have a tough time with subtle salt. Rose flavored. – [Nicole] No. – Lick Daddy Dan and Lick Daddy Dude. Those are our names. – I want a name too. – Lick Daddy– – Dale. – Lick Daddy Dale and Lick Daddy Dan. – Lick Daddy Dan and Lick Daddy Dale. – Can you call us Lick Daddy Dan and Lick Daddy Dale? – [Nicole] Who’s Dale and who’s Dan? – I’m Dale. – Come on over the hill, we got salt in the pail. – [Nicole] Lick Daddy Dale? – No. – [Nicole] Lick Daddy Dale? – Yeah. – I’m Dale. – [Nicole] Lick Daddy Dale. Okay. – Lick Daddy Dan and Lick Daddy Dale, coming over the hill they got salt in a pail. (studio crew laughing) – Lick Daddy Dan and Lick Daddy Dale – [Rhett And Link] Coming over the hill they got salt in a pail. – At Twangerz, Saturday night. Twangerz does sound like a restaurant. – Sounds like a comedy club, kinda. – It sounds like a club attached to a restaurant. – It sounds like a country music roadhouse. Twangerz. – Actually it sounds like, do you that Martha and Bob’s Diner becomes Twangerz on Wednesday night? (laughs) You know, it’s that kinda thing. I have no idea what this salt is. – It’s when couples with strong Southern accents switch partners. – Exchange partners, yeah. – [Stevie] Urban Dictionary says, this is actually appropriate, “Twangers is the name give to awesome Aaron Kelly fans. Aaron Kelly was a contestant on American Idol Season Nine.” – Yeah, Aaron Kelly, I remember him. I’m a Twanger. (laughs) ‘Course I remember that, Season Nine. – (laughs) This is tough, we need a hint. – [Nicole] Italian restaurant, again. – Italian restaurant. – Butter salt? – [Nicole] Use the color to your benefit. – Can you refer to us by our full names whenever you– – [Nicole] Oh, sure. Lick Daddy Dan? – Yeah? – [Nicole] It has to do with Italian restaurants, and Lick Daddy Dale, pay attention to the color. It might help you. – Marinara salt? – It’s purple. – [Nicole] Okay. – Lick Daddy Nicole. – [Nicole] Yes! – She’s a Lick Momma. – [Nicole] Lick Momma? (Rhett laughs) – [Stevie] I actually scrolled down on that Urban Dictionary page. – Read it! – [Stevie] No. – What’s purple at an Italian restaurant? – The tablecloths. – Right. What else is? Is this tablecloth salt? – [Nicole] No. – Ah! – [Nicole] Sorry. Lick Daddy Dan– – Lick Daddy Dale fails again. – Give us another hint. You always give us the same hint. – [Nicole] So like, I’m watching a commercial, Lick Daddy Dan, you’re watching a commercial and like, you spill this on your carpet, what are you gonna do? – Wine salt! Red wine salt. – Duh! – [Nicole] Give a more specific one. – Red wine salt. – [Nicole] Yes, more specific. – Merlot salt. – Chianti salt. – Malbec salt. – [Nicole] Think about darkness. – Cabernet salt. Merlot salt. Zinfandel salt. – Death wine salt. – [Nicole] Should I just give it to you? – Yeah. – [Nicole] Okay, it’s pinot noir. – Whoa, I would’ve never gotten there. – [Nicole] Noir, dark. – Noir means black. Or does it mean purple? – What else did Lick Daddy Dan and Lick Daddy Dale do after they came over the hill with the salt in a pail? – Lick Daddy Dan and Lick Daddy Dale – [Rhett And Link] Came over the hill the salt in a pail – And then they looked at each other and they said – [Rhett And Link] Hey! – Now here is something. This is a powder. – What, are we going to do today? We’re gonna go get some salt. – [Rhett And Link] We’re gonna go get some salt. We’re gonna go get some, get some, get some salt. – Whole thing. – [Rhett And Link] Lick Daddy Dan and Lick Daddy Dale coming over they hill, they got salt in a pail. – Once they come over the hill they look at each other and they say (laughs) hey! – Hey! – [Rhett And Link] What we gonna do today? We’re gonna get some salt, get some salt, we’re gonna get some, get some, get some salt And we’re gonna eat some asbestos. (studio crew laughs) – Can’t resist it. – I know what this is. Rosemary salt. – Oregano. – [Nicole] You’re got it, Lick Daddy Dale. – I love rosemary. Had a rosemary bush. In my yard. They had to remove it. They removed my bush without telling me. – Why? – Because they were redoing the area and I was like, y’all should’ve saved, when you take a man’s bush away, you gotta keep it somewhere so that he still has access to his bush. – Lick Daddy Dan and Lick Daddy Dale, coming over the hill to look for his bush. (Rhett and studio crew laughing) All right, and here we go, what is this? – Where’s Dale’s bush gone? You gonna take bush from a man without telling him. – [Stevie] That sounds like a children’s book. Where’s Dan’s bush gone? (studio crew laughing) Also be a good quiz, like, are you a Lick Daddy Dan or a Lick Daddy Dale? Take this quiz to find out. – Hey, I like it! Whoah! – There’s a lot on there. – That’s some coarse salt. – This is meat. – [Nicole] No. – This goes on meat. – This goes on meat. – [Nicole] It can. Will you refer to me by my proper name? – Lick Momma Nicole? – [Nicole] Yes. – Lick Momma Nicole, this is– – [Nicole] Yes? – Touche. This is– – This is good salt. I love salt. – I’m starting to dry up inside. – I am salt. What am I, Lick, salt lick, I can’t even remember. – Nicole Can’t even look at me when you say– – Salt Lick Dale. – (laughs) I was gonna say Salt Lickin’ Dale. I was Salt Lickin’ Dale until I had a little child. Now I’m Lick Daddy Dale. And my son is Salt Lick Dale Junior. (laughs) Dale Junior! – Salt Lick Junior. – And Salt Lick Dale Junior pulls ahead on turn three! – Salt Lick Dale Junior. We need a hint, Lick Daddy Nicole. – [Nicole] Lick Momma Nicole. – Lick Momma, I thought you were using either. – [Nicole] Waking up! – Coffee salt! – Coffee salt! – [Nicole] Yeah. – That’s the only one that I almost got right. – It doesn’t taste like coffee salt. – Stumptown Roasters. – It does smell kinda like coffee salt. – Hair Bender Salt is what they call that. Look at that, this looks expensive. – Man, look what we did today Dale, Dan? We tasted salt as best as we can. – Yeah, you know what, let’s taste one more, just for the road. – [Rhett] Oh, there’s another one. – Lick Daddy Dan and Lick Daddy Dale, comin’ over the hill with a pail- – No, with the salt in a pail. – Salt pail. – Look at each– – Lick Daddy Dan– – Lick Daddy Dan and– – Lick Daddy Dan lookin’ at each other, saying, what? (studio crew laughing) – Let’s starts from the beginning. – [Rhett And Link] Lick Daddy Dan and Lick Daddy Dale coming over they hill they got salt in the pail– – A salt full of pail. What? Salt in a pail. – Salt in a pail, then they look at each other, and they say hey! What are we going to do today. We’re gonna lick some, what, what? – We’re gonna lick some salt. – Lick some– – Asbestos. Three, two, four five six. – [Rhett And Link] Lick Daddy Dan and Lick Daddy Dale, coming over the hill they with a pail full of salt– – No, salt in a pail! – Salt in a pail! Three, four, seven six five. – [Rhett And Link] Lick Daddy Dan and Lick Daddy Dale, coming over the hill with the salt in a pail look at each other and they say hey! What are we going to do today? We’re gonna lick some salt, we’re gonna lick some salt, we’re gonna lick some, lick some, lick some salt. – And I’m gonna eat some asbestos. (Crew laughing) – Bacon salt. – No, it’s spicy! – Habanero salt! – [Nicole] Nope. – Ghost pepper salt. – [Nicole] Yes. (Link screams) – Ah, Lick Momma Nicole, I need some help! (laughing) – Where’s milk, momma Nicole? – [Nicole] Can’t help you there, sorry. – Milk Momma Nicole. (laughs) (Nicole laughs) – [Rhett] Join the Mythical Society 3rd Degree Quarterly or Annual Plan at mythicalsociety.com to get the Rhett and Link On Vacation vinyl release.