(rooster crows) (roar) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. We are going to, an analyze Pop-Tart suggestions from people. (person in background laughs) – But first, we’re going to guess the definition of, Abs, kwa, too late. Abs, kwa, too late. – Abs kwatch ya late. – Abs kwatch ya late. – It’s a verb. If you’re gonna absquatulate, well what the, if you abquatch something, it’s like a Sasquatch with abs. – abs. – I think it’s when you put hair and muscles on something that normally doesn’t have hair and muscles. – I think it’s when you rub somebody, on somebody who’s hairy with a six-pack. (laughs) Six-pack. – Okay. – Abs. – We’re probably both so wrong, that it doesn’t matter. – It means to flee. – Oh! Absquatulate. – Oh! Absquatulate outta here. – That is a lotta syllables just to say flee. – Well, sas– – But I– – Sasquatch is always fleeing, that’s why we’ve never really– – Absquatulate. – Made an encounter. – Okay. Hey Josh you gonna join us for this? We’re gonna talk Pop-Tarts. – While you guys are figuring out how that’s gonna happen, logistically, – I’m normally in the middle, d’ya want me to– – I’ll move over. – Okay. – I’ve already got one cheek on, basically. – Ah! – You know what, if you like this neon tee that I’m wearing, it’s brand new, it’s Mythical Worldwide, it’s bright and it’s fun. – It’s retro. – You can get yours at mythical.com. – I like that shirt. – 1984. – Great job on this Pop-Tart restaurant. – Thank you. – Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, – Well, I wasn’t gonna touch you, I was just gonna like– (all talk at once) – I was just trying to get comfortable, okay. – Stevie, you have these questions, right? We’re gonna do this in– – [Stevie] Yeah. – Multiple choice format? – [Stevie] So, basically, Pop-Tarts ask people to pitch them new flavors, but then they’re kind of, sometimes a-holes about it when they respond, to the people who are pitching them flavors. So I’m gonna tell you about a flavor that was pitched to them via Twitter, and them I’m gonna give you some options as to what Pop-Tarts replied with, and you’re gonna guess what they replied with in actuality. – We’re gonna– – [Stevie] Does that make sense? – We’re gonna get ’em all right. – And Josh, you’re gonna be like a colonary informant. You’re gonna– – I am wearing a wire. – You’re gonna, (laughs) In other words, you’re not playing. – Okay! (laughs) – ‘Cause you’re just sittin’ here and– – We don’t have a whiteboard for you. – Great, that’s fine. I don’t need it. But there’s plenty of space in this booth, for me which is great. (laughs) – I think this might be the future of GMM, I really am likin’, booth. – Have you ever been on a date with somebody, and sat on one side of a booth with them? – Yeah, they insisted that we do that, which is how I knew it wasn’t gonna work. (laughs) – It was like a second date, so I was– – Oh second date? – Yeah, and I was like, “I’m honestly, we have different morals and values.” – Well, at what point do you think, at what date would you be into that? – Never. – Why? – I would never sit on the same, to me it’s weird, it looks like, it’s too intimate for a restaurant. It was a Pop-Tart restaurant, which is the weirdest part. – Yeah, wow! That’s where you got the idea. – Yeah, yeah. – I’m all for it. Christy and I will sit on the same side, of anything, when given the option. – Really? – We like to be with each other. – That’s because you split entrees. – That’s smart. – Stevie, let’s hear it. – [Stevie] Okay, my opinion about sitting on the same side, (laughs) – I know you don’t like it, Stevie. – [Stevie] I, you know what it is, it’s not that it’s too intimate, it feels like you’re on a stage, a little bit. – Mmm. – [Stevie] ‘Cause like, everybody can, ya know? And it’s just like– – Everyone is watching you have a conversation. – [Stevie] Yeah. And also, it’s clear that you’re doing it, mostly ’cause you wanna just look at people, so that’s just like an awkward thing. But I, okay. – What if you face the window? – [Stevie] Oh, that’s true! – Yeah. – Both sat in the chairs, and just faced out the window. – Chris and I went on a date a couple of nights ago and, there was like a bar against the window, so it’s actually designed for that. – Mmm. – And instead of, we were like, “Oh, let’s sit over there.” We kinda faced– – [Stevie] Well a bar traditionally, you do sit on one side, (laughs) together, so. – Yeah. – But I feel like I can have that experience anywhere. What’s the first one? – [Stevie] This first one comes from a Twitter user, who send Pop-Tarts a photo of baked beans Pop-Tarts, along with the caption, “Can you release this flavour please? I’m craving it.” – Now, here’s the thing, let me just make a comment about this, because people send me this crap all the time. (laughs) – And they think, just because I like beans so much, that you can just beans in anything. That’s just not how the world works. It’s like beans have a time and a place, and it’s not like, in a Pop-Tart, I’m sorry. – Yeah it’s– – Have you every watched The Mythical Kitchen? (laughs) – [Stevie] Yeah I’m not sure I’ve– – That is the exact time and place. – [Stevie] Ever seen you eat beans, in something and not like it, so I don’t, – Well that’s just me being on brand, Stevie. – [Stevie] Okay. – I think this could work, because there’s a sweetness to beans. – Yeah. – [Stevie] Okay, I’m gonna give you the options, of what they responded with. – Okay. – [Stevie] Was it A, with the words, “Delete your acccount.” alongside the image of a sassy punctuation man. – Oh, wow! – [Stevie] B, with the words, “Think before you tweet.” alongside the image of a shrugging punctuation man. – Okay. – Not as harsh. – [Stevie] Or C, with the words, “Fall off a cliff.” alongside the image of a punctuation man, falling off a cliff. – Okay, I feel pretty confident with this, – I mean, I thought A was harsh until I heard C. You think, does Pop-Tarts, does the intern who runs the Pop-Tarts Twitter account, are they that unhinged? – I– – To go with C? – Does capitalization matter on these options? – No. – Are we sure? – Why? – Okay, okay, well I’m just thinking because the top one is in all lower case which is like a very fun, punchy thing for a brand to do. – That may just be how it was typed– – Just how it was typed, yeah, sloppy attention to detail, guys. I would say, delete your account, that sounds, like something they would say. – Well that’s what I went with, A. – I went with the nicest option, B, because I mean this is a known brand. – If they’re known for being sassy then I think it has to be A. – Mmm. – [Stevie] Let’s see what they said. – [All Together] Delete your account! – [Rhett] Oooh! – Okay, so you got that one. – Then fall off a cliff. – Would have been too much, let’s see the next one. – You don’t wanna eat those Pop-Tarts though? – I do. – I do. I wanna make ’em. – Well I would try it, for sure, I’m just saying that beans are so special man, it’s just like, you don’t wanna see the Queen of England playing tennis. (laughter) – That is almost, the only thing I wanna see. (laughs) – Now that you say it, are ya kiddin’ me? – What else do you wanna see her do? – [Stevie] The Queen is actually taking suggestions on her own Twitter as well. (laughs) – [Stevie] And is writing back to people. – You’re not gonna see her govern. – [Stevie] Okay. (laughter) – [Stevie] This one comes from the official Hot Pockets Twitter account, who thought a Hot Pocket Pop-Tart was a good idea. How did Pop-Tarts respond? – Oh okay, so some collab options here. – Let’s call it a toaster strudel, they’ve invented the toaster strudel. (laughs) – Like my father. – I love a toaster strudel! – My father would hate to hear about that. – Now, here’s the thing, they should be Tweeting this stuff at Josh. – Yeah. – [Stevie] Yeah this is a little– – And it would actually get made. – Send it to me, yeah I can do this. – Don’t send it to Pop-Tarts! You’re just gonna get a snarky remark. What’re our options? – [Stevie] Okay, I’ve never had to read this type of thing out loud before, so it’s like, A is clappy hand emoji, not clappy hand emoji, – Yeah. – [Stevie] today, clappy hand emoji, Satan, clappy hand emoji. (laughs) (claps) – Not. Today. Satan (claps) That actually that’s not, I did it too rhythmically. (laughter) – Not. Today. Satan. – [Stevie] B is, there are a lot of things I need today– – That’s it? – Yeah. – [Stevie] And this Tweet is not one of them. – Err. – [Stevie] And C is, I will literally fight you. – Oh, wow! – Mmm. – These are all good, by the way. – Mmm-hmm. – Okay. – Pastry on pastry violence on the internet, is really big, (laughter) that’s why I’m thinkin’ three. – You mean, C. (laughter) – The three letter of the alphabet, some would say. – Okay. (laughs) – I will literally fight you. – How do you think a toaster strudel compares to a Pop-Tart? – To me they’re different, ya got tart which is French, strudel obviously which is German, they’re long rivals, I don’t– – Don’t spoil an episode of your podcast, ’cause I think this could definitely be an entire debate. – Redacted. – Okay. – I feel redacted. – I’m sorry to say, I’m a toaster strudel man. – Mmm. – No what d’ya think? You could, I don’t want you redacted. – I think toaster strudels are better, but I think Pop-Tarts are a lot more convenient, and I think when I’m going for a pre-packaged thing like that, I go for convenience, so you can just grab Pop-Tarts– – Yeah. – Toast them on your car’s defroster, on your way to work. – Right. – [Stevie] Well I hope Pop-Tarts doesn’t watch The More today. (laughs) – I’m saying A. – Yeah I went with B. – Clap, not, clap, today, clap, Satan. – I think that not today, Satan, is the best one, but it seems too good. – [Stevie] Well, let’s see what they said. – [Rhett] Yes. – [Josh] Ah. – Yeah, yeah they’re not gonna go that hard are they? – I bet you the intern tried it and then, the person who approves the intern’s Tweets was like, “I don’t think we can say Satan on our Twitter account.” – [Stevie] Guys, you know when we visited the Taco Bell social media center, it was like a freakin’ war room, with like an entire wall of monitors and multiple people doing this so, – Yeah that’s true. – [Stevie] Come on, now. – They had real-time graphs of people talking about Taco Bell and– – Drones striking Del Taco reps, (laughs) – Oh, wow! – Yeah, it got crazy in there. – I don’t think they have to worry about drone striking Del Taco. – Right. – I think Del Taco’s doing that to themselves. – Their fish tacos are good, man! – On a regular basis. – Drones are hard to– – Ya gotta get the fish from Del Taco. (laughter) – Really? – Yeah you gotta, I’m dead serious, get the fish. – I never thought I’d hear you say that. – Get the fish from Del Taco, it’s good. – I actually didn’t hear him say it. (laughs) – What’s the next one? – [Stevie] Okay, Twitter user Caitlyn O’Rourke sent Pop-Tarts and Doritos this Tweet, “You guys should do a collaboration, (snorts) “and make nacho cheese Doritos Pop-Tarts.” – [Link] Again, this is friggin’ snack smash. – [Josh] Yeah, I think I did that. – [Stevie] How did Pop-Tarts respond? With A, “We imagine a world where you keep your opinions “to your self, Caitlyn.” – Oh. – [Stevie] B, “This is a bad idea, even for you Caitlyn.” (laughs) – [Stevie] Or C, they replied by blocking Caitlyn. – Okay. – Hmm. – Not a lotta show in blocking somebody, unless you then Tweet, “FYI, we just blocked that person.” – Caitlyn, yeah Caitlyn has been blocked, okay. – Josh ya have any input because I’m about– – Yeah, well I like B, I like, “This is a bad idea, even for you Caitlyn.” I think the irony that Pop-Tarts is implying that they know Caitlyn. (laughter) – That’s great to me, I love that. – Yeah, again, I think it’s almost too clever, so. – Yeah. – So I went with A. – I’m goin’ with B. I agree with you, Josh. – [Stevie] Let’s see what they did. [All Together] Oh! – [Link] So they did screenshot it, wow. – That, is, cold. – Hold on, and they– – A cold Pop-Tart is, not a Pop-Tart if ya ask me. – They’re sacrificing a customer now. Caitlyn’s not gonna see their promotion, she doesn’t know that the pretzel Pop-Tarts exist. – They and– – That’s pretty awesome, they blocked her. – Caitlyn’s 63, oh no she’s following only 63 people, her two followers are gonna be crushed. – Mmm. – I feel like you guys are two of the 63, that she follows. – I think so. – Anyone that has less than 50 followers, two of them are always you two. (laughter) – Oh! – Yeah. – Well thank you, Josh. – Yeah, yeah, yeah. – Thank you. Do you make designs with your toaster strudel icing, or do you just, (blows raspberry) it all out and then spread it with a butter knife like I do. – I never wanna cut the thing, and so I always try and rip it, and then it just ends up like a fissure down the entire– – Yeah, I do that on purpose. – It’s kinda like bleugh. – That’s what I do, yeah. – Yeah. – I cut mine– – With a knife. – In the corner, I cut it with scissors, and then I do it exactly like the outside picture. – Real creative. – Back and forth. – Let’s see another. – [Stevie] Okay, this Twitter user sent a photo of Bud Light Pop-Tarts, with the caption, “I need this.” – [Link] All right, who was this? Post Malone or somethin’? (laughter) – [Stevie] How did they respond? – This is a horrible idea. – [Stevie] A, – It’s a funny idea. (laughs) – I wanna do it. It’s so horrible I want to do it. – It’s frothing over. – [Stevie] “I need a drink.” – [Stevie] B, “No, you need a lobotomy.” C, “Have fun dying alone.” – Oh, wow! Okay so– – Can’t go with that. – What was the exact Tweet, it was– – [Stevie] I need this. – I need this. (clears throat) I need a drink, no you need a– – It could go either way, I need a drink, lobotomy is harsh. – Super harsh, but they are willing to block Caitlyn so, (laughter) – I feel like at one point, the brand has to snap. They gotta snap and they gotta tell someone they’re gonna die alone. – Yep. I agree with that. – And why not now? – I agree with that. – What better time than now? (laughter) – I went with B, I don’t think they’re gonna go that far. – [Stevie] Let’s see what they said. – [Link] I need a drink, okay, got that one wrong. All right let’s– – That was clever. – Let’s rapid fire. – [Stevie] This Twitter user has sent Pop-Tarts a Tweet of a Popeye’s chicken sandwich flavored Pop-Tart. – [Rhett] Great idea. – [Stevie] With the caption, “When are you going to release this?” – [Link] Hmm. – [Stevie] With a thinking face emoji three times. – How long does this Photoshop take? (laughter) – [Stevie] I know! – Zac, they’re giving you a run for your money here, man. – [Zac] I think it’s like a template they give you. – Oh, Zac is like, “These people are using a template.” (laughter) Zac don’t use no templates here. – [Stevie] How did Pop-Tarts respond? A, “Just when I thought this day couldn’t get any worse.” B, “Read a book, dummy!” C, “Pop-Tarts has left the conversation.” – Read a book, dummy. – That’s pretty, I hope it’s B, read a book dummy. – Yeah, I think it’s A. – [Stevie] Let’s see. – [Link] Oh! – [Josh] Mmm. – [Rhett] We’re missing it completely. – [Link] All right. – [Stevie] Twitter use @thebrekfustclub spelled completely incorrectly. – Mmm-hmm. – [Stevie] Sent Pop-Tarts a photo of mop-tarts, (laughter) – [Stevie] Yes, a Pop-Tart, that’s mopped flavor. Mopped, (laughs) – [Rhett] Okay. I like this – [Link] Ew, gross. – [Stevie] How did Pop-Tarts respond? With A, “I’m not sure who honestly has the time “on their hands, to create things like this, “just to try and get some attention, “but congratulations, this is the most famous “you will ever be.” (laughs) – [Stevie] B, “Does this make you feel cool? “Can’t wait for your friends who totally exist, “to see this.” – Heh. – [Stevie] Or C, “Okay this one made us laugh a little.” – Oh, C. I’m gonna go with C. – B sounds too much like a writer, from here. Like, they say that stuff to me, like in passing, ya know what I’m saying? (laughs) – Yeah, right. – Friends, who totally exist, ya know? – Yeah. – It could be any one of ’em too, they– – Like every time they pass you? – They all do that, yeah, just to remind me. – They’re hazing you. – Yeah, yeah. – All right. – For two and a half years. (laughs) (sighs) – Yeah, I think they respect this one. ’cause they know it’s a joke. – I’m going for the long winded A. – Mmm-hmm. – [Stevie] Let’s see. – [Rhett] Oh, you’re right. – [Link] Yes! Any pop tart you could actually clean with, and the final one. – [Stevie] This Tweet comes from the official (sniggers) – [Stevie] Boston Market Twitter account. – Oh gosh. – [Stevie] Boston Market Tweeted, “We’d be down for a collab.” – [Rhett] That’s such a weak Tweet, I mean it’s like– (laughs) – There’s not even a Photoshop. – It’s the Boston Market of Tweets, it’s– – Yeah! – Ya know? – Yeah, right. – God bless The Boston Market, but they’re in, needing some help. – Hey we need to do somethin’ with Pop-Tarts, Yeah I been thinking for weeks about how we’re gonna reach out, – Mmm. – Just season your roast beef! (laughs) – [Stevie] A, – All the grocery store rotisserie chickens, put ’em outta business, I think. – I think so. – Ohh-kay. – [Stevie] “We’d be down to never speak again.” (laughs) – [Stevie] B, “Unfortunately, we’re not in the market.” [Rhett And Link] Oooh! – [Stevie] Or C, “That makes one of us.” (laughs) – I think C, C is too good. That makes one of us. – Nah, market pun, it’s gotta be. – Yeah. – [Stevie] Let’s see. – [Rhett] Yes! – [Link] All right. – That makes one of us. – All right, follow Pop-Tarts on Twitter, and then let them know, that we’ve done ’em right with our restaurant. What do you win? – A Pop-Tart! – [Link] Mythicality now comes in neon, check our new neon tees at mythical.com.