GMMore 1737: Swiss Army Knife Challenge

(rooster crows) (tiger growls) – Yeah, it’s kinda loud. – It’s so loud. – Here you go. Welcome to Good Mythical More. We’ve got knives. – Gifticality . That means that we’re donating $1000 to the Make-a-Wish Foundation in celebration of their 40th anniversary. Make-a-Wish grants life changing wishes to children diagnosed with critical illnesses. A wish can be that spark that helps these children believe that anything is possible and gives them the strength to fight harder against their illnesses. – Wooh! – Join us in giving @wish.org/star. – Wish.org/star, Cat thanks for continuing to hang out with us – Yeah! I don’t know about this. – Yeah! I’m not usually allowed to have a knife but I guess because this game is to not use the parts that you’re supposed to use to do the tasks that are gonna be asked. – Alright! – That makes it okay? – That seems safe. Now hold on. You were born in Switzerland. – This is why we’re doing this game ’cause I was – Yes. – Born in Switzerland. – Did you bring this? Do you carry it everywhere? – Do you always carry one of this? – I did not. I completely can’t protect myself. – Okay. – Like I have no idea how to even open it. – Do you find yourself being neutral in war situations? – Um, well. – Oh! You came political. – What? No. She is swiss so that’s the whole idea. – Well, I’m born in Switzerland, but that’s kind of it. You don’t become a citizen unless you’re like living there for a while cause I didn’t get swiss citizenship. – Oh! So you don’t have the watch? – I don’t have the watch. – Cause you gotta be a citizen to get the watch. I’ve heard about the watch. – So, – Can I open this now? Thanks. – Congratulations but I guess you should say congratulations in four different languages – Oh, – As your… – Oh! I have the mirror – Say it to yourself, you won. You deserve it. – Okay! We’re gonna do this right now? – Yeah, right now. – Sick! I don’t want people looking at me. (laughing) – You can say anything. We wouldn’t know what you’re saying. – I’m gonna try guess the language as you say it. – Congratulations. – English. – English. – Mazel tov. – Alright. That’s – Hebrew – Um what else? Salute. – Salute. That sounds german. – Italian – Salute. – Oh! Salute. French. – Yes French. – And felicidades. – What? – Felicidades. Felicidades. That’s Spanish. That’s how you say it right, in Spanish? – Feliz Navidad. – But I thought you were gonna do something in Switzerland’s language – In Switzerland? – Fuking American. – You know Switzerland. – Okay! So, – I don’t know Switzerland. I only speak French and German – I’m gonna pull off the top of this stack here, – Alright. – Our first task – What is this? – is to cut a spiral out of a piece of paper not using the scissors or any blades. – Cut a spiral out of a piece of paper. – Any blades – There’s your sheet of paper, there’s your sheet of paper. – A spiral? – Guys this is a really bad idea. – Right! So, – Cutting the spiral but not using the blades and we’re gonna be sitting incredibly close to each other – Or scissors, right? – Right. So, this, I’m gonna use this – That’s a blade, you can’t use that. – Well, it’s a – It’s not one of the knives. – It’s a bottle opener. – I mean I could use the – I’m using this swissle. – I’m gonna use the – Oh! What is that? – I’m using the tweezers. – Right! I’ll use a bottle opener. – And it’s a spiral? Okay! Away from here, this is a bad idea. Is there a bandages lying around close by just so we can.. – Yeah, yeah. – Its okay if I like fck up your desk right? – Not really. You can use this. We’re kinda fond of it. But, thanks for asking. – Yeah I mean I’m asking. – And then, – And it’s just a spiral? – Okay! Oh look at you. – It would help if I had a circus. – Oh that’s good. – You have big hands so and then you just poke it out. Have you guys ever seen that show, Nailed It? Where they have like… – Yeah, yeah – I feel like that. – You know what my favorite part is? When she says nailed it, just like that. – Nailed it. – Alright so, as you can see it’s a spiral and I was the first to finish. – That doesn’t matter when it looks like that. – There it is. – Sorry, I’m in your space. – Oh my gosh. – Good, good call. – You’ve got all of the.. – He’s actually really good, I’m also slightly finished. – Are you giving up? – Yeah. – Okay, cut, cut. She did a spiral shape. – Look at that. – I felt really good about myself until like this moment. – You would think that, that would pop out but it doesn’t. – Cause it’s not like fruit loop, roll up. – Look at that. I did that with tweezers. – Alright Stevi, name a winner. – [Stevi] Oh! I’m judging this? – Yeah. All of a sudden you are. – [Stevi] Um, I mean I gotta give it to Rad. – Hey thanks Stevi. – [Stevi] But you know what, there wasn’t any blood on your piece of paper which was surprising. – I did it with tweezers. – I might have hurt myself. – Yeah. – You might wanna cut me. – Well, I want them all outside so I can be prepared. – Yeah, I think its a good idea. – I just feel like I’m too close to a woman with an open knife. – Peel the skin off of an apple – Using? – Not using any blades. So, we’re gonna peel an apple. – I’m just trying to get this guy out what is this something? – Oh! That’s a flat head. – Don’t hurt yourself. – Yeah, just.. – Please don’t hurt yourself. – You don’t hurt yourself. – Yes! Stay out of it Reck. We’re adults. – No blades. – Okay! There you go Rad. – We should’ve done something more like dancing, singing and then call like swiss army thing. Yeah, I mean like we can all dance and sing at the same time – That would be too on my nose. – Could be a writer? – I can write it. – Okay so, I think I can use this flat head. – Oh like at you Neil. – I’m on the same page bro. – Oh! You’re doing that? – I don’t think I’d like survive in apocalypse or anything. – I need something bigger than that. – If this was all I had like they said that you’re supposed to have a swiss army knife I mean just in case like some stuff goes down, you know what I mean? – What is this? A toothpick? – What is that? – Yeah! That’s a toothpick. – Who wants to like shove something in their mouth and then shove it back in a hole inside of a knife, that goes in your pocket or god knows where. – As long as it’s your knife you keep up with your knife. – I hope you wash it, always wash your… – I’m so glad went to school for this. – Toothpick. Yeah! You did. Really have all school to teach you how to use a swiss army knife? – Not just me, school parents. – Oh! – Do you ever go back to Switzerland? – Yeah, yeah cause I work with you and then they are out of Geneva. – Geneva. Yes! – Kinda just want to eat the apple? – Can you cross the border anytime you want? – We don’t cross a border. – It’s an island dude. – Its not an island, you guys are ignorant fcks. – Like not anybody can just walk up to Switzerland. – I’m gonna eat this apple while you’re working your butts off. – Alright, here we go. – Let me know how it goes. – Let’s just do a quarter. I don’t wanna do the whole thing. – Okay. Well, I’m almost there. – Wow. – We’re doing the same thing. – You could really survive in the woods. – Yeah. – Cause this would be necessary. – Cause survival is directly related to peeling an apple. – I mean that’s pretty good. – Its a life death situation. Let’s pause while I peel my apple. – Did you ever go to that part of the state fair lane where they were making fresh apple juice? In the village part of the state fair? Called the old town village? – Yeah, yeah. That was pretty cool. They had people who would be chainsaw artists. – Yes! – I don’t know why I phrased it that way. They had people. If that was a business they would be chainsaw artists but it’ not they just show up at the fair and do it. – What do they get from that? – Adulation for about a week, then they go back to their daily lives. – I live in Georgia so it sounded something like that. – Where did you move after Switzerland? – It was lumberjack shows. – I lived in LA, I was raised in LA and then when I started doing vampire diaries, we shot it in Georgia and I just stayed there. – Alright! Rad how about I give you this? – In Atlanta? – Yeah! – There we go. – Not a great apple. – Look at that. You can have that. – Thank you. I’m gonna eat it next. – I’ll give you that one, let’s move on to the next challenge. It seems to involve – A baby doll. – Baby doll. Alright Cat, you’re the guest. Take your pick. – Can I have any black baby doll? – What don’t have a black baby, no I’m sorry. – Its alright. – Get a black baby. Think about that next time. – Alright. She’s gotta head band so, – Okay. – We don’t know what we’re gonna do yet. – Rad, you don’t get to choose cause you’re winning. And we don’t know what the task is, I’m gonna give you this Ginger. – Alright. – I’m just gonna keep my apple over here. – Cut all the hair off of a toy doll, not using any scissors or blades. – Yeah, I know your games. – What a bitch you’re acting cork screwed to this little Ginger’s hair. – Again, now when I thought what we’d really be doing. – You’re gonna corkscrew it off? – I’m gonna just get in there and then yank it. I’m gonna scout this little. – Guys this is really disturbing. This is what we’re doing together? – I think that you just get in here and I think that’s a leverage eventually well just.. – Feel like Mattel will never work with me again. I actually started off doing Barbie commercials. – You’re using the scissors though, I’m just gonna point that out. That’s kind of the two things they said you couldn’t use. – But she was born in Switzerland man , just let her do it. This is not gonna work. – There’s gotta be something else in here, do you know how to pull that guy out? – Not when you got every other thing pulled out already. – I’ll close them, you big baby. – Your finger is definitely on that blade. – I told you, this is really sharp. – You all thought I was, you should be scared of me using the knife. – No, I’m really clumsy. I accidentally like fck. – You put things in perspective and I really appreciate it. – Okay, now, can you pull that guy out, whatever that is? – On the outside here? – Yeah, that guy. – That’s a blade. That’s a blade. – Ain’t nothing happening. – Somebody’s gonna hurt themselves. – [Stevi] Okay, this is starting to scare me. – This is impossible, Lucas what did you have in mind? – [Lucas] Just hit it. – He said just hit it. – Just hit it. – [Stevi] There’s one more. Let’s go to that one and see, it’s gonna be safer. – Everybody’s getting nervous. – I do wanna know what this girl’s gonna look like. – No we’re done, we’re done. – I really wanna.. – We’re done, no give me the doll. You’re done, you’re done. – Alright! What about this? Don’t grab that. – You’re a grabber. – You’re done. – You’re a blade grabber. – How does it feel? – Yeah, I know. – How does it feel to have someone next to you that feels dangerous. – Role reversal big time. – Because this is how I feel all the time. – Alright what’s the next one? – We did that one. – We did that one. Here we go. Is this it? Scratch a scratch off lottery ticket using only the toothpick. – Oh! I can do that. – Alright! Now we’re in reasonable territory here. – Okay. – Is this real or is it like.. – No straight from the prize box. – Using just the toothpick? But I don’t have a toothpick. – Yeah! You do. – Oh! – Right there. – I’ve actually never really used a swiss army knife in my life. – You’re really shaming your swiss heritage right now. – I know. Uncover three. – Not I wanna not win, yeah, you gotta follow the instructions. – Yeah you’re just scratching. – Uncover three. – I’m gonna do the prize box as well. – But I think you can just do the whole thing. – Prize box is.. – I just made a $1000. – There’s no way that, oh, look at that I’m quick at this, I figured it out. Is the whole side like that? – Have you guys ever done bingo on your show cause that sounds like that gonna be – The most exciting thing we would ever do. – Bingo is the next big thing on the internet. – Bonus box, one x one – E three – Gonna be the whole thing. – Alright, I have scratched successfully first, I don’t know if I’ll win anything though. Alright, so I got three clovers. – No you didn’t, not in a row. – Did you get I in a row? – In a row? – Oh you got. – Three symbols in the same row, column or diagonal line to win a prize shown in the prize box. So, – You won another ticket – I won.. – Another ticket – Another ticket. – [Lucas] – go to the store. – We will go to the store. – Whose gonna take me to the store. – I’ll drive you to the store. – You didn’t win anything. – I didn’t win anything either. – What if we won a $1000 that would have been amazing. – That would’ve been nice then we’d give it to Make-a-Wish. – Totally worth it. – Got some hair, got some lips, got some stink, get the mythical grooming collection available now at mythical.com.

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