GMMore 1757: Touch My Body (With A Slim Jim) Challenge

(rooster crowing) (creature roaring) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. We’re gonna poke each other with a meat stick while blindfolded. – First thing we’re gonna do is we’re gonna invent a new selfie face and we’re gonna take a selfie, and that is the “Just Went Into the Bathroom After You” selfie face. – I was after you. – And you went with me. It was like a line, to the person. I looked at them, you looked at me. – Did you know that we have a mythical store? Mythical.com, we sell all types of stuff. But did you know that we have another store? (laughs) Amazon.com/mythical, get your Prime shipping on stuff. We got lots of classic and exclusive goods over there. Check out both stores, see what you like, and buy it. See what you don’t like, and buy it. – You know, in the camping trips that we’ve been on together we’ve gotten, you know, everybody buys that big pack of beef jerky for our camping trip. Why can’t I open this? – I don’t know, I can’t open it either. “Peel to open,” that’s what it says. Peel to open. – What we would do, I noticed, is that, oh, peeling it is very easy. We’d get a big thing of beef jerky, a big thing of nuts. – Shoot, now that I’ve done this I can’t peel it right. – And a big thing of dried fruit. Like a big thing of apricots. And let me tell you, when you eat… – When one eats. Why don’t you rephrase it. When one eats. Why you gotta make it about me? – Well, you made it about you. Because when I said– – I can make a statement about me. – Yeah, you’re great at it. (laughs) When one eats, which is what I meant by “when you eat,” a big thing of beef jerky, nuts, and dried fruit, let me tell ya, when you get one of those things of dried apricots or apricots, depending on what part of the country you’re from, you can end up eating 12 apricots in a sitting, and you’ve eaten 12 apricots. You know what that does to your bowels? And your bowels are just full of meat and nuts? – Moves ya right along. – Man, it becomes lethal. – Yeah, and then if you’re riding in a truck together for, whoo, it’s tough, y’all, gotta watch yourself. All right, I’m blindfolded. – Me too. All right, so direct my meat stick. – [Woman] Wait, have you guys explained what you’re doing and do you know what you’re doing? (laughs) – Yeah. – I didn’t think he was gonna blindfold himself. – Typically the way that that this works, my blindfold’s off, typically the way that this works is you take somebody’s finger and you take their hand and you direct it to a part of your body and then they have to guess what body part they’re touching. – But instead he’s gonna take my meat stick. – The meat stick. You can’t listen to my talking or my breathing. – Okay, I promise I won’t listen to you talking or breathing. Can I move it? Can I poke it? It seems to be moving. Is it, it’s teetering. It’s teetering, oh, is it off? Okay, it went off. Put it back on there. Okay, it’s a tedious position. Put it back on there. I know you. So I think that this is a weenus. Is it your weenus? The flappy flappy on your elbow? – [Woman] You can look. – Oh, it’s just your knee. – [Rhett] Just my knee. – All right, now blindfold up, let me give it a shot. – It’s teetering. – [Woman] Okay, Rhett, you can guess. (laughs) (Rhett laughs) – Well, based on your, (laughs) based on your laughter when I do this, I mean… – [Woman] Hold in, it fell. – I think it’s his face. – [Woman] Okay, remove your blindfold. (Rhett and Link laugh) – I didn’t want to then get poked somewhere else and then have to put it in my mouth. – Start with the mouth. – So that doesn’t count, you weren’t specific enough. You said “face,” you didn’t say mouth. That’s like saying chest instead of nipple or face instead of eyeball. – I would accept chest as a nipple answer. – Right, I’m going under? Humberto! Inky, inky, inky. I think, does that tickle? Does that tickle a little? You shuffling, you shuffling when I, is it, is this belly button? – [Woman] Remove your blindfold. (Rhett and Link laugh) (jaunty music) – Humberto, ey! – How did you know? – I felt like you were standing up, ’cause I didn’t hear you bend over. So I felt like I was in the middle of your body. And then when I moved it around it was anchored in a hole. – It’s all true. Can we get a stiffer stick? – [Woman] One moment, please. – Why you want a stiffer stick? – I mean this stick has just lost all of its integrity. – How’s that one? – If you’ll could have seen how easily Chase opened that Slim Jim, as if he’d done it before. All right. Ready. Seems like some false moving. More false moving. – [Woman] Okay. – It’s in? (Woman laughs) – [Woman] Okay, you’re moving it around quite a bit. – That’s right, I am. It also feels kind of anchored. Ah! It’s in a back pocket. – [Woman] Remove the blindfold. It was in a back pocket! – It was in a back pocket! (jaunty music) – Every time. – Hey, I kinda feel like we’re in a radio station now. ‘Cause at radio stations they do sound effects. – Okay, I don’t know why but I put my blindfold on before I sat down, okay, all right. – You want my stick? It’s a little stiff, actually it’s not stiff anymore. After a while you start running out of body parts. – Slip into a Slim Jim! This is dramatic. Oh. Going low. Going low. This could be a front pocket. This is front pocket height, that’s what I’m saying. He could be bending over, could this be a beard? No, this is is something, this is pretty anchored. Is this a zipper? (laughs) You didn’t put it in your zipper, did you? – [Woman] No, you have to guess, no, you have to guess body part. – I don’t know, skin under a zipper? I’m not comfortable guessing anything else. You might have put it in your, Imma say your hip, you put it in your pant, oh no, what was that sound? Sock. Ankle. – You got it. (laughs) – Oh, I was right. – I moved. – You moved. – I moved in close, to getcha. – I heard you. – [Rhett] And you heard my foot. – I heard that, it was his foot. – [Rhett] If you missed it the first time on our main store, maybe you’ll catch it on our Amazon store. Check out our selection at Amazon.com/mythical and get Prime shipping.

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