(Rooster Crow) (Lion roars) – Welcome to Good Mythical More, fast food places sell merch. We are going to explore that oddity, now. – Don’t freak out, but you’ve got something in your teeth. – And it’s, moving – Uh, well, no I think maybe that’s just the air in your air passage that’s causing it to move. – But it is hairy. – But be careful. – And it, it is naked – Don’t freak out It’s hairy and naked? – Yeah, that’s what I say for all these. – (Laughter) – At least the naked part. – I was gonna say that it was a piece of the burger that I keep finding thanks to our burger slap that had to go two rounds. There is burger – Mhm. – I mean, there was burger on your computer, there was burger on the microphone – I mean. – There’s still probably burger on my shoulder. – This might bring me back to Whataburger. I don’t know because, ya know, when we were on tour and we were filming outside the Whataburger and we did an Instagram live I believe, and we just trashed Whataburger. – Well at least, ya know what- – We went back – Its like when someone tells you a movie is gonna be great and all they do is talk about how great it is and it just builds your expectation, that’s what Texans have done about Whataburger. And so we went and we were like, guys I don’t get it, and then the second time – It’s on the same level as Jack In The Box to me. I mean, I never find myself, – Oh, them fighting words – craving it or, ya know, there are times when I crave In-N-Out, there are times when I crave Shake Shack, and my favorite burger. – It just feels like the care that goes into – There are times, when I crave a Big Mac. – [Female Voice] You know what guys, guys having been born in Texas, having some roots in Texas – Okay – [Female Voice] I have a love for Whataburger, because as you can imagine, when you’re craving a burger and there’s restaurants available close to you and you go and you purchase a burger – That’s how it usually works – [Female Voice] And then you eat said burger. – I’m imagining it. – [Female Voice] That is a nice experience – But – [Female Voice] And, now that we have the In-N-Out, Shake Shack rivalry, which is coastal, Texas did have to get in, and put their say in, and all they had was Whataburger to add to the conversation so, ya know. – Bring your tacos forward Texas – (Laughter) I mean- – That’s your best bet – Cause Shake Shack verses In-N-Out is a genuine fight but in my mind, Shake Shack, which you have wait a little bit longer for. Shake Shack is a different thing, – Yup – and Shake Shack is the best burger, that you can get from a restaurant. – But right now we’re talking about merch. – That’s right. – When I think about fast food merch, I actually – Think about cats – Think about In-N-Out because they sell, they like have a display case whenever you go in In-N-Out. What is this? Arby’s? – This is Arby’s cats in space t-shirt – Okay – First of all, I gotta say, Arby’s has a good advertising team, like I think that they do a good job – You’re not just saying that because we did an ad for Arby’s and we shot it in your backyard. – Well you know what, I completely forgot about that but the fact that Arby’s chose to work with us already one time shows that they’ve got good judgment. But the whole, “We’ve got the meats” and the guy talking on the commercial, and he’s sorta like, he’s a little snarky like, I like that kind of advertising – This is a high quality shirt too. – Yeah, I mean look at the back. – Now, oh yeah the back’s – Yeah, right. – Not much too it. This is kinda like a Rihanna shirt. It’s got a little bit of that- – Very much like my Rihanna shirt – Throwin a lot at it, every square inch – Now we know how much we pay for this? I’m gonna guess, and this will not be reflective of how much it cost at Arby’s because this was just purchased from an individual on the internet, correct? – [Male Voice} No we purchased this from the source. – Oh, from Arby’s, then I think – Matt Carney via internet chat, says that we purchased it via the source. – Twenty four ninety-nine – Thirty four ninety-nine – [Male Voice] One of you is only a penny off and that’s Rhett, twnety five dollars – Twenty five dollars? – Wow – They didn’t go with the ninety-nine cents, huh? – Arby’s don’t need to do that – That’s a high quality- – [Male Voice] Sold out in medium and small, only large is available still. – Does Arby’s still do the Jalapeno poppers? – I think you would look good in this, Rhett. You should wear it. – I will, I don’t wanna put it on right now, I mean, you just put it on my burger shoulder. – We’ve got more merch. Okay what is this? – That’s a hair tie, from- – McDonalds? – I could use one of those, right now. – So, okay, so you’ve got the, the top of fries, and you’ve got, what is this? Sesame seed bun, sesame seed bun here. – This isn’t quite as stretchy as I’m used to. What am I gonna do about that? – My hairs getting to a point where I need to tie it up. When I go home, I put on a hat now. I’m watching T.V. at home wearing a hat because when I- by the time- my hairs getting so flat. Because I need to cut it again. I start to look like such a sad dad. – Yeah. – I also saw comments where people said You really- Link really looks like a dad when he reads something. – (Laughter) – Now, and I actually notice that I’m doing this to. I’m like doing this, I’m starting to hold it, like hold things- – But you don’t even have- those are regular glasses, those are transitional or whatever you call em. Not transitional. – No but like. – Is it transitional when they’re like reading on the bottom? – I’ll be trying to read something and I’ll go like this. That’s a very dad things to do isn’t it. – But is it helping? – Well, lets see if I just sit here and look at it. – What are you afraid of, is it for the glasses going to fall off? – But then I go… I don’t know why, I don’t know why I’ve started doing that – You’re preparing to get old – I’m just, yeah. – You’re getting ready to have bifocals. – And I’m gonna stop doing it, because I’m not gonna get old. – Yeah we are not old. (Laughing in the background) I think for these hair ties – Ohh, that is not very stretchy. – For McDonalds, you paid eleven dollars and ninety-nine cents. – I think it’s less than that, I think it’s like, four ninety-nine. – [Male Voice] For a pack of three. – Okay, seven ninety-nine. – Twelve dollars, sticking with it. – [Male Voice] Ten dollars even. – No ninety-nines, they don’t play. – They should consult me before they price things. They’d make a little bit more scratch – So do you do one up here, and then you do another one back there? You Qui Gon it? – No, I have done that, and I’m probably a few weeks away from being able to do the whole thing in the back. But, just not there yet. Not there yet. – I look like a cross between a dad and a turnip. – Yeah, turnip dad, to the rescue: superhero. – I would’ve said this was a scrunchie, except for the- I guess that could be a scrunchie. – Its a garter, from Taco Bell. – Taco Bell hot sauce garter? – You know, Taco Bell, don’t they have like a, didn’t they have a chapel? – Do you want to garter me? – They had a chapel, right? – [Male Voice] You can get married in Vegas, at the Taco Bell. – Yeah so that, I believe that this is consistent with the- yeah you can do that yourself- This is consistent with that whole deal, that you can get married at the Taco Bell cantina. And of course, they’ve got Taco Bell garters and I assume they’ve got Taco Bell edible underwear as well. – What does a garter do? – [Female Voice] You do not what a hot sauce based edible underwear. – (Laughter) – No you don’t What does a garter do though? Is it supposed to then hook to your dress socks? – I think at one point it hooked to something. – [Male Voice] I believe it garts. – It garts. – It garts you. It, it’s for non-spandex leggings that the ladies used to wear. Right? – [Female Voice] Yeah, to keep up your stockings. Or your leggings. – So like a stirrup? – So the leggings go up, and then this goes up over it. – [Female Voice] Yeah – And it secures it at the top. – So taking the garter off is symbolic of beginning the process of getting naked, so you can have sexual intercourse on the night of your wedding. – Okay, that’s plenty of information, let’s move on to- – To smell some chicken. – Ohh, air freshener. – [Male Voice] Well how much did that thing cost? – Oh oh oh oh, the garter, Taco Bell, nine dollars. – No, four ninety-nine, alright ya know what, I’ve learned my lesson, six dollars. – [Female Voice] I’ve got the history of a garter. – [Male Voice] Okay, its a twenty dollar. – Whoa! Twenty dollars? – [Female Voice] So its often interpreted as symbolic of deflowering, but some sources attribute it’s origin to a superstition, that taking an article of the brides clothing will bring good luck. In the Middle Ages, the groomsmen would rush at the new bride to take her garters as a prize. – Oh, okay. I see why we stopped that. – We have an air freshener, that is a fried chicken leg. There is no discernible branding with any chicken restaurant on it. – It smells like KFC from here – Let’s open it and see if we can tell by smelling it. – I mean, I can look at that and tell it’s a KFC chicken leg. – Oh, the branding is on the back of it. – Oh. – Did you smell it? – I saw it. – I mean did you read it? – Did you smell it? – Did you smell it with your eyes? – I saw it. – It’s Wing Stop. – It’s a lemon pepper wing, which is a good flavor from Wing Stop. – Yeah, I like the garlic parm. but then they get kinda greasy, and then you wanna move over to some lemon pepper. – I also like their hot, I like their hot wings; I like all the flavors there. They got some dry rub they put on there sometimes. They got good fries, you can get them well done, with extra seasoning, if you want, if you’re smart, if it’s your wedding night. – I think I’m only smelling lemon now, I’m not smelling any chicken. – Turnip dad definitely feels like a boss – Turnip – In like a Mario game. Ya know what I’m saying. Oh man, when you get- everything is smooth sailing until you get to turnip dad. Speaking of turnips, – We turn up on audio – Called Ear Biscuits. It comes out every Monday for your ears, and it comes out every Sunday, following Sunday, for your eyes and your ears. You should get into podcasts, I mean, for goodness sakes, why haven’t you yet? – This could be a garter. – You afraid to listen? You afraid to listen? Open your heart up and listen. – (Singing) Open up your heart and listen to a podcast today. – There ya go, you know what, you should give that to a bride, she’ll surprise him with a little chicken leg. – (Singing) A lemon pepper on your wedding night. – I think we need new traditions. I think that there should be a chicken leg, an actual chicken leg, that the bride has got just somewhere on her body. And its the groomsmen that guesses where the chicken leg is that is gonna get married next. And then everybody gathers around and guesses, and then she’s like, nope, its under my arm. Nope, it’s in my pants. Nope, I got one in each part of my brassiere. – Got a third leg down there, of the chicken variety. – [Link] Are you a member of the Mythical Society? What an even easier way to dig into content like behind the Mythicality, and Rhett and Link react? Well download the new free mobile app now in the Apple and Google Play stores.