(rooster crows, lion roars) – Chicken. (wheel turning) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. Can you punch-line jokes better than us? – Link, this is the word That we have to guess the definition for. I cannot pronounce it, but I’m going to say, “omphaloskepsis”. – Omphaloskepsis. – Omphaloskepsis. – Okay, let’s get Latin on this. – “Omph” means “power” and “oomph”, “phalo” means “penis”. – No. Pha– – So, power, penis, skepsis. – Oomph, oomph. – It means you’re skeptical about having a powerful penis. – Omphalo… – That’s it. – I think it just might be somebody’s name. – I think this is a proper noun. – I think it’s doubt about how powerful your penis is. – Omphaloskepsis Smith. – Oh, “contemplation of one’s navel “as part of a mystical exercise”. Naval gazing. – What? – I didn’t think navel gazing was part of – A mystical exercise. – Navel gazing is A figure of speech for someone who’s just looking at their own belly, right? – But I didn’t know it was rooted in an actual mystical practice. – I’m interested in it now. – I want to be an omphaloskepsis-ter. – ‘Cause navel gazing, I thought was just, like, it’s kind of like… – Lost in your own world, right? – Day-dreaming, but– – [Stevie] “Self-indulgent or excessive contemplation “of one’s self or a single issue “at the expense of a wider view”. – Right so there is a negative connotation. – Expand your– Look at other parts of your body, Not just your navel. – Stevie, I need to hear some jokes from you, – related to chicken. – Oh, buddy. Do I have jokes? And are they terrible? That’s for you to decide. – And we’re gonna each try to guess the punchline. – [Stevie] Correct. – The winner-winner gets a chicken dinner. – Yup, ooh, I’m hungry for that. – [Stevie] Here’s the first one. Who tells the funniest jokes on the farm? – Well, it’s probably the chicken, because… – Chuckles the Chicken, chuckle… Chuck… (crew giggles) – Oh… – I’m gonna say… – Chu… What’s the word I’m thinking of? Cluck… – I think it’s like the– – These are like– – The stand-up rooster or something like that. – [Stevie] You’re in the right direction of how these jokes end, yes. – Okay. – Like, uh… The… – Give us the first word. – [Stevie] No, there’s really, like, only one word. – The rooster. – Oh. Chicken. The chicken. (laughs) – Guys! – What do you mean there’s only one word? – [Stevie] The comedi-hen. – Oh! – Oh, okay, okay. – Comedi-hen. – Okay, we’re going that pun-y, got it, okay. – Okay. – Now, – I was looking at my navel, – We’re aligned. – Now I’m looking at – My whole belly. – We are aligned. – [Stevie] Why did the chicken go to the seance? – To get to the other side! Ha ha ha! To talk to the other side. – “To get to the other side” – Is a pretty good punchline. – Right, right, right. That’s why I said it. – [Stevie] He is right. (chuckles) – Okay, you got that one. – Yeah. – [Stevie] Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? – Because they were cooped? Musical puns, involving chickens… – ‘Cause they were – Feather. – Something about “off-key”, Like… Because they were out of Tuna. (laughs) – Or something with orchestra chicken. – Orchestra chicken, there you go, that’s it. – Follow that line of reason. – Hey, the more you taunt me, The less you’re gonna get it right. – Why did he get rid of them? Because– – We’re treating these jokes as if they were like important questions, like, “Gosh, we gotta answer this question – “That Stevie asked us!” – It could be like, – Why did Beethoven get rid of all his chickens? – ‘Cause they couldn’t compose themselves. – Feather. – Give us a hint, what’s the pun we’re working with here? Like for the first one, you would’ve said something – With “hen”. – [Stevie] Okay, I really liked Rhett’s answer, but it’s not the one I have. So, I’ll give you the first part. All they said was… – Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. – All they said was, – “Bawk!” – Do, re, mi, fa– – Bawk! – Bawk, bawk, bawk, All day long. – That’s it. – [Stevie] Yeah, you got it. – That’s it. – That’s a pretty good one, That’s, like, nerdy on multiple levels. – Yeah, that’s a good one, I’d tweet that. – [Stevie] How does a chicken send mail to her friend? – Very egg-citedly. – It’s definitely an egg joke. – Is it an egg joke? – It’s egg-mail? – Is it an egg joke? – It’s not an egg joke. – It’s not an egg joke? – I bet it’s a chicken foot joke. – No it must be a clucking joke. – Mail. What’s the question? How does the chicken send mail to his friends? – [Stevie] To her friend, yep. – To her friend. (imitating chicken noises) – So it is a hen, I’m back on hens. Hen-y. – Peck. Peck-mail. – Letter, Envelope, Letter, stamp. – The clucking service. – The U.S. – Post. – Post. – Feather service. – Oh, oh, oh, Yeah, yeah, okay. – Give us a hint. – [Stevie] It is about a hen. – It is about a hen. – Oh, oh, oh, They roost. They sit On eggs. They lay eggs. – How does a chicken send mail to her friends? – She relays it. (crew laughs) – Hen-mail. – Hen-mail.com. – [Stevie] Okay, yes, it has the word “hen” in it, In the pun. – Oh. – Henceforth. – She hens them. It’s like, instead of pen, it’s like by– – Hen. Mail and hens, How does the word “hen” go with… – Hen. She hens it to them. (chuckles) – Letters. We need another– – Yeah, hen-delivered, that’s pretty good. – Hen-delivered. – We need another hint. He-nt. – [Stevie] I don’t know if I can give you another hint. He-nt. – Was that a hint? – No, I’m just messing with you. In a hen-velope. – Oh! – Boo! I said the words! – You should’ve gotten that. – In a hen-velope. – [Stevie] What do you get if you cross a chicken With a cow? – A moo-ster. (crew laughs) – I gotta– Why did you say that? – Why did I say that? – Yeah. – ‘Cause a moo and a rooster. – Oh. I was thinking a moose, I was like, “Why are you bringing a moose into this?” – “Why did you say those two things “That actually do kinda work?” A chicken and a cow? – Ham. Hammen. Ham-hen. – Ham-hen. (laughs) – Chick-cow. – Ham is a pig. – Chicka-chi-cow. Chicka-chi-cow! Chicka-chi cow. C’mon, that’s it! – [Stevie] You have given two really great answers, And they’re not the answer, – But they do work. – Ya’ll can take that one. – [Stevie] Yeah. – Chicka-chi-cow. – What do you get when you meet a chicken and a cow? Chicka-chi-cow. And hey, that’s better than whatever you’re gonna say. – Here’s the thing, Rhett, when you say great things, but then you say, “How great it is that I’ve said great things!” It just kind of makes you Someone that I don’t like to be around. – ‘Cause you don’t say anything about it. – I’m just bad at it. – You made me this way. You’ve never complimented me, so I was like, “I’ll do it myself.” – That’s ’cause I’m sitting here racking my brain Trying to figure out what you get When you combine a cow and a chicken. – Well chicka-chi-cow is your answer. (chuckles) – Give us a hint. – What do you have at Arby’s? – Roast beef? – [Stevie] And what’s a pun that– – Roost beef. – [Stevie] Yep, yep. – Okay. – [Stevie] Why does a chicken coop have two doors? This is the most dad-joke out of all of these, Which is saying something. – All right, now we’re in my territory. – Why does a chicken coop have two doors? – So the chick-in, chick-out. – Yes, so chick-in, chick-out. – We agree on that one. – Yeah, yeah. That’s what I was coming to, right there. That’s it, right? – [Stevie] No. – You can’t chick-in and chick-out? – Exit, – Inter… – That’s it! – [Stevie] Are you asking me? – Inter and exit. – [Stevie] Insert and exit. – Inter and exit. – [Stevie] Oh. – Exert (laughs) – Exit. Exit! Whoa, oh, oh. Because you’ve gotta have an entrance and an exit. A hen-trance and an eggs-it. (laughs) – That’s how dumb these jokes are. Hen-trance and eggs-it. – I’m just starting to be pretty demoralized. Give us a hint. – [Stevie] A hint beyond it’s a dad joke? – There’s a world – Of dad jokes. – But it’s not a dirty joke. – [Stevie] Hm, no. – So it’s not like “little in, little out”. (chuckles) – [Stevie] No, if it had four doors, it’d be a sedan. – Oh, coop, ’cause it’s a coupe. – That was the punchline? – Yeah. – Because coupes have two doors. – If it had four doors it’d be a sedan. – Yeah. – So you don’t even say the part about a coupe? – Yeah, because if it had four doors it’d be a se-hen. – [Stevie] Okay, this is the last one. I’m sorry. I’m sorry to have to cut it short. – Oh, I wanna get it done. – Oh, gosh, Let’s get this over with. – [Stevie] Why did the chicken join a band? – For the drumsticks. – Oh, man, that’s good – [Stevie] Close. – Does it have to do with drumsticks? – [Stevie] Yeah. But a chicken wouldn’t join a band for the drumsticks. – ‘Cause he’s got two drum sticks. – [Stevie] Yeah. – Not for the drumsticks, because of the drumsticks. All right. 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