(rooster crowing) (tiger growling) – Welcome to “Good Mythical More.” If it’s good enough to wash your dog’s teeth in, it’s good enough for us to try it here, right? – It’s always good enough, and it’s always good enough of a time to check our voicemail. – [Woman] Yo, you need to pick up your butt. – Yo, you need to pick up your butt. – That’s the kind of thing that we would have called, actually we would have been doing prank calls and then we would have giving you a turn. (laughs) And you would have said something like that, don’t you remember those days? – Yeah, man, I just– – Let’s give Link a turn. – Just free wheeling. – “You need to pick “up your butt.” – Okay, so we have all types of things that clean dog’s teeths. – Do you give your dog these things? ‘Cause I was actually looking at Barbara’s mouth the other day and I was like, she’s got some tartar, man. – Well, yeah, ’cause if you look before and after on this, you’ve got this nice white– – Barbara’s teeth. – Tooth, but then they’re black at the top but– – Her gums are fine but her teeth are brown at the top. – Well, it says right there– – Does it matter? It’s just like a wolf. – These pictures say simulation. I think when wolves eat stuff they really rip it apart and it really helps keep it clean. And that’s what some of these chew toys simulate. – Could you hand me a skissors? – Self-brushing toothbrush for dogs. It brushes their teeth while they chew. Works in three ways, hidden bristles brush your dogs teeth while they play. Slot shaped openings scrape off tartar and plaque. Nubs on the outside massage gums. – What, really? – Do you put food or flavored toothpaste in it? – I guess you could. Ooh, it’s got a little give to it. – This is the type of brush that I have at my house for Jade. – And you use it? – I have it when I give her a bath to also brush her teeth. And sometimes I do it, but not every time. – That’s not brushing my teeth, it’s just cleaning the bottoms of my teeth. – Let me try this. – You put some peanut butter in there, it’d be nice. – I don’t think you’re supposed to put anything in there. It doesn’t say. – Well, what’s that? What’s that on the end? – It’s just, what do you mean? – What’s that? Turns it on and off? – The secret. The nubs of the outer sleeve massage gums. The slots scrape off plaque. – Y’all, the slots, they’re a little, canine teeth get in there. See if I can get one tooth in there. – Does it have a flavor? Because– – Rubber. – Why would they be motivated to chew on this for a long time if it doesn’t have a flavor? – ‘Cause dogs just sit there and chew on things. – Jade doesn’t chew on anything. – Well, you have a cat for a dog. Barbara will just sit there and just chew on anything. Things she’s ‘sposed to chew on, things she’s not supposed to chew on. – Well, you should definitely give her that and maybe it’ll fix her problem. – I think her mouth is too small. I’ll take it home to her, see what she says. – Well, I wanna try it. You open the, here, you can just take one of those. Since it’s already open. Dear gosh. The way packaging is made, man. It’s fricking dangerous for people like me. – Is this if you got a big dog and a little dog? And you wanna get a two for one? – Maybe. – You know what it is? It’s so you can brush, I love this idea, you can brush your teeth and your doggy’s teeth at the same time. (Link laughs) I like when Barbara’s face is next to mine. – Jade does not like it. – That’s just a human toothbrush. – We put toothpaste on that and she likes to lick it. She likes the taste of it. Oh, man, that’s a lot more bendy than I thought. – Doggy toothpaste, not regular toothpaste. – Doggy toothpaste. Which we can try because we have some here. We’re gonna try some doggy tartar control here in a second. – Oh, this is nice. Oh, I like this for myself. How come they don’t make toothbrushes like this? – So you’re gonna take this home to Barbara? – [Rhett] Yeah. – I’m trying to see if I can get an incisor in there. Were you able to do that? – I got one worked in there a little bit. – You don’t have incisors. You don’t. – Well, I have incisors. There’s a tooth in my incisor position that is called an incisor but it doesn’t have a vampire point on it. – Mine does. – ‘Cause I’m not evil. In my heart. – Mine will puncture the crap out of my lip and my tongue and steaks and stuff. – Bullibone SuperBrush. – There is a little satisfaction in really biting down on this stuff. – Now, see, I think this is a scam. I’ve seen these in the pet store, a lot of the times they’re green. The dental chews. – [Stevie] What is the answer to the small brush, big brush, like one’s for back teeth? – Oh, one’s for a cat, one’s for a dog. – Ohh. – I think it’s for options, and then, when you try to get to the back, it’s hard to get in there, right? Do you brush… – Ringo. – Ringo’s teeth? – [Stevie] No. But, boy, he needs it already. He’s a little bit over a year old. I can’t imagine brushing a cat’s teeth. I mean, I can barely touch my cat. – This isn’t doing anything. This is just a plastic. – It’s a piece of plastic. – I mean, I could 3D print this. – It smells like shaving cream. Nope, that’s just my face. – I mean, I’m not brushing anything, I’m just hurting myself. – Oh, gosh. Yeah, there’s no, this is just a piece of plastic. What are they trying to sell this as? Chew scrub. – Oh, it says it’s got apple cinnamon flavor. – Chew scrub technology. – You taste assim and cinnamal? Assim and cinnamal (laughs). I don’t know why I say assim and cinnamal. – Teeth scrubbing bristles infused with baking soda form as your dog chews. – There’s no flavor in this. Maybe you have to get inside of it somehow. – Clean and scrape hard to reach areas of dog’s teeth and mouth. The ridges and bumps. – Scam. – I’m not buying this. – Well, technically you already did. – But it says scrubbing bristles infused with baking soda form as your dog chews. – Oh! – So it exposes some bristles. – The way it breaks down is in bristly form, yes? – [Stevie] You’ve taken them to get their teeth brushed, or have you not? Like a teeth cleaning. – I mean, we take her to the groomer. To the vet. – [Stevie] But– – Are they doing that? – No. – Yeah, Barbara needs help. – I don’t know how they would do that. – Enzo used to have the worst breath ever and then when he went and got a teeth cleaning it would actually change everything for a few weeks. And then it would get really bad again. But most old dogs have to have teeth pulled because they’re decaying and causing the worst breath ever. So Enzo’s teeth were great in the end. – Oh, gosh. – Shout out to you, Enzo. – May he rest in peace. What a good boy. – This is horrible. This tastes like something a dog would like. – Yeah, you’re brushing your teeth with dog toothpaste. – Ugh! It’s like the rotten bottom of a trashcan. – I wonder how they would clean– – Oh, god! – How do they clean a dog’s teeth at a groomer? – [Stevie] Sometimes they have to put them to sleep which is not great. – It’s like cheese flavored toothpaste. – I mean, not that type to sleep. Like, you know, twilight. – Yeah, twilight. – [Stevie] You know, yeah, you know what I’m saying. – They put “Twilight” on and they fall asleep. – Stevie Yeah. – They’re now falling asleep during all the “Twilights.” – This one tastes like, it tastes like sunscreen. – Cheese. Yeah, horrible. – It’s coconutty. – Yeah. – Do we have different flavors? – It’s vanilla ginger. Why do you gotta put what flavor it is? You’re gonna tell your dog, “Oh, it’s vanilla and ginger.” – I kind of don’t dislike it. It’s sweet. – It doesn’t taste like vanilla or ginger. It tastes like some rotten cheese. – Tastes like coconut. Am I alone in this? You don’t get coconut? – No, I don’t taste coconut. I don’t think it’s the worst thing in the world, but I think a dog would love it. I’m taking it home to Barbara. – For first-time brushers put a small amount of toothpaste on your finger and invite the dog to lick it off. Slowly progress to lifting your dog’s lips and rubbing the toothpaste on your finger along the gumline and teeth. When your pet is comfortable put a small amount of toothpaste, oh, then introduce the brush. – When does it say put “Twilight” on? – Put a small amount of toothpaste on a toothbrush or finger brush and repeat the above steps. Always make brushing a positive experience for your dog. – You can do it. – For best results. – This is gonna be great for you. – Brush daily. – Who’s got that kinda time? – I actually believe with little old Jade’s mouth I could use this and this would work. I’m gonna take some of these home, I’m gonna try this out. Jade doesn’t have bad breath. She eats dry dog food and it’s supposed to help keep everything– – That’s all Barbara eats and she’s still got the spots, man. – It’s probably by breed as well. See, this feels, ooh, that feels good. And I can tell, I can feel each tooth. She doesn’t bite me. If I put my hand in her mouth, she don’t bite me. – She’s like an alligator. In like a Florida alligator zoo and you’re the trainer, and people gather round. “Watch me put my hand in my dog’s mouth.” – Yeah? – See that? – Now, this rubber tastes weird. – Yeah. Well you tell her that, just keep it positive. (upbeat music) This is gonna taste weird. Don’t bite me. – It feels good though. I might take up the habit. Get the feel good “Mythical Morning” tee, sticker, and enamel pin now at mythical.com.