welcome to good mythical more let’s discover some strange stuff that’s been frozen in ice but first let’s give $1,000 to the n-double-a-cp Legal Defense and Educational Fund to aid in their mission to fight for racial justice through litigation advocacy and public education the LDF seeks structural changes to expand democracy eliminate disparities and achieve racial justice in a society that fulfills the promise of equality for all Americans please join us in giving at n-double-a-cp LDF dot org slash donate thank you for being your mythical best boy use you look great we really should do this every day walk into a black light situation Stevie you know about things that have been frozen in a piece and you’re gonna quiz us on this but did you know that our novel is them paper bags yeah I did actually yeah you know what you can freeze it to celebrate that guys go over to mythical calm take a look at our store we’re giving you up to 30% off all of the bleak Creek merch for the next 48 hours so celebrate with us buy some stuff that it changes color I’m just so hot right now I’ve just changed the whole car changed at all to think so Stevie you’re gonna tell us something with frozen nice we have decide if it’s glacier no that’s fake or glacier yes sir that’s true glacier by travelpod a yeah it it just turned how did I put green on my freakin lips and now it just looks flesh colored I could see the green here okay the green of the pink is the first thing in anthrax infested reindeer corpse anthrax infested glacier yeah I mean what what is anthrax it’s not back at Erie oh really yes oh my goodness I just thought it was a band band been holing up in a reindeer all these years yeah this has got to be true it is true I heard about this the corpse found in Western Siberia was infected with anthrax which scientists believe also led to the deaths of 1,200 other nearby reindeer and Isis by ad well yeah because I mean back in the day people it was being sent in the mail remember that that was scared back in a day right I thought like when we’re talking about a frozen reindeer that’s in the tundra when you say back in the day I’m not thinking about like 1998 yeah whatever that was well it was after uhm it was after 9/11 yeah mailing anthrax to people was it was a scare did it ever actually happen or was it just you know it was it was found that the post office I believe yeah it can happen it was it was 2001 yeah give us another a really old sweater covered an ancient horse poop hmm that sounds fun I mean if you if you’re gonna freeze your sweater you might as well roll around in a horse poop first you know it’s you don’t know if they rolled around in the pooper of the poop if they put the sweater down and then the sweater and then some horses popped a squat right there on out no every time I set a piece of clothing down around a horse it’s taking a crap on it I believe that is an equine habit I go biking a quite habit is also a good name for a band it’s decent it’s also for like a nun who is gonna take plate is gonna be a jockey at the same time I need a neck wine habit that bit now you see yeah yeah found my bad core um yes I’m not a nun Jackie what I said it was fake it is real yes in Norway’s lend breehn glacier this tunic was from the Iron Age tunic and found six 6,500 feet above sea level in 2011 after two years of analysis reached researchers determined the garment was made between 230 and 390 ad more than 1500 years ago buna said tunic I would have gotten it right and they rolled around in horse poof I know my horse poop because I go biking on trails where or where horses are allowed to also bike and those horses they like that goodness no just be walking along and noticed you drop a bunch of turds yeah a lot of grassy what wasn’t I envy them here’s a question for you Rhett yeah I wish I could come on come on up walking poop I don’t like having to look behind me to see well it’s like what do you want me to do so I’m relaxed no I want you to turn them look at me hey is that a bar I want you to do what I do and just looking to the monitors you don’t have to ever look to the to your look to your side here’s a question for you why don’t or sis pop logs why don’t forces poop like they’re their balls horse’s poop balls of grass I bet you if you gave a horse just a big bag of Doritos at Google log no I think it has to do with diet Doritos are dry too just like grass I think you need some more maybe they got a real axis finger and it would be a log if they didn’t keep cut I mean there’s a horse out there somewhere who’s eating Doritos in blogs all over the place I’m telling you right now that’s not true man I’m gonna say yes that’s true is that there’s never a horse horses don’t poop logs because of the way that their their sphincter duodenum is uh is how it works what you do on them this afternoon hey but what about deer because they do balls dear do bowels to do Dubai you know but horses don’t you’re doing horses do like clumps their balls ish but listen they drop ball you can play marbles with deer crap I mean it’s yeah it is that’s for you thump it you can swallow the same size you can you can swing shot it when it dries out it becomes a toy for the little angel children what what I mean like raccoons do like longer turd but they’re very human-like in many different ways they also have hands they have thumbs yeah I don’t think it’s technically the reason it’s because of their colon at the earth colon works in a rhythm of opening and closing the sphincter like this it’s like when you’re blowing smoke rings yeah with your anus yeah if you’ve ever blown smoke rings or the Uranus you know there’s somebody who can do that if you if you eat enough powder you can you can do smoke Greaves with Uranus duodenum duodenum I don’t even know I don’t think duodenum is how you should be the one you guys know an old pickup truck with evidence some say is proof of an alien abduction oh snap Stevie so there’s not anyone in it is that evidence of an abduction when there’s nothing’s that a person’s not oh I only found the truck so they must have been kidnapped by aliens yeah Glacius er I’m sayin now I don’t know why it’s evidence for what about a human sacrifice with lice human sacrifice okay but instead of anthrax it’s lice so there’s a human sacrifice that happens to have lice or they kill him because he had lice mm-hmm that’s the way they used to do things back in the day huh you ever had lice no don’t lie I haven’t had lice I’ve never had it on that house either there’s been a couple of you know the funny thing is we’ve had some we had we knew pee who had it and they were there don’t be embarrassed why is it that there’s been more lice breakouts since moving to California you know is that like we never worried about lice in North Carolina I don’t know they did routine lice checks it it’s not true yeah that nature is straight up they sure know under saying it just seemed like we kept having people say like oh there’s been a lice breakout can we do an episode where we and then you had the rubber rubber gloves on when they would like check your hair at school yeah oh it hurts so bad yeah cuz they’re going down to the roots and looking for the tooth is that the same day they did this swish no different yes once a month did y’all have yeah they did it what’s that oh you don’t know about swishing oh we’ve talked about swishing organ you know about swishing right oh they would pass around these little cups to everyone in their elementary seats and then they would come around with a rush day and they would put fluoride rinse in the little cup and then you would every once every one would put it in their mouth at the same time and they would start a timer and everyone in the classroom would swish for 30 seconds or ever Holland I’m gonna tell you right now and it was you are not to bust out laughing but it was so stupid because how y’all think us all of us kids squishing for 30 seconds a year is know anything it was like once a month I think swish day didn’t happen that often I would remember it it happened more often than you think maybe once a semester it happened not nearly enough what to have an effect can we can we start that I hear it and maybe the weenies let us see freaking knows we can’t let it but y’all are gonna start swishing but it needs to be and I’m gonna time weekly Thursdays of swish day every Thursday chase you’re gonna get that you and get that mouth in condition man and you know what and one of y’all’s got to swallow it and since I don’t swallow every every we get all guess a number and who’s the furthest off of the number in our heads as the swallow the for us since I’m making decision slowly poisoning we’re also gonna do an episode where you present us with poops cat specimens and we tell you what animal this wrong well we’ve already done that we’ve done yeah we already done that okay human sacrifice with lice yes yes yeah perfect thing yeah it’s real awesome the frozen woman is found over 20,000 feet I always get really nervous when I have to read numbers on the show for some reason I tell ya above sea level on the edge of a volcano and was so well preserved that she still had the lice in her hair it’s assumed she was sacrificed because of her many ailments which included tuberculosis and lice listen God doesn’t accept you gotta sacrifice a virgin you can’t yeah you can’t put a teat a woman with TB and lies out there you got to put the angry [Music] accept our 2018 wasn’t even that long in the scheme of things a fox taking a number two oh just like squatting down got his got his knees up by his ears just like letting it how do they know he was here it was frozen in the active wonder what a fox poop looks like is it I would think it’s reckoning like yeah I would think it’s cat-like I think it’s like a mix of cat and dog poop because that’s kind of what a fox is I know and you’re not gonna get a fox actually like the poops coming out is that what you’re telling me see you didn’t happen it didn’t happen yeah that doesn’t happen he comes up Oh Morgan’s over here showing me yeah that looks like raccoon that is long that is a long dark Twinkie if you could have the ability to make little balls with your I do I’ve done it all okay okay guys it all comes down to this answer well I mean technically I guess link isn’t maliit a little bit so I guess it doesn’t how is he in the lead we’re tired which one are we talking about we’re totally are you tired yeah I came back oh okay I can’t remember the question was which one is taking a number yeah that’s no I’m saying it’s no yeah I can’t have to be in that position for yeah you would you do get euphoric though if you had a phone knowing freeze to death things get you for it this is the price some tonic water from Ana de drie Blanco because it contains duodenum in celebration of our bleak Creek paperback release take up to 30% off all bleak Creek merge for 48 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