GMMore 1768: Just The Tips Guessing Game

(rooster crows) (lion roars) (door slamming) (wheel spinning) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. We’re gonna play Just The Tipss. (Rhett laughs) – But first, we’re gonna name that squad. What is a group of porcupines called? – Porcupines…a group… – Porcupines, that’s what he said. – …a prickle… – That’s really good ’cause I was definitely thinking it was some..oh, that’s it, you’re right. – A prickle. Oh my gosh. – As soon as you said it, I was like, that’s a really good guess. – I got it…boy I’m… – Wait, don’t look at the camera. – Oh, but, yeah, can’t look at the camera – ‘Cause this is a good mythical… – I got it guys. – This is a good mythical smore. – Listen, I did the wasp and the prickle. – You know what, you need to invest in some stocks today. – This is a crazy day. – Anytime you’re having a day like this… – Instincts. – …you need to just pick stocks and invest in them. – It’s hard not to look at you. – The reason that’s we’re not looking at the camera… – I’m talking to you, but I’m not looking at you. – …is because this is a smore that was voted on by the Mythical Society, and y’all voted that we could not look at the camera the entire time and it’s gonna feel really disconnected. – And the camera is you. – You’re going to feel so disconnected from us. – Now we can look at each other. – Yeah. – That’s a break. – Yeah, right. We could also just look at ourselves like vloggers do. – Guess you just look at yourself in that camera, as you… – Oh, well, we do, I almost looked at you. – No, but have you seen the vloggers who look at themselves the whole time? – The whole time. They’ve just given up. I looked, I looked at them for a second. I can’t not freakin’ do it. – I can do it. – Okay. If you’re not a member of the Mythical Society, well, you didn’t have a say in this, but you could. So join and control us, because you’re the boss, actually. – Yeah, so we’re gonna play a game, of what we call “Just The Tips”, and basically we’re gonna hand each other every day objects and you have to use just the tips of your fingers…uh… – Who you talking to? – Just the tips of your fingers in order to… Look at me in the monitor and how close do I look like I’m looking at the camera? – Not close at all. – How close is that? – …not close… – How close is that? – Further, that’s further away. – Further away? – Yeah. I mean, you’re leaning down so you’re, there you go. I mean, it doesn’t look like you’re looking…what about me? Does is look like I’m looking at it? – Oh, you look like you’re looking nowhere close. – What are you looking at? – What about now? – What are you looking at? – I’m looking around. – No, but, where, I’m almost looking at the edge. – The edge of the box thingy. – Really? Wow. Look inside the box, but not at the lens. Ew, that’s getting close. Get a little bit closer. Get a little bit closer, but don’t, don’t, don’t, Oh, you did it for a second! (Link and crew laughing) – You did it for a second! – Yeah, all right, all right… – Okay, so what we’re going to do is… – I’m gonna close my eyes. – I’m gonna bring in something. – Now, we’ve been told that all of these objects, the only clue we get is that it’s something from our Good Mythical past. (Rhett sighs) – Okay, so just the tips. – Like, there’s no finger bending. – Okay, I’m gonna hold these so they don’t fall over, so if you feel a hand, that’s me. (Rhett laughs) – That’s you. – Yeah, eventually you’ll get to what I’m holding up. Just the tips. Just the tips. – Oh, that’s, it’s spongy. What is that? It’s really, oh it’s got a spine. – Yeah, it’s got a spine. What has a spine? Oh, you knocked it over. – It’s thin and it’s rubbery. It’s thin and rubbery. Is there two of them? – Yep. – There’s two of them. – Mmhmm. – It’s a…it’s a…there’s no, it’s like a toy, but it… A toy, a dinosaur, a rubber dinosaur, bathtub toy… – Oh!…Sorry, I looked right at the camera. – It’s not, I thought I was getting close, but there’s no head or tail to it. It’s just… – Alright. – Some sort of massage… – We need a final answer. – Um, … – We need a final answer, a final answer. – Rubber massage tendrils (Link laughs) – All right, look. Hands. – Oh, it’s just hands? – Just hands. – I thought it was a lot longer than that. – Yeah. I deceived you. – I remember using these, but I don’t remember what we did with them. Okay, close your eyes. Okay. (Object tapping on desk) All right. – I heard the noise it made. (tapping on object) – Yep, yep, yep. – Huh, oh… – He’s feeling of it guys. – Okay, that feels like, that feels like a face. – You’re almost not using finger tips, just the tip. – Just the tips. I mean, I shouldn’t have to keep poking. I should just be able to caress it with the finger tips. – Not caress. I would just… …okay…so you’re… Now you’re doing some sort of…a rubbing… I don’t know if that’s… – It feels like a face, and those feel like eyebrows and eyeballs, and a nose, and then a big beard. – So it’s, take a hint. – This is the 3D printed Cotton Candy Randy. – Open. Don’t look directly at it! – That’s not the rule. – Don’t look directly at it. – Wow, hey, that’s pretty good. – If I put it there you can’t see it. – It’s a 3D printed Cotton Candy Randy. – Can you see it right there? – Yeah. – You got it right. – I just see blue. – Okay. – Hold on. I should be able to…I should… Maybe I should do this for a living. You hand me things. I feel them. I tell you what they are. (object tapping on desk) If there face is…small faces. – You got, you got one right. (crew member laughing) He thinks he’s got a talent. – I mean… – I mean, I’m the one with the talent. – You do have a talent. I’m telling you, you should come up with, you should start, you could become famous on Reddit. All right, let’s bring in the next thing. Oh, you got this one. If you don’t get this in less than ten seconds, I’m not your friend anymore. Here you go. – Okay, so this is…… …this is a doll. – Seven…six… – I was gonna say Baby Secret… – Five, four… – …but there’s too much hair. – Three… – This is some sort of a… – Two, one – I don’t remember, whatever the other doll. Baby Secret. – Okay. Open your eyes. – Oh, it is. I thought her hair was a lot shorter. – Well, she, because he has bangs. You didn’t know about Baby Secret’s bangs. – Oh my gosh, this is so creepy. (doll speaks in creepy voice) I don’t want to know. Oh, I didn’t mean to look at you. – How long were you looking at the camera? – I don’t know. It’s instinct, man. I’m a performer. – Don’t look, are you looking at the camera? (doll speaks in creepy voice) – No. – Okay, I’m ready. I’m ready. – I’m gonna keep my eyes closed this time too. No, I’m not. (Rhett sighs) (crew laughing) Okie dokie – People are just laughing. – There you go. People are just laughing. People are just laughing. (object tapping on desk) This is a tougher one. What are you experiencing? – …there’s a platform, a plastic platform… And then… – Oh yeah, get underneath there, yeah. – You could go under there. – Nope. – You could go full under there. – Yep. – It’s a plastic plat…why are you pulling it away? – I’m just giving them a better look at it. – Plastic… – I want you to really see it. – A plastic platform with some… …dilly dallys on the end of it… – Yep. – That feel like a puffy… – Ew, puffy, because…they’re puffy because they’re dead. – What in the world could that be? – I’m having trouble remembering when this was on the show, but I think it… I think I know. – I have no idea what this is. Everything feels…plastic. – It was once alive. That’s my hint. – Oh, okay, well, then it is…oh… – No, not that part. – You know what it is? – The squishy part. – It’s those frogs playing pool. – Open your eyes. So, you remember that? – Yeah. – This is from the taxidermy episode? Now, I’m not looking at you. I’m looking at Stevie. – (Stevie) Okay, yeah. – Now I’m looking at you. – This was a prize. – If I could… – (Stevie) Well… – This was the prize, … – Was that the prize?…or… – I think it was a Price is Right weird, taxidermy episode. – Yeah, that’s what I’m saying. Okay, my eyes are closed. – (Stevie) I know you can’t look at the thing that you need to look at, so I’m going to look at it for you. – Oh, no, I can. – (Stevie) Okay. – Because it’s over here. – (Stevie) Oh. – I’m gonna let you guys know, but I’m gonna say it really dynamically, like I’m talking right at you, and that is White Claw Summer 2020. (crew laughing) Yes, that’s happening. Watch Josh infuse refreshing, gluten-free, alcohol taste into a stack of flapjacks on today’s Mythical Kitchen episode. White Claw pancakes, y’all, in the house. That’s a real thing. (Rhett sighs) Oh, you’re gonna get this too. (object taps on desk) They’re giving you lots of big ones. Here we go. What do you think it is? Put your hands down, do it again. (Link’s hands tapping on desk) What is that? – Nothing – No, move your hands around a little bit more. No, that’s your mug. Closer to you. (Rhett laughing) – Me? It’s me. – Yeah. Try that. (Rhett laughing) – Oh, wow. – Okay, you’ll do this, man. – Okay, so we got more hair. – You got this. (doll heads crunching) – Oh, it’s rubbery. – Mmhmm. – It’s flappy. – You know. – It’s, … It’s my doll face mask. – All right, open your eyes. – Ahh! – Put it on. I mean, you can’t not put that on. Everybody needs to see that on your face. – It’s been a while. – And it’s, what was this guy called? Baby Man? Man Baby? – (Stevie) I don’t immediately recall. I have tried to forget this. – Well, get ready, because he’s coming back. – Oh! I can look straight at you now. – No, you can’t! Don’t! – Because I’m Baby Man and I don’t play by the rules. – Don’t look straight at it. – I’m looking directly into your soul. Baby Secret and an alien copulated and created me. Oh! – I’m not looking at you. I’m not looking at him. – Did you miss me? – No, I didn’t. – Did you miss me? Oh, can someone feed me some baby food? – Ew, gosh. (Link kissing and smacking) – Oh, Gosh. – Ew, I like to kiss things. – Do I have something else to feel? Okay Baby Man, Man Baby, you need to give me something to feel. You should be there for Halloween, man. – That’s, um, yeah, I should. Keep that around for Halloween. I’m gonna be that for Halloween, y’all. – Hold on. Do this one… I’m just going to listen to this one when you set it down, okay? because I feel like I have a special gift at this, because I’ve gotten the other two right. So just set it down, like really set it down. Now, set it down where it makes some noise. (object rattling) – Well, that’s not the game. – Lift it up and set it down again. (object thudding on desk) It’s that plastic owl. – Open your eyes. – Yeah, that plastic owl. – So you cheated. You saw the owl. – I opened my eyes when Caitlin was putting it on the desk. (crew laughing) – Caitlin. (Rhett and crew laughing) You’re letting him cheat. – Look at that. – (Stevie) Do you remember it’s name? – It was like a demon of some kind? – I gave birth to this. This is my daughter. – (Stevie) Yeah, Yep. – Richard or something like…no? – My daughter named…Timothy? – [Crew Member] No, Patrick. – Patrick? – Uh… – (Stevie) It’s a “T” name. – It is a “T” name? – (Stevie) Mmhmm. – Terrence? – Ta, ta, to… – Tina! – (Stevie) Tina. – Yeah. – Tina. It’s a son named Tina, right? – A son named Tina. – (Stevie) I think so, yeah. – Yep. Hello Tina. Welcome back. – I mean, that would scare me away. I’ll tell you that much right now. If I saw an owl doing that. – All right, give me another one, because I’m not cheating. (owl tapping on table) Tippy, Tippy, Tippy, Tippy, Tippy, Tippy, Tippy – Okay, all right, you got to be really, really precise with this one. – Oh, precise? – Yeah, yeah, yeah… – Delicate? – Yeah, really delicate, because I don’t want you to break it. I don’t want you to break it. – Oh, it’s mushy. (Rhett and Link laughing) – Why are you laughing? – That’s my hand holding it. – Oh! (Rhett, Link, and crew laughing) – I thought you were joking. I thought you were joking. – Since you said to be delicate, I just did one hand, like I happened to touch in between one, two knuckles? – I’m glad you thought my… – Is that two knuckles? – You were like, ew… – I thought you had given me a nose of an animal, like a pig snout or something. – No, no, that’s my hand. – It’s still your hand? – My hand’s holding something. (crew laughing) Yeah, I don’t want you to break it, though, so… – Is that your hand? (Rhett laughing) Is that still your hand? – That’s still my hand. Yeah, go a little bit forward. – It doesn’t, first of all, it doesn’t feel like your hand. It feels like a velvet sack. – Well, thank you. (crew laughing) Yeah, I’ve always been told I have very velvet sack-like hands. (Link laughing) Yep. – Okay. – Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah… – It’s the hand again. – Open your eyes. You’re right, because we didn’t have another one. – So I was right. But hold one, show me what part of your hand. Was it the?… – It was the velvety part. – Was it that? – No, no. It wasn’t the fatty part. It was right there, just the velvet part. – Oh, that’s…I thought that was between two knuckles, and that’s just in a knuckle. – A knuckle, Yeah. – You’ve got a cavern inside of your knuckle. (upbeat music begins) – Every knuckle has two knuckles… When you get close enough. – Every knuckle has two knuckles. – Yep. That’s… – I’m talking to you! (can busting open) (can clicking) – And the entire White Claw is gonna go right into there, and I do have a long shoot ahead of me and now I’m sticky, and one of my biggest fears in life is being sticky.

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