(rooster crowing) (lion roaring) – It was a she, a hen. Welcome to Good Mythical More, can we smell ice cream and know what it is, I don’t know, but I wanna know. – But first can we name that squad, what is a group of hippopotami? – Hippopotami, hippopotami. – They’re like… – Hippopotamus is such a long word, I mean, I was thinking pod, but it’s better than that. – Like a thud. – A th… A th.. – They’re like, they’re big. A blob. – You know, it’s probably… – [Stevie] You’re so close. – I am? – [Stevie] Yeah. – Thud and pod together make pud. – [Stevie] No, no. – With blob? – [Stevie] Yeah. – A blabber. – Blap. – A blubber. – [Stevie] Keep the B-L-O. – A blow. – B… – A blow of hippopotami. (crew laughing) – Look at that blow of hippopotami, that what it is, it’s a blow. – [Stevie] That’s better than the real answer. – A bloat. – A bloat. – That’s kind of crazy that we got that close to it. – I guess, you know it’s, the people who invent these terms for squads of animals, I think it’s just them having fun, you know it’s like, and you should have fun. – Yeah, I mean yeah… – If you’re hanging out with hippopotami. – I mean as a biologist. – You know what, let’s come up with a, what a group of them means, that’s why it’s on the wheel. – Right, ’cause you learn something everyday. – You know something else you should learn, that we’re always putting up some exciting stuff on the Mythical Society app, which is the handheld version of the website. You can get that app for free on Google Play, iOS, Android, all of that stuff, and then you can start to peruse everything for free, if you sign up as an initiate. And if you’re at tier one, two, three, you get a full experience, fuller, the higher the number. – Yeah, exactly. – [Stevie] You guys ready to smell some creams? – Yeah, so is this a three, two, one, or is this a soon as you got it. – [Stevie] Yeah, (mumbles) a little three, two, one. – Ice creams not typically something that… – You smell. – When it’s put in front of you, like. (sniffing) – ‘Cause it’s cold. – It’s not like soup. – There’s some kind of science behind the molecular nature of something being cold, it’s not moving as much, and so therefor you’re not smelling it as much, it’s not releasing it (mumbles). – Talk about cold, those spoons were cold, hooey. – You still got them in there? – I got most of them out but sometimes I shift my weight and I think there’s one still in there. – You’ll find one. – Yeah, I’ll find one later. – [Stevie] All right, let’s bring in the first ice cream. – There’s nothing like taking a shower and a spoon drops out of your anus. – [Stevie] Oh, we’re having them feel outwards then pass, this is good, this will go well. – All right, is there a, there is no spoon. – (soft background talking). – [Stevie] There is no spoon. – Yeah, I… – There is no smell either, I mean, like… – Now of all the movies that I haven’t seen, I’m not smelling yet. – Well, it’s not gonna help you. – Of all the movies I haven’t see, I have seen that one, but Stevie, have you, you just quoted a movie. – [Stevie] Yeah. – You saw it, The Matrix? – [Stevie] I did but I’m really terrible… – Didn’t want to. – At remembering movies, like I am not a movie quote person at all. – I would of bet money that you haven’t seen The Matrix, like why would you give a crap about a… – Why would you, you of all people should not be telling other people they haven’t seen movies. – I prefaced it with that, I’m just saying, you don’t seem like someone who would spend their hard earned money on The Matrix. – [Stevie] Oh, I didn’t, I mean it was a VHS… – She was in High School probably. – [Stevie] DVD situation but not a in theater situation for me. – Man, I can’t smell any, I can’t even tell that there’s anything in there except for the fact that my nose hit it and it didn’t help. – Touched it, yeah, it happened to me too. – I mean, man, ice cream doesn’t give off a smell ’cause it’s so cold, you gotta heat it up. – All right, I have a guess, we gonna three, two, one it? – [Stevie] Yup. – Hold on, hold on. I smell an egg smell. – Okay, I’m ready. – [Stevie] Three, two, one. – Vanilla. – Vanilla. – [Stevie] Yeah, you’re right. – Oh okay. – Okay, all right. – It was on my lip but I didn’t taste it. – Yeah. – [Stevie] I was watching you closely to make sure. – I just went with vanilla ’cause I couldn’t smell anything. – That’s good. – [Stevie] Have you guys had superman ice cream? – Oh yeah, it’ all the different colors. – [Stevie] But it’s like a… – It’s blue. – [Stevie] No, it’s a bunch of different colors but it tastes like a French vanilla, it’s actually good. – Oh, the colors are fake, it’s like Froot Loops. – [Stevie] Yeah. – Okay, there’s a smell to this one. – I thought I was smelling the bowl. – Okay. – This is not easy at all. (sniffing) – Okay. – Ions in the future… – Okay, I got it. – Are people gonna… – I got it. Ions? – Whatever beings are ions in the future on whatever planets in the universe that are looking back at the archival footage of human life at this time… – Yup. – What are they gonna think of this? – Think of what we’re doing exactly right now? – Yeah. – Oh, they gonna think a lot of things about us and this internet show. I think that there’s gonna be, they’re gonna talk about when the world ended, they’re gonna talk about the apocalypse, when everything started falling apart. And they’re gonna talk about human excess and frivolity, what was the word, frivolity, frivolity, is that a word. And they’re gonna use a bunch of clips of our show to demonstrate that. Like, look at this man peeing chocolate into his friends mouth, there will be no commentary, they’ll just show images of us doing things as the reason, basically why it was okay for humanity to be ended. Just so you know, that’s what’s gonna happen. – I’m getting nothing. – [Stevie] Three, two, one. – Strawberry. – Chocolate. I said choc… – [Stevie] It’s strawberry. – Yeah, that one was very strong to me. – I don’t smell it, I mean, I guessed chocolate would have been stronger. Definitely Strawberry. – You taste it like strawberry now. How does it make you feel that we’re gonna be used in montages that demonstrate the frivolity of humanity. – I feel okay about it, I feel great about it if the montage is nothing but us. Well it probably could, it probably could be, probably could be. – You have one? – [Stevie] No. – I don’t, I do now. Oh, I got that one too. Okay, this is easy. – [Stevie] Three, two, one. – Chocolate. – Chocolate, rain. – That’s easy. – Mm, chocolates the best flavor. – Actually it was, it’s chocolate ripple, wrong. – No, it’s chocolate. – There’s a ripple in mine. – Probably just ’cause they use the same scoop. Man, how good is chocolate? – Chocolates good in an ice cream, man. – Chocolate is good in everything. – Chocolate was made for ice cream. – Chocolates good in everything. I think we joined one of those montages already, I think there’s somebody who made a montage, like one of those channels that’s about the illuminati. – Yeah. – When you just put together, you can put the same montage to different music. Like if you put us peeing into each others mouth with chocolate and all the weird stuff that we’ve done, to like, a certain kind of music, it’s like fun, lose yourself in Good Mythical Morning. – Yeah. – But if you put this ominous music, it’s like, this is leading to the destruction of humanity. And I’ll watch it, I’ll believe that, that’s what we’re doing, then you play the right music, I think they were contributing to the downfall of our species. – That’s why we typically don’t put music tracks underneath the episodes because we don’t wanna be manipulative. – This ones easy as well, I didn’t think this was gonna be easy. – [Stevie] Three, two, one. – Mint chocolate chip. – Mint chocolate chip. – [Stevie] Yeah. – Yeah, that waS easy, come on guys. (mumbles) Come on, challenge us a little bit. – Yeah, I love that too. Ice cream is the best dessert. – Let me ask you this. – Ice cream. – You’ve got two scoops and you want chocolate, and you want vanilla, which one do you want on top, which one do you want on bottom? – [Stevie] In a cone situation. – In a cone. – Well, let me just say when I, take chocolate and vanilla out of the equation for just a second, and if I get two different flavors. And I always go with like, two oddball flavors from the ice cream shop, and I don’t think about how they compliment one another ’cause I just want two awesome experiences, maximize, turn everything up to 11. – Okay, ’cause that’s the type of guy you are Rhett. – Right. – You’re just an 11-sies. – And so I’ll do like, blue berry cheese cake bonkers ice cream, and then you know, another one. – It has bonkers in it. – Yeah, yeah, you remember bonkers? – Oh yeah. – Yeah, my philosophy is… – Bonkers were like Starburst but you didn’t know what they were gonna do. – Whenever the person at the place asks me, which one you want on top, I say… – I think you’re talking about the parlourist. – I say, surprise me, because it ties into the reason I’m doing this, I’m trying to mix things up man, give me a crazy flavor, I don’t care which ones on top. I want you to write the script for my life and I’m just gonna roll on, on the rollercoaster. – So basically, my question to you was just an offense. – Yeah, I don’t like thinking about which ones gonna be on top because I’m like, it’s just, it’s ice cream. It just, you know. – I really think you want the stronger one on bottom which is most always as we’ve learned in the show, gonna be chocolate, so if anythings chocolate based and you want something else that’s not, my opinion is that… – Yeah, if it was chocolate and vanilla, I’d put the chocolate on the bottom. – Bottom. – Because I don’t wanna just be a dude sitting there with vanilla in my hand, I mean… – And I wouldn’t say put the chocolate on the bottom, I would say put the vanilla on the top, because how could you put the chocolate underneath the vanilla. – Okay. – See, I overthink things. – I think we’ve transitioned here. – Okay, so this is, this is like Lysol flavored. (crew laughs) Is this doctored? – [Stevie] No. – I think that… (soft background talking) – [Stevie] You ready? – No. – Okay, got it, think. – The thing that we have learned and we haven’t done a smelling episode in my recollection, recently, is that my smellers not good, man. My smeller is modified, compromised, truncated, splayed out and steamrolled. – Mm. – Questionable. – So you’re not getting, I’m getting something but I’m not confident in my answer but I’m gonna say something. – Mines, it smells like cleaner to me, smells like, but not in a minty kind of way, in like a, okay. – [Stevie] Three, two, one. – Pine. – Orange. – [Stevie] It has orange in it. – Oh, but not pine? (laughing) – Is it orange cream, Dreamsicle. – [Stevie] No. – What, what, what ice cream flavor has orange and another flavor in it. Orange, mango. Orange you glad this isn’t (mumbles). – [Stevie] Like a slight deviation from ice cream in my personal opinion. – Oh, is it orange sherbet. – Sherbet. – [Stevie] It’s not orange. – Oh, it’s lemon sherbet. – [Stevie] No, it has orange in it. – Lemon, that’s the, yeah. – [Stevie] It has all the fruit flavors in it. – Rainbow sherbet. – Rainbow sherbet. – [Stevie] Yeah. – Yeah. – So I get that point. (laughing) – I was never a sherbet guy, (mumbles) ice cream on my tongue. Ah, man. – [Stevie] Two more. – Hey Stevie, have you downloaded the Mythical Society app? – [Stevie] I have. – Are you enjoying it? – I do really enjoy it, I find that it’s an easier way to access all the content that I like, than having to go on the desktop site, it’s just right at my fingertips. – Yup. – It’s like moving into a house and realizing that there are no steps. – Yeah. – [Stevie] Um, okay. – Even though it looks like a two story house, it’s just a really tall ceiling. – It’s like moving your friend into a condo and realizing they’re on the ground floor. – I went to my cousins house one time, in Georgia and they had a living room that was two stories tall, and that stuck in my mind for like my entire life, I was like, remember that time… – Like a high ceiling? – Like, it was, they had a two story house but the way they had built the living room, was that there was a banister up there over the hallway for the bedrooms, and so it went all the way to the top of the house, and I was just like… – So when you came out of the bedrooms you could look over down into the living room where people were, what were your cousins doing down there. – Just whatever they, cousins do. – There were four-wheelers right? – No, that was different, well no that, both sets of cousins have four-wheelers, but… – I’m not getting anything from this. – These cousins, I mean, I just remember thinking, they got it made, they got a two story, where’s mine? (laughing) Where’s my. They got a two story living room, I thought about it, I’ll take it. I thought about it, I thought about it so often and then it burned down. – You got jealous and burned it down, what? – No (laughs), no it just, the house burned down, there was a fire at one point. – Anybody die? – Nope. – Good. I wouldn’t wish that on anybody. I’m getting nothing. – Oh, this is so subtle. – [Stevie] This is like, I would say this is the most unique flavor that you’ve tasted, that you’ve smelled thus far. I don’t think I’ve ever had this flavor before but I’ve heard of it, it’s like a grandpa flavor, I think. – Okay, I think I know it. – Grandpa flavor. – [Stevie] Three… – Well, hold on, do you smell anything. – I smell a slight thing. – I mean my nose is in it and I can’t smell it. – And it is, I think this is one of my favorite flavors ’cause I’m a grandpa. – Okay, I have a guess based on your hint but… – [Stevie] Three, two, one. – Butter pecan. – Butter pecan. – [Stevie] No. – Ah. – [Stevie] I like butter pecan, this has a, the first word is a liquor. – Baileys Irish Cream. – [Stevie] No, like a kind of liquor. – Oh, it’s rum raisin. – [Stevie] Yeah. – What? – Rum raisin, man. – Rum raisin. – Yeah, can I get an actually spoon, ’cause I kind of wanna get into this, I’ve been thinking about this, I’ve been thinking about rum raisin lately. – I’ve never, I’ve never heard of this. – I’ve never had it, until right now. – Oh my gosh, (mumbles) it’s rum, it’s got rum in it and it’s got raisins. You know our friend who makes that, makes her moms recipe and it’s rum cake. – Uh, no. (laughing) – It tastes just like this and it’s good. – Are you talking about Jenny? – I felt like Katie made a rum cake. – Oh, oh yeah, I think you’re right. – And that’s really good, and it taste just like this. – I think it’s that… – You’re not a grandpa yet. – One time started drinking rum in my bathtub and I got really, really sick ’cause I was just drinking it out of the bottle. – Like a pirate. – That’s right. – Just sitting in your bathtub with a bottle of rum. – Yup. – That’s you own fault. – Yup, just me and my booty, drinking some rum, getting real sick, having no fun. (laughs) Vomit right there and wash it off. (mumbles) – I’m already in the tub so… – It’s not a shower, if you vomit in the shower it’s one thing, if you vomit in a bathtub, what, that you’re in, you’re just taking a vomit bath. (laughing) – [Stevie] I mean, I said that there’s one more flavor but I feel like how you gonna top rum raisin, you know, rum, rum raisin. – There’s another flavor. – Just tell us the flavor and we’ll decide if we wanna do it. (mumbles) – Stevie if you wanna smell it. – Yeah. – [Stevie] Moose tracks. – Oh, just bring it out, I wanna take a bite. (laughing) – I just want, I wanna smell it. – Moose tracks, moose tracks has full… – Don’t smell anything. – Look, it has full Reese’s, it has peanut butter cups in it, full peanut butter cups. – Well they’re not really full, they’re like, they’re like toenail size. – If I found a moose that left tracks like this, I would crack him down and bite his head off. – [Rhett} Are you a member of the Mythical Society, want an even easier was to dig into content, like Behind The Mythicality, and Rhett and Link React. Well, download the new, free mobile app now, in the Apple and Google Play stores.