(animal noises) – Welcome to Good Mythical More, we’re gonna try out makeup for your teeth. This is chrome tooth polish. Is this permanent? We’ll find out. – Listen, but first we gotta tell you that, don’t freak out, but, your shadow is moving without you. Yes, this happens. – Don’t turn around and look at it! Because it is naked. But just come to us. Come away from the shadow. – Now don’t freak out, but this is a condition that happens kind of once in a full moon, really, with one person on Earth, and that is when your shadow begins to get attracted to you. And when the shadow gets attracted to you, it wants to do things to you. Don’t freak out, whatever you do, just run fast. – If you freak out, it will kill you. What if your shadow could kill you, what if that was true, what if one person on Earth, their shadow made love to them? On the full moon? Oh, it’s a full moon, somebody’s shadow is making love to them. – It would be a good horror movie if it was one person’s shadow kills them, in a town, on a full moon. – In a town, on a full moon. All right, so we’re gonna paintsies our teethsies with this. Always wanna give you a little encouragement to go over to the Mythical Kitchen channel, though. In the finale of the Past Food series, Josh and Trevor are going back to 1997 to recreate Pizza Hut’s discontinued Triple Deckeroni pizza, do you remember this? – I do not, it was in 97, that was when I was going to Pizza Hut, that’s when I was going to Pizza Hut after the football games. They didn’t, Triple Deckeroni didn’t make it to the Lillington Pizza Hut. – Well the year before. You didn’t graduate from high school and go back to the football games and hang out with the students. – That’s why I don’t know about it, ’cause I was in college at the time. I was eating at Gumby’s. – Gumby’s, you guys know about Gumby’s Pizza? – Nobody knows about Gumby’s Pizza? Stevie, you know about Gumby’s Pizza? – [Stevie] No. – Before applying tooth polish for the first time, scan this QR code with your camera phone to watch our how to tooth polish. Eh, we ain’t gonna do that. – I don’t do QR codes in general, because give your phone infections. – I think I’m gonna do some sort of rainbow thing, you wanna, why would you wanna make your teeth yellow? – I’ll do it. Here’s the thing– – Step one, mix it up, shake the bottle hard to mix the settled pigments. – Anything that requires me putting things on my teeth and then showing my teeth, as you can see, my teeth don’t show. – Try to show ’em. I mean you’re gonna have to pull your lips back. – [Stevie] How did they get away with, they actually have Gumby as the mascot. – He started it. – [Stevie] How did they get away with that? – We’ve been wondering what Gumby’s been doing all these years. – [Stevie] Also their tagline is pretty unique, do you know what it is? – Gumby’s, come and get it. – Stretch it into your mouth. – [Stevie] Home of the original Pokey Sticks. – Oh, Pokey Sticks, whoo man, I had those when I was studying. – If pigments are still settled after shaking, stir with a toothpick. – So I’m gonna do yellow and gold. – I mean white, would you wanna do white? Hwite? I’m gonna do red, yellow, black. – I saw somebody, I didn’t really get into it and read it, but somebody was trying to give an explanation of why you pronounce the h’s in white. – Oh, really? – They had a theory, and I don’t know what it was, so I can’t relay it. – My own kids make fun of me, so. – Hold on, but did you make a decision, were you like studying phonics at one point, and you were like “Oh, there’s an h in there, “I’d better say that.” – Yeah, I was hooked on phonics. You remember that? Hooked on Phonics? It was like a mail order thing to teach you reading. – Hold on, I wanna get to the bottom of this, because I don’t know for sure, but I think that if you look up the word why, or the word white, in the dictionary, the h is not supposed to be pronounced. The h is completely superfluous. Right? – Tuck cotton rolls between gums to keep the mouth open. – [Stevie] I’ve been reading about Gumby’s this whole time. – You gotta dry the teeth, oh, that’s gonna be too big. – But I’m curious, though, you seem to be avoiding the question. – I don’t know the answers. – No, but you made a conscious decision at some point to pronounce the h, and I wanna know if that’s correct. ‘Cause if it’s correct, I’m gonna start doing it. – I don’t think I made a conscious decision, I think it’s just– – [Rhett] But why do you pronounce it like that? – Hwite? – Hwite, it’s white. – Hwite. – Say it without the h. See if you can. White. – Hwite. – You can’t do it without saying the h. What’s the official answer? – [Stevie] I don’t think there is an official answer, I think it’s just… – If you go to the phonetic pronunciation of white, in the dictionary, it will not have an h. – They conjured these things. (indistinct) See, I remember when I had to make one of my teeth disappear for the Epic Rap Battle of Manliness. They had to dry it off, and then they painted it. – I’m not even trying to bother with these, that’s pointless. – Okay, I’m gonna put this here. That’s not gonna work. That’s not gonna work. – [Stevie] Yeah, all of the, I mean we had to look up how to pronounce white, and it’s white. White is the answer, not hwite. – I just wanted to make sure, if I was wrong, I wanted to change the way I’m saying it, start saying hwite. – Gimme something heavy! Here’s something. – Link, so it’s not, the h is not in there. – I never said it was the right way to pronounce white, I just said it was the way that I pronounce white. – But you could take a little less energy, if you took it out of your vocabulary. – Oh, yeah, look at that. – I can’t keep my teeth… I mean I got the mustache down there, too. – Oh yeah, this is hot. – I’m just going all yellow. – You’re going all yellow? – Yeah. – All yellow, all the time. – It doesn’t matter ’cause you can’t see my teeth. Look, I can let my teeth go and it wouldn’t matter. – Yeah, lemme see your teeth. Oh my gosh, you did it quickly. – Can you see? Can you see my yellow teeth? I let myself go. ‘Cause no one can see my teeth in real life. I’ll just talk to you like this. I’ll just talk to you like this, and you’ll never know I don’t take good care of my teeth. – It sounds like you’re saying teet. – Yeah, I don’t pronounce the h in teeth. I don’t pronounce h’s, because there’s one in my name that it doesn’t need to be there. I got an extra t and an extra h in my name that are unnecessary. So you’ll notice, as I talk, that, hm, I just said an h. You’ll notice as I talk tat I don’t really pronounce. In fact… It’s tough to think about one letter, and not say it as you talk. And you actually begin to realize tat h’s are not tat common. There was only two h’s in that whole sentence. – Do I look smart? – Oh, god. – Who do I look like? – You look like, it looks like you got blood on the bottom lip, the bottom teeth, like you bit into something like a redneck that was like a redneck killer. – I feel like I should take my glasses off and take my shirt back off. – You got some on your lip, too, it looks like. – I got some on my lip. I look crazy. – [Rhett] You’re gonna be a scary old man. – Hey, hey grandbabies, come on, sit on my knee, I wanna tell you a story about when I was your age. When I was your age, you had to mail stuff in envelopes. If you wanted to communicate with people, you had to mail stuff in envelopes. We didn’t have, every word had a h in it, and you had to pronounce it. They started with the word hwite. – See if you can talk witout saying h’s. I bet you can’t. – I think this is dry now. – I’m having to read every word that I’m about to say before I say it. I’m aving to read every word before I say it. To see if it as an h. – I tink I can say any words tat I want because not tat many words ave te letter in tem. – Now, I’m gonna do it with a more common one like t. Now, I’m going o alk wihou saying the le– he le’er e. – This is fun. – Okay, now do it without s, you do it without s. Talk without s. – Hoot, dude. I don’t think it gonna be that hard. None of the word I think of have the letter in them. – But if you jut begin talking without thinking, oh, now I am alo realizing that I don’t peak with that many e’e. – E’e. – E’e. – You don’t speak with that many e’e? – I don’t peak with that many e’e. – Oh, gimme another letter, this is a fun game. – R, take out the r. – Well, boys. One day, we’e gonna foget the letter. The lette. And you will make, I don’t think of words that have the letter in them. – Well that’s a special skill. – Do it with a q. – Hee’s the deal. I’m doing it without the r. Speaking without a q doesn’t make any sense. – That was the joke. – Hee’s the deal. I’m speaking without. And the funny thing is, that the’s an in my name. The’s not as many as you might think. But why is it changing my accent? Is the eal question. What other letters are there? Oh, vowels, yes. – We gotta do it without a vowel, an o. – Do it without o. – 23 years ag, I was much yunger. I’m a bit afraid that this stuff I painted n my teeth will never cme ff. – Will never what? – Cme ff. Cme ff. – Cme ff. Come off, yeah. – This is a dead ringer for Pizza Hut sauce, I don’t care what you say. Eh, this is good. That’s a nice, even sauce layer. – You know something’s not good when Josh goes “Eh.” “Eh, it’s good.”