(rooster crows) (lion growls) (wheel spins) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. There are ice creams and then there are other things which aren’t ice creams, which are flavored to taste like ice creams. Are they worth a crap? Let’s find out together. – There’s also a thing called Gifticality, and when we land on it, we donate $1000 to the NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund to aid in their mission to fight for racial justice through litigation, advocacy, and public education. Please join us in giving @NAACPldf.org/donate. – I like how you say advocacy. – Advocacy. – Advocacy. – You know I’ve never once been hypnotized by this wheel. – I never look at it. – Think of all the opportunities that I’ve had to be hypnotized by it or what if I am hypnotized by it every single time. – I don’t think you say the word hypnotized right. – And then I’m un-hypnotized. I hit the N that time, is that what you wanted me to do? Hit the N? Hypnotized? – Hitnotized – Hitnotized – All right, so we’ve got some ice cream flavored stuff. Do you want to start with the coffee coffee coffee? – This is Friendly’s. Isn’t Friendly like a café that people like? – [Stevie] I think it has more than ice cream. I can’t remember if it’s this place in, well there’s a bad story about Friendly’s- – But I feel like Friendly’s is one of those places that people who are fans of Friendly’s are like obnoxiously enthusiastic about it. – I haven’t heard any of this. – All right look it up. Obnoxious Friendly’s fans. – Are fans of Friendly’s obnoxious? – No like people are so in to it. – Black cherry chocolate- – It’s regional? Am I wrong about this? – [Stevie] I’m looking it up right now. – Where do we stand on- – With a Y. – [Stevie] Yeah it’s not really regionable, regionable (Stevie laughs) – Friendly’s, go to story, go to story of Friendly’s. – Smell that. – Is nostalgia enough to save Friendly’s from 2011? I wonder if it got saved. – I think it did yeah. – I don’t like straight up coffee, especially coffee that tastes like ice cream. Black Cherry Chocolate Chunk. – Do we have any cream? That’s a good flavor of ice cream. – Anywhere? – [Man] Want me to check the fridge? – What about lotion? Sun tan lotion? – [Man] I got sun tan lotion. – Can you go to the locate tab? – Can you focus? – I’m focusing on Friendly’s. – All right. I do not think- – Oh yeah see- – Coffee with any flavors- – It’s all in the North East. – [Stevie] No there’s one in South Carolina. And there was one in Greensboro, I’m pretty sure and it shut down. – But all you people from the North East- – Ugh – You’re all excited about Friendly’s aren’t you? Who’s here from the North East? What state are you from Chris? – [Chris] Pennsylvania. – Pennsylvania. You know about Friendly’s? – [Chris] I know about Friendly’s- – Stop being obnoxious. (Link chuckles) – It looks like it’s most concentrated in Connecticut. There’s a bunch on Long Island. – [Stevie] Actually maybe I was wrong about the Greensboro- – I just don’t like flavored coffee so I’m- – This is bad. – I do not taste- – [Stevie] For those of you keeping track if I was right or wrong about the Greensboro Friendly’s, I believe I was wrong. – I taste a little cherry. Cold Stone Creamery flavored Jelly Belly. Now we’re on to something, okay. – Sorry Friendly’s fans, I was at least trying to acknowledge your presence and Link just wanted to move on. – [Stevie] But- – It’s not that I wanted to move on, it’s just that I knew we weren’t gonna like it. – [Stevie] In Greensboro, there’s Friendly’s shopping center which is an outdoor shopping center- – That’s different. – [Stevie] And there’s a restaurant called Harper’s and there’s also a strip club on the other side of town that’s called Harper’s too and that was a big joke for everyone in middle school and high school. – Ah. – I saw you at Harper’s. Is that a joke? – [Stevie] Yeah. One or two? – Chocolate Devotion, chocolate ice cream, chocolate chips, brownies, and fudge. – These are all good. – That is a good one. The red one is Our Strawberry Blonde. – [Stevie] Oh wait it’s an exotic car wash. It’s not even a strip club. Harper’s II Exotic Car Wash. – Oh those are fun. – How does, is that the ones where they wash the car with their body? – [Stevie] There’s a question, there’s a New York Times article- – Like they push their body up against- – Yeah there’s unintentional/intentional boobie pressing against the windows in order to get to other parts of the car. (Link laughs) – [Stevie] Is this wash brush-less? Yes and topless too. – No brushes? I gotta have brushes now. – No if you- – How you gonna wash a car without a brush? – If you got a good paint job, you don’t want a brush on there. Boobies are fine. Boobies can touch your paint job all you want. – Boobies can touch your paint job. – Unless it’s really cold, sometimes a nipple will scratch the paint job. – Diamond studded nipple. – [Stevie] See and then the Harper’s news gets wrapped up in this. So it says Harper’s restaurant serves up Mother’s Day meals for take-out. How are you to know if it’s the restaurant or the exotic car wash? – If you’ve got pierced nipples they will turn you away from a topless car wash because you will scratch up, it’ll look like somebody keyed the car. (both laugh) Like what the hell happened here? She had nipple piercings and didn’t tell us. She’s fired. – Apple pie. French vanilla ice cream, cinnamon graham cracker crust, apple pie filling and caramel. That’s too much in a jelly bean. – This is like going to the ice cream shop and sampling everything, and you do it right from the comfort of your own desk. – You could swallow them like pills and not taste it at all. – That’s how I eat my jelly beans typically. – I just do it for the calories. I don’t do it for the taste. – I’m just loadin’ up on sugar. – Chocolate Devotion is- – It’s a good one. All right what else, you just, well okay. – Okay so- (bag falls) – You’re having lots of trouble. We won’t get you in to the car wash either. – Take that. – [Stevie] There literally is a New York Times article about Harper’s II Exotic Car Wash in Greensboro and there’s a guy who owns both a carwash and a strip club nearby to that Harper’s II, that they interviewed about how it was affecting his two businesses. – He’s like, “Well you know it’s affecting both of them a little bit.” (both laugh) – It’s really impacting me a little bit. (Rhett laughs) I’m searching for a pun, I can’t find one. – Let it come naturally. – Hold on, what? You just bypassed, look at this. – Klondike Candy Canes is what I- – I’ve had this before. – Cookies and Cream flavored is what I chose. Mm it’s pretty good. – So this is like a chocolate and vanilla cone. – Why is it yellow? – I think when you lollipop-ize vanilla it turns yellow. – Oh look at this, lollipops are peanut-free, in case you were wondering. Is there a peanut flavor or something? – No, peanuts find there way into lots of things. – Cremosa. So we got some Neapolitan, Mint Chocolate, and Cookies and Cream Candy Canes here. They’re trying to make candy cane a year round thing or something? – Can I ask you a question? – Rhett, you can ask me anything. – If, now I was joking, I’ve never been to a topless car wash. (lollipop bangs on floor) – When I lie I drop lollipops. If you found yourself, if you were like it was late, it was dark- – My car was dirty. – Your car was really dirty, you could barely see out of it- – Honey my car was so dirty! – No this is a serious question. You don’t see topless, you just see carwash. Because you’re not thinking, topless maybe you’re thinking maybe for convertibles. – Yeah if I saw topless car wash, I’d be thinking- – They wash convertibles- – Oh there’s no roof on the car. I mean. – Yeah. But then you get into it- – I don’t discriminate. – You get in there and then you see a couple of ladies come up and you’re like well hold on a second, those girls don’t have shirts on. – Shirts (both laugh) – Shirtless carwash. This must be a shirtless car wash. – And then you start realizing that it’s a topless car wash, and did I say that you are with your entire family, but they’re all asleep. You’re on a road trip. Your wife is asleep, your kids are asleep. – What is this? Like National Lampoon’s? – Your kids are asleep. It’s like two AM. – Course I haven’t seen that. – Two AM is prime topless car wash hour. You’re half way through when you realize there’s boobies. What do you do?- – What’s happening- – You’re already in neutral and it’s just taking you through. – What happened in the first half of the topless car wash if it takes that far to get to the boobaloo? – I think they save the boobies for the second half. Let’s just say in this one, the boobies come out half way through. – Okay. – And you’re there. Your wife’s asleep, kids are asleep, you’re wide awake now. (both laugh) – You’ve completely woken up. You’re like I don’t need coffee now. What do you do? Do you- – I would be like, “shh.” (Rhett laughs) – Telling ’em to shhh. (Rhett laughs) – First of all- – You missed a spot. – They’d look in and they’d see the kids and the wife and they’d be like. You know? And then you just keep it quiet. I think you just gotta commit to it by that point, right? What if you woke everybody up and apologized? – Yeah that’s what I would do. I’d be like- (Rhett laughs) – That would ruin everything. – I would be like, “I didn’t mean to do this, but I want y’all to see it because I want y’all to know that I didn’t mean to do it.” – I’m sorry for what’s happening right now! Avert your eyes kids! Man. That would be one hell of a ride. – I mean I remember the first time that I as a kid I watched Lethal Weapon 4. – Yeah that’s got some choice shots in it doesn’t it? – There was a scene. – Yeah. – A love-making scene. I was very embarrassed to be watching that. – Weren’t you with your dad? – I was with my dad. – Yeah. – He didn’t say anything. (Stevie laughs) – Was it in a theater or did he have fast-forward control? – He had both. Isn’t that interesting? It was a rental man. He rented it. – My mom thought if you fast-forwarded through it, it couldn’t get into your brain. But it could. (both laugh) – It was just faster. – Yeah yeah yeah. My whole picture of sex was wrong. I was like you gotta move fast. – It gave you a more realistic expectation. – Right. I was like I don’t think I can move that fast. – Oh you can. (Rhett laughs) – Oh we’ve still got some- – Oh good we got an extra one. – Yeah we do, Extra. – I didn’t, maybe it was subliminal. – Now this is a good candy cane. If you’re looking for that. – It’s also a lollipop. – I mean a lollipop. – Oh, mint chocolate chip. I didn’t know this existed. They got gum that tastes like ice cream now. – Now if my car didn’t get clean, I’d have to go through again. – What if you got through, you pulled out, you pulled away, and you realized that your car didn’t get fully cleaned and then your wife wakes up and she’s like, “did you just get your car, you just went through a car wash? Well they didn’t do a good job, we need to go back through.” – No ahhh. – [Both] Ahhh. – Maybe they’d make us pay again. How would you get out of that? (Link laughs) – I’d say, “Do you really want to go back? Because this is your choice.” – You’d have to make up a story like it broke. – No I would go back to them and be like it wasn’t like this the first time. – Yeah. We must have gone down a wrong turn. – Must have been a shift change or something. (Link laughs) – [Link] GMM mugs in three different wild styles are available now at mythical.com.