(rooster crow) (lion roar) (loud bang) (wheel clicking) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. Join us as we experience the world’s largest fortune cookie. Or at least the largest one we could get our hands on. – But first, we’re going to name that squad. What do you call a group of cobras? – A group of cobras. – A slither. – No, uh… – A rattle. No they don’t rattle. – A coil of cobras. – Oh, that’s good I like that. That’s good. That’s good. – That’s what it should be right? – A quiver. – A quiver! – Ah, hmmm. – Well, a quiver is used for arrows and those are straight. But cobras, they like to coil. – You know what? You can get a cobra it’d be straight. Yeah. – You just grab it by the tail and… – No, remember that’s what Ted told us to do if we ever found a poisonous snake. – Ted? – Somebody’s dad who taught us how to do bird calls. – Oh, Ted. – Yeah. And he had a way of taking a poisonous snake and taking it. Picking it up by the back and whipping it. – Yep. – Like a whip and it would kill it. – That’s what I was thinking about and I don’t know where I got that from. You know where we got this from? – Tao. – Tao. – This is the world’s most expensive fortune cookie. [Stevie] This is the world’s most expensive fortune cookie. – Yep. – Yeah, that’s how I want you to say it. [Stevie] Yeah. – Now Stevie I want you to say… [Stevie] I thought we were continuing it. – Stevie I want you to say, and it’s got lots of fruits beside it. [Stevie] And it’s got lots of fruits beside it. – The tables have turned in Good Mythical More. – It’s funny how you did that. And, it’s only fourteen dollars. [Stevie] It’s only fourteen dollars. – Oh that’s chocolate coming out and then there’s some… [Rhett] There’s vanilla on one side and chocolate on the other side. [Link] Is this, is this ice cream coming out of it? Or just icing? – Just cream cream. Is it cream cream or ice cream? I’ve been to this place. Did I tell you about that? I’ve been to Tao. A friend of mine had a birthday party there. And, it was intimidatingly… – Was I invited? – Nope. Unfortunately you were not. – You have a friend that I don’t have? – Yeah, he has his birthday parties at Tao. – Well that’s the type of friend that I should have. – Well, he said that he just wanted to be friends with me. He knows who you are. (Rhett laughs) Can I, can I? It’s so fancy in there. Like, it’s like a club that is a restaurant. I don’t know if you know about this, and I’ve been in L.A. for a long time, and I didn’t really understand it. But, if you go down to Hollywood. – This is like a cannoli by the way. – It’s like a cannoli by the way. If you go down to Hollywood on the weekends, well, before Covid. If you went down to Hollywood on the weekends late at night there would be people lined up to go, nope. – I’m gonna give you, I’m just giving you. – Uh, I mean.. – I’m not gonna taste it without you. – Just give the whole thing. – I mean, it’s not like, I mean I wouldn’t have a friend without you. Huh! Well wait. Wait wait wait wait. You gonna wait for me? – There’s people looking like their ready to go do some stuff and when I say do some stuff I mean DO some stuff. Like, ready to do some bad things. – Some, some, some… – Lining up to go into places. – Some naughty lines? – Naughty! – All right lets… – And that’s who was going into Tao. – Oh my goodness. – I think it was crispy at one point. – That is good though. That’s chocolate mousse and some sort of whiteness. – And this is just dragon fruit over here I see? – This is dragon fruit. But you didn’t have to stand in the line because it was a party? – The line was really when we left. – Ooo, that’s good. – That’s because it was later. – But they were still lining up for dinner? – But it was like one of those restaurants you can’t really see anything. You can’t hear who you’re talking to. You can’t see who you’re talking to. You can’t see what you’re eating. Which is kinda cool I think. – So when you went for the party. Was it a stand and eat? Or it was just like a big group of people sitting at a table like at a normal restaurant? Dang, this is good. – We were sitting down. The whole front of the restaurant when you walk in, it’s got this terraced thing that takes you down to the restaurant level and then it’s got like some big sculptures or something. You know every once in a while you’re in something and you feel like you might be in a movie? Like, this is something I would have seen like, on Miami Vice the movie. (Rhett laughs) – I didn’t see that. – But you know what I’m saying, like, your in a place and you’re like I’ve only seen places like this in movies. That’s what it was like. – Um hmm. – But the food was good. I mean look we’re eating a big ol’ fortune cookie from there. – Did you get one of these when you were there? – I can’t believe I didn’t even know about this. – If I was there then I would have gotten one. If I was invited, I’m just saying. – Well it was a birthday party so I think they gave us a cake. [Stevie] It looks like a theater. – Yeah, oh yeah, you’re still looking at pictures aren’t you? [Stevie] Yeah. When was this? When did you say that you went? – This is very good. – It’s probably two years ago. Maybe three. [Link] See look at all that. Some sort of, some sort of… [Rhett] Oh! Why you deconstructing it so much? [Link] To explore it. [Rhett] Well I’m eating it. [Link] There’s a fortune in the middle. – Oh, of course. – It’s a big fortune. What is this a pineapple? There’s two fortunes. Did they know? Did they know there was going to be two of us? All right so this is my fortune. That’s your fortune. Ya’ll ready for this? [Stevie] Yeah. – Love your neighbor, but don’t get caught! Ha ha! Tao! – Look, remember sex is only dirty if it’s done right. I’m telling you the people that were lined up to go in there. – This is a naughty place. Love your neighbor but don’t get caught. Sex is only what? – I mean, there was some, there was some ladies going into this place who’s dresses were so short you could see the bottom half of their butt cheeks. Can you believe that? In this day and age. You can see some under-butt right out there on the street. – Sadly. Yeah. – I was like, why you gotta dress like that to eat a egg roll? [Stevie] This is Beans T-shirt. – Oh, yeah, this is a Beans T-shirt. As you might know, if you’ve been paying attention to this show, I love beans. So much so, that I demanded, that we have a T-shirt that just says beans. – I was hoping it was going to be bean color but they were like, “You don’t understand you’re old.” They’re like, “That’s to obvious. Trust us. This is cool.” And I was like, “As long as it says beans.” – I demanded, shorts that my butt cheeks can hang out of. And they were like, “You don’t understand you’re too old.” (Crew laughs) – Hey, listen, let’s make a deal right now. When this whole virus is gone, because as we know one day it will just disappear. Me and you, we’re gonna put on some booty shorts, let our ass cheeks hang out, and we’re gonna go have a big egg roll and this very thing delivered to us in Tao, since you’ve never been before, and I have been with my friend. (Crew laughs) That’s how we’re going to celebrate breaking, breaking the seal on going back into the world. – Is he gonna be there? – I mean, he doesn’t have to be there, I could go without him. – Good, I don’t want him to be there. – Do you wanna take our wives? – Yeah. – Did I just eat your spoon? Is this a spoon? – If you just ate an entire spoon… – Our wives can dress however they want. But me and you are going to have our butt cheeks hanging out. (Link laughs) – Honey! – And they’re gonna be like, “Why are ya’ll doing this?” – Fair warning! – We said we would. We needed to. This is how I’m feeling free! And easy! – Free and easy? – Yeah. – My observations of those type of shorts, I wouldn’t call it free and easy. I would call it, up tight and – Yeah right. – Wedged. – The principal in life is if you want to let something hang out something else has got to be held tight. – Right. – You know what I’m saying? If you let it all hang you, you’re just naked. You gotta get something really just wrenched right up in there to let something else fall out gently. That’s how all clothing works. – Right. Chinch it up, so flop it out. (Rhett and Stevie laugh) – It’s physics, it’s clothes physics is what they call it. – Stevie I’m gonna save some of this for you. – Yeah right. [Stevie] Thank you. Thank you so much. – There’s enough for you to enjoy there. [Stevie] Oh wow, thanks. – Stevie you can go, you can go to Tao with us. [Stevie] But your butt is gonna, your butts are gonna be out? – Well, the bottom, it’s kinda like.. – Just the bottom. (Upbeat music) You’ve probably accidentally seen it before anyway. Beans, beans, beans, know what I mean? Get my favorite new Tee that says “Beans”. Now at Mythical.com.