(rooster crowing) (growling) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. We’re gonna sniff some markers. Do some drawing. Guessing their nasty scents. – But first we’re going to give a motivational speech to someone who went to the bathroom at someone else’s house and the flusher is not getting the job done. That’s an interesting way of saying you clogged the toilet. – Hey listen, first of all, good job. You did a doodie. – Yeah, not everybody can say that they can do enough doodie to clog a big toilet. – Yeah, you did a big doodie. – That means things are working right or it potentially means that you don’t know how to use, you use too much toilet paper is what I was trying to say. You’re a wasteful person. – Yes but you know what? Let’s learn some things. You’ve gotta do a couple of flushes all along the way especially at somebody else’s house but don’t beat yourself up over it. – The ratio that you need to learn is for every inch of doodie, it’s one square of toilet paper. (laughing) Finally, that really got– – [Stevie] Don’t say inch of doodie. Who says inch of doodie? That sounds like a metal band though, inch of doodie. – For every inch of doodie, it’s a square. It doesn’t matter the consistency of the doodie. – Whenever you go to someone else’s house on a full stomach, you need to carry one of those Taylor measuring– – [Stevie] Taylor, stop it. Don’t say that in front of me. – Oh gosh, Taylor. Inch of doodie. If you heard somebody say I’m going to see inch of doodie tonight, would you think it was inch of duty like tour of duty, like D-U-T-Y? – [Stevie] No. – Just inch of doodie, D-O-O-D-I-E. I-E. Is doodie with a Y or an I-E? – Masters in, a Y. – [Stevie] Doodie’s with an I-E. – Oh, I thought it was a Y. – [Stevie] No, D-U-T-Y, D-O-O-D-I-E. – We know how to measure our doodies. All right, so we’re going to explore these Crayola Silly Scents. We got some stinky ones and we’ve got some sweet ones. – But the game we’re playing is just with the stinky ones. – Yeah, with the stinky ones. – Oh, and also, this is a Good Mythical S’More which means that the society voted on, Mythical Society, voted on what we’re going to be doing and what you guys came up with is every time a strange sound effect is played, we have to put another piece of Dubble Bubble Bubblegum in. (whirring) (laughing) – There’s a strange sound effect. – That didn’t sound like a normal sound effect. That didn’t sound like the kind of thing I normally hear around here. – The grape one is good. Smell of the grape one. Smell of that. – Grape? – Smell of the gray one. – Am I supposed to be trying to figure out what that is? – No, yeah. (groaning) Already? – You gonna have to slow down. – This is coconut, you should know that. This is hard to get going. – I didn’t know whether it was supposed to be good or bad. – One more good one than will go to the nasty ones and we’re gonna be drawing what we think they are ’cause it’s a guessing game. Is that blueberry? Yep. Blueberry. – That has a pine sort of smell to it. – That’s the Febreze mixing with the bubblegum. That’s how … Gosh, that scared me. That made me flinch. – Okay, Twinkie fingers. – Slow your roll a bit, okay? If you want to control us, become a member of the– – I got a little mouth. – Of the Mythical Society and by the way, if you want to be eligible, if you wanna actually get the cloak of mythicality. Look at this thing. – It’s a cloak. – You need to sign up for 3rd Degree quarterly or annual by September 30th and when it’s delivered, it’ll come just in time for you to wanna be cozy. With this thing. It’s a blanket meets secrecy. All right. – It’s a secret blanket. – Okay, so we have … Get rid of the, oh, oh, sorry. – It’s the same thing. – All right, so number one. It’s been censored. – [Stevie] Did you establish the guessing mechanism? – Yeah, by drawing. – We’re gonna draw what we think it smells like. Okay. It doesn’t stink to me. – It kind of sounds like what markers smell like in general. – That’s what I think it is. – It does smell like bacon. – Oh, you knew that’s bacon? Bacon’s not stinky though. – Yeah. – Old bacon. – So I’m gonna go with– – How do I make this old? How do you make anything old in a drawing? – [Stevie] Some of these things aren’t like– – Add a cane. – [Stevie] Aren’t gross, like some of them aren’t, yeah, they’re not smells that are sweet but they’re not super gross either so bacon could be a good guess. – Old bacon. – I went with vomit. – [Stevie] So vomit sometimes, when they make things scented like this, I do sometimes think that it smells like vomit. – Yeah. – [Stevie] But it’s not vomit and it’s not bacon. (buzzing) – Oh, is that, is that a … That’s an actual sound that we’ve gotta chew more gum. – This is gonna get difficult for me. Just gonna tell you right now. I feel like I’m about to choke already. And I only got three pieces in. – I almost bit that egg in half but I slurped it all the way in and I never made eye contact with it so it really, really scared me when it gushed in my mouth because I never looked at it. I didn’t see that it was floppy or soft looking. – But what scared you, what could it have been besides just an egg? – I thought it was rotten. That was the first thing I thought. This egg is rotten. All right, number two. – [Stevie] No, you’re both incorrect and I didn’t tell you what the right answer was. – What’s the right answer? – [Stevie] Pizza. – Pizza? – Pizza’s so stinky. (laughing) What? – Oh, this one does stink. – Y’all need to up how stinky you’re gonna get over there at Crayola. – This is weird. – Ew, that is stinky. – It stinks in like a, it’s got a lot of– – It smells like, it smells like when you leave your shirt in the washing machine too long before you put it in the dryer. – Oh, a little moldy? – Mildewy. You’re like dang it. – This is really tough especially when I’m eating so much gum. (record scratching) (laughing) Record scratch moment. Those were outlawed here at Mythical. What, you pointing at Chase? Chase, you know record scratch sound effects are outlawed. People are using them so much in like comedic sketches. I had to put my foot down and say can’t happen. – I’m going with mildewy shirt. – [Stevie] These are like kids’ markers but sure, yeah, mildewy shirt. (laughing) – What’s that? – That is an armpit of a man with a– – Person who needs to see a doctor. – Weird muscles on his left arm. – [Stevie] You’re both so close but the answer is rotten fruit. (popping) (laughing) – Rotten fruit. I mean, I’m gonna run out of gum here. – Oh, I got plenty over here. – That is crazy. What was once hard to chew is now just the center of the softening I’m chewing. (mumbling) (record scratching) – Again? It’s been outlawed. – I’m not responding to that. – Yeah, yeah, see. We’re together on this. – [Chase] It’s hard to understand you with that (mumbling). – Oh. – Boy, wasn’t that funny when the record scratched? – Okay. – Ew, ew, that’s nasty. Think this is … – I went with mud and I indicated that by putting a foot in the mud. – You know what, my answer was dirt under a tree. You know that kind of like loamy dirt that’s got a lot of water in it? – Yeah, mud. – [Stevie] Okay, you’re both very close. – This is how I drew trees as a child. I would always draw tree with a lot of hair and then a long slender trunk and a hole, a hole in it. – [Stevie] Dirty potatoes. – Who came up with that? – That’s good. – Yeah, but dirty potatoes? – We got that one basically ’cause we were smelling the dirt on it. – What do you smell in a dirty potato? The dirt. (dinging) I’ll respond to that. Now I feel like I have a choice. (dinging) I’m not responding to the second one. – You’ve got to, Rhett. That’s part of the game. Two in a row. Come on. People, they pay to be members of the Mythical Society and we’ve got to make it a valuable experience. We take it very seriously. – You’re right. – If you’re hyped about controlling what we do in Good Mythical More minus record scratch responses, we’re gonna do it. – [Stevie] Why don’t we move to marker number five? There’s too many markers. I just want to go to the ones, the ones. – Kind of like this one. – Oh. – You know what it is? – I believe so. – I don’t know what this is. It is starting to smell bad. – All right, feel good about this one. – Give me a hint, Rhett. – [Stevie] Rhett is incorrect. – Don’t give me a hint. – Why, you saw what I drew? – [Stevie] Yeah, I got a monitor back here. – Yeah, I drew a dirty sock. – [Stevie] This thing is not, in itself, a gross thing. – Yeah, dirty sock isn’t that gross. – [Stevie] And it is a food. – Oh, well my guess was– – Nipple? – A pussy wound. – [Stevie] No, it’s a mushroom, mushroom. – That’s not a mushroom. (laughing) Now you have to be careful when you write the word pussy and I’m gonna tell you a quick story. – Gather around, kids. Rhett’s gonna tell a story about how to spell pussy. – In college, my brother was emceeing a gathering of college students, like a retreat, got me and this man right here, Link Neal, my best friend. – That looks like my tongue. That is just gum. – I’m telling a story. – Oh, you’re telling a story? I was there for it. – We went to it, but they weren’t. – Okay. – And one of the guys who was directing this retreat that my brother was emceeing was trying to throw him off while he was up there, like telling everybody the rules and so he wrote down something for him to say at the last minute and it was at a camp, it was at like a camp, like a, I think it was called camp, it was called Camp Dixie of course, and there was a pool at this camp and he wanted him to say no pussy sores in the pool. You can’t get in the pool if you’ve got pussy sores but when you write pussy. – Sores. – It looks like something else because it’s spelled ostensibly the same way. – We understand that part of the story. – And so he hands my brother this sheet of paper that says no pussy sores. – In front of everybody as he’s giving announcements. – And he’s like, he just looked at it and then he looked at Mike who had handed it to him and he just kind of lost it but he did not thankfully say, but he had no idea that he was trying to say pussy. (record scratching) – No! – You have to be really careful when you write that. So I think you need to say pus-filled. – [Stevie] Okay, let’s skip to marker eight ’cause I know you’re gonna really get this one. – Oh yeah. That’s a good one. That’s my attempt to draw garlic. – I drew a pickle but I think it’s onion. – [Stevie] Old rotten tooth. – Ew. – Y’all suck. – Old rotten tooth. Can’t be too old ’cause it’ll stop smelling. All right, and finally, number nine. That’s … I’m gonna have to draw with another one so you can see. – They all start smelling like the same thing. This smells just like the last one. It just smells like garlic to me. They need to go back to the drawing board on some of these. Do they not? You think it smells like a wolf? – I’m about to draw some accent lines with a different color because I can barely see this. – I know what this smell is. I’ve smelled it before. – A dragon’s penis? – That’s not a dragon. – Urine. I went with onion. – Coyote urine, ’cause you know what, kids love that. – [Stevie] It’s an onion. I really like your drawing though, the coyote. Well, parts of it. – That coyote has got mange or something. You didn’t have to go that hard. (zipping) – I’m an artist, man. And finally, one last stick of gum. As a reminder, check out the Mythical Society. – [Rhett] Cloak yourself in mythicality with our newest society exclusive item, a secret society cloak. 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