Welcome to Good Mythical More, let’s explore some soothing sounds together, shall we. – Speaking of soothing sounds, I think we’ve got a new voicemail. – [VOICE] Okay, I want you to know, even if you don’t use this voicemail, that my name is Pluto, and I saved the world. – Okay. – Noted. – Let’s not use that one. (laughing) – Just kidding, thank you for your voicemail Pluto. – All right, so, we’re going to hear some soothing sounds, where are these soothing sounds from? – Soothing sounds . com? – [VOICE] Our audio website of sound effects. – [BOTH] Our audio website of sound effects .com. – We’re going to be listening to those, and then, you’re just afraid to touch your hair, is that why you do that? – Uh, I just touched every size wiener on the planet. – Yeah. – I did, I did wipe with a paper towel, but, I mean I still got wiener juice on me. – I, we need to name this move that you’ve been doing. And it’s going to be a derogatory name. – Why don’t you name it? – It’s going to be a derogatory name. – And continue. – Like how do you combine Fabio and loser? Into like? – Ah, Loser-o. (laughing) – The Loser-o move. Play the first one. Let’s just get into this, I want, I need. (loud whirring noise) – That’s a vacuum. – That’s a vacuum cleaner So this is. – Oh it bumped into something. – Yeah it did, the wall. – Now, you know, you know me, I have a white noise machine. – Are we right about that? – [Stevie] You are correct. – Good for babies. So that whenever you do need to vacuum, you’re ready for it. – Do you remember that time, we were just a big honor, we were featured in the Wall Street Journal, where they, I think that was the paper, where they. – Sketched us? – They sketch you and then they, you talk about some things that you like. – Yeah. – And I talked about, the white noise machine that I have, which I can’t remember the brand at this point, but it’s in that article. – Right. – And it’s this octagon, that literally I have become completely dependent on this octagon. Because it, has a bunch of different sounds, but it. – What is, what does the octagon have to do with it? – It’s a speaker. – It’s just a speaker. But it shoots the sound up, the theory is, it shoots it up, so it kind of hits your ceiling, and spreads around the room, so it’s not just like coming from one thing. But it is a bunch of different like white, brown, pink noise, basically, its kind of like multiple sounds, but its not like one of those like my mom has, where it will be like, you wanna hear crickets? Do you want to hear a waterfall? No it’s all, like white noise type things. And I have. – What about large man peeing aggressively into an empty bucket? – Nothing like that. You don’t get any, like no vacuums. We would not do vacuums. Me and this product. – I don’t mean to undermine your salesmanship here, but I mean if you have a smart speaker, you can tell it, to play stuff. Christy started playing. – Oh I know. – Sleep playlists. When we were on tour a year ago, I started listening to a sleep playlist, and I brought that home to her, and now she’s every night, we’re going to sleep, she’s like, Okay Google! (laughing) – Play sleep playlist! And then she clocks out. – But it’s like music? – That’s music. But. – I don’t want it. – Well. – Lando says, when I tuck Lando in every night, as I’m leaving, I turn around, and I say, white noise. And he says, Dad, how do you always remember, and I always forget? Okay Google, play white noise. – Does it last until morning? – And it lasts till morning, because I don’t like waking him up. Play another one. – That’s the thing, I’ll actually wake up when it goes off. – Oh. – Like if the power goes out? – [Stevie] Wait, I’m confused, though. Cause you said it doesn’t play like crickets, and blah blah blah, and it also doesn’t play music. So what does it play? – It’s just a, its based on a machine, from like back in the day, the fifties, that was a literal fan. You know, my mom always has, she has a box fan, or she did, used to have a box fan. (Link making fan noises) – And she would just run it at night, that was her white noise. So this was just like, people just want to have something that makes noise, so it, back before smart speakers could be that small, and so it was a fan, and so this company has continued to sort of, in honor of that original design, so it’s sort of like one of those, purist kind of things, I know I could do it with my Google home, but I didn’t have my Google home when I bought it, and so I just stick with it. And also I just turn it on, right before I go to bed, just reach over, and it’s, it can get very loud. – That’s the interesting, I’m actually surprised, that, we listen to a sleep playlist, because it’s different tracks, that go for nine, ten hours. – I need the constant. – And then it, yeah, when a song ends, a new song comes on, and I kinda know when I normally go to sleep, because if I’m like, well I’ve never heard this song, I’m usually asleep by this point. – Oh it’s the same playlist every? You gotta shuffle that sucka. – I don’t shuffle it cause I like to know. But, I wonder if it keeps me from being as deep a sleeper, because, the track goes away, and the next one comes on, and they’re different. – I think, I don’t think you have any problem with deep sleep. – I actually. – Based on the few times. – Better training, because then I’m impervious, to changes in signals. Let’s hear another one. (Bubbling brook) – Okay. – That’s a brook. I wouldn’t call that a stream. I wouldn’t call that a river, I would call that a brook. – I think. – That is distinctly a brook. – No I think it’s a meat handed man, running his hand through, one of those big vats of bait. – Meat handed? – A meat handed man, big hand, running his hand through. You remember you go to bait and tackle shops with your grandad? – You want me to sign these on the front? – Uh yeah let’s sign them on the front. Signing these for the mystical society, again if you want this cloak, you’ve got to sign up for quarterly or annually by the end of September 30th. – Now I’m going to treat this, like the back of the canvas is the way you’re supposed to orient the front. Or should I go like this, cause it’s more satisfying this way? Like this. – Sign it as we the artist want it to be. – This feels like the best way. – You go to a bait and tackle shop, and they’ve got these big vats, of like circulating water with minnows in it, and that’s what that was. And a meat handed man is reaching for some minnows. – [Stevie] No it’s a babbling brook. – Oh it was a brook? – [Stevie] It was a brook. – Dang, right down to the brook. – Hey Alexa, play forest sounds. Hey Google play a babbling brook. You don’t do all that. – I kept it small, small and cool, small and cool. – Play another one. (Machinery Whirring) – That’s a truck. – That’s a fan. That’s an industrial fan. – It sounded like it was spinning up. – Orient them the way, I think that, that should be the top I like that. I like how these are oriented, not that one. – We should, well, we should do one that’s vertical. This will be the vertical one. You know? – Yeah this one’s pretty good too, if you sign it right there. I think they’re all good. – [Stevie] That was an oscillating fan. – Oscillating fan. Okay let’s hear another one. This is so fun and relaxing, oh. (Birds chirping) – That’s a bird. – That’s a. – That’s a park. – That’s a meadow scene. – You can hear. – There’s a man with an unruly beard sleeping under a towel. – [Stevie] Wait where did you each say, specifically outdoors? – A meadow. – I said a park, cause I could hear, like a street in the background. – [Stevie] It’s a forest. – A forest? Near a street. Near a road. You can have a road that goes through a forest, I’ve been on one before. You been on a forest road? – Yeah I have Rhett. – Some of the best roads. – Some of the best. (laughing) – I was on a road, through a forest, in the mountains of Slovakia, one time. And it was one of those times where, you know sometimes you get into a forest, and, for whatever reason, either natural or unnatural, like there’s no undergrowth, and it’s just trees, and you kinda feel like, this is what I think of as like a fairy tale to be. This is how I picture the forest in a fairy tale. – Behold. The signatures. We’re going to give these to random. – [Both] Second and third degree. – Or third degree Mythical Society members. Let’s hear another one. ( Crackling fire) – Fire. – Campfire. – [Stevie] Fireplace. – [Both] Fireplace! – Okay, another one. – [Stevie] I feel like that’s not the most soothing sound to fall asleep too. – Ocean! Waves! – I tried to get Lando to listen to the waves, and he said he was too distracted by, he likes. – I don’t like it either, I mean, it’s like, it feels like you fell asleep in the low tide spot. You know what I’m saying? Oh here they come, cover me. – Yeah. – I’m going to drown. – Danger. – I don’t want that. – Remember when we worked in a cubicle environment. – I don’t want a fire sound either, oh there’s a fire! I want white noise, it means nothing. – The tech guy Sam came in, and he was like, guys. I’m doing it, I’m installing white noise in our cubicle environment, so you don’t have to hear each other on the telephone. And he put a speaker up in the ceiling, and there was a big rift. – They didn’t like that. – A big rift in the cubicle environment, all of the people were getting worked up about that. Cause when you work in a cubicle environment, you get worked up about two things. You get worked up about, where are we going for lunch? – And. – And what’s that noise. – What’s that noise. (laughing) – Yup. – That’s it. – [Stevie] Wait wait wait wait. – And what’s that smell. – [Stevie] He installed, a speaker that played, the sound of a fan? – No just white noise. – It played white noise. – [Stevie] That, I’m so confused. – He played white noise in from a speaker that was in the, you know, the drop ceiling. (Link making white noise sounds) – Why are you confused by that? I’ll draw you a diagram. – [Stevie] Just, noise, is basically what you’re saying. There’s no, you don’t associate it with. – Yeah just noise to cover up. So basically it was a small office, so like people are making sensitive phone calls, and it’s like, I don’t want to listen to you make a phone call right now. – [Stevie] Did it work? – No the, there was mutiny, people didn’t like it. – Some people like it. – [Stevie] No I mean didn’t mean like did it work for the politics of the office, I mean literally, did the noise drown out phone calls? – Yeah. – It does help yeah. – Oh yeah. I think everybody should be. – I feel the need to continue to show this to you for some reason. – Everyone should have their own white noise. If everybody just had a little low buzz constantly coming out of them, the world would be. – [Stevie] That’s what I’m saying. – Just a peaceful place. – Another. – Rain. – Rain. – That’s a good one. – Rain on pavement. – Oh no. – Thunderstorm! – Oh I missed that down here. – We don’t hear that noise very often. – I would like to hear that when I’m sleeping. – [Stevie] We only have one more noise, just. – Please let it be a series of nonstop farts. – Bear. (humming) – That’s Chase humming. – Chase doing a cow. – Wait for it. – How much breath does he have? – That’s definitely Chase. – That’s a pretty good super note. – He’s getting into some throat singing. (Heavy breath and humming continues) – Ope, nope, you can’t do that, you can’t take a breath, that’ll wake me up. Cause I was about to say, I’ll take that. – That was you right Chase? – [Chase] What noise was I making right there? – What noise were you making? – That was a very white noise. (laughing) – What would you call that Chase? – [Chase] Uh I was trying to be a vacuum. – Oh, I was trying to be a vacuum. – I was trying to be a vacuum. – Don’t be one of those for Halloween (Link humming) (laughing) – [Rhett] Cloak yourself in mythicality with our newest society exclusive item, a secret society cloak. Sign up for the third degree quarterly or annual plan by September thirtieth at mythicalsociety.com to be eligible.