Welcome to Good Mythical More, the celebration for 1800 episodes continues with a poem that we’re gonna write to you. – But first, we’re going to read a comment and try to figure out which one of us it was about. – Okay. – This is from AnthroHands, who says, “I feel like blank would have a huge nude painting of himself in his house.” – Well, whoever this is, should they take offense to that compliment? – Depends. – Well, I take offense. – You do have a giant painting of yourself in your office at the creative house. You’re not naked. It’s like maybe five feet tall. – I know. I only have it because somebody gave it to me and I feel guilty for like not displaying it. And I haven’t displayed it. – So I think based – I’m gonna say it’s you. – on the evidence, we’re gonna have to say, Link. I’m gonna say it’s Link. – I say its you. – Right. – Yeah. – Okay, well, is this a suggestion? Because I can take it. – I think AnthroHands doesn’t have a… – I can take the picture too. – A high view of you. Man, you know what, we’re just gonna have a little special time. My stomach. It’s like a quagmire. Just slush stuff. – We’re gonna write an 18 stanza poem. We’ve been told that a stanza is a group of lines, it can be two lines, four lines, whatever. We’re gonna make it two lines, so a rhyming pair. Boy when this all started, who would have thought? – Are you talking to me or are you pitching an opening line? – I’m pitching the opening line. Just write it and then we’ll figure out how to run with thought. – Boy, when this all started. – Who would have thought. – Who would have thought. What rhymes with thought? – Bought caught, dropped, art. – Fought. – Fought. – That we’d be doing this in 202 art. That we’d still be doing this in- – 202 art. 202 art. – Boy when this all started, who would have thought. We’d still. – Be doing this in 202 art. That’s 2020. – 202 art. – 1800 just think about that. You got to start with the line one before you get to line two, right? – 1800, just think about that. What rhymes with that? – Bat, cat, splat. – Sat. – Hat, sat. And at this desk. The whole time. – This is kind of boring so far. – Well, I’m setting it up and then I’m about to get into… Gotta get get into it. – You got to hand it over to me to start a line. – The love part. The love part. – 1800, just think about that. – These two chairs were our Fannie’s have said. – Fanny means different things to different people. – Okay. – These two chairs were where Brerians have sat. – What about, 1800 just think about that. Two guys, one desk. – And a whole lot of crap. – A whole lot. – We’ll be doping a rhyme. – Not this soon. – Eating a whole lot of? You can go with the past tense of S-H-I-T. – No, no, we’re going to keep it classy. – Can’t do that, okay. 1800 just think about that. Two boys one desk and eating lots of crap. – There you go. – Two boys. – [Both] One desk. – Eating. – A whole lot of crap. – Lots of crap. Now, can I pitch a little something here? – Yeah, yeah. – A little pivot. Let’s go to nature. Let’s look outward to nature in order to draw some sort of an insight. Like, look to the- – As we stare into… – Not about us, it’s just a separate thought that seems unrelated to us. That then we can bring back later. So it’s like, consider, – The mountain. – the goals. A flight on the mountain. – Well, is it a sea mountain? – Yeah. Okay, yeah. – Consider the goals of flight on the sea mountain. – Yeah, now see. Now I’m interested. – Is it a volcano? – Hold on. – Is that a lava kind? – Can I write this way? Consider the goals. – A flight on the sea mountain. – A flight, on the sea mountain. – Is it a volcano? Is that a lava fountain? I’m just posing a second question. And I think we can make an analogy here. Because sea mountains are normally volcanoes. – Is it… what did you say? – Is it a volcano? Is that a lava fountain? – It’s not poetic enough. It’s too colloquial when you say, is it a volcano? You got to say. – May that be a volcano? – Right. – Adorned with a lava Fountain? – Yes. What about, mayhaps that be? – I don’t mind that. – mayhaps that be. – A volcano adorned with a lava fountain? – Volcano, spewing forth as the lava fountain. mayhaps that be a volcano? – Just as long as it ends in lava fountain. However you wanna get there, I don’t care. I’m ready to keep going. – What did I say? What did you say? – I said adorned with a lava fountain. Spewing? – Yes, more action. – Spewing forth a lava fountain. – Yeah, spewing forth. – Tis not. – A lava fountain. – Tis not. – Well, what about, just, yes it is. – What I was gonna go with, it doesn’t matter if it is. – Yeah. – Tis not a worry, of these two young fellas (laughing). Tis not a concern, of your humble hosts. Tis not a concern of your humble hosts. – Okay? – We don’t even care if it’s a volcano. Because of what we’re about to say. – Tis not a concern. – Of your humble hosts. – Of your humble hosts. What rhymes with hosts? – Most, ghosts. – Grows. – Grows. Jeff Proust. Let’s bring Jeff Proust in. – Let’s bring Jeff Proust in. We almost met him. – Yeah, humble hosts a fraction as talented as the honorable Jeff Proust. Yeah humble. I’m demonstrating. – I think he’s trying to compensate for the guy saying that he has a naked painting of himself in his house. – I’m just trying to give props to Prouts. Props Proust. – Tis not a concern of your humble host. – A fraction with a fraction of the talent, of the honorable Jeff Proust. And we’re gonna get to what our concern is. Our concern is the mythical beast. Yeah. How many stanzas have we done so far? Four? – One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. – Every rhyming pair is technically a stanza. – So nine. – So technically four, but it’s fine. We’ll go with Link’s math. Because 18 is gonna be too many. – We read what we got, just to get it back into the flow of it. Boy, when this all started, who would have thought, we’d still be doing this in 202 art. 1800 just think about that. Two boys, one desk, eating lots of crap. Consider the goals. A flight on the sea Mountain. Mayhaps that be a volcano spewing forth a lava fountain. Tis not a concern of your humble hosts, a fraction of the talent of the honorable Jeff Proust. – I love this so far. – Their keen eye for… Their keen eye for danger. Turns yonder. – Toxic. – You want it to rhyme with beasts. You wanna back into beasts. – Towards ye. – Yeasts. – Towards G. – How did I start that? – Their keen eye for danger, turns hither to ye. – Their keen eye- – [Both] for danger. – Turns hither to ye. – For ye. – And then we’re gonna rhyme with beasts. We’re gonna make that same beast. – The keen eye for danger turns hither for ye. – To thee. To ye. To ye. – Also, we’re setting ourselves up as the heroes, the protectors. Their keen eye for danger turns hither to ye. Fret not. For, (mumbling) mythical beast. Just like stuff in the middle. – Fret not, heard. Fret not yonder heard. – We’ve already said yonder. – We have? – On the previous page I think. – I think you can get two yonders. – Did we say yonder? No, we didn’t. – Fret not yonder heard of mythical beasties. – Fret, not, yonder heard. – Of mythical beasts. – Of mythical beasts. – We got to turn this into a love poem to them. Because fret not. We’ve looked at the goals and the volcano. We’re like, we don’t give a crap about that. – We peel off our skin, starting at our eye holes, and fashion and umbrella, a protective lava umbrella to cover your cells. – Okay, that’s I mean. It feels like it’s a little too much about us at that point. I’m trying to shift the focus. – Well, aren’t we there? – Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I don’t think it’s fear not we’re gonna do this. It’s fear not, we don’t care about the volcano. We just care about you. – But we need to protect them. By peeling off all of our skin and creating a lava umbrella, right? – I mean we can. – I mean how else are we gonna… – What did you say? – I said, their keen eye for danger turns hither to you. Fret not yonder heard of mythical beast? We’ll peel off our skins starting at our eye holes. You start here, this is where the skin comes off and you start peeling. – Let’s say eye holes is a little- – Graphic? – Find something like vision portals. – Okay. And are we in first person now? Have we always been in first person? – It doesn’t matter. Don’t get distracted. – We’ll. – Peel off our skin starting with our vision portals. And now we got around the portal which I like a challenge. – We’ll peel off, our skin. – Starting with our vision portal. – No, starting at. – Starting at our vision portals to weave an umbrella that will protect you like a tortoise. – There it is. Like a shell on a tortoise. I mean, is that understood? – I believe that’s implicit. – We’ll peel off our skin starting on our vision portals. – To fashion an umbrella. To fashion a lava umbrella. Reminiscent of a tortoise. Like they’re like a walking umbrella. I think everyone understood. – To fashion a lava umbrella. – Reminiscent of a tortoise. – Reminisce. – Portals and tortoise that’s an M and M rhyme right there. – Of a tortoise. – You know what I’m saying? That’s like young MC level. Every young MC. – Fret not yonder heard mythical beast. We’ll peel off our skin starting at our vision portals. To fashion a lava umbrella reminiscent of a tortoise. – Yeah. – Do you hear that? The searing. – Sound. – What about us? What about, do you smell that. – Do you smell that? – A flesh burning. – Do you smell that distinct smell? Everyone’s familiar with the smell of burning flesh. – Yeah. – Right? – Smell of that, familiar smell. That everyone’s familiar with. – You wanna say familiar twice. Smell that familiar smell all are familiar with. – Yeah. – Familiar with. I’d like to do a long run. – Smell of that, familiar. – Familiar with. – Smell. – Familiar with, you’re with. – Smell that familiar smell we’re all familiar with, right? – Yeah. Familiar with, you’re with. – Familiar with. – You’re with. What rhymes with, you’re with? – Feel your kids. – Your kids, your with her kids. – Familiar with. – Her kids. – Heal your kids. – Heal your skids. – This show is sure to heal your kids. (both laughing) What is it? – Smell of that familiar smell we’re all familiar with. Heal your squids. – Billiard kids. – Billiard squids. – Billiard squids, yeah that’s good. – Smell of that familiar smell we are all familiar with. – No, though you may be tempted, it is not billiard squids. Though you might be tempted to think, it is not billiard squids. – No. – Lest you be tempted to think, it is not billiard squids. Tis not billiard squids. Lest ye be tempted to think, tis not. – On words. – Billiard squids. Oh we’re good, it’s fine. – Smell of that familiar smell we’re all familiar with, no. You said no, I wrote that down, now it’s down. – Oh, okay. Tis not. – Tis not the… – Aroma of billiard squids. Tis not the aroma of billiard squids. Because a lot of people will think they might be billiard squids (laughing). – Tis not. – When they smell the burning flesh. – Tis not the familiar smell of billiards squids. – Oh, we got another familiar. – No. – Familiar billiard. That’s definitely my name right there. – Tis not the familiar smell of- – Billiard squids. – What about the semi familiar smell? – The semi, ’cause it’s less familiar. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We have a podcast. We don’t write poetry on it as you might be learning why. We just talk to each other. It’s called ear biscuits. It’s an audio podcast that you can listen to wherever you listen to audio podcast, but there’s also a video version on a YouTube channel called Ear Biscuits. – [Stevie] I’m calling this poetry biscuits though. – Poetry biscuits. – It’s our… – Pleasure and purpose. It’s our pleasure, purpose and destiny. – Yes. – What we call PPD. – Oh. (both laughing) – It’s our pleasure, purpose and destiny, aka PPD. So let’s go. Let’s go five, six letters in a row. – It’s our pleasure. – Purpose and destiny aka PPD. To serve you, with episodes. – Keep you from burning up from lava. No, that’s too literal. – To serve you. – It’s our pleasure, purpose and destiny aka our PPD to- – To offer, to serve, to generate, no. – PPD. – Let’s just go acronym for the whole rest of it. No, too much. – Z, X, Y, A, C, D. – It’s our pleasure, purpose, and destiny aka our PPD to. – To. – Bring forth. – What are your? – Trying to go back to an analogy. Got it. – Yeah. To water your… – To wet your, hallat. – Garden. – No. – To water. – To satisfy your gallate. – What about, to water your happy tree? – No. – Why no? – Happy Tree. You wanna stay away from people’s happy tree. Unless there’s an established relationship and consent. – I think we have that. I mean, it’s metaphorical. It’s not physical. I mean, no one has a physical Happy Tree. – Tree is pretty folic. – We basically we wanna make people happy. – Can we just say plant? – We wanna make people feel good. – Can we just say plant? – Well ’cause it doesn’t run with PPD. – No PPD, oh yeah, yeah. – PPD. – Yeah, PPD. – Happy three. – To water. – We don’t have to go garden analogy. – To feed. No, we already did beast. To satisfy. – Because what we’re saying, it is our pleasure, purpose and destiny to. – Satisfy your deepest. I feel like we can. You’re coming to the end of the page. I kind of feel we have to end it here. – I don’t know if we’re satisfying your deepest needs. But I think we are watering their happy tree. Let us water your happy. Do we have your consent to water your happy tree? – Okay, if you put two and then a parentheses, assuming we have your consent to water your happy tree. – With your consent, of course. – With your consent of course, water your happy tree. – With your consent, of course. It’s our pleasure, purpose and destiny AKA our PPD. To, with your consent, of course. – Water your happy tree. Wait, hold on. – And water is absent lava. – Let’s hold it at free right water. – To sprinkle. – Yeah, we need a more artful word for water. – To douse, no that’s- – Douse would kill it. – What’s the best word. – What’s the best word for water? – This has to be us, Rhett. This can’t be anyone else. – Shower you. – No, it’s not a shower. – Shower your happy tree. – Yeah. To with your consent, of course. – Irrigate, because it’s a tree. To irrigate, to gently irrigate your happy tree. – I mean it’s… Let’s say to lovingly. – Lovingly irrigate. – To joyfully irrigate. – To joyfully irrigate your happy tree. – To, with your consent of course, joyfully. – Irrigate. Your happy tree. – Irrigate. – That’s a good poem. – Your happy tree. – This is a real good poem. I should be very happy. – Let’s put this together. Good luck reading this. – You read a line, I read a line. – 1800 episodes. – Going. – Deep. – Oh, okay. – 1800 episodes deep, by Rhett and Link. – So just read a rhyming pair and then I’ll read the next one. We can write that later. – Can music go underneath this too? Is that too much to ask? – I’m sure we can find music. – 1800 episodes deep. – By Rhett and Link. – Boy, when this all started, who would have thought? We’d still be doing this in 202 art. – 1800 just think about that. Two boys, one desk, eating lots of crap. – Consider the goals, a flight on the sea mountain. Mayhaps that be a volcano spewing forth a lava fountain? – Tis not a concern of your humble hosts, a fraction of the talent of the honorable Jeff Proust. – Their keen eye for danger turns hither to ye. Fret not yonder head. – Herd. – Fret not yonder herd of mythical beasts. – We’ll peel off our skin starting at our vision portals to fashion a lava umbrella reminiscent of a tortoise. – Smell of that familiar smell, we’re all familiar with. – That’s you, you are doing it. – No, tis not the semi-familiar smell of billiard squid. Let me say all that again. – Yeah, yeah, yeah. That’s good. That’s the best line. – Smell of that familiar smell, we’re all familiar with. No, tis not the semi-familiar smell of billiard squids. – It’s our pleasure, purpose and destiny aka our PPD. To, with your consent, of course, joyfully irrigate your happy tree. – Thank you. From the bottom of our. – [Both] happy trees. – Directly onto your happy tree. – Maybe our happy trees can combine and form a new species. Because that happens when you plant trees next to each other. – [Voice] In celebration of all the super mythical beasts, we’ve unleashed the 1800 episode super mythical beast tee for 18 hours only. 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