GMMore 1803: TikTok Potato Trend Challenge

(rooster cry) (lion roar) (crashing bang) (wheel clicking) – Whoa! – Welcome to Good Mythical More! You want to see this transform into a, (bang) a “make-ed” a “maked-up” person? – A “make-ed” up person? – Well, go on TikTok. Or just keep watching this video. – We landed on “Gifticality”. – Yeah! – I don’t know if you saw that. – I did! – It is amazing how we actually went past it – I felt it. – and came back to it. – That means that we are donating $1,000 to the NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund, to aid in their mission to fight for racial justice through litigation advocacy and public education. Please join us in giving at, NAACPLDF.org/donate – Thank you for being your mythical best. I am told this is a TikTok trend. It’s not one that comes through my “For You” page. – I have not seen it. – We are going, (potato thuds) I guess we are going to, we are going to pool (foundation bottle thuds) our resources here. – Do we have an example of one to watch? – Yeah. – Lets do that. (playful beat music) – [Link] Oh, okay. There’s… Okay, she’s… – [Rhett] Oh my. – [Link] She’s putting foundation over the whole thing. Whoa! Look at those eyebrows. – [Rhett] What? Okay, this is intense. – [Link] Good– Oh my goodness! It is a sleeping woman. – Okay. I wish you hadn’t had seen that because we’re not going to be that good. (foundation bottle scrapes) – I think on mine that, well there’s one eye, and there’s (laughs) the other eye. – I’ve got an eye… – There’s an eyebrow. – I’ve got an eye and a mouth, check that out. But just one eye and a mouth. Very low mouth. – Well, those could be two eyes. Look at that, there is my eye up there and down there. – I am going to have to… – Oh, well now there’s two eyes out there and then there’s a mouth. Okay. – Okay, first things first. Get this foundation going. – You seem to… You’ve gone right for it. You seem to know what you’re doing. – I was watching that TikTok. (makeup palette thuds) – I need some of that, too. – Here you go. (foundation bottle thuds) – Just, just get it on there. (sighs) (foundation bottle thuds) – Oh yeah. – It’s kind of the same color as the potato. – That’s nice. This is nice, that’s fun. Look at that. That’s beautiful. I’ve had, I’ve had makeup applied to my face before. – Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. – I mean, I know it from the inside out. So, now I am trying to go from the outside in. (foundation bottle thuds) (audible beauty blender pats) – There we go. It’s that second coat really gets it. (foundation bottle thuds) You want to get a full coverage. (audible beauty blender pats) – And you don’t, you don’t want to… See, we both know that you pat. You don’t, you don’t smear. – You can do a little smearing in the beginning, but you really wanna, you have to got end on the pat. – I’m not, I’m not getting enough. That tater soaks it up, man. (foundation bottle thuds) – Tater’s absorb makeup. Who– well, somebody figured that out on TikTok and that is why we are doing it now. – I think this is at the beauty (foundation bottle thuds) (audible beauty blender pats) education centers. – Yeah, those are my favorite places. – They, they use potatoes. – Right, when they run out of volunteers. They move to potatoes. You know what? – This is, this is really relaxing. Can we, like, have relaxing music under this entire process? Just like, not now, just in post where it’s, it’s like a – Yeah, let’s try that. – something that’s just kinda like (soft calm music starts) spa, makeup, makeover type thing? You Know? Let’s just have that, let’s just have that under here. – Let’s just have that. – [Link] Let’s just have that. – Something you can have is you can have Mythical merch. – Oh yeah. (lid clatters) – If you just want to go over to Amazon.com/Mythical if you are into the Prime Shipping situation. Well, you know what? We have got you covered. There is a, there’s basically exclusive Amazon merch over there that you can’t get at the Mythical.com store. So, check that out if you are an Amazon person. – I am an Amazon person. – I was gonna tell you about a slightly disturbing dream I had last night. – Oh, I love that! I am putting an eyebrow on this. – I– – Eye. – I think I am going to go with one eye, and, you know, I’m gonna let the potato do it’s thing. It’s just one eye. I have this happen quiet often while dreaming, and that is in my dream, I have to urinate, and that is because in the real world where I am in my bed I also have to urinate. (Link laughs) And then, I find myself– – You have to urinate in your bed? – (laughs) Well, I don’t have to, but I could. Because I don’t want to urinate in my bed, I usually, wake up and then urinate in the “commode” we call it in my house. – (laughs) “Commode”? – (laughs) And last night, I was having a dream where I was walking through a town. And while I was walking through the town, it hit me, I have to urinate. And I was like, “I don’t know this town, and I don’t know where I am going. And I don’t know, what house I should go to.” But there are some woods and so I walk into the woods. (eyeliner thumps) And I was like, “I have gotta find some tree coverage.” You also have that exact same thing right in front of you. – Oh, thank you. (brush clatters) – And there was a little circle of trees just big enough to put a man inside. And I was like, “Oh, perfect! A little grove of trees.” Like, I mean literally like, five feet diameter. – So like a privacy fence of trees, to pee in. – Like, a privacy fence, yeah. – (laughs) Okay. – So, I go in there, I whip it out and begin to do my (makeup palette clatters) business. – Tinkle? Your tinkle. – And that is when I realized that there are things, hanging in the trees. And they consist of like (brush thuds) fake swords, armor, like a helmet. I am like, “What is this?” This is not like medieval, it’s like costume. And that is when I realize, and I am not making any of this up. – Why would you? (eyeliner thuds) – Well because people think that we just make things up for comedic effect, and we do sometimes, but this is not one of the times. (Rhett inhales) – Okay. – A group of “larpers” (Link laughs) who have decided to hang their tools and their armor in the trees, are walking towards me. And they are literally, going to get to the trees before I finish urinating. – And, you are like at the point where you, like, couldn’t stop the flow? – I could not stop the the flow. – Now– – Now, interestingly when pee in the dream, I am not peeing, and even though I was a bed-wetter until like age – That’s what I was thinking. – six or seven or at lot later than most people. An occasional bed-wetter, that is. I don’t pee in the bed just because I pee in the dream. So, you pee and then you feel like, “I can’t finish because I still have to pee.” (Link hums agreeingly) – But, right as the larpers approach the trees and I was trying to figure out, am I just going to just keep peeing and just own it? – Yeah? – Or am I gonna run with it out? Or am I gonna pinch it and zip it? – Finish it and zip it, yeah. – I woke up. You know what I did when I woke up? – You ran to the bathroom and peed. – I woke up to the “commode” and I peed. (Link clears throat) – I had a crazy dream last night, as well. I was, I went in to, I was walking through this, like, building and all of a sudden I came to this curtain and it was kind of sheer. So I, like, looked through the curtain and I realized I was backstage at a concert, and Willie Nelson. – Ah. – The country music legend was having a concert and then he sat down and someone else was up there performing and when he came, I don’t know if I was then in the front row of the crowd, he was sitting beside me and we were this close to each other. Like, I was this close to Willie Nelson’s face. – That’s very close. – And I was like, talking to him. And… Oh, that is nice, Rhett. And, I was so intimidated because I was so excited. And then my cousin came up to me, my cousin Kurt, and he gave me a hug and he was like, “I love you, man.” And I was like, “I didn’t know you were here.” – Aw, that’s sweet. (Stevie laughs) – I just felt, I felt like I had a connection with, with Willie Nelson. And the reason and I realized– That was my dream, there’s not much to it. But when I woke up, I was just struck by how close I was to Willie Nelson, the whole time, like having an awkwardly close conversation. – Yeah, that is pretty close. – And I know why. And if you think about it, you might know why too. – Because your wife looks like Willie Nelson? – No, you jerk-hole! (Rhett laughs) – No– – Have you seen my wife? – Yeah, I know, I’m just, she must– Her face must have been close to you. – Are you saying– What do you are you saying? – I have always thought– – My wife freaking doesn’t look like Willie Nelson! – I have always thought that Willie Nelson was a beautiful man. – You think my wife a beautiful man? (Rhett laughs) Listen. – Willie Nelson has long hair, your wife has long hair. (Stevie laughs) I mean, you wake up it’s dark, you know? I mean, my wife looks like Willie Nelson in the dark, too. (Stevie laughs) (Rhett laughs) (Link exhales) – You’re not getting out of this one. – (laughs) Did you call me a “jerk-hole”? – [Stevie] Wait, you remember, we– was it that joke, that joke, Willie Nelson joke that was like, somebody is like talking about how they made out with Willie Nelson or did more that that with Willie Nelson? And then somebody else was like, that wasn’t Willie Nelson. And the joke is suppose to be, that somebody you think is Willie Nelson but isn’t Willie Nelson, (lipstick thuds) is like really bad to make-out with? (lipstick lid clatters) You what? I’ll look up the joke. – [Rhett] You know what? – [Stevie] What I will do is I will look up the joke. – Something that you are saying almost makes sense to me. – [Stevie] And then, (laughs) and then I’ll retell the joke at a later date. But Link, I don’t know why you talked close to him. – The reason you don’t know is because you haven’t been in the men’s restroom on the other side. But we have one urinal, – [Stevie] Thank God for that. – Oh! (laughs) – And when you get up to the Urinal. – That’s it. – There is a, we have a canvas painting of Willie Nelson, and you are literally this far from Willie Nelson’s face. (Stevie laughs) And when you look up, if you don’t look down, if you look straight ahead, you are this far from Willie Nelson and he’s looking right at you. (Stevie laughs) – [Rhett] Yeah. – And so I dreamed that but it was the real life version. And so ironically… – And he has a judgy look in that picture, too. – Yeah. He has a judgy look. And, when I woke up, I had peed in my bed. (laughs) No, I hadn’t. (Rhett and Stevie laugh) But I could have. Okay, I think I’m almost done here. – Look. So I did, I went one eye. Look it. – [Stevie] That’s beautiful! – [Link] Wow, that is, that is really good. I went two eyes, and I used the… – [Rhett] Hold on, that looks like the cave troll from the Lord of the Rings. – (laughs) Yeah, it does. (laughter from backstage) – It looks exactly like the Cave Troll. (Link grunts) – Cave Troll, got hold of the lipstick! – Oh, wow. Hey, man, we should go into this business. (twinkly upbeat music) – [Stevie] Guys, I had a dream, too. – What happened? – [Stevie] It was just about Taylor Swift. – Oh. – [Rhett] If you missed it the first time in our main store, maybe you’ll catch it on our Amazon Store. Check out our selection at Amazon.com/mythical and get Prime Shipping.

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