(different sounds) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. You know what you’re here for. To see us smash our faces into bread, because that is a thing on the internet. That’s come be left out. – We’re on the internet. We do things. – Yeah. – Okay. I want you and me to figure out what you call a group of crocodiles. – Oh man. Group of crocodiles is something to do with teeth. Like what’s a group of teeth called? A teeth of crocodile. – A jaw? A bite. – Nest, that would be small. A chump, a group. I’m just going to say a teeth of crocodiles. That’s my guess. You don’t have a guess? – Okay. I’m going to go with congregation. – Okay. Oh, guess, cause you read the answer? Congregation of crocodiles. – They are, – That’s a lot of syllables. That’s too much – There, you know, they’re a very pious bunch. Why do you think that crocodiles are unruly? They actually follow a very strict code of conduct. There’s a lady – Just to give you some backstory or we’d like to tell you a story. Once upon a time, – There was a lady who started smashing her face into bread on the internet. And because there are people who watch things on the internet who are into things like that, she kept smashing her face into more bread. And now she basically has like a whole Instagram where she smashes her face into bread. And just based on proving it very quickly, it seems like there may be more going on than just bread smashing. I don’t know, I mean, I just, I’m not gonna, I’m not, I just, I’m just maybe just guessing – It may end. – It may be just be more about just putting your face in bread. But today the only thing that’s going to happen here, – I think it’s – The only thing we’re trying to figure out is putting your face in bread. That’s the only thing that we’re here about. – How you interpret it is up to you now. Oh. – And it’s going to be which one feels the best, right? – I don’t know. I don’t even know what the criteria of success is. – Well, let’s not start with this crusty one. Cause that was going to get dirty. Let’s just start with one that looks like this just looks like. Okay, you can put your face in that. The way that she does it in the stuff we just watched, like she would put it down like this and then she would smash it a little bit. She might slap it a little. – Josh is this ciabatta? – [Voice] That’s correct. – Wow. Let’s make it a game where we have to guess what kind of bread it is. Ciabatta. – I’m going to take my glasses off for this, but I mean, – I’m not going to go as hard. I think she’s worked up to going as hard as she does. She goes so hard. – You go first, let me, let me watch you. And then you can watch me. – I’m just going to, I think the brow area is where I want to leave because – She does it more in the nose there. – I’m going with brow. I don’t want to get a bloody hurt. – Oh gosh. You really – Well let’s do it. Ciabatta just bounces right back. – He’s got that Ciabatta bounce – I just want to put my whole face in that. Remember how you used to sleep? Sleep in class? If you take some Ciabatta with you. You can just – Ciabatta boy sleeping again. – Oh man, that feels good. – Does it feel good? – Yeah. Oh, look at that. Oh, it feels good. It’s like a pillow. I’m going to start an Instagram. Alright. You try it. That’s not the way to do it, man. And that’s the way she does it, but – Then she kind of rolls sometimes. – Yeah, but trust me, if you turn that sucker flat and lay on it like a pillow and you put your face right in it. It’s a whole new, – Whoa. Wow, that felt good. – Put your face, put your cheeks right on it. Just eyes, cheeks, everything. Just roll on it. Yeah. Yeah though, that’s good right there. That’s what I’m talking about. Can you just go to sleep on that? – I hear a buzz, something’s buzzing. What is that? Is there electricity running through our our desk? Hey right there. Wow. – There is a buzz. – There’s a buzz. – Hear the buzz of bread. – We can buzzed off this bread, yeah. That’s nice. – There’s a buzz in the table. I heard it through the bread. – That right there. I can take one of these two, like a, – It holds up – Like a psych one on one class. – Well, you know when you go camping and sometimes you’re like, man, I forgot my pillow. I feel like such a douchebag, for forgetting my pillow. Just take some bread. Cause you could eat it in the morning. – Oh, what is that, all that dust coming off my forehead? – Flour. – Alright. – Alright. So Ciabatta is pretty good. We know this thing work. Let’s just stick our face and a breather up for a second. – Pita. – Just to confirm, it’s not any fun. – All right. Let’s do this one together. Oh wait. It’s kinda splendid. Cause it’s cold. – This will clean up all the oil on my face. That’s about it. – Oh yeah. – They’re quite good for your face. – Cause she would do it this way. – Yeah. I don’t like the way she does it. I really don’t like it enough. – And that’s what people do apparently. To keep you in business. – But again, you can do that and you can put it right back in the family bag of pita and no one would ever know. Can you tell I stuck my face on there? – No, no. – You couldn’t tell it. I’m gonna put it back in the pita bag. – I’m gonna think twice before I eat bread at your house. Think price. – How about a baguette? – So we’re saving this. – We know that it’s going to be, – we know that’s going to be good. – This is not going to be great. – That’s going to be hard. Do you want to just jam right into you can swing? – You think he can break it? – I think you’re on the right track. Do you think he can break it? – I ain’t going up. I ain’t got it. – I like this. Put it on your forehead. – Let me help you. – I am pushing it harder again. I mean Andre, the giant couldn’t do that. Try it. Try to just try to break that bread with your head. Push down as hard as you can. – What about chin? Oh God. Oh. – I don’t think I could do it with my hands. – And then just put right here. That that’ll cut you. – You can do it with your hands. – You don’t want to go in there. That’s a fail, right there? – This is bad. This is not good for the face. What is this, subway reject? – Baguette. Okay. How about a pastry? – Oh, I just want to eat this – Two of these. – Now look, I want these I’m a one over each eye. You know what I’m saying? – Get the frosting side up. – Frosted side towards the face, yeah? You’re taking a deep breath. You’re like, – Yeah, cause I’m going in for a long time. I can tell, I can tell this is gonna be fun. – Three, two, one. – Oh, – Oh yeah. That’s nice. – Oh yeah. And you kind of want to smash it. So it’s like really? – It won’t stick though. I think you gotta just – Cap it. You gotta just – How’s that? – This is the softest bread so far. – I feel like it would look, you look like a freaking owl. If you did it this way, if you did it like this. And then you just really. – Let me see. Look at me. You look like something out of a Del Toro movie. – Ah, gamma, tell me. Tell me what to do. What’s my motivation in this scene? – Okay. There’s a quiet hush in the studio, which is very – [Stevie] It’s hard to add anything. – Is it very. Does it make you feel anything? Does anything tingle? – No. – Is it weird that I just put that bread on my face and then ate it? Cause I couldn’t help it, it’s so good. – It’s so good. – I’ve been eating a record number of cinnamon rolls during quarantine. – Oh God, me too, man. – Lily has been making cinnamon buns. I’m like, God, I slow your roll on the cinnamon buns. Increase your role on the cinnamon rolls. Cause I like to send them a roll better than a cinnamon bun. And she got mad and said, – So this is a cinnamon bun. This is a, this is something different. That’s like a, it’s like a Danish roll. – Yeah. – I would not call that a cinnamon. A cinnamon bun is like, – But it’s more of a cinnamon bun flavor. – There’s like, you can get a Pillsbury cinnamon roll or you can get a Cinnabun cinnamon bun. And a cinnamon bun is more bunny, like bready, instead of rolling in dough and cinnamon buns and mama and have more, what’s that, different type of icing. It’s a less sugary and it’s more cheesy cream cheesing. I don’t like that. – You know, what’s really bad is something I did the first two weeks of quarantine never repeated is Pillsbury makes like the rolly, you know? Or you can unfold them. – Yes. – That’s the one you want. – That’s the one you want. – They also make what appears to be like a biscuit type of thing that has cinnamon on top. – You don’t want that. – Yeah. It’s. – Oh, and you can, and what will happen is you ran accidentally get that one. – That’s what I did. – Yeah. – I’ve done that before. You want the ne of the ones that unroll and you want to cook them when they’re still doughy in the very middle, I’m going the opposite way and that’s fine. Or that hurts. – I don’t like send them Cinnabon as much as I like a good cinnamon roll. – When was the last time you had Cinnabon? Probably on the show. I don’t remember. – Yes. It’s it’s been awhile, but do this and we’re in total agreement. – Do this and it’s really good. – Oh this way. – Oh yeah. Just take your face. – Oh yeah. I mean I could even hollow out a place for my nose. – That’s pretty good bread at Rosemary. What’s the deal with this? – [VOICE] I don’t know. I’m Googling the difference between send mineral in center and one because I’m fascinated. – Oh wow. Look. We got Josh Googling something. – Yeah. I didn’t know. I actually thought buns was the non spiral. That was my that’s what I thought you were going to say. – Physically rolled up. – Lily rolls hers, but then they have, they’re still stacked and more in a, they kinda achieve more of a bun consistency. Now we go to the Mac daddy off. This is just waiting to be faced. – Now – I want to remind you, join The Mythical Society. If you want to check it out, become an initiate. It’s free. Anyone who’s on The Mythical Society will tell you, just ask. Is it worth it? And they’ll tell you the answer. – This smells really good. – And download the app too. For your phone for free. – What kind of roses? – Holla. – Holla – Where is it from? – [VOICE] I’m not sure when Nicole got it. – Taste. You have to taste it. Well, maybe it’s not a good hollow though. – You can go hard. – That was a good bread. I gotta stick my face in it. – It’s like pretzel bread. – Yeah. – Now you can go hard on this, right? Just to like put you put the full weight of your noggin in there. – Can’t breathe. – I mean, that’s nice. – Just suffocate yourself. – Every office – It’s like a saddle. It’s abit leathery. – You get it probably imprint your face in that. I want to get into the, I want to peel the hard top off. I’m going to peel the hard top off and then I’m just going to stick my face right into the soft part. – Oh yeah, me too. Here we go. – Red boys. – We know this. – The red boy blog – Save the best for last. Oh yeah. – Oh yes. – No exactly what I needed. – It’s cool in there, – Man, I want to get lost in that bread. Awesome. Good. Just to get your face, get right to the point when you can’t breathe and then breathe in, – You have to breathe all the air, – Cruise through the bread. – Yeah. – This is what my phone is going to be. I’m going to be, – The air comes to the bread. I’m getting nothing but bread air. This is going to be my new mask. When I go out in public. – That’s what I just said. – Oh, did you say that? – I said that. Oh, I was so involved in the bread, I didn’t hear – I think I can eat my way out of it. Did I get through? See if you can get through. – I’m done. (upbeat music) – Okay. – Are you a member of The Mythical Society? One an even easier way to dig into content like behind the mythicality and red link react? Well, download the new free mobile app now in the Apple and Google play stores.