(rooster crowing) (lion roaring) – Welcome to “Good Mythical Morning.” Let’s explore the pettiest lawsuits filed against fast food restaurants together. – But first let’s play “What’s the Word,” where we see a word and guess the definition. It is zarzuela. – Zarzuela. – Zarzuela. What is a vuvuzela? What is the thing that you blow at the soccers? At the soccers, yeah. – At the football games. – Vuvuzela. – Vuvuzela. A zarzuela is when you take a vuvuzela. What is it? – Vuvuzela. – Vuvuzela? – You’re making me think I’m wrong now, but yeah. – And you turn it around, and you suck on it. – And nothing happens. – (laughs) No, no, and it makes– – Oh, I’ve done it. – It makes a zar sound. It makes a zarzuela. – What is it, Zach? What is it? Now, we have to know now. – [Stevie] You’ll never know. – And then, okay, Spanish opera having spoken dialogue and often a satirically treated, topical theme. Oh, we should have know that. – Yeah, yeah. – It’s an opera where they don’t sing in Spanish. (wheel rolls off) Well, Link. – [Stevie] Hey, guys. – Clean sweep on the shuffleboard zone. Man, it was so dramatic at the end, too. So dramatic, man, I thought I had it. – [Stevie] Link, do you know how much that I like McDonald’s french fries? – A lot, so much. – [Stevie] Something that everybody knows about me is how much I like McDonald’s french fries. – Yeah, I agree. – [Stevie] You said that one time very recently. And I was like, oh, I didn’t remember that about myself. – Oh, you’re saying that’s not true? Cause I’m like, yeah. – [Stevie] I do like McDonald’s french fries but it’s not like, it’s not my bio. Do you know what I dislike? – But I know you. – [Stevie] In and Out fries. – I know you dislike those. – In and Out fries are not good unless you put a lot of salt on them. – [Stevie] Animal style, though, is pretty good. – Animal style, and you have to eat them fast. – [Stevie] They turn bad really quickly. – Oh, yeah. It’s like you have to eat them before you drive away. Like I sit there and I eat them while I’m paying. – I got a bone to pick with you. – [Stevie] Oh. – Okay so, what do you, I mean, what’s the worst that could happen? – Stevie, you don’t owe him anything. – What’s the worst that could happen if you’d have just said 1975? – [Stevie] Have you ever read the comment section before? – I mean, you know, but like think about how I would feel right now, you know. And you know, sure we deal with the fact that we had lost credibility as a show and that our facts didn’t really matter. – [Stevie] I like the idea of us losing credibility somehow, like this show, this show. – But as an asterisk on the thing, you would be like, technically it’s 1965, and it would be like this, you would be signed by Stevie at the end ’cause you would be writing the asterisk. Technically it was 1965, but I said 75 because Rhett was so excited about landing on 70, don’t worry we told him later. – [Stevie] There was an episode recently where I helped you both cheat, but I helped Link cheat more than you. And yet there were comments about how I help you cheat more. And then somebody watched it and they were like, no, she helped Link more. Do you? So I got to, I’ve got to try and dig myself out of a hole that I never put myself in, but other people did. Which is that I helped you more Rhett, but that’s not true. – That’s what I was saying, You don’t owe him anything. So, you don’t really have to respond. – It was one of those moments where I’m trying to think of like a moment in sports history where somebody thinks that they’ve done something and then they they’d go to review the tape and they’re like, “nope you didn’t release it in time.” Rocky is what I’m thinking about. – I think it’s pretty simple, I mean, you just, you didn’t win, Rhett. I mean, it’s, I know it’s hard. – You know what I did? And I’m going to take all the way all day today. I banked it right into the 70. I know I lost five to zero, but I banked it into the 70. – So you won at that? – I won at that one little battle. I lost the war, I won the battle. which is what’s important in life. – You know what? I just, for a second, I want, I’ll pitch something to you. – Okay. – This is an opportunity. – A ball, I hit it right out of the park. – This is an opportunity for you to see things my way. – I don’t want to grow, Link. I’m six foot fricking seven. I don’t need to grow anymore. Everybody’s always talking about, you want you to try to grow a little bit? I’m like, have you seen me in this outfit? I don’t roll up the sleeves and the pants because I think it looks cool. I do that because it’s not long enough. I can’t grow anymore. I’m a full adult. – You know what? – [Stevie] Yeah, to clarify, the sizes available on mythical.com will fit nearly everyone unless you are Rhett. – Unless you’re so used to winning when you do lose, – And this is just an XL, I think it goes (mumbles). – Then it won’t fit Rhett. – We can technically get a size bigger, right? – [Stevie] Oh, well, yeah. I think multiple X is bigger than that, but also I kind of like the pushed up situation. I thought you were doing that purposefully– – I was hoping you would – [Stevie] Do you guys wanna. – Apparently you don’t like it enough to cheat for me. – [Stevie] Play the game that this video is about? – Yeah. – I’m not gonna feel guilty for winning. – You know what, Link? Hey man, listen first ever clean sweep. I feel like we’re shutting more than fries– – [Stevie] Well and here’s the other thing – I mean you don’t have to celebrate it. You don’t have to make — – [Stevie] No– – This moment about me, I’m just saying – [Stevie] It wasn’t by luck also– – It was a well played game. – [Stevie] It was well played and you had good guesses– – Well reasoned. – I’m not asking for, I’m not asking for your accolades. I’m just gonna take the win for what it was. And I meant to do it. That’s what I learned from my soccer days when I over celebrated. – [Stevie] I’m gonna read you petty fast food lawsuit situation these are all real. So you’re not guessing if they’re real or fake. You’re guessing at which chain, at which restaurant did this take place? – So, they’re all fake? – [Stevie] They’re all real. – Yes. – [Stevie] Doug and Patty Wargo, you know them? – Yeah, yeah they eat at McDonald’s. – Married couple. – [Stevie] Of Pennsylvania, Were charged twice for their meal at this fast food spot. They demanded a refund and the restaurant agreed. But when the refund never arrived, they sued them for a total of $1735, that rhymed! – $1735 well, this is not, I mean, a couple getting just food for themselves and spending $1735? Is there a pain and suffering included in that? Or is that just the price of the meals? – Sounds like just the meals. – [Stevie] I do not have that information, but that’s a lot of food. – Side question. – That’s a Carl’s Jr meal. – How do you get charged twice at a fast food restaurant? You like pay and then they forget that they’ve, that you’ve paid and you forget that you paid and then you pay again? – [Stevie] The guy held the button for too long on– – Yeah, he’s like, whoops, I ran your card twice I’m sorry. But we will send you a refund, we promise. Carl’s Jr, but in Pennsylvania that might’ve been a Hardee’s. – I think this is a place where they have the touch screens because I think that makes it a lot more likely. And maybe all of them have touch screens now – You mean like a Wendy’s? – Which one is like, you know, ’cause you can really double tap really easily on a touch screen but like, if it’s like the keyboard thing. – I don’t know who’s got what protocol. I’m sticking with Carl’s Jr/Hardee’s. – No, I think this is, I think McDonald’s is more modernized. Let me go with McDonald’s. – [Stevie] You’re both incorrect. – Oh then it’s Burger King. – Wendy’s. – [Stevie] It’s Burger King. – Double charged at burger King. – [Stevie] They won by the way, they won that $1735. – Gosh man, you can’t talk about having time on your hands. – Yeah what in the, I mean – Speaking of time on your hands, listen to our podcast, Ear Biscuits. ‘Cause like it’s two lifelong friends talking about life for a long time. – Right. – About an hour. If you got that amount of time or you can be doing something else and listening to it. – Well, that’s what I highly suggest. I mean, I don’t suggest you just sitting down doing nothing but listening to our podcast, – I would like to think at certain points– – Do people do that? – Gets so real. The podcast get so real that you would, you have to stop what you’re doing and just listen. – Do you do any, do you listen to podcasts? (mumbling) or books on tape while doing nothing else ever? – No, but there’s certain times when I’m like, you know what? This weekend I’m going to sit down and listen to a book on tape. – I’ll listen to music while doing nothing, but listen to music. But I something about listen to somebody speaking – I’ve never done it. – I won’t, I have to do something else. – I’ve never done it. But I honestly have been thinking about planning to do it. Just to see what is like – Planning and listening session for a book? – Yeah – Or a podcast? – Yeah just to see what it’s like. – I can tell you what it’s like – You’ve done it? – No, I can just imagine (chuckles). – I don’t want you to imagine. – I imagine what it’s like to sit there and listen to someone reading a book. It’s like being in school and having your teacher read a book to you. – But if you’re like lying in a comfortable place, it’s like reading a book with your eyes closed. It seems pretty great to me. – I think you’ve got to be moving— – (mumbling) podcast. – All right, Stevie. We’re ready for another one. – [Stevie] A man do you know? – Yeah. – [Stevie] A Mississippi, – A Mississippian. – [Stevie] Ordered some food in the drive through of this fast food restaurant. They gave him a spork, but no knife. He reportedly choked on his food and had to go to the hospital. Then sued the restaurant for not giving him a knife. Claiming that that’s what caused him to choke on the food. – (mumbles) KFC cause of spork. – [Stevie] It’s not KFC – what? They have sporks elsewhere. – Who else has a spork? – And what do you have somewhere else that you need to cut with an, oh Wendy’s. – Wendy’s has a spork. – Yes. – For the chili? – Uh huh. – Why does it need to be a fork for what? – Well, not for the Chili’s but Wendy’s– – For the potatoes? – I believe Wendy’s has a spork. – Ah, no, they don’t. They have a fork that then goes to like a rectangle at the end. It’s got a rectangle billboard on the end that says Wendy’s. – You’ve been looking at– – They’ve got really stout forks at Wendy’s. There was a time– – I’m assuming it’s not Wendy’s ’cause you didn’t respond. – In college I would steal a bunch of forks from Wendy’s and use them as silverware – I found the weirdest weirdest website. – The most robust silverware you can find is gonna be a Wendy’s take it just grab it up. – [Stevie] This website which is incorrect because it doesn’t include the, restaurant I’m talking about just looks like a stretched word document. And it there’s a question that says what restaurants currently use sporks KFC, Taco Bell, El Pollo Loco, El Taco, many broasted chicken stores, Lucky supermarket. – And Kenny Rogers Roasters, – Kenny Rogers Roasters. One time we were walking where we were, where we were in London, right? – It was in McDonald’s. – We were walking around London and I was like, and I said, I’m thinking of a restaurant or I made it just said, I’m thinking of a place. – I think you just said, I’m thinking of something. – I’m thinking of something and then we played the yes or no game. And it was Kenny Rogers Roasters. It was the most boring yes or no game ever. But you had to play it for like 30 minutes. – Stevie was there she was, she had to listen to it. – Stevie, were you there for that? – Yeah. – [Stevie] I don’t recall that, but– – It was so boring, but you were there and when it was all said and done, you didn’t know that Kenny Rogers roasters Existed and we told you about it– – And you’ve already forgotten it. – [Stevie] Yeah. – He rest in peace. – [Stevie] Tell me about again, – Spork. Taco Bell. – [Stevie] You were close with KFC. – Probably El Loco. – [Stevie] Popeyes. – Oh popeyes yes. – He later dropped the charges. – Oh we didn’t win – [Stevie] Stacy Pincus. – People like this. – [Stevie] This is roll call. – These are not the type of people you want to have in your life, people who would– – Litigious people. – Yeah. – [Stevie] Stacy Pincus from Illinois. – You don’t want her in your life. – [Stevie] Claimed that the amount of ice this chain put in there, ice for drinks was taking away from the actual beverage volume the customer paid for. She sued in a class action lawsuit for $5 million. – Man, Stacy, come on. – Class action. Does that mean that she got other people in on this? – Yes. And then they, and then the 5 million is distributed to anyone who– – Who didn’t get their money’s worth for their drink – Who like responds to that email they get from this restaurant. – I, this kind of makes me upset. – It makes me very happy. – I mean, it’s a combination of having time on your hand and the sense of entitlement, but also like a victim complex. – It’s also not thinking about how, if everyone were to behave in the way that you’re behaving, society would break down, Right. If everyone was like Stacy and everyone complained about things like ice in their drinks, then we couldn’t do anything. But there’s just a certain, there’s a handful of people who are just like, I’m just a person who does this thing and I don’t and it’s like, I don’t have to worry about it, everybody else, if it doesn’t, I don’t think there’s enough ice in there then I’m gonna assume– – You guys know what Stacy’s middle name is. – Doofus, Doofus Dinkas her last name is Dinkas? – [Stevie] Karen. – Oh, here it is. – Was that a joke or a real name. – Karen Dincas Pinkus. Who doesn’t put enough? Who puts too much ice? That’s well, shoot. It has to be someplace where they do the ice for you. – Well, they used to do ice for you at most places. They’ve only recently pulled it out to the people, pulled it out to them. – You know, one of the last places where they would do the ice for you is Chick-fil-A they were, they held on for a long time just doing the ice themselves. Chick-fil-A – [Stevie] Incorrect, this is a questionable, if it’s fast food, it’s a beverage forward restaurant in which there are very many locations. – Beverage and forward– – [Stevie] No and some of them are drive through. – Sonic no. – No (mumbling). – (speaker speaking in love voice) Oh, Jamba juice. – [Stevie] This is a beverage you drink every morning. – Starbucks. – [Stevie] Starbucks yeah. – Yeah, Morgan just picked the Starbuck (mumbles)– – Well that might make a difference. That changes everything. – Oh no, yeah. That’s actually, I’m on her side now. I’ll take it all back. – Yeah. – I’m signing in that class actually. – [Stevie] Was not a drinkable liquid and therefore not beverage. The judge dismissed the case, citing that a reasonable customer ordering an ice drink knows that the drink they receive will include both ice and tea. – Wow. I’ll just say before we move on to Jonathan, – Come on Rhett I don’t want to hear about Jonathan– – There’s been many times where I’ve gotten like an iced coffee at a place, maybe Starbucks. – Yeah. – And then I’ve kind of, I’m done with it. You know, I finished things quickly. So like before I really like even exited the Starbucks. I’m like, I’m almost done with this. Can I get a refill already? Like man, there’s a lot of ice in here. Maybe I should sue them. The last part is the part I don’t go to. – They enter the way that I start committing this. They have this I’m cold brew nitro. – Yeah, I heard about this. – And then you get that with no ice. ‘Cause that it’s already it’s well, all ice coffee is cold because it’s refrigerated. – But it’s gonna get warm pretty quick. – But then they put it. I think they got recommended no ice or maybe, well, the one thing that I know I asked for a, for an extra (mumbles), I mean I’ll gladly pay for it. – Oh and then you do you delay the, you dilly. – Yeah. – You did the ice yourself. – ‘Cause my big thing is you don’t want the ice to melt in the coffee. – Well the easy solution to this is have coffee ice. – They can market the heck out of that. – Good, make a coffee, ice machine. – Why, and Starbucks, they have to be thinking about this. Right? – Starbucks, are you thinking about this? – Are you thinking about it? Think about it, think about it. – Stacy will never sue you – Coffee ice. I mean, make it a marketing campaign? It’s like the longer you wait, the more coffee you get. It’s like a, it’s like a coffee fountain of youth. – Yeah, never yeah Boy, you’ll be chewing on that. – Bottomless cold brew– – Coffee ice. – Coffee ice. – Jonathan. – Jonathan Bored me. I’m moving on to Webster, – Okay Webster. – [Stevie] Webster Lucas from California only received one napkin with his order. And when he asked for more, the server refused. He complained to the manager who apologized on behalf of the store, but it wasn’t enough – Too late. – [Stevie] He proceeded to Sue the chain for $1.5 million claiming he was unable to work because of undue mental anguish from the experience. – How could this be real? – Webster. – Webster Lucas, – Webster– – You entitled doofus. I mean the manager apologized and showered you with napkins, – Well, we don’t know that it could, it’s been an apology, but I’m sorry, sir but we only will give you one napkin. – Why are they stingy with napkins now they– – (mumbling) give you way too many. They are going back on that though, ’cause of trees. – Yeah these pesky trees– – The trees sued people. – I mean, it does make me think. There are places where they start like Bojangles started charging for the, if you want an extra dipping sauce that happened before we came out West, I respect that. You know, I don’t really like. – [Stevie] Before we got our wagons round up. – I don’t think, it does bother me when they grab a whole handful of like ketchup packets at a fast food place. – Well, you know the worst because we do a lot of takeout now, because you know, the situation the world’s in and many different restaurants will give you their like sauces or sauces or whatever it is that you’re getting depending on the food. – Yeah. – And you just get so much of it and then you just have it all. And I always like take it, like stack it and put it in the fridge. – I put it in the butter thing in the fridge. – And that’s just to make myself feel better because what’s going to happen is we’re gonna in there right, what does all that sauce throw it away. Yeah you know, it’s just, it’s bad for them. – This the kitchen, they should do a, like a sauce scrape, like scrape all the sauces out of your butter and make a super on your fridge and then like make it into something. – I think it would just be able to (mumbling) sauce with this (mumbles) is mixed. – Are they fielding our ideas. We can’t tell, I really can’t tell anymore. – [Stevie] Where did Webster get harmed? – Oh. – I think this is not a giant chain because– – Stingy with the napkins that McDonald’s– – [Stevie] Yap, the judge dismissed the case, but not before putting the plaintiff on a frivolous lawsuit watch lists, which were sick, restricted him from filing new suits for a period of time. – Oh, that’s a good law. – I okay, that’s a good law there. – A litigious lawsuit watchlist. – [Narrator] Make your voice heard and vote like a beast. Visit votelikeabeast.com for all your voting needs.